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Science/TechnologyRe: Bones Of Dinosaur Specie That Lived 115 Million Years Ago Found In England (Pix) by joelala(m): 7:36pm On Aug 18, 2020
Yes i know! i was just trying to express more concerns about how religion(as a whole) has destroyed our reality and love for humanity.


Vyzz:
He was sentenced under the by the sharia court under the sharia laws.... Which is am Muslim thing... Not Christian bro... (talking about the example u gave above)
Christianity EtcRe: Ifayemi Elebuibon Hosts Witches And Wizards In Osun by joelala(m): 6:24pm On Aug 17, 2020
They say Jesus is also God...so technically Jesus was calling on himself to save himself....I have said it before, Christianity was designed to make people throw away their sense of reasoning and be dumb and stupid.



BoboNogoDie:
WHERE WAS THE CHRISTIAN god WHEN JESUS FELT FORSAKENED ON THE CROSS?
CRYING FATHER FATHER WHY HAVE THOU FORSAKEN ME...
Christianity EtcRe: Ifayemi Elebuibon Hosts Witches And Wizards In Osun by joelala(m): 6:05pm On Aug 17, 2020
Are you sure about Jesus being the ultimate protector? are you really sure? if yes, why do Pastors and prophets go around with heavy security guards and bulletproof cars and an IFA priest or IDIBIA go around alone and fearless? why do pastors and prophets guard their homes heavily yet it still gets burgled and a typical ifa shrine has no single guard or gate yet no one dares step close to it. These examples alone shows you the Ifa gods is more powerful than your skydaddy and Jesus....even the pope go about in bulletproof cars.....Jesus power super power my ass.[color=#990000][/color]






Righteousness89:
I am not Surprised at All!

These are End of the End times where you see all Sort of Manipulations and Confusion on Earth..

Put on the Whole Armor of God , So you Don't be a Spiritual or Physical Casualty...

You Don't need a witch , a Priest, ifa or Whatever..

What you Need is JESUS! He Alone Guarantees Eternal Life..
Christianity EtcRe: Archaeology: Evidence Of Jonah And The Whale Found In Jerusalem (Photos) by joelala(m): 5:48pm On Aug 17, 2020
i'm in love with you already sis. the thing is, you cant be smart, logical, critical and practical in your way of reasoning and be a Christian. Christianity teaches one to be dump and stupid! don't ask question just obey and follow like a zombie. How can a grown ass man be swallowed whole by a whale and walked home alive heal and hearty on the 3rd day and some people believed that? indeed you have to be extremely dumb and stupid to be a Christian.



styless:
A wall painting is the supposed evidence? How is that different from the story in the Bible?
To keep being in religion, just forget about evidence otherwise you start questioning everything. I've been there.
No specie of fish exists or existed that could swallow a whole person whole. Let's even say it happened and an alien blue whale swallowed Jonah, he would not have survived past 10 minutes without oxygen.
The way the mouth of whales (the world's largest sea creatures) is designed, swallowing an adult person is pratically impossible.
Science/TechnologyRe: Bones Of Dinosaur Specie That Lived 115 Million Years Ago Found In England (Pix) by joelala(m): 2:51pm On Aug 17, 2020
Bro it's the other way round, atheist dont abuse, curse or wish death on people from some type of God, it is Christians that always wish all that on atheist because they cant come to the fact that some people dont believe in their God or Jesus. a clear example is what just happened in Kano....someone is sentenced to death all because he doesn't believe in some certain type of god or religion. Christians always feels the world revolves around that story book called BIBLE. like someone said above, they question everything about life but have refused to question a book written centuries ago by some bunch of men living in the stone age. isnt that pathetically amazing?



Vyzz:
Incase u didn't start from the beginning bro...



What started this discussion /argument was a guy complaining about Christians invading the thread...

Me, I was just telling him that if atheist had given Christians a little respect and stop invading any of their thread and cursing out their God loud... Probably Christians will also respect this thread.


Now, atheists kinda think Christians are their enemies, especially African atheist... I once followed an argument between a white man atheist and a Christian and the argument was senior... It needs an Oscar..

There was no cursing or any of those rubbish people do... But here Y'all believe u are woke, rubbing ya atheism at the face of all... and feel Christians are still dummies who needs to be woken...


So I am compelled to ask....

WHY IS IT SO?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Identify A Scam Interview Invitation by joelala(m): 1:39am On Oct 06, 2018
davidseeker:
I got this message today from, Please can someone confirm if the job and the address is legit.
MIG NIGERIA INVITES YOU FOR AN INTERVIEW WITH THE HR EXECUTIVES ON FRIDAY 21-9-2018 BY 8AM AT 5,OKE CLOSE, OFF BILLINGSWAY,OREGUN IKEJA.
HR-09079429592
MRS ESTHERO.E
I think its a scam. See another message from a friend, same company name, different address.


"HR DEPT;Evaluation on background been Impressive,You are required to resume to MIG NIG LTD HEAD OFFICE for an Interview on Mon 17/9/2018, by 8:00am,Address:8,bisi ogabi Str,Balogun B/ stop,Awolowo way Ikeja."
NYSCRe: Corper Shows Off His Mother Who Sold Vegetables To Train Him At The University by joelala(m): 3:22pm On Aug 21, 2017
are you dumb or just trying to be dumb? did he ask for your empathy? is it bad for a young man to appreciate his mother openly and not be like you that lives a fake life, while your mother wallow in poverty? perhaps you so ashamed to openly show your mother or embrace her means of livelihood. we know your type, living in the core ghetto of ijora/ajegunle and claming lekki/ikeja GRA...ode oshi!
edeXede:
embarassed

So you want me to pity you??

That is her calling..

Some well celebrated people today had no mother to train them while some had no parent at all.

