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are you trying to be stupid or you're just plain stupid?

9jayes:
Hes right, graduates from yoruba land

Forex investment.....i am a professional trader and can guarantee you 5% ROI(200k) monthly, that's 60% annually...How nice is it when you have an investment that gives you 200k monthly on your 4m without moving an inch and your capital is still intact? Think about it and hit me up if it interests you.. Cheers.

mymoney001:
Hello Nairalanders, please your advice is highly needed, I just finished service and Luckily for me my Uncle is who Wealthy called me to have a sit down with him, having asked about my plans ahead post NYSC , I told him I would rather set up a business than going round looking for a Job. He is offering me 4M Naira.

Please house what business will be profitable with a start up capital of 4M Naira

when jesus turned water into wine, i'm sure you thought it was EVA fruit wine abi? Those that drank the wine, what happened to al of them thereafter?

AdolfAboki:
Proverbs 20:1




Galatians 5:21



1 Corinthians 6:10



Matthew 5:30
(PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE.. Before you start quoting 1 Timothy 5:23.. .. If we can sacrifice parts of our body for Paradise, what the Hell is alcohol that can't be sacrificed?

i have always said it that you women are the most confused being ever created; same women would fight for equality and cry foul why men cant go to the market and also cook, same women would shame a man they see in the market with phrases like " oga you wont go and marry" "stingy man you cant give your wife/gf money to go to the market".....you women have already domesticated yourselves, but would go to SM and start spewing trash when some frustrated Hot sex starved feminist start up some silly thread about gender equality....

Zzor:
Yes I kill such men with stares, that type of stares you garnished with yeye expression, only stingy men goes to the market

and flavor too

chiemmanuel:
Femi fani kayode and Emmanuel emenike won't miss this

Fx trading require lots of patience, consistency, dedication and time. if you have all these, then hit me up let's talk and will schedule a zoom class for you. Cheers.

nwosu35:
Please who will teach me Forex trading. . . I will appreciate this very much. . .

back to where? he left your religion because he has refused to be brainwashed anymore, because he started reasoning logically and critically...

Bornhato:
He'll be back when problem arises

ASUMPTIONS! That skydaddy doesnt do shit! y'all ust like to assume and imagine things in your head.

Righteousness89:
Wow!
Sooo Beautiful!!
Looking at this lion what comes to my Mind is my Daddy!
THE LION OF THE TRIBE of JUDAH! The LION of lions!
My Fighter! My Defender! My Protecter!
Always looking out For those that Depend and trust in HIM..
I Love you My Daddy!
Blessed be the Name of the Lord !
HE is coming back again Folks!
There is no more time!

Let me add some more, so these overzealous christians who thinks they are holy and live By the standard of a book and God that condones RAPE, KILLINGS of INFANTS, INCEST AND SLAVERY.....A GOD THAT REEKS OF HATRED AND IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE GREATEST GENOCIDE IN THE BIBLE....

Genesis 19:30-38......A book and God that condones INCEST.

30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. 31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children—as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.”

33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, “Last night I slept with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.” 35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.



Genesis 19:8.....a book that condones RAPE and MOLESTATION. a book that prefers you to protect strangers and give your girls out to be RAPED.
Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don't do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof."

danyero:
What is loving about a god who kills babies and children, condones slavery and rape, and creates a place of eternal torture?

When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again. But he is not allowed to sell her to foreigners, since he is the one who broke the contract with her. And if the slave girl’s owner arranges for her to marry his son, he may no longer treat her as a slave girl, but he must treat her as his daughter. If he himself marries her and then takes another wife, he may not reduce her food or clothing or fail to sleep with her as his wife. If he fails in any of these three ways, she may leave as a free woman without making any payment.
(Exodus 21:7-11)

You may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way.
Leviticus 25:44-46

If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.
(Deuteronomy 22:28-29)

If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die.
Deuteronomy 21:18-21

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They warred against Midian, as the Lord commanded Moses, and killed every male. They killed the kings of Midian with the rest of their slain, Evi, Rekem, Zur, Hur, and Reba, the five kings of Midian. And they also killed Balaam the son of Beor with the sword. And the people of Israel took captive the women of Midian and their little ones, and they took as plunder all their cattle, their flocks, and all their goods. All their cities in the places where they lived, and all their encampments, they burned with fire, and took all the spoil and all the plunder, both of man and of beast.
(Numbers 31:7-18)

lol......my book of bible stories still got a strong hold on you.....bro there is no hell or heaven, they are manipulative tools( by the romans) to control gullible....you think if there was truly HEAVEN, do you feel the whites love us that much to travel thousands of kilometers and risk their lives to tell us about a beautiful paradise called Heaven? Think again man!people

Righteousness89:
No bi Only BIG Nigerian ! Na FAT Nigerian !

