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Christianity EtcRe: Oyedepo Slaps-Giving: Court Urged To Dismiss Case by joelala(m): 2:45pm On May 26, 2012
Michael Avede: Touch not God anioted and do his prophet no harm.u people ar ingorant of d bible infact i dnt tink any lennet person can abuse men of God.how awhich d bible calld dem men of men dat means u as a man can gorge dem.but d bibld say day are men of God ar u God? If u ar nt den liv dem 4 God bvt if u ar God den contunin to gorge dem.
omg!is this grammar or Tai language? pls seun i think verbal and written test should be conducted followed by an oral interview before NL membership can be gotten..someone pls get me an eye drop... huh
EducationRe: Good Luck To NECO Candidates Starting Exams Today by joelala(m): 2:12pm On May 26, 2012
GOOD LUCK FIRE!...abeg OBAMA and CAMERON to all NECO candidates jaree...
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of PSquare's Private Jet by joelala(m): 2:23pm On May 24, 2012
when young promising men buy JETS and other luxuries of life u diss and criticize them, but hail and laud pastors when they do such at the expense of the poor....bunch of haters..awon keni mani eda!
WebmastersRe: I Got An INCREDIBLE Price Offer To Build A Scam Site, Am Confused! Should I? by joelala(m): 7:01pm On May 23, 2012
animari: I am the victim of a scam- no I wasn't greedy- I fell in love and I trusted this person so much- I'm now sick and heartbroken- I will get over it and I'm sure not many people will have sympathy with my naïve trust but please consider the hurt and pain this scamming causes- can we not trust anyone?? I don't believe that- no I won't take revenge I will let karma bite you hard!! You're not scamming a mindless object- its a humam being with feelings!!! And what if this happens to youhuh
story! trusted and fell in love with an invisible person..just wondering how dumb some people could be..SMH.
PoliticsRe: Electricity Consumers To Get Free Prepaid Meters by joelala(m): 11:32pm On May 18, 2012
they will never make it right, though try to make it look like something good is getting closer. if all these amenities(regular power,good roads, water supply,health care facilities,food etc) are in place, then what will be their campaign anthem? so have lost hope in this country, the only way out is too try and step outta that poorverty line or travel abroad and live a meaningful life...my opinion anyway.
EducationRe: Produce Good Graduates: Jonathan Tell Professors by joelala(m): 11:08pm On May 18, 2012
moderattor: The entire system is a crap.
What would someone studying dental medicine spend 6 years in doing?
There are only 32 teeth in the mouth!
Two years is more than enough.

Computer science should be a general course.
Programming should be specific, that is Java, VB, etc.
Each to be studied for two years each.

What is an electrical engineering student doing with Statistics?

What is an accountancy student doing with physics and chemistry as regular courses?


i believe what's hes tryna say is students should be made to focus more on CORE courses rather than choking them with too many irrelevant courses that may end up being un-useful to them...

What is a mechanical engineering student doing with English in final year?

The whole system is filled with garbage.
PoliticsRe: Deaths At Monalido Night Club, Apapa Caused By Drunk Mopols by joelala(m): 6:34pm On May 15, 2012
thought the IGP has given directives that all police escorts to civilians shld be withdrawn? IGG i guess.. huh
TravelRe: Hail Storm In Abeokuta by joelala(m): 3:56pm On May 04, 2012
once we experience any abnormality, be it human deformity during birth, or some climate change. people relate it to sign of end time, why dont we relate the satanic and barbaric level of corruption in Nigeria as a sign of end time...i guess its becos we are used to it, so it means nuffin abi? am sure if a core citizen or sweden, denmark, finland etc where the level of corruption is next to nothing or 0% comes to nigeria and experience corruption at its peak,am sure they'll relate that to sign of end time as well.. grin ignorance is indeed a diseases.
ComputersRe: The Best ISP In Surulere Area, Lagos? by joelala(m): 10:33am On Apr 30, 2012
Ijogz K: If Swift doesn't work for you, norrin else can....: undecided
Exactly.
ComputersRe: The Best ISP In Surulere Area, Lagos? by joelala(m): 12:01am On Apr 30, 2012
swift has different packages with faster speed( though a bit expensive)i'm telling you this cos i work with them.
FoodRe: What Is Your Favorite Relaxation Drink And Recipe? by joelala(m): 1:23am On Apr 29, 2012
as for me once i close for the day,all road leads to madam pat's joint on olaitan street in surulere for that superb cat fish and ekoo in collabo with syberia based amstel malta with some pals and shortys by ma side grin...omo after that na bed get me o.
FoodRe: What Are The Health Benefits Of Drinking/ Soaking Garri ? by joelala(m): 10:39pm On Apr 27, 2012
hmmmm i'm a super fan GARIUM 2 OXIDE...when the sun is blazing and the whole weather is freaking hot, wat u need is Garri Ijebu ft ice chilled water in collabo with sugar and groundnut..omg! theres nuffin like it....as per health benefit, well garri is carbohydrate base and thus gives energy, but the ground nuts wow! multi vitamins and minerals...so if you take garri wth lots of ground nuts daily, trust me ur health is safe. wink
SportsRe: Taiye Taiwo Turns 25 Today & His Brother Is 39 (Hoax) by joelala(m): 9:36pm On Apr 23, 2012
OmawumiMegbele: [size=20pt]lol. maybe there was a delay at birth. Taye came first and kehinde came 8 years after.[/size]
i will sue you o! you those words outta ma mouth.
RomanceRe: What Is The Worst Relationship Advice You've Ever Gotten? by joelala(m): 6:18pm On Apr 23, 2012
Daresh: You guys truly do not understand how forgiving God is. He looks @ ur heart when you ask for forgiveness and if he sees a repentant and truly sorry heart he forgives. You see our ways are different from his ways. You may not understand it, but he is who he is the all mighty and all forgiving God. Please free Coldfeet, God has forgiven her so who are you to hold on to her sins like na you be judge? No sin is greater than d other. You wey dey fornicate your sin is not less than her own in God's eyes.

