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 Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye And Family Cover Motherhood In-style Magazine by JoeCutie(m): 8:27am On Dec 08, 2015 |
ShayGirl:But we shouldn't settle for less na.  Add something jhoor!  1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Psquare And Wizkid Spotted In Owerri (photo) by JoeCutie(m): 8:22am On Dec 08, 2015 |
| Phones › Re: Why Do Most People Hate Sending Text Messages? by JoeCutie(m): 7:49pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
I prefer texts to every other means of communication. I could have up to 250 'conversations' with someone via text. I just love it  3 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: George Castro-Yankey Caught In Sex Scandal - VIDEO by JoeCutie(m): 7:07pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Why the deceit? Is he a Catholic priest or a Reverend brother? Cos the both of them are quite different. Or is this another bid to discredit and or castigate Catholics and their priests?  3 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Psquare And Wizkid Spotted In Owerri (photo) by JoeCutie(m): 7:00pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
| Celebrities › Re: Psquare And Wizkid Spotted In Owerri (photo) by JoeCutie(m): 6:14pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
| Celebrities › Re: Psquare And Wizkid Spotted In Owerri (photo) by JoeCutie(m): 5:54pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Jolllyjoy: Wow. This is sweet. Life is beautiful mehn! Send me a vn first, then we'll talk.  |
| Celebrities › Re: Psquare And Wizkid Spotted In Owerri (photo) by JoeCutie(m): 5:30pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Jolllyjoy:Wait! Is that a proposal, Joy? Are you proposing to me? Yeah, about my siggy, thanks. That's what we need to stay alive. |
| Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye And Family Cover Motherhood In-style Magazine by JoeCutie(m): 5:27pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
ShayGirl:Oh, thanks, sweet. But do you think only kisses are enough ? |
| Celebrities › Re: Psquare And Wizkid Spotted In Owerri (photo) by JoeCutie(m): 3:41pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
| Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye And Family Cover Motherhood In-style Magazine by JoeCutie(m): 3:38pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
ShayGirl:Awwww, all those kisses for me? |
| Family › Re: What Will You Do If You Walk Into This Type Of Situation? (photos) by JoeCutie(m): 3:37pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
I'll walk away..........and come back with fuel and tires. 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye And Family Cover Motherhood In-style Magazine by JoeCutie(m): 3:17pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
ShayGirl:Well, in reality, the person hasn't failed...yet, unless you make it, and prove them wrong. So the success or failure of that person (in accordance with their statement) depends on you. Make it and he/she is a failure. Fail to make it and he/she is a success. Kapish? |
| Romance › Re: See The Fine Nairaland Girl In The Studio With Me This Night by JoeCutie(m): 2:55pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
misspicy:Your ass? Who needs to whip your ass when there are other things to do to/with it?  Lest I forget, I cannot weep your ass, I can only whip it...Olodo! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Educated Young Men!,would You Marry An Uneducated Lady? by JoeCutie(m): 2:48pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Estharfabian:Mbaise? She made me do something... Thant thing! |
| Romance › Re: See The Fine Nairaland Girl In The Studio With Me This Night by JoeCutie(m): 2:38pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
misspicy:I'd just whip your ass! Is that one American or Nigerian? |
| Celebrities › Re: Psquare And Wizkid Spotted In Owerri (photo) by JoeCutie(m): 2:35pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Jolllyjoy:Dude is really cute, but he's too small. Almost tiny! You're interested, right? He wouldn't mind adding you to his chain of (baby) mamas He get ladies wey like to faya, sometimes he carry go. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: See The Fine Nairaland Girl In The Studio With Me This Night by JoeCutie(m): 7:52am On Dec 07, 2015 |
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| Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Enjoys Push-Up Exercise With Army Officers (Photos) by JoeCutie(m): 7:45am On Dec 07, 2015 |