We deceive ourselves with all these Titles..

The person who Should be seen as BIG is one who Departed Having Accepted JESUS Christ..

There is no Big man in Hell!
Everyone there does the same thing! Wailing, Crying, scratching, Screaming, regretting etc..

That is why we all, as a Matter of urgent Neccessity, need to Surrender Completely and Genuinely to Jesus Christ and Live for Him and in His ways, so in Case we are called Home, we will not be in a place of Torment while others are Eating and Drinking on our Head on Earth..

your psot is confusing, this min you were on the guy's side and next min you are advicing her to forget about him.....he may not have acted in the way she wanted, but writing him off completely could be a lil bit too harsh....you also said he might have offered a token to assist, babe you really dont know his status, he might be going through worse but just decided to act like a man cos that's what we do all the time....remembered he constantly told her "'I'M SORRY I COULDNT HELP" which simply shows he would have helped if he had...my opinion anyway.

Chiquitq:
He is not an all weather friend but kindly note that telling someone that you've not eaten more than once also sends wrong signals. Except it is obvious that you are too busy to eat. Forget about this guy, he doesn't mean well at all. If you really lost your job and you were good friends, he might have offered a token to cushion the effect but then again, some girls would turn such nice gesture into an opportunity to take a man for granted and milk him. Just forget about this guy.

Poster it's funny how you ladies are quick to tag a man and call him all sorts of names; from your explanation he really didn't do anything out of the ordinary; you affirmed he showed care by constantly telling you "i'm sorry i couldn't help" which i feel it's fair enough, also note that you were somewhat passing a negative signal by constantly telling him "you've not eaten"...men and women react differently, he prolly would have thought you needed sometime to clear your head and get your mind settled due to business and work not going fine; hence the need to give you space...(some women actually likes that space and not to be choked). When you didn't hear from him, why didn't you check up on him? I guess the feminine ego sets in and you feel he is the man that needs a girl, so he should always be the one checking on you....i'm pretty sure you don't know we men need love and TLC too? My candid advice, do not bring your relationship crises down to SM as you will most likely loose that relationship. There was a reason you vibed with him, there was a reason you switched from here to whatspp, there was a reason you connected with him and became friends with him, pretty sure no nairalander persuaded you to like him or open up to him, so why do you need people here to dictate how you should treat him? SM has destroyed more relationships than it has built, please be cautious of what you share. Good luck to you out there.

CalliDora1:
Long post. Please bear with me.

This trait seems to be common among some Nairaland men (with apologies to all the men here though) cos I never really experienced such attitude with men ive met offline. So don't know whether they have a nairaland men's association (not the red pillars or mgtow kinda thing though) where they agree to behave likesome. The way they reason sometimes just baffles me.

Ok. So, I met someone here as a friend and I wanted it to stay that way. Along the line, he wanted more than just friendship but I just kept dodging because I don't want any issues as he's a good friend (a born again) and I like our friendly chats and all that. So didn't want anything serious that could jeopardize that but he kept pressing on and stressing until I naturally began to feel relaxed (against my wish) you know how that constant checking on someone tends to make one want to compromise their Stance. So I sort of got trapped.

Now here's the issue. He would always want to know about my biz and job. If I went or not. So I decided to test him. He would always call and ask if I've eaten. So that day, I said no (was fasting) but didn't want to divulge it to him that I was fasting. He called later in the day and asked again, I said I've not eaten, he dropped. I now felt he prolly thought I wanted him to feed me huh??.. I observed he reduced his calls. Third day he called and asked again, I said no. And he said "na wa o" I was like why, he said I'm sorry I can't help. Huh?? I don't remember asking him so I decided to play along. He called in the evening, I still said I've not eaten ( cos I had not broken my fast then) and he said I'm sorry ( I was just laughing within). I asked him, for what? he said because he couldn't help. And since then he stopped calling only to chat after a week to ask if the biz I was pursuing was through. I ignored him and for two months no contact.

Just last night he chatted me up again asking if I've resumed work and I said yes. he then asked if he's free to call me bla bla. And since last night hes been trying to keep up chats but I'm kinda cold towards him and he asked why I'm so cold. Acting like nothing happened.