Just saying cool
how do u know God has forgiven her? mere assumptions i guess..they perform all the evil they could and in the process so many are hurt and put in disarray, then they go to church and are asked to come out if u want to be born again and confess all your sins, then they step out and blab out some stuffs...and then assume its all gone...just like that? *i laugh in chinco*
RomanceRe: Who Tells The Most Lies In A Relationship??? by joelala(m): 10:39pm On Apr 19, 2012
~Killz~:
[color=#000030]I believe most people still have a mishmash discombobulated view about what love is. . . How will a sane person "love" bad?[/color]
the fact that u LOVE only stuffs that are GOOD, dsnt mean other shld go the same way.
RomanceRe: Who Tells The Most Lies In A Relationship??? by joelala(m): 4:15pm On Apr 19, 2012
why do good girls love BAD GUYS? simply becos bad guys tell MAD LIES......GBAM!
FoodRe: Drop Nutritious Breakfast Ideas Here. by joelala(m): 6:08pm On Apr 16, 2012
cogsej06: YES!!! So U call dem food abi?? But wen U see '' '' covering a word U should understand dat dere can b reservations........nawa ooooo dats y we see lots of fat n orobo kids frm such home. Conflakes ko...... oat ni....
you are just an ignorant dummy calling oats junk and thinking its fattening. anyway for your lack of knowledge, oat meal is the best you can have as breakfast every mrng, cos it protects you from cancer and other cadio vascular diseases..what you think is fattening actually helps reduced cholesterol(LDL) in the body, apparently its good for FAT people. if you are obese i'll advice you take your oats with DANO SLIM and honey. you can get more facts here http://health.learninginfo.org/benefits-oatmeal.htm http://eatmoreoats.com/health.html
PoliticsRe: A Nation Represented By Idiots: Nigerian House Of Reps Summon Hyundai Motors by joelala(m): 1:56am On Apr 16, 2012
~Bluetooth:
Just because the victim is a member of the house of reps does not isolate hyundai of the defective/problems in its vehicle ? Why didnt you scream when senate summon British Airways and virgin Atlantic ? There is a problem and that problem must be address. . . .who it affected doesnt concern me !
guy i just tire 4u o! you are just a rigid and shallow minded fool, whos been blindfolded by unreasonable facts. 5months is an ample time for a machine/appliance to develop fault if not properly handled or taken care of, not alone in nigeria where we have bad roads and harsh weather condition...for crying out loud and how many times do you want it to be sunk in your head that WARRANTIES are made available in case issues like this arises? or maybe your just a dunmb fool who dosnt freaking understand the word "WARRANTY". BA and VIRGINS issues is understandable, being a general issues that affects the public..but hey! we are talking about a Reps WIFY here hello! are u high on cheap drugs, should we be discussing this at all? huh
RomanceRe: What Is The Worst Relationship Advice You've Ever Gotten? by joelala(m): 12:40am On Apr 15, 2012
lastpage: ^^^^No way! huh angry
This is not the "Lastpage" of this thread!

A beg fire on, l am having a laugh! grin grin grin

Lastpage! wink

BTW: How is it possible and acceptable (generally speaking now), that l can "consciously and intentionally do evil" unto others (like steal people's sweat, rob them of their happiness, ruin their lives, e.t.c) and get some benefit for myself from these things (like using someones child to make money ritual), only for me to go to church and declare that I AM BORN AGAIN, OLD THINGS HAVE PASSED THEREFORE, I AM NOT LIABLE?

Na so e easy? Just declare it and you are exonerated and free?
What about the victims who are still suffering from such callous acts?
Can they also declare the pains and loss to disappear and it will?


