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HealthRe: Area Boys Demand Settlement Before Evacuation Of Suspected COVID-19 Patients by joelag: 6:10pm On Apr 25, 2020
The NCDC should have immediately call Tinubu.
HealthRe: Policeman Tests Positive For Coronavirus In Lagos, Sneaks Into Ondo by joelag: 5:17pm On Apr 25, 2020
Joefat:
Nigeria can't get better any longer... I swear..
Naija don cast since..
CultureRe: Chanel Chin: Oluwo Used To Beat Me, Cheated With Our Housemaid by joelag: 11:55pm On Apr 24, 2020
E be like say the Olowo na guy man.

Na people money the guy de spend according to the Olori.
PoliticsRe: Lati Raheem Is Dead! Tinubu's ‘Most Trusted’ Aide Dies After A Brief Illness by joelag: 5:13pm On Apr 24, 2020
Where was Tinubu when Abba Kyari was in UK?

I'm asking for a friend.
CelebritiesRe: Stella Damasus Celebrates Her 42nd Birthday Today by joelag: 9:57am On Apr 24, 2020
She is not doing bad.
PropertiesRe: Noisy Sex: The Notice A Landlord Pasted At His House by joelag: 10:27pm On Apr 23, 2020
Very soon na to take permission from landlord before you sleep with your wife.
PoliticsRe: ECOWAS Appoints Buhari As COVID-19 Response Coordinator by joelag: 5:09pm On Apr 23, 2020
Just to hype his ego, na money them want collect from Nigeria.
TravelRe: Anyone Who Wnows About Romania Immigration Policies by joelag: 3:46pm On Apr 22, 2020
No job dey wait for you... The only way for now na asylum. According to some recent people wey pass there. Chop aduro as a Christian, the rest is history. Good luck.
TravelRe: Your Honest Opinion; Nigeria Or Abroad? by joelag: 3:41pm On Apr 22, 2020
Delay is always dangerous.
TravelRe: Emigration! Emigration!! Emigration!!! by joelag: 3:36pm On Apr 22, 2020
If I have the possibility, I will go to Italy because, after the pandemic, the government in collaboration with the church (Vatican) will definitely give residence permits to undocumented immigrants; to please God and create sense of good living among their people.
PoliticsRe: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by joelag: 10:16pm On Apr 21, 2020
kikero:
Hmm

Canada's budget this year is $355 billion for 24 million people.

Nigeria's budget this year is $26 billion for 200 million people.

And you expect Nigeria to give palliative of N626000 naira per person or per family?

Nigeria is a mess, but we are not up to Canada's level. Vote for governments who would make us an industrial nation, then we can talk.

To all those people cursing Nigeria up-thread...yes, we have had corrupt governments. But there is no way our government can afford to give stimulus of N626,000 naira to everyone. Not on our budget,without taking even more mega loans.
To be sincere, do we really deserve 5k.
HealthRe: COVID-19: Lagos Discharges 9 More Patients. Total Discharged In Lagos Now 107 by joelag: 5:52pm On Apr 21, 2020
Waterypussy2:
More will be added this night
You know everything..
PoliticsRe: Ayade Appoints 427 Aides Including ‘Special Assistant On Groundnut Oil Factory' by joelag: 5:42pm On Apr 21, 2020
If person too read book, he head nor go correct again.
TravelRe: I Finally Stepped Out Of The House After Two More Months Of Quarantine (photos) by joelag: 6:33am On Apr 21, 2020
toffyz:
which country is that?
I suspect the country to be Greece
CrimeRe: Tola Azeez Flogged By Policemen On Her Way To Get Drugs & Some Relief Materials by joelag: 2:54pm On Apr 19, 2020
If the lady na my sister, it might take a long time, I must touch one of those police men intestines with my bare hands.
PoliticsRe: Likely Successors Of Abba Kyari As Buhari's Chief Of Staff - Punch by joelag: 2:49pm On Apr 19, 2020
DonMustafa:
How about someone like Akinwumi Adesina? Must nepotism be number 1 in Nigeria?

Dr Akinwumi Adesina is a proven administrator. He would do better than all those people listed up there

Since we are listing profiles here, let me drop the profile of Akinwumi Adesina for those who do not know

* Akinwumi Adesina is the President of the African Development Bank

* He was Vice President of Policy and Partnerships for the Alliance for a Green Revolution in Africa (AGRA)

* He attended a village school in Oyo and went ahead to graduate with a Bachelors in Agricultural Economics with First Class Honors from the University of Ife, Nigeria (1981) (Note: A first class from OAU is no joke)

* He was the first student to be awarded this first class in that department in OAU

* He has his masters from Purdue University in Indiana

* He has a PhD (Agricultural Economics) in 1988 from Purdue where he won the Outstanding PhD Thesis for his research work.

