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Romance › Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by JoeCutie(m): 7:23am On Dec 03, 2015
Favolly:
Lol! Really? Love forgives those? Or desperation? tongue

It's just easier to deal with people we see everyday jor
Thing is, there's always a first day. Right now, you may not have seen your eventual husband or have you? wink grin but then it doesnt mean he doesn't exist. Those people you see everyday - friends, course mates, colleagues at work, etc - all came around one day. Someone you met online could still fall into that category someday. smiley

So you don't believe that love does forgive? shocked grin
Romance › Re: How Often Should Girls Change Their Panties? by JoeCutie(m): 7:18am On Dec 03, 2015
daretodiffer:
You could stop lying for starters
How often do you change yours? Let's start from there. grin
Romance › Re: How Often Should Girls Change Their Panties? by JoeCutie(m): 7:15am On Dec 03, 2015
daretodiffer:
You are a liar!
You again! What do you want from me?
Romance › Re: Guys, What Is The Worst That Can Happen From Staying Without Sex? by JoeCutie(m): 7:14am On Dec 03, 2015
Death! angry undecided
Romance › Re: How Often Should Girls Change Their Panties? by JoeCutie(m): 7:08am On Dec 03, 2015
I know a girl who changes hers 3times a day.

The same me knows a girl who changes hers once every 3 days kwa.

Choice: Irony of life. angry
Politics › Re: Northern Royal Fathers Meet With Igbo Royal Fathers In Owerri by JoeCutie(m): 6:37am On Dec 03, 2015
Rochas Okorocha is an apology. undecided
Romance › Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by JoeCutie(m): 6:31am On Dec 03, 2015
Favolly:
Yes I understand that overtime, friendships or relationships are likely to be formed. Of course, we cant really say never. But I think that's different from coming here with the intention or mindset that you're looking for a husband.

I think that's just sad mehn. Too many catfishes, fake people, misogynists, fraudsters, etc, are roaming these NL streets.
Lmao! Quite right. Do not forget though, that from among those "cat fishes, fake people, misogynists, fraudsters, etc" one finds love. Sometimes, love forgives all those.
Romance › Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by JoeCutie(m): 11:15pm On Dec 02, 2015
Favolly:
Whoever comes on here to look for husband don miss road seriously

Well, I cant speak for everyone, but NL is just fun and games for a good number of us. When the thing tire us, we deactivate undecided

Ain't nobody gat time undecided
Well, it's good you rightfully pointed that out cos many have found lasting friendship here, some of which have really taken theirs to the 'next level'. While some catch fun, others catch love. Na so e be for all the other social networking sites.
Crime › Re: Female Banker Defrauded One Of Her Customers N90 Million, by JoeCutie(m): 11:05pm On Dec 02, 2015
EggovinMma:
Why jump fence and injure ya self when you can friend the gateman and gain VIP access? cheesy grin
Nwanyia ehn... Chai! So na so you take gather ya own ground be that? grin
Crime › Re: Female Banker Defrauded One Of Her Customers N90 Million, by JoeCutie(m): 11:01pm On Dec 02, 2015
All those female bankers ehn, fear them o. Na so dem go just dress fiam like Virgin Mary for heaven; like say dem no dey fart. Just throway eye small, babe go dismantle everything wey you don suffer build all your life within seconds. Fear them! grin
Crime › Re: Female Banker Defrauded One Of Her Customers N90 Million, by JoeCutie(m): 10:57pm On Dec 02, 2015
EggovinMma:
cheesy


*opens champagne for the babe* cheesy cheesy
Nne enjoy yourself jare, Get Rich or die hang trying! !!
90 milllllllllllion?!!!!!!!!!!
This babe wara ezigbo anya biko! grin


For say na igbo babe, e go hard before them catch her ooooo. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
My igbo babes no dey jump fence wey barb wire dey.They rather friend gateman! !!!! grin grin grin
You're high on what exactly? cheesy
I can't even guess your own brand. grin

Na true talk sha. They don't start what they can't finish. Any one wey go hard dem ehn, dem go jejely leave am. grin
Family › Re: My Aunty Gave Me Her Breast Milk To Drink: Right Or Wrong? by JoeCutie(m): 10:41pm On Dec 02, 2015
One day, she'd 'jokingly' give you her punny to suck in place of water. Like play like play...Nwanza dey roast for fire oo. grin
Politics › Re: Onitsha Protest: Arase Orders Arrest Of Pro-biafra, MASSOB Agitators by JoeCutie(m): 10:34pm On Dec 02, 2015
Mhizkel:
Yeah, you can call it ignorant rants cos truth is bitter anywaycheesy



Your bumbumgrin
You've been looking for a way to seduce me, Kel. But the Lord is my strength. Your plan won't work! tongue cheesy
Romance › Re: If You Caught One Of Your Parents Cheating What Would You Do? by JoeCutie(m): 10:32pm On Dec 02, 2015
bettercreature:
He/she must pay ransome of 2million otherwise I will call family meeting
You're high on fermented fart! cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: If You Caught One Of Your Parents Cheating What Would You Do? by JoeCutie(m): 10:28pm On Dec 02, 2015
AlienStar:
I'm nt in the position to do anything, afterall he/she is my parent, i don't gv a fvck 'bout their sex life.
Like seriously? If you catch your mum/dad banging another man/woman, you'd just go your way, eating, singing, dancing and pretend that all is well? Are you really going to do that or you're just writing it here? shocked
Romance › Re: In This Type Of Colourful Relationship: Who Is The Real Fool? (picture) by JoeCutie(m): 10:10pm On Dec 02, 2015
Lmfao! I'd say they are all fools, but the real fool has to be the "girlfriend" at the middle, hugging her "boyfriend" very tight, thinking that she has it all. And not the "bestie" (friend with benefit) behind her, looking for the slightest opportunity to chop and clean mouth. But the guy sha... grin grin


