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Politics › Re: A New Force Tries To Dismantle The Cabal In Aso Rock - The Nation by joelag: 11:26am On May 09, 2020

Corona gave Nigerians big opportunity to over run the oppressors, since they have no where to run to because of the global lockdown, but we started fighting ourselves over indomie noodles and few derica of rice.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Ivanka Trump’s PA Tests Positive For Coronavirus by joelag: 8:38am On May 09, 2020

naijanaso:
They are telling you she is positive and you are saying she should go for test. I don't understand

Properties › Re: What's The Cost Of Building A Self Contained Apartment Now? by joelag: 4:51pm On May 08, 2020

From the comments so far, I want to believe that one can build a room self contain between 650k to 750k naira.

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Health › Re: Saudi Arabia Sets Up Self-Sanitization Gates In Mecca’s Grand Mosque by joelag: 2:57pm On May 07, 2020

If you are interested in this kind of scanner machines in nigeria let's talk.

Already concluded

Politics › Re: Malami: "I Deliberately Referred To Abacha Loot As "Abacha's Assets" by joelag: 9:38pm On May 06, 2020

Buhari has never liked that word Abacha loot, because he served in that govt. hence they decided to coin a new word for their loot.

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Politics › Re: COVID-19 Crisis: Ramaphosa, Johnson-sirleaf Akinwumi Adesina's Steps by joelag: 8:59am On May 06, 2020

Praxtech:
Why can't this man lead Nigeria?

Tinubu will not allow him to do so.

Politics › Re: Adesina: You Can't Order President Buhari Around by joelag: 9:14pm On May 05, 2020

Buhari don use Adesina brain for inside villa.

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Health › Re: Nasiru Gwarzo: 80% Of Kano Coronavirus Samples Test Positive by joelag: 5:46am On May 04, 2020

Metobime:
The governor is buhari's friend

They are very close friends

Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Tells Civil Servants Not To Resume As Lockdown Directive Expires by joelag: 5:42am On May 04, 2020

This is more reasonable than the Buhari confusing guidelines from Abuja.

Celebrities › Re: Kodak: Police Question Clarence Peters Over Dancer’s Death by joelag: 9:24pm On May 03, 2020

Darevofpeace:
I also smell a rabbit.

I also smell a grasscutter grin

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Crime › Re: Oyo: Woman Slaps A Policeman Trying To Enforce Curfew by joelag: 8:27pm On May 03, 2020

The police man deserve a medal, he must be from the middle belt.

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Health › Re: COVID-19: Ganduje Wants Lockdown Obeyed, As He Makes U-Turn by joelag: 7:41pm On May 02, 2020

It's getting clearer now, why Ganduje and Buhari are good friends. They have so many things in common.

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Travel › Re: BRT Scraps Short-distance Tickets, To Commute 20 Passengers Per Bus by joelag: 3:50pm On May 02, 2020

Tactical disengagement from the 50naira passengers

Health › Re: COVID-19: 'They Have Abandoned Me' – Susan Okpe, Benue Index Case by joelag: 3:41pm On May 02, 2020

PopeFlatino:
Please apart from extra financial assistance I needed , also an advise.

Someone suffering severe chest pain,,, which meal or diet should I avoid please?..

Help me with this prescriptions please

Pretend you have Covid-19. The state will treat you for free, even up to kidney transplant. Too much money in the health sector now. Take advantage of this great time.

Health › Re: COVID-19: 'They Have Abandoned Me' – Susan Okpe, Benue Index Case by joelag: 3:37pm On May 02, 2020

dhml:
If what you are saying is the truth, that she is an attention seeker. My question is this: A Covid19 Patient is supposed to be isolated for fourteen days with or without treatment, but for her own case she said she has been isolated for 39 days without any symptoms of the virus, So can't the government allow her to go? Hmmmm, I feel their is something the government of Benue State are not telling us.

The doctors use test results to justify who have the virus, not symptoms. In other words, you can have the virus without showing any symptoms.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Jong-Un Makes A Public Appearance For The First Time In Weeks by joelag: 11:30am On May 02, 2020

It seems that many people loves Kim than Buhari in Nigeria grin

Family › Re: Do I Build A Small House Now Or Keep Saving? by joelag: 9:53pm On May 01, 2020

Quick use the money do visible thing.