Oga no push cos I push o. Mine might build up my muscles faster, but yours might build up your grave a lot faster o. No say I no tell you o. |
| Romance › Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by JoeCutie(m): 7:32am On Dec 07, 2015 |
Those things result to a boring sex. The best form of sex is an impromptu one. One you didn't see coming. Making plans for sex makes it boring. You'd be too excited and expectant, thereby over enjoying the act and exhausting your mental balance even before it started. How about walking up to her in the kitchen while she's busy preparing food? The food can go ahead and burn for all I care. Just gimme the uncooked 'food' first while we wait for the cooked one. All join. But one thing: make sure no knife is close by. Some girls can be romantically 'wicked' during sex. They lose it TOTALLY. Sex should be spontaneous and crazy. Come in the middle of the night like a thief. I swear, by 12pm the following day, she's still shining her teeth. Body go dey totori her, and she go dey sing one kain song dey smile like mumu. And for guys: If you get overly expectant and excited before sex, you'd release ever before you engaged. That's too bad, isn't it?  Whatever is worth doing (at all), is worth doing well. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Vagina Is So Ugly, Please Advice Me. by JoeCutie(m): 9:27pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Okay... • Op, for thinking that you could bring anything up here and expect us to believe you, maybe because we are in kindergarten or something? You're the one who needs surgery. Brain surgery because you've got this very bad brain tumor which in no distant time, is going to kill you off. That's if something is not done about it ASAP. • Wait! Vagina dey ugly true true? Apart from those ones that emit those very horrible smell? I've never seen oh, and I pray I don't see one. • Op, this topic is nauseating. I want to puke. |
| Romance › Re: Educated Young Men!,would You Marry An Uneducated Lady? by JoeCutie(m): 9:06pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Estharfabian:Imo? Okay, never mind.  Ukwu nwanyi Owerri! Where in Imo are you from? Can you shake your bumbum like them? I lived in Owerri for years. That Afang soup is wicked. With all those meats and fish inside. Just like Ofe Owerri. One babe from Calabar gave it to me in school, and after eating it, I did something I didn't want to do. She had a plan. |
| Romance › Re: Educated Young Men!,would You Marry An Uneducated Lady? by JoeCutie(m): 8:47pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Estharfabian:Esther Fabian, from Akwa-ibom? God! I knew it! I know who you are. You know that, right? |
| Romance › Re: Educated Young Men!,would You Marry An Uneducated Lady? by JoeCutie(m): 8:39pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Estharfabian:You see your life? This is what I'm saying! Did I by any chance tell you that only males could do whatever? You claim to be the smartest, but you could use your smartness here. After getting my point clear, I asked you if you're really female. You perfectly deviated from the subject in discus. Do you know why I even asked you that? Okay, since you're so smart, why not ask yourself why I equally asked if you're from Akwa-ibom? Oh, or is it only Akwa-ibom people that get involved in E-fights too? I'm disappointed too. |
| Celebrities › Re: ★ Koredo Bello Releases New Dapper Photos by JoeCutie(m): 8:09pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
This boy short shaaaa. I dey see this boy like this ehn, I dey get hope. I still tall pass some people. Well well sef. |
| Romance › Re: Educated Young Men!,would You Marry An Uneducated Lady? by JoeCutie(m): 7:38pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Estharfabian:You yab people too much. You can like to bash, insult and call names. If given the chance, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't even hesitate one second to beat someone up. Your body too dey hot. And, uh, I'm sorry but I've got to questions for you: Are you really a female or... (no offeinse) Are you from Akwa-ibom? |
| Romance › Re: Educated Young Men!,would You Marry An Uneducated Lady? by JoeCutie(m): 4:14pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Estharfabian:Lmao! No, sweetheart, you haven't. Who even told you that? That you've changed? |
| Romance › Re: Educated Young Men!,would You Marry An Uneducated Lady? by JoeCutie(m): 3:58pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Estharfabian:But you're annoying. Hope you know that? |
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