Illegal thréesome. cheesy
Politics › Re: Onitsha Protest: Arase Orders Arrest Of Pro-biafra, MASSOB Agitators by JoeCutie(m): 9:41pm On Dec 02, 2015
Mhizkel:
Then amma spank yougrin
Okay, you've succeeded in making me laugh at last. grin So I forgive your initial ignorant rants. undecided

You'll spank me? Where exactly? grin
Politics › Re: Onitsha Protest: Arase Orders Arrest Of Pro-biafra, MASSOB Agitators by JoeCutie(m): 9:11pm On Dec 02, 2015
Mhizkel:
Lol...Don't misquote the Bible my dear.


You had better not be a part of it cool
And if I'm a party to it?
Family › Re: Which Is More Important In Marriage? Love Or Character by JoeCutie(m): 5:04pm On Dec 02, 2015
Not minding the story, I'm going to go straight and answer your question.

Love is overrated. What exactly is love actually? A woman who has a good character, the character of a good wife to her husband and a good mother to her kids is already showing the greatest love. Forget those "baby I love you" crew. Show it.

To me, character takes it. Through your character, you show whether or not you love me.
Politics › Re: Onitsha Protest: Arase Orders Arrest Of Pro-biafra, MASSOB Agitators by JoeCutie(m): 4:38pm On Dec 02, 2015
Mhizkel:
And you think your co-biafrans are right on track to make peace reign?
"The Kingdom of God suffers violence and it is only violence that can take it by force".

Mind you, I'm not part of the protesters, and I don't have any co-biafrans.
Politics › Re: Tension Is In Onitsha For Real Pics by JoeCutie(m): 2:53pm On Dec 02, 2015
These people are angry and frustrated, and looking at it critically, their anger and frustration are justified. We were all hoping that Nigeria would be better, but it's very clear that we are only moving backwards. You don't beat a child and ask him not to cry. They've had enough.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Looks Like Kim Kardashian?(hotos) by JoeCutie(m): 2:45pm On Dec 02, 2015
Utchgirl:
Learner kwa ?

Kk oooo

If u say so.
Maybe you could teach me one or two things? grin
Politics › Re: Onitsha Protest: Arase Orders Arrest Of Pro-biafra, MASSOB Agitators by JoeCutie(m): 2:44pm On Dec 02, 2015
Mhizkel:
Your reasoning is beyond the shallow-minded ones disrupting peace in the community all in the name of protest.
Disrupting peace? So in your mind there's peace in this country? Our major problem is that we are way too comfortable with whatever they give us. Our leaders have used us. It has got to stop. There's no peace.
Education › Re: After Finishing Further Maths Exam(photo) by JoeCutie(m): 2:21pm On Dec 02, 2015
Those days, if your ball point was still in tact after exams, you clearly didn't know/write anything. You must chop it so we'd know how serious the exams are and how serious you are. grin
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If She Is Your Girlfriend (photo) by JoeCutie(m): 1:56pm On Dec 02, 2015
zaragal:
dont worry
Please?
Politics › Re: Onitsha Protest: Arase Orders Arrest Of Pro-biafra, MASSOB Agitators by JoeCutie(m): 1:56pm On Dec 02, 2015
Mhizkel:
Don't tell me you're in support of thisshocked
Give me one sane reason why I shouldn't be?
Politics › Re: Onitsha Protest: Arase Orders Arrest Of Pro-biafra, MASSOB Agitators by JoeCutie(m): 1:41pm On Dec 02, 2015
Mhizkel:
Sadly enough, they won't listen cos stupidity has taken over them.
Alright, you've be heard.
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If She Is Your Girlfriend (photo) by JoeCutie(m): 1:38pm On Dec 02, 2015
zaragal:
i know you very well...but dats on my moniker.....u want gala..c'mon i ll make u meat pie
Explain, please? huh
Politics › Re: Onitsha Protest: Arase Orders Arrest Of Pro-biafra, MASSOB Agitators by JoeCutie(m): 1:36pm On Dec 02, 2015
Mhizkel:
Unfortunately, I don't know direction to the east. Would you please help me outhuh
If you so want to commit suicide, just board any bus driving down to the east. Then when you get there, you say what you said earlier. I'm not with you.
Politics › Re: Onitsha Protest: Arase Orders Arrest Of Pro-biafra, MASSOB Agitators by JoeCutie(m):
Is Arase not the Inspector General of Police? Police has absolutely no power here. Come to the east and see what I'm saying. Even the army are almost powerless now. Matters have escalated beyond the grip of the NPF.
Politics › Re: Onitsha Protest: Arase Orders Arrest Of Pro-biafra, MASSOB Agitators by JoeCutie(m): 1:06pm On Dec 02, 2015
Mhizkel:
For all I care, IPOB are creating a nuisance in the streets.
They should find something useful to do with their lives.
Come to the east and say that. undecided

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