God bless you jaree, after perpetuating all the evil they could, they go come dey claim BORN AGAIN! bloody hypocrites.

Just wondering o! shocked shocked
RomanceRe: What Is The Worst Relationship Advice You've Ever Gotten? by joelala(m): 4:02pm On Apr 11, 2012
Cheda: Na d man loss b dat,if he hasnt repentd frm his randy ways,
Op has nothn 2 loose or sufer nw shes born again.
born fire! make una dey deceive una sef...
RomanceRe: I Am A Single Mum. Can I Still Find True Love? by joelala(m): 9:09am On Apr 07, 2012
PrettyCindy: I was married to a Yoruba man 2yrs ago (am from d East). The man is from a polygamous family and deeply believed in divorce; infact 3weeks into the marriage he suddenly decared that divorce is an option when anyone of us gets tired. Bottom line, the marriage lasted for just 7 months.

I did all I could to make our marriage work but I was totally frustrated. My pregnancy was 2 months old when he physically assaulted me repeatedly kicking my stomach. My child survived and he is 4 months old now, a healthy baby.

Now the thing is this, am a single mum now as we are finally seperated. What chances are there for single mum‘s to find love, are they discriminated against? Am not saying i want to start dating again now, i just want to know what its like for us out there.
madam what was d duration of ur courtship with ur husband? going by all u've laid down ere, its evident that ur husband's elder brother has a strong hold on ur relationship/ marriage and i'm wondering how u never got 2 see that part of it. then 3wks in2 d marriage he also made divorce an option wen he's tired,physically assaulting u and repeatedly kicking ur stomach......here u had d strongest note of warning 2 ask urself what he wants from u cos its pretty obvious you and your baby are not wanted and i see no reason why u should go on to have the baby eventually( terminating the preg would ave been a great option at that point) i strongly believe u saw it all coming but u turned deaf ears and didn't you have any close confidant 2 put you through, cos i bet he wld have put up this animalistic xter even b4 d marriage was contracted. i believe you can find true love again, but this time not in any man but in your own SON. no matter how nice,caring or loving any man appears to you now, that trauma from the past will always hunt you and its gonna be so difficult to trust or believe any man again. take care and wish you luck outhere.
CareerRe: Self-Employment vs Oil Company Job: Which is Better? by joelala(m): 3:51am On Apr 06, 2012
haba! see people still dey post comments at this hr..una no dey sleep ni? shocked
PoliticsRe: Osun Provides Free Lagos-osogbo Train Services For Easter by joelala(m): 3:37pm On Apr 05, 2012
Ganys: Well done Servant Gov. Shame on those people that calls you muslim fanatic just because you refuse to attend redemption camp like other south west muslim Govs viz fashola,ajimobi and amosun. Being tolerant is not all about kneeing down in front of Oyedepo alias Slapper in Chief and Daddy G.O. on the express way. Its all about sharing love and celebrating the festivities together...Aregbe......Thank you for shutting their Mouths
you've spoken well my son.. grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Osun Provides Free Lagos-osogbo Train Services For Easter by joelala(m): 3:06pm On Apr 05, 2012
would it be enough to occupy travelers? cos niaja people gbadun free things o...anyway nice move osun state.
RomanceRe: Weird Things Men Love In Women by joelala(m): 2:57pm On Apr 05, 2012
i love my honies hairy down below and yes! those cute tiny marks on the butt and hips...God have mercy! crazy sex appeal.
PoliticsRe: JTF Warns Of A Possible Boko Haram Attack In Kano During Easter Holiday by joelala(m): 2:44pm On Apr 05, 2012
pafm247: Please dont come near Jos OOOO
hahahaha you dey fear?
BusinessRe: Bill Gates Gives Yam Farmers $12m: In Nigeria & Ghana by joelala(m): 1:52pm On Apr 04, 2012
jmoore: no need arguing further since you can't even understand your own statement according to your comment below



There was no reference to your previous post that you are comparing Nigerian billionaires to foreign billionaires.
the reason for my post in the first instance was to check osgoat abi na osram, anywy to let him know those making Godly money wount even donate to charity the way gates does.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigeria Drops From 1st To 101st In Happiness Index. Denmark Is New No. 1 by joelala(m): 1:29pm On Apr 04, 2012
No 1 indeed....well wouldn't blame dem anyway, we are use to "suffering and smiling" guess the international observers were deceive by our usual style.
BusinessRe: Bill Gates Gives Yam Farmers $12m: In Nigeria & Ghana by joelala(m): 9:35am On Apr 04, 2012
jmooore:
really? God allows rain to fall on the fields of everyone. You only talk what you know, what about those you do not know? here is one to add to your knowledge David Green CEO Hobby Lobby http://www.forbes.com/profile/david-green/
pls your point exactly? is david green a nigerian? how many nigerian billionaire do what bill gates does to charity?

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