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TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 21 by Joedave25: 11:05pm On Mar 03, 2022
chrysto:
Hi Everyone,

Please does anyone know anything about upkeep allowance whereby you buy 4000 dollars at CBN rate which will be paid into your foreign bank account ? If yes, please what’s the requirement ?
What you refer to as upkeep allowance is called Personal Travel Allowance (PTA). To access it you must have your visa and also two way flight ticket.Fund your Naira account and apply through your bank for PTA.
TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 21 by Joedave25: 3:44pm On Feb 23, 2022
Good afternoon friends and Gurus in the house,

I have been following up on stuffs here once in a while.Much thanks to everyone who have contributed immensely to put smiles in the lives of people on this platform.

MUN offered me admission into thier graduate school few days ago and I need to make part payment for the fees...

*****Please I need advise how to go about the payments hence I cannot do that online.

***** I also need samples of strong SOP. I hold BSc from faculty of business with over 10 years post graduate working experience. Your copies @mikano @mama12345 and others might go a long way for me.

Best regards.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2021 Sterling Bank Plc Management Development Program by Joedave25: 3:03pm On Feb 28, 2021
asdot:
cool, thats good
*RECRUITMENT! RECRUITMENT!! RECRUITMENT!!!*

A Microfinance institution is seeking to recruit experienced hands to Head their business offices as Branch Managers.

*Qualification:*
***Minimum HND in Accounting or any business course with atleast 2 years relevant experience in microfinance banking.

***Knowledge of Microsoft office tools

***Must be resident of Ijebu Ode or ready to relocate to Ijebu Ode

***good analytical and managerial skills.

***Ability to generate, drive business & surpass targets.

***good knowledge of cluster retail markets, trade unions & Associations within Ijebu Ode


Interested applicants should forward their résumé to: lesfoboard@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Polaris Bank Entry/graduate Level Recruitment 2021 by Joedave25: 3:02pm On Feb 28, 2021
ennyj01:
ARE YOU READY TO DEFINE YOURSELF?

Are you result-oriented, smart, innovative and customer-centric? Do you have the right attitude to thrive in a highly motivated work environment?
If yes, then you can become a part of Polaris Bank family!
We are in search of passionate, result-oriented candidates willing to work across our 300 plus branches within Nigeria to build a banking career.
At Polaris Bank, we pride ourselves as being an employer of choice. We offer a competitive work environment and attractive compensation & incentives that enable our employees meet their career aspirations.

Link below: https://polarisbankcareers.ng


Closes February 26th.
*RECRUITMENT! RECRUITMENT!! RECRUITMENT!!!*

A Microfinance institution is seeking to recruit experienced hands to Head their business offices as Branch Managers.

*Qualification:*
***Minimum HND in Accounting or any business course with atleast 2 years relevant experience in microfinance banking.

***Knowledge of Microsoft office tools

***Must be resident of Ijebu Ode or ready to relocate to Ijebu Ode

***good analytical and managerial skills.

***Ability to generate, drive business & surpass targets.

***good knowledge of cluster retail markets, trade unions & Associations within Ijebu Ode


Interested applicants should forward their résumé to: lesfoboard@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fidelity Bank Aptitude Test. What To Expect??? by Joedave25: 2:59pm On Feb 28, 2021
Amicable22:
Please guys, I have been invited to Fidelity bank for their entry level aptitude test. What should I expect??

Please if you've taken the test before, what were your challenges?? What should I look out forhuh

Please help a sister... I want to make great use of this GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY.

Thank you
*RECRUITMENT! RECRUITMENT!! RECRUITMENT!!!*

A Microfinance institution is seeking to recruit experienced hands to Head their business offices as Branch Managers.

*Qualification:*
***Minimum HND in Accounting or any business course with atleast 2 years relevant experience in microfinance banking.

***Knowledge of Microsoft office tools

***Must be resident of Ijebu Ode or ready to relocate to Ijebu Ode

***good analytical and managerial skills.

***Ability to generate, drive business & surpass targets.

***good knowledge of cluster retail markets, trade unions & Associations within Ijebu Ode


Interested applicants should forward their résumé to: lesfoboard@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fidelity Bank Aptitude Test Format by Joedave25: 2:52pm On Feb 28, 2021
chelsy1:
My cousin gave someone my CV and i was invited for a test on the 13th of this month but i have no clue of what to expect. Help somebody!!! Thanks
*RECRUITMENT! RECRUITMENT!! RECRUITMENT!!!*

A Microfinance institution is seeking to recruit experienced hands to Head their business offices as Branch Managers.