Didn't you read the story of a young boy that was raised by a monkey?

Mr man, gerrarahear and do something meaningful with your life instead of looking for cheap publicity.

You have disgraced that woman enough by posting her pics on social media.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Disabled Iranian Lady Paints Cristiano Ronaldo (Photos) by joelala(m): 3:43pm On Aug 17, 2017
SCAMMMMMMMMM! there's no way in the world she would have done that....if its true, let them make a live video of her painting the pic and post it on the web for the whole world to see...you need more than just a leg to do that....attention seekers, hoping ronaldo will come across and bless her with money.

ps.always using their physical disabilities to play on our emotional disabilities..and people fall for it perfectly well.
RomanceRe: Ray Hushpuppi: Throwback, Before And After Photos by joelala(m): 7:14pm On Jul 07, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

He bleached his hands. undecided



Seems the efficacy of his charms/rituals depends on either a bushy hair or a bushy beard.
guy u think say na ur true complextion you dey see 4 ur body, wait make u touch bar come see transformation.
InvestmentRe: Make Money Via Your Social Media Platforms Daily. by joelala(m): 4:35pm On Jul 05, 2017
seunjoeboy@gmail.com
Foreign AffairsRe: Video & Pictures Of Obama Crying As He Thanks His Campaign Staff by joelala(m): 10:24am On Nov 09, 2012
see humility at its peak,nigeria shld strt emulating real people, he gave the speech in his chicago base and decicated all the appreciation to his crew. if na naija evryfin na aso rock, plus na ministers,governors and member of house of assembly go full there.. and half of his speech will be "by Gods grace, we will this we will that" "we pray that God gives us this to do this" " i'm very grateful to God for his mercies and support bla bla bla" "thank God the enemy was put to shame" etc..and people will shout amen and rejoice, and at the end of his tenure hes got nuffin to show for it and he'll say thats how God wants it to be and we shld continue to give glory to God.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Jilted UI Student Drinks Bleach by joelala(m): 9:36am On Nov 09, 2012
who be the boy wey dump her, na DANGOTE PIKIN? msheeeeew! dumb nd stupid girl, if she really wanted to die, she shld have drank the bleach in a secret place where no one will see and rescue her..ode! na so e easy to die.
RomanceRe: . by joelala(m): 7:26pm On Oct 26, 2012
[quote author=flexya]Off all the 20yrs or so I stayed in UK, genotype was not a word I heard let alone considered in my relationships. Same was the case wit my friends and associates. When I returned 2 Naija, I learnt it is a big issue. So my question is, why? Do they av more advanced solutions 2 "genotype incompatibilty" in western countries or are they less concerned about welfare of offspring.

For those who come on NL just 2 yell insults, walk away. I am interested in being educated. [/quot

great point...nigerians are to lazy to think and figure out solutions to problems, rather they call God to evry issue...the op is hurt, come out wth practical and reasonable solution to her problem, rather than the stereotypical everyday line..God will dis God will that...wch has never been a solution to practical and realistic problems...thats why nigerians will never move forward,always too religious and sentimental.
RomanceRe: My Ex Named Her Child After Me by joelala(m): 12:28pm On Oct 16, 2012
Richard, first NL is the rongest place to come for advice, they criticize and u'd wish u never tlked abt it...anyway been there before, mine was even worse she visited me nd spent the night couples of day b4 her wedding and said thats a bye...couples months later she got pregnant and she kept calling and wld go mad if i dnt return her calls...a year after she put to bed she came around to see me and we got intimate again over and over...and this was basically becos i had no GF then..but wen a GF came, we detached gradually...so the only way to forget abt sumfin is to think about something else.having a GF you really love is the only way to detach from her, except she stops calling again...good luck.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Dog Stands Guard Over Deceased Owner’s Grave For Six Years (with Picture) by joelala(m): 5:19pm On Sep 14, 2012
lagerwhenindoubt: How this Dog has been eating no one cares to ask.. huh
mr oga how did u pass in school? instead of taking ur time to read and digest the whole story, u were rushing to post...now go back and read it all over, then u'll find the answer to ur question.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Dog Stands Guard Over Deceased Owner’s Grave For Six Years (with Picture) by joelala(m): 5:18pm On Sep 14, 2012
Okija_juju: Loyalty.. Indeed a mans best friend..

However, I have to ask how e dey manage chop?! angry
mr oga how did u pass in school? instead of taking ur time to read and digest the whole story, u were rushing to post...now go back and read it all over, then u'll find the answer to ur question.
PhonesRe: iPhone 5 Release Date & Rumours by joelala(m): 6:27pm On Sep 12, 2012
cogbuagu: for your information nothing like iphone 5 iphone 4s is dsame as iphone 5
expert iphone 6
ignorance is indeed a disease.check facts online and educate your shallow brain before coming down here to spew rubbish...google iphone5 and see technology at its best, laser keyboard, holographic display etc. its the flattest phone ever.
HealthRe: Just Confirmed I Am HIV Positive by joelala(m): 9:35pm On Sep 11, 2012
its ok bro...try get jobelyn herbal supplement..its a very strong herbal antioxidant that will boost ur immune system and fight the activities of the virus.....also if you can drink ur early mrng urine everyday...trust me you'll be good....best of luck bro..its not as bad as you think.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Invitation For Computer-based Test At MTN Maritime House by joelala(m): 9:49pm On Sep 04, 2012
yea been there too,did the phone interview, computer based, and last called in for a chat,which i flawed perfectly...got a text few days later congratulating me on my success and training date will be communicated in due course ..and guys this all happened around june/july this year...so the 2weeks you were told for training to commence is not visible,cos the guys we did it all still calls me to ask if i've gotten a call yet from MTN/CNSSL..well as