Now, this is what I feel. so if someone is truly dying of hunger (God forbid) you'll abandon the fellow? or that they can't date someone who's biz is shaky or has not resumed work due to a global crises that affected everyone? I'm not saying anybody should carry someone else's burden ( there was really no burden anywhere as God has been faithful.) but I don't understand what actually played out there and why he's all of a sudden interested again after learning I've resumed work. I don't just understand because I don't want to be rude. Was that a right thing?

I'm really confused here because.. I mean.. I never asked you to help me with anything but being there would have been enough. Calling and chatting would have helped me scale through the bordom I felt that period of compulsory break from work and biz but he went into Oblivion even when I never placed any demands on him.

I bow to men and the way they reason o.

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She is not a northerner...she is Edo.

pickatyou2:
I love this woman.

She is evidence enough that not all northern muslim are senseless, foolish and extremist.







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Yes and correct! No God up there in the sky, there are only Gods made by men......i can tell you this for free. have you wondered why over 4000 religions have different gods and only one enemy SATAN/DEVIL?

hopefulLandlord:
It beats me why an all powerful god relies on humans to retaliate for him when insulted.

It's humans that would tell you God exists

it's humans that'd tell you a particular written text is the "true" word of god

it's humans that'd tell you what god wants

In the end it's still humans that'd get angry and react when you insult this god.

It's almost as if this god they keep yapping about doesn't exist.

welcome on board happiness...wine is better, what's your favorite, red or white?

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ALCOHOL IS A NO NO FOR ME

I PREFER WINE AND FRUITS

And is there a rule or law against showing your good deeds publicly? y'all always attach religious sentiments to everything. You might as well challenge charity orgs for all their good deeds across the nation that's been displayed on SM.

IjebuWarrior:
You're not getting it. The point is why the public announcement? Why show the world for God's sake?

yes o! now that the election is over, men can return to the market and catch some pips....watch out for EU and GU crash.

Mancrossfire:
If the world is a zoo being watched by aliens from the realm of the stars then Nigeria is the most watched channel out there

Omo! Nah me be FTC chairman today?
Ahh this week go better...I'm going make more PipS this week!

Lala how far, How do I get my alert ?

as in! e dey always weak me...another twist. Christians condemn incest yet they say God killed everyone with the great flood, leaving only Noah his wife, his 3 sons and their wives. now tell me how did those 6 people procreate and filled up the whole earth without brothers and sister sleeping with each other? also how did we come about Asians, blond Europeans, Africans, Indians and Caucasians from a jewish man? you see you can never do religion if you are a deep critical and logical thinker...its just simple. You cant!

gaetano:
Both Christianity and islam na so so story dem dey talk. Islam has more die hard fanatics.

Christians will try and make you believe that asians, Africans Arabs, brits, Europeans and all races of life came out from two Caucasians playing in a garden and of which one was formed from a rib. Logic

She announced it because of people like you; if she goes on vacca and spends lavishly tomorrow and flaunt it on SM, same you would scream " she is wasting money while so many children are out there hungry...now she has fed them, you still dey complain say she dey chase clout.....if all the rich people pretend to be nice and chase clout by helping the poor, trust the society would be a better place for us all.

IjebuWarrior:
Sad and painful to realize how the mom died.

Btw... Madam, we really don't need to know how many children you fed. You could have done it discreetly to receive a divine and bountiful reward from above.

Anyway R.I.P to your mum.

Hi sis i like you! you seem to have a good heart and also an optimistic person. i like your positivity...please keep it up, it'll take you far in life...cheers

EmmaNuella77:
You can't tell tho..
People meet their soul mates on SM nowadays..

Universal Manual for being SIMP!

MrTAnonymous:
If you want to see how much a girl likes you, do these 6 things.

Showing love to your partner is one of the ways you can make them feel loved and special. However, you can't know how much your partner likes you. You don't know if they love you more than you do or it is just vice versa. Well, we will get to know that here in this article.

1. Appreciate her more.

One of the ways you can know a girl likes you is just by appreciating her. If she does something for you, appreciate her in a cool manner. Some men don't appreciate their women no matter what they do for them, and that's very wrong. Women love it when you appreciate them and in this way, you can get to know how much she loves you. If she shows you more love and affection, then she likes you more.