* He worked at the Rockefeller Foundation since winning a fellowship from the Foundation as a senior scientist

* His short time as Minister of Agriculture in Nigeria created the agricultural revolution we are enjoying today.

* He is the current President of the African Development Bank

I am tired of typing.
Akinwumi na presidential material.
PoliticsRe: Photos: The Grave Of Abba Kyari At Gudu Cemetery by joelag: 5:56pm On Apr 18, 2020
It looks like a 3 feet grave. May his soul find peace.
PoliticsRe: Babagana Kingibe Scheming To Succeed Abba Kyari As Buhari's Chief Of Staff - SR by joelag: 2:25pm On Apr 18, 2020
100 years non be forever
BusinessRe: Shade Okoya Flaunts Her Massive Bathroom Amid COVID-19 Lockdown by joelag: 10:39pm On Apr 17, 2020
Only if her shit go turn gold. Same shit
PoliticsRe: Wike To Buhari: I Don’t Take Orders From Abuja But Rivers People by joelag: 10:19pm On Apr 17, 2020
ExxonMobil, pmb, all them asslickers should go and die in Oshiomole's voice.
PoliticsRe: Wike To Buhari: I Don’t Take Orders From Abuja But Rivers People by joelag: 10:16pm On Apr 17, 2020
gare2510:
We need money to continue to tackle Covid 19, these guys are essential oil workers to ensure continuity of oil production. I hope by the time they all down tools both the federal and state governments are unable to pay salaries join the lockdown we will continue to hail Wike. Sooner or later the oil companies will begin moving out of Port Harcourt then the state will have a good old days story like Warri. A word is enough.
They should use the money they made from whistle blowing.. Nonsense!!!
PropertiesRe: What Could Be The Cause Of Recent Fire Outbreaks? by joelag: 2:29pm On Apr 17, 2020
Na only Buhari men fit answer that question.
CrimeRe: '1 Million Boys' Robbers: Elderly Women Carry Cutlasses To Protect Themselves by joelag: 11:49am On Apr 17, 2020
Some streets now rent police men for 25k per night against 1 million boys.
RomanceRe: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by joelag: 6:21pm On Apr 16, 2020
Kristofferson:
Oh sorry for that. No harms meant. The reason why i asked is the notion about Ghanaian girls been a pro in that area... Anyway, let's talk more. Can I pm u?
I can understand, so I heard too. Anyway, she is already talking to someone in Nigeria.
RomanceRe: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by joelag: 4:19pm On Apr 16, 2020
Kristofferson:
Can she bleep well?
I'm not in a good position to answer your question, because I don't have that kind of relationship with her.
CelebritiesRe: Hottest Nollywood Actresses In Their 40s by joelag: 9:09pm On Apr 15, 2020
Ireti Doyle
CrimeRe: INTERPOL Uncovers COVID-19 Face Masks FRAUD Destined For Nigerian Account by joelag: 3:40pm On Apr 15, 2020
J111333:
Nigerian yahoo boys in UK at it again. grin
Indian guys non dey sleep too for UK
CrimeRe: INTERPOL Uncovers COVID-19 Face Masks FRAUD Destined For Nigerian Account by joelag: 3:37pm On Apr 15, 2020
The kind money wey full air this days... Turkey, South Korea, Nigeria.
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell Her To Go? The Lockdown Is Tiring Already by joelag: 9:24am On Apr 15, 2020
Me: yesterday night, I told her that I need to fix some things from today Wednesday.

Babe: woke up this morning vomiting in the rest room.

Me: I want you to go home, atleast to be around family members as your health is very important.

Babe: No response yet.

Copied
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell Her To Go? The Lockdown Is Tiring Already by joelag: 11:25am On Apr 14, 2020
Once the TV subscription finishes tomorrow, I will not renew it. They cannot cope without watching TV.

Problem solved.
RomanceRe: Sleeping With Married Women by joelag: 9:34am On Apr 14, 2020
Na so

PoliticsRe: President Buhari Signs Quarantine Order by joelag: 9:51pm On Apr 13, 2020
Buhari don increase the volume, everybody eyes don clear.

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