*Qualification:*
***Minimum HND in Accounting or any business course with atleast 2 years relevant experience in microfinance banking.

***Knowledge of Microsoft office tools

***Must be resident of Ijebu Ode or ready to relocate to Ijebu Ode

***good analytical and managerial skills.

***Ability to generate, drive business & surpass targets.

***good knowledge of cluster retail markets, trade unions & Associations within Ijebu Ode


Interested applicants should forward their résumé to: lesfoboard@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Offer: Stanbic IBTC Bank 2021 Graduate Trainee Program by Joedave25: 7:05pm On Feb 25, 2021
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*RECRUITMENT! RECRUITMENT!! RECRUITMENT!!!*

A Microfinance institution is seeking to recruit experienced hands to Head their business offices as Branch Managers.

*Qualification:*
***Minimum HND in Accounting or any business course with atleast 2 years relevant experience in microfinance banking.

***Knowledge of Microsoft office tools

***Must be resident of Ijebu Ode or ready to relocate to Ijebu Ode

***good analytical and managerial skills.

***Ability to generate, drive business & surpass targets.

***good knowledge of cluster retail markets, trade unions & Associations within Ijebu Ode


Interested applicants should forward their résumé to: lesfoboard@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Polaris Bank Entry/graduate Level Recruitment 2021 by Joedave25: 6:58pm On Feb 25, 2021
ennyj01:
Your certificate is it in Jpeg document or PDF document?

If it is in PDF or Word, type reduce PDF size on Google. If it is in jpeg, type reduce jpeg size.


You can reduce sizes of document on Google
*RECRUITMENT! RECRUITMENT!! RECRUITMENT!!!*

A Microfinance institution is seeking to recruit experienced hands to Head their business offices as Branch Managers.

*Qualification:*
***Minimum HND in Accounting or any business course with atleast 2 years relevant experience in microfinance banking.

***Knowledge of Microsoft office tools

***Must be resident of Ijebu Ode or ready to relocate to Ijebu Ode

***good analytical and managerial skills.

***Ability to generate, drive business & surpass targets.

***good knowledge of cluster retail markets, trade unions & Associations within Ijebu Ode


Interested applicants should forward their résumé to: lesfoboard@gmail.com


Thanks.
TravelRe: Top 5 Countries Where 50, 000 Naira Will Make You Instant Millionaire by Joedave25: 9:30am On Dec 01, 2020
marvelphysics:
I work in a bureau de change, they have been cheating u sir
Can i email if u want to trade with us at our office
Please email me pls
PoliticsRe: Zabarmari: Zulum Leads Horrified Kinsmen To Bury 43 Farmers Killed By Boko Haram by Joedave25: 1:07pm On Nov 29, 2020
powerfulguy:
https://www.facebook.com/355177254819159/posts/1354281191575422/
How can I believe this.......Is this story and pictures not photoshopped?.Is it not FAKE NEWS selling like our LIE MOHAMMED will speak?.A beg help me find out......... Minister of Information should investigate this news/story. Let's fine the TV station that broke the news
PoliticsRe: Lekki Shootings: CNN Vs BBC Video Report. Who Do You Think Gave A True View? by Joedave25: 5:29pm On Nov 19, 2020
Eteka1:
BBC is giving eye witness report while CNN is echoing propaganda.
Go check your loved ones missing at LUTH

CelebritiesRe: Olamide: Wizkid And Davido Both Have 'Choko', But They Will Be Alright by Joedave25: 4:52pm On Nov 19, 2020
Millimann:
Abeg wetin be choko?
Brain Touch......meaning 2 of them get craze join
PoliticsRe: Labour Threatens Strike Over New Fuel Price Hike by Joedave25: 7:50am On Nov 17, 2020
CelebritiesRe: Lekki Toll Gate: DJ Switch Speaks About Shootings by Joedave25: 5:50pm On Oct 23, 2020
seanfer:
If you are not mad and a wasted sperm, you will know that the Curfew didn't take effect till 9:00pm. The military went there to shoot them around 7:00pm.
May what befell the families that lost their loved ones befall you.
Don't mind them!!!! .Only fools doubt proofs.how on earth are we doubting the shooting s.could u please listen to this clips on twitter below by a foreign journalists on ground at Lekki that Tuesday evening.