2. Compliment her more in front of others.

Unlike appreciating her, you should also compliment her. Make her feel loved, tell her how amazing she is, how lovely and generous she is. Don't ever stop telling your girl how wonderful she is especially in public. Girls love it when their man compliments them especially in front of others.

3. Be more romantic with her.

Girls love guys that are romantic and if you want to know how much she likes you, you have to also be romantic with her. Don't be the boring type, grab her from behind, hug her whenever you want to greet and also give her a peck, hold hands when you're walking together, and do some other romantic things.

4. Easily admit your wrongs and then apologize.

Men can be stubborn and hard when it comes to admitting their wrongs, but if you want to know how much a girl likes you, you need to easily admit your wrongs and then apologize. It won't kill you, just 'I am sorry', that's enough to settle the fight. Easily admitting your wrongs, also shows your level of maturity and how much you respect her in the relationship.

5. Play your role.

Lastly, do your part in the relationship. Support her, make her feel loved if you have spent on her. Encourage her, be supportive enough, and also be there whenever she needs you. Also, don't make her get hurt, protect her, and don't let her cry. In this way, you can know how much she like you.

6. Spend on her.

Last but not the least, spend on her. It is a known fact that girls like being spent on. So they appreciate when their man spends on them.

P.S

Never waste your money on entitled girls; i.e. girls that feel they are entitled to your hard earned money, it ain't healthy for your health and the relationship in general.

Modified:

This is only for those who are in a committed, serious and long term relationships not the casual ones


If you have any reservations, do well to use the comment box.

Incase you don't know na me talk

people like you and write-ups like this is basically the problem we having in this country.

Sowore contested, y'all said the same thing.( you didnt vote for him)
Fela durototye contested, y'all said the same thing.( you didnt vote for him)
Kingsley contested, y'all said the same thing.( you didnt vote for him)

Yet, y'all scream everyday about old(analogue) people filling up the government and doesn't want to leave, yet y'all have refused to vote for young smart guys because you feel they lack experience. what happens to learning on the job? Nigeria has blueprint already and we all know the flaws and where to concentrate, so regardless of who is coming in, what matters most is selfless attitude and having the interest of the masses at heart.

kalu61:
In as much as we what a young person to lead us definitely not the likes of falz.

I am not downplaying his person or achievements but him never reach to smell presidency abeg

He can try his state house of Assembly and grow from there.

For those of you quoting me, l can't reply you all individually. These are my reasons

Why you think say him never reach?

He might have better ideas than buhari and better execution. I'm a factual person and don't believe in too much enthusiasm.

He can't contest the presidency because he doesn't meet the age requirement

He has virtually no leadership or managerial skill

He has zero experience in Nigeria political terrains. Networking

There are alot of Nigerians in the 40s and 50s that have managed big cooperation, got the network, funding and mass appeal than him.

Abi o! then she would have walked home to her family and narrate how she spent 3days in the belly of a whale and came out unhurt.....even as kid that story annoyed me but just couldn't challenge my teacher.....now it's more annoying some millions of adult still believe in such story....

punisha:
If he was swallowed like Jonah, the fish would have dropped him off at his destination.
What do I know?

Same God that watched 156 passengers DANA AIR all crashed and died in 2012, on a sunday. amongst them were pastors and many Christians including infants and a whole family of 9 returning from church...same God that watched young catholic girls explode by bomb blast on a Sunday at abule ado....If that is the God you serve and worship, well i'm sorry, i'm better off as an atheist, and not depending on some wicked and powerless skydaddy for protection.

ignis:
She's a living testimony.... Only God can do this...

Atheists can you see proof that God exist?

True! FX is sweet when you have good capital; you can use a very good and reasonable lot size( based on your account size) and still make good profit. so MBA fx, is leveraging on the huge capital base they have.

xavierx:
When you understand how the forex market works, you'll delete some comments. With the huge capital MBA has, they can withstand some losses.
I have a guy who went as a student, now works with them as a trader.
Giving 15% isn't big considering lot size and a clear trending market.
Lastly, risk what you can lose.

lol....no lies bro..i give 5% ROI monthly and 60% annually trading forex, yet they say it's too small.. well, i tell them to take their money to their banks where they get 4.5% annually on fixed deposit. i dont beg anyone...even without their money, i can trade fx and make money on my own.

Reazest:
Nigerians are greedy in nature, the reason they will keep falling victims of Ponzi schemes. I give 3% Return On Investment every month, but people don't want to invest with me. They say my 3% is too small, thereby taking the money to Ponzi schemers.

