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Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu, His Wife, Ibijoke Worshipped Online For Easter Service by joelag: 1:54pm On Apr 13, 2020

Sanwo Olu is a good man

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Romance › Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by joelag: 9:24pm On Apr 09, 2020

luminouz:
Yes..she has a big ass?

You dont like big booty women?

Yes, I do like heavy duties too as well.

Romance › Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by joelag: 7:27pm On Apr 09, 2020

Diggydanny41:
abeg pass me the koso

Romance › Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by joelag: 7:26pm On Apr 09, 2020

Maduawuchukwu:
Lol. That's not a problem nah. I am equal to the task

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Romance › Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by joelag: 7:17pm On Apr 09, 2020

luminouz:
Why u no marry her?

U be her campaign manager abi?

Did you see my last line?

Romance › Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by joelag: 12:42pm On Apr 09, 2020

joshboo:
Bro link up na

Did you see my last line?

Romance › Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by joelag: 12:41pm On Apr 09, 2020

Maduawuchukwu:
How far bro? Make we talk about this babe nah?

Next week. But did you see my last line.

Politics › Re: Junaid Mohammed: Buhari's Promise To Lead Boko Haram War Is Now Haunting Him by joelag: 11:58am On Apr 09, 2020

SpecialAdviser:
Junaid the rabble rouser. Speaking as if he was not one of his apostles that foisted the old man on Nigerians.

But wait ooo, how did Nigerians believe that an old man of Buhari age would lead a war from the front? I have met people who claim they voted him because of this.
Education is surely not golden.

Truth be told, most zombies in their early thirties still believe till tomorrow that; Buhari can physically do better than them in the war front.

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Romance › Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by joelag: 11:34am On Apr 09, 2020

I get one Ghanaian lady for Canada that never mind getting married to a Nigerian man, she is ready to visit Nigeria if need be.

Note: Her waist no be here ooh. Kind lady though.

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Sports › Re: Bonfrere Jo: Westerhof Sold Nigeria's Game Against Italy At USA 94 by joelag: 5:59pm On Apr 08, 2020*

The fight started within our camp before the match, I was opportuned to speak with Uche Ikechuckwu that morning before the match.

Westerhof never wanted to use Eguavoen in that match, but Steven Keshi and Co throw up their Jerseys and threatened Westerhof to go play that match himself.

Remember who gave the Italians that penalty, still like yesterday in my mind.

Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley, Gbadamosi And Wife Granted Bail; To Be Arraigned In Court Today by joelag: 10:14am On Apr 08, 2020

Gbadamosi and Naira Marley are now sharing the same court day for petty allegations.

Politics › Re: Babatunde Gbadamosi Arrested For Attending Funke Akindele's Party Amid Lockdown by joelag: 8:52pm On Apr 06, 2020

That day he was saying on live facebook video: we are all living in this estate, something was telling him that he was violating the law, but the love for his people brought this low.

Politics › Re: Gbenga Ayegbayo Is Dead by joelag: 3:19pm On Apr 06, 2020

Tpave:
RIP. It's not covid-19 that killed him but other health complications

Covid-19 have different ways of administering its venom. May his soul rest in peace

Foreign Affairs › Re: Boris Johnson Admitted To Hospital Over Coronavirus Symptoms by joelag: 10:24pm On Apr 05, 2020

Abeg baba God, no let coro end Boris life like this.

Celebrities › Re: JJC Skillz 43rd Birthday Party Amid Coronavirus. Funke Akindele Under Fire by joelag: 6:41pm On Apr 05, 2020

My respected Badamusi was there too. I nor understand anything again.

Politics › Re: No Licence For 5G Network In Nigeria –FG by joelag: 9:13pm On Apr 04, 2020

Next week dey go say GEJ is responsible for konvikk 1 9 viiiirus

Travel › Re: My Spouse Is Asylum / Refugee Seeker In Canada, Can I Apply For Express Entry? by joelag: 6:11pm On Apr 04, 2020

If you don't use your brain and think outside the box fastly, you will start regretting why they moved before you.

Sometimes it will take several years to see one's family, Aduro na two way traffic for married couple. Not my prayer though. Good luck.

Health › Re: Coronavirus: 6 Persons Who Tested Positive In Osun Escape From Isolation Centre by joelag: 11:05am On Apr 04, 2020

They should be chased into Aso Rock.

Fashion › Re: Sergio Rossi Dies Of Coronavirus In Italy by joelag: 9:19pm On Apr 03, 2020

Dio ti benedica! Resta sempre in pace.

Politics › Re: Osinbajo: Buhari Government Facing Unprecedented Challenge by joelag: 5:40am On Apr 03, 2020

Marshall plan cannot work when you're an import oriented country.

The worst part is that, Nigeria don't even have the money to pump into the economy.

Buhari always giving Osinbade the most difficult and dangerous assignments to do in the villa.

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Properties › Re: My Landlord Wants To Evict Me Before My Rent Expires by joelag: 10:52am On Apr 02, 2020

Carfreak966:
Even if it remains 1month to pay, don’t you have the rent already. Find half payment Give am, for this corona you cannot come and rent my house and be challenging me. I always strive to make sure I pay my house rents at least 3 months before it expires. Accommodation is not something I joke with

17March - April is 12months

Pay your rent man!

Big man! I hail you senior tenant.

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Health › Re: Lockdown: Lagos Government Donates Food Items To Residents by joelag: 11:46pm On Mar 31, 2020

lexy2014:
How?

The state government is handling the issues with sincerity, towards the vulnerable in the state.

Health › Re: Lockdown: Lagos Government Donates Food Items To Residents by joelag: 10:01pm On Mar 31, 2020

Lamanii22:
How? If the food does not reach my area they didn't try oo.... And if it's shared through party that's not a good thing... Cause I'm not a member...

Are you legally resident in lagos?

Health › Re: Lockdown: Lagos Government Donates Food Items To Residents by joelag: 9:21pm On Mar 31, 2020

To be sincere, Lagos government dey try shaaa!

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Health › Re: Lagos Lockdown: Ikotun Axis In Pictures During Sit At Home by joelag: 9:10pm On Mar 31, 2020

Looks like Kabul after the war.

Politics › Re: Dapo Abiodun: Ogun Lockdown To Commence On Friday by joelag: 8:04pm On Mar 30, 2020

Sabi governor, you can't just wake up from coma, and start declaring curfews here and there.

It seems Sanwo-Olu and Buhari have something in common in Ambode's voice.

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye: Coronavirus Will Kill Only Those Whose Time Has Come To Die by joelag: 1:23pm On Mar 30, 2020

On their own is the message that he gave them.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Prince Charles Tests Positive To Coronavirus by joelag: 12:00pm On Mar 25, 2020

What about the Archbishop of Canterbury? that Buhari Chatham house friend.

Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Task Force Visits Aso Rock, Led By Boss Mustapha by joelag: 5:42pm On Mar 24, 2020

Father Lord, please let your will be done now.

Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet T.B Joshua: Coronavirus Will End On 27th March, 2020 (Video) by joelag: 3:49pm On Mar 14, 2020

TBJ

Travel › Re: Steps On How To Regain Your International Passport From The Immigration by joelag: 9:54am On Mar 14, 2020

Maybe you can declare it missing, then go for another passport.

Health › Re: Italian Coronavirus Index Patient In Lagos Attempts To Escape From Quarantine by joelag: 7:27am On Feb 29, 2020

I wish this corona virus can do the needful in Oshiomole's voice to most of our top politicians.

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