PoliticsRe: Okezie Ikpeazu: We Have Done Well In Road Construction by Joedave25: 6:02pm On Aug 23, 2020
Remified:
What makes u say this
Do u by any chance reside in Abia state ?
The roads this man constructed has since started spoiling and no work are being done on it.
The osisioma proposed flyover/bridge is still lingering since he started it. The Abia state polytechnic workers salary have not been paid for over 20+ months that's equivalent to 2 yrs salary that has not been paid.
And u are saying he deserves a third term
He is been sarcastic about the Zombie Governor who even deserve 4th Term or 7th term in Abia since the Politicians in Abia are all dummies.Nobody want to criticise the incumbent even the so called opposition party....Advanced Prolific Corrupt Party.The question is who did we offend since Ogbonnaya Onu left the seat of power in Abia.I'm writing as an Abian.Governor Ikpeazu should bury his head in shame to even muster the gut to come on air and talk about infrastructural development in Abia.He should no that we are not physically blind.

Which of the roads did he construct....is it Isuikwuato/Uturu axis that erosion have finally chased all the communities, or ABA that has been swimming pools since 1999 to date.How about the Government house in Umuahia that has been on rent since inception.... What a shame!!!!!! Who did we offend ...

Well do I blame u....after sharing one one litre of kerosine to the poor and fufu with ukazi soup (in a take away) accross your senatorial District including the thugs and poor Traditional rulers on your payroll.why won't u mess up.

Your counterpart in Ebonyi is making tremendous progress in infrastructure and u are here praising yourself with Audio projects.

Abeg park well.
Christianity EtcRe: CAMA: FG Says Religious Bodies Must Submit Details Of Their Finances by Joedave25: 10:37pm On Aug 22, 2020
pelumi67:
Church can do more than what FG have done
As a nairalander, tell me one thing you have benefitted from FG? Were you given palliative during the lockdown? Come see so many churches giving out foods to thousands of their members, ask FG what they don't allow RCCG to construct the flyover @redemption camp?
It's because of corruption. The FG want RCCG to give them the money instead of executing the project just like Winners Chapel Ota battled with Ogun state government to allow the church rehabilitate Idiroko Road where the church is situated.

Nigerian Politicians are the highest scammers in the world. They have emptied the Treasury of the Country, borrowed massively from China etal up to the point where your 4th Generation will hardly repay the Loans. Now they have turned their focus on Religious bodies and NGOs to continue their relooting.

Wake up Nairalandals and say no to this move. Needless to argue uneccesarily about this move by FG.FG is targeting at imposing Taxation on them to relooting.Religious bodies and NGOs are still better than FG and Polithievians accross the States, MDAs and FG in terms of welfare.They are the last resort to the common man than your FG.

I stand with Religious bodies (CAN) and NGOs on this matter.
Christianity EtcRe: CAMA: FG Says Religious Bodies Must Submit Details Of Their Finances by Joedave25: 10:20pm On Aug 22, 2020
Igbochief001:
it's the job of the federal government to protect it's citizens from scammers
Can Scammers protect purported scammers?......FG officials and the government itself is fantastically corrupt and as such do not have all it takes to oversee financial activities of religious bodies.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Top 7 Candidates That Could Be APC Presidential Flag Bearer by Joedave25: 9:31pm On Aug 20, 2020
Deputy1111:
Osinbajo is the best candidate for our time, he is intelligent, hardworking, honest, and God fearing.
He is hardworking but not honest and I doubt if he's God fearing or god fearing.Anyway he's too soft to handle the problem of Nigeria.
RomanceRe: Pregnant Woman Crashes Wedding In Detroit, Claiming Groom Is Her Baby's Father by Joedave25: 8:37am On Aug 03, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
The young woman on black way run out and throw the flowers at her na im scatter the marriage

Because the marriage was going on smoothly and the officiating minister was unperturbed even when the woman claimed and was talking on how she is pregnant with the groom's baby

My nigggar you are making sense.... i understand
But the sweetness that comes when you are swimming without swim suit is second to non
That sweet moments when the walls of her vagina contract to hold your dickkk and soak it with all type of vagina fluids both foaming, watery, sticky and slippery vagina fluids is the sweetest thing about sex..
Na wah for you.......your experience no get Part 2
PoliticsRe: Ikpeazu's Coronavirus Treatment Complicated By Kidney Failure - SR by Joedave25: 11:59am On Jun 10, 2020
Nemere2020:
http://saharareporters.com/2020/06/09/exclusive-abia-governor%E2%80%99s-coronavirus-treatment-complicated-kidney-failure
Charity they say begins from home....why didn't he visited the Isolation center he built in Abia State?.....Yes Abia is the only state in the Bible yet all the past and present Governors are fantastically corrupt.

Orji Uzor Kalu looted the funds meant for Abians for 8years, his chief of State, Theophilus Orji continued the looting for another 8years.Okezie has done 5years as Abia state Governor without any infrastructure to show for it but looting.