Politics › Re: 3 Persons Arrested For Insulting President Buhari And Governor Masari by joelag: 5:42pm On May 01, 2020

[quote author=LibertyRep post=89070170]What could PMB have done to have warrant abuses from a 70 years old man from his backyard.

Buhari don scam the old man with too much promises.

Politics › Re: Retraction: Ghali Na’abba Alive, Hail, Hearty - The Sun by joelag: 1:41pm On May 01, 2020

The deed has been done, it will take him years to claim otherwise.

Health › Re: Mike Pence Didn't Wear Face-Mask During Visit To Clinic by joelag: 2:24pm On Apr 30, 2020

I see Pence and Trump like Buhari and Osinbajo.
The one you think is more intelligent is surely the dullest of them.

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Politics › Re: How Taiwo Akerele Was Blackmailed Into Resigning From As Obaseki's COS by joelag: 2:16pm On Apr 30, 2020

JAMO84:
This is a load of crap. Obaseki discovered he was leaking information to his enemy, why didn't he sack him immediately? Why did he have to wait until the guy resigned before revealing that he was corrupt?

This bad attempt of damage control is dead on arrival. Obaseki must be treated with the 'Ambodemacine' capsule!!!

Sometimes, never let them know, that you know.
It's also a good strategy.

I AM DONE TALKING

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Politics › Re: FG To Cut Agencies To Reduce Governance Cost – Zainab Ahmed by joelag: 9:15am On Apr 30, 2020

Na trap! When people starts lamenting for losing their jobs, APC will tell Nigerians that GEJ made the recommendations before he handed over to Buhari.

It's a two way trap.

Politics › Re: Customs Closes Gate To Stop Oyo Govt From Returning 1,800 Bags Of Rice (pics) by joelag: 8:47pm On Apr 29, 2020

Make dem go offload the bags of rice for Buhari house for Daura.

Politics › Re: Nigerian Air Force C-130H Aeromedical Evacuation (Pictures) by joelag: 8:40pm On Apr 29, 2020

Rehearsal on how to move Shekau from the war zone in style. Na joke ooh

Politics › Re: How Buhari’s COVID-19 Speech Leaked Ahead Of Broadcast - Femi Adesina by joelag: 8:07am On Apr 29, 2020

Nice job guys, just a message to the sadistic elements, that there is no hidden place for the wicked.

The job only took a week to bust their yansh open, many more to come.

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Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan: I Have No Accounts Or Property Abroad by joelag: 6:00am On Apr 29, 2020

Na Aisha Buhari go suffer pass, after we see Buhari no more.

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Health › Re: How Will Social Distancing Work In A Danfo Bus Or BRT? by joelag: 8:29am On Apr 28, 2020

NOETHNICITY:
As foolish as you are, is it a hausa man that is the governor of Lagos

Very soon when you unable to impregnate ur wife you will blame it on Buhari

There is no much difference, according to the look of things. My own candid and personal opinion. undecided

Politics › Re: COVID-19 Lockdown: President Buhari Addresses The Nation (Live Updates) by joelag: 8:02pm On Apr 27, 2020

The whole thing is more confusing after listening to Buhari speech.

Health › Re: Senegal $1 COVID-19 Test Kit And $60 Ventilator (Video) by joelag: 1:33pm On Apr 27, 2020

BigTableShaker:
Shame on Igbos.

Who are the Igbos??

Politics › Re: Obiano Relaxes Lockdown In Anambra, Asks Churches To Resume Activities by joelag: 8:39pm On Apr 25, 2020

He is a wise man

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Jong-un Reportedly Dead After Botched Heart Surgery - TMZ by joelag: 8:38pm On Apr 25, 2020

The only man that knows how to treat Trump's fuckups

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Sports › Re: Daniel Amokachi: I Slept At T.B Joshua’s Church For Weeks, Got No Miracle by joelag: 6:53pm On Apr 25, 2020

All depends on what you see.

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