How can you promise 35% monthly when even fixed deposit in banks is 4.5% annually? i am an FX trader and i only give 5% monthly on your investment, and min you can invest with me is 2k$...if you don't want 5% alaye take your money to the banks and get your 4.5% annually. i don't like what i hate. FG treasury bills is even less than that, about less that 2% ROI annually.

prof2007:
A foreign exchange (forex) trader based in Kano State, Mr Abubakar Ibrahim, has landed in a bowl of hot soup over his failure to keep to his words. Mr Ibrahim had promised to deliver a 30-35% monthly return on investment (ROI) to an investor, who eventually gave him N7.6 million for a try.

It was gathered that the money was given to the suspect through one of his agents, Mr Umar Kabir, and after the investment, the 30 to 35% ROI was never delivered as promised. This prompted the investor to approach the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) to help him recover his hard-earned money.

According to the EFCC, which arraigned Mr Ibrahim before Justice Lewis Allagoa of the Federal High Court, sitting in Kano, on Friday, October 16, 2020, on a five-count charge of money laundering, the suspect allegedly engaged in forex trading through his Flexus Global Investment without duly registering with SCUML (acronym for Special Control Unit Against Money Laundering, issued by the EFCC).

SCUML was established by the federal government in September 2005 as part of measures for implementation of the Financial Action Task Force (FATF) Recommendations on Anti- Money Laundering/Combating the Financing. It is charged with responsibility of monitoring, supervising and regulating activities of Designated Non-Financial Institutions (DNFIs).

At the court, the EFCC informed the judge that efforts to make the suspect refund the sum invested to the complainant were futile and when the charges were read to him, he pleaded “not guilty.”

“That you, Abubakar Ibrahim (being the Managing Director of Flexus Global Investment Ltd) while acting in such capacity, sometimes in 2019 in Kano, Kano State within the jurisdiction of this court, did fail to declare the existence of your company with Special Control Unit Against Money Laundry (SCUML) before commencing business under the name Flexus Global Investment Limited and thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 5(1) (a) (i) and punishable under Section 5(6) (a) & (b) of Money Laundering (Prohibition) Act, 2011 (As Amended),” one of the counts read.

In view of his plea, the prosecution counsel, Mr Michael Ojo, asked the court for a date to commence trial and that the accused person be remanded in the custody of the Nigerian Correctional Service. However, the defence counsel, H.A Hamza, urged the court to admit the defendant to bail. This bail application was granted by Justice Allagoa in the sum of N50 million with one surety in like sum.

The surety must be the owner of a landed property within Kano metropolis, which shall be verified by the registry of the court, the judge held and adjourned the case to November 19, 2020, for trial.

SOURCE: https://businesspost.ng/economy/efcc-nabs-forex-trader-for-failing-to-fulfil-35-monthly-roi-promise/amp/

Warned you severally about taking oshogbo weed...look at you now?

DenreleDave:
FOOLISH COMMENT ALERT!!!!!!!

Cuppy my love..... Give me 500 millions dollars, american visa and permanent citizenship, and Cuppy boobs (not even the whole of cuppy ooo, just her two boobs).

I swear over my grandmother burial, I will chose her boobs over and over again....

I don't mind what it takes, I will get those boobs..... Trust mi


Cuppy, Soak me, I am your garri.
Boil me, I am your beans.
Fetch me, I am your water.
Spread mi, I am your bed sheet

Cuppy , parboil me, I am your rice
Roast me, I am your bush meat
Tap me, I am your palm wine tree
Wear me, I am your Undies
Press me, I am your keyboard
Draw mi, I am your okro

I love cuppy so much...

as in eh! i personally know some guys counting 800 and they aint stopping yet.

EyezofGod120:
that gel no get sense,,if bride know the number of gels we don fvck none of dem go marry us,,

Omo that pair and gold are of the same parents, they derive joy in blowing people's account; deleted them along time ago....i cannor coman die.

Calazoto:
Ewo!

If you're into trading.. Follow the US30 signal train

Pin-bar nice one...they wont listen, their pastors would still use this as a medium to sy God has heard their cries and prayers and is about to change Nigeria for the better; yet the sheep and goats wont understand God didnt do shit! people made it happen.

InvertedHammer:
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I hope all the religious mo.rons have seen that action solves problems not prayers. Many decades of night vigil, binding, casting couldn't achieve what protest achieved in less than a week.

God will never come down to solve your problems else s/he wouldn't have given brains to all of you.

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