Abia state Government is the only state government that is still operating her so called governance on RENTED PROPERTIES AS GOVERNOR'S OFFICE or GOVERNMENT HOUSE since 1999 till date. What a shame!!!!!!!

In April 2020 this same Governor Okezie Ikpeazu shared take away packs of Fufu with Ukazi soup (native vegetables) to Abians as Covid-19 Palliatives from the State Government.

This same government claimed to have been spending in excess of N1B monthly on Traditional Rulers within the State as part of her efforts to ensure maximum security of lives and properties in the state whereas many of its citizens have been gunned down for criticises the Administration/Governance.

Aba, the only commercial hub in the State is nothing to right home about in terms of infrastructure as many manufacturing companies have closed business due to bad roads and delapidated drainage systems.

Other parts of the Southern Senatorial District like Isuikwuato and Uturu where the only state University is situated have been taken over by erosion. Its only in Abia State, especially in the aforementioned senatorial District you will discover most of the town's within their LGAs are still without Electricity, yet the Government generate reasonable revenue from Mining from these localities.

The state health sector is nothing but a dead zone as state owned hospital and their Medical Directors have all been abandoned to their Philistines.

Well, I sincerely don't think these selfish Politicians will ever learn from Covid-19 Pandemic. I wish Okezie Ikpeazu whatever he sincerely wish his people.
FamilyRe: Genotype: The Reason For My Unhappy Marriage. by Joedave25: 3:39pm On Jun 09, 2020
ZeroShenanigan:
I'm above mid thirties, finished NYSC 2015 and i just secured a government teaching job after spending more than 3 years teaching in private schools. I met my wife earlier 2019, she was in her final year in school, we dated throughout the year and planned to get married after she graduated. She graduated and we make a move for our introduction, then we suggested to have the marriage before she go for her Nysc so as to enable her serve in our home state as I already have a rented apartment to start a small family.

As we were planning for the marriage, we were also planning her NYSC. She was required to have a medical certificate for the NYSC which of course required blood test including genotype. She came back with the result of her genotype as AS. That was the only time I remember to take genotype issue serious. Even if I have some little knowledge about it before, I decided to research more about it on the internet and also met some of my friends who are medically inclined. I came to realize my own genotype test is also important at that moment. I might have done the test in school but I didn't pay attention to it usefulness so I don't remember the result.

I don't usually fall sick except for normal malaria when there is mosquito bite, never had a drip line in my body for once, never slept in a hospital bed, I don't have any reason to take note of my genotype or blood test.

Her results then prompt me to have my own test done too which came out to be AS also. By these periods we have convinced our families to choose a date for the marriage so that we can have the wedding before her NYSC. Marriage is to hold in a week time when I got my own genotype result.
From my further findings about AS and AS couple, I discovered how risky it is for their offsprings. I tried to explain to her but she turned a deaf ear, she alleged me of trying to break her heart at that critical period. She reported to her sisters they tried to blame me but I make them all realized it's not my fault because throughout my visitation and introduction to their family nobody has ever ask us about genotype. I am an orphan, I don't have any closer family to guide me except for my sisters who can't wait for me to get married because of my age, they also had never thought of it as well.

My wife sisters gave us some examples of older couples who were both AS with only one or no sickler among their children. My wife also made a threat of killing herself or she kill me if the marriage didn't hold. She even suggested we proceed with the marriage and break up after few weeks of marriage because of the shame that may follow if we stop the marriage or maybe she was desperate because of the marriage certificate, I don't know. I maintained my stand of backing off the marriage but she reported to my sisters also. Her sisters and my sisters later tried to encourage us to go ahead with prayers since we have chosen the date. We were advised not to disclose our genotype result to anyone again because people will discourage us.

Even though I was skeptical about the marriage, it later commenced with less spending because the Nikkah was held in a mosque and a tent for refreshments.
After the marriage we tried to talk about it, and she told me, she was afraid, may be she was pregnant before the marriage that's why she insisted on going ahead with the marriage. She also revealed to me that she was not happy with the decision as well, means she also know the implications but she have to avoid the shame of stopping the marriage after inviting guests to the occasion.

During these period genotype before the marriage, my love for her reduced drastically because of her desperation and her refusal to understand the risk we are about to take. I tried to avoid pregnancy from our first month of marriage but I later gave up and she conceived immediately. Now she is closer to her delivery. We hardly talk or play together inside. We only discuss about feeding, maternity and things to get for the coming baby.
I discovered we quarrel over little things that can be over looked by lovers. I'm not happy in the marriage, I spend most of time watching TV or stay outside all day because of unresolved issues.

I'm planning to arrange for a divorce after she delivered the baby because this is my first baby and I would love to have 2 or 3 kids more. I can't take the risk of allowing any of my children to be a sickler.
Advise is needed if my plan for divorce is a good one and do I stand a chance of loosing anything?
OP, you are so naive that you took the biggest risk so far should I consider your narrative to be true.

I must blame you �% for not considering what your genotype and that of your wife are earlier as your relationship recorded milestones.

I must further blame you �% for going ahead to marry her and putting her in a family way without considering the implications of bringing in an SS child to your family.

You took so many things for granted even when you have the opportunities to turn the tide.

Please carry your cross jeje in good fate and look up to God for your miracle. Do not in any way blame your wife as far as this journey is concerned.

I rest my case!!!
CrimeRe: 3 Decomposing Bodies Found In Delta Bush (Graphic Photos) by Joedave25: 2:27pm On May 27, 2020
Hackportal:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/three-decomposing-bodies-found-in-delta/%3famp=1
Edo Governorship Poll loading.......if u know u know.it shall not be well with the Wicked
FamilyRe: My Husband's Family Is Sucking Him Dry by Joedave25: 3:02pm On May 19, 2020
Bluehill1051:
Mtcheeew rubbish post. I pray that your husband even die sef!
You are Wicked and very irresponsible. Quote me anywhere. Why would you wish her husband dead. Must you vomit stuff like this?.Must you comment?

Well empty vessels they say makes the loudest noise.
RomanceRe: I Have A Serious Problem Concerning My Relationship With Women. by Joedave25: 1:17pm On May 16, 2020
Monfeels:
I want to share my problem with you guys in the hopes that maybe I'll get some good advice or at least some insight into my problem.

When people first meet me their impression of me is that I'm good looking, cool and intelligent. Most girls usually assume that I have a girlfriend or a legion of side chicks that I Bleep whenever I want to.

The truth about me is that I've never been in a proper relationship with another woman before. All I've had is sexual partners that I stop talking to after I have sex with them, and girls I get intimate with just to control them and get them to fulfil my desire of having a female to own, please me and do my biding, and then I get bored of them and cease contact and move on like I never knew them.

The reason for this behavior is that I don't possess the emotional resources needed to engage in a healthy relationship with another human being. I have no empathy and I usually feel no guilt or remorse for my actions. It's impossible for me to care genuinely for another person. I don't feel people's pain or suffering and I'm not moved by the death of family members or friends. I simply do not care for any other person but myself. I've been this way for a very long time. I lack the ability to maintain relationships with people hence why I lose friends often. Relationships are usually a means to an end for me and when that end is met, I become irritated by the person I've gotten close to.

Despite the fact that I don't see the point in relationships, I still find that I get jealous of couples in healthy relationships. It's not like I want to experience what they experience, just that I am envious of the fact that they are participating in something I can't participate in.

When I find a girl that I want to get close to, I'm usually consumed with jealousy over her previous relationships, and over any current relationship she has with any member of the opposite sex, even if it's merely platonic. All I want is for her to devote all her time to me and shower me with attention and love. The problem with all this is that I don't want to reciprocate this behavior. In fact the idea of devoting attention to, and showering affection on someone else irritates me. It's all pointless, but I enjoy when it's done to me.

Another weird side to all this is that I don't just want to control the girl, I also enjoy making her feel bad, but in a way that makes her crave for me more. I enjoy poking holes in herself esteem, making her second guess the presumably good qualities she thought she possesed, making her not feel wanted by me, and making her do more to please me.

I don't love women, I only become obsessed with them. Obsessed to the point that I'm constantly tortured by thoughts of them being sexual with another guy especially when it's someone she has dated before. I want her all to myself and even if she had sex with someone before I met her or before we became close, I am filled with anger and jealousy whenever the thought crosses my mind, and I want to punish her for that. It's like I want to erase her past and replace it with me. I want to be all she's ever had. I don't want anyone else in her life and I don't want anyone else in her past.

All this must sound crazy to you guys but this is my reality and it's eating me up. I need advice.
If you are open to the bitter truth and you care for solution to these problems, I must say you have a very serious spiritual problem that has to do with the water spirit. This has naturally placed you on perpetual limitations, yes you don't feel fulfilled.

You need to be delivered of these water spirit to have a good beginning because you can not continue to live like this for the rest of your life. The earlier you seek for deliverance from this affliction the better for you.Pray,fast and ask God to lead you to a ministry that will engage you on deliverance session.

God will see you through in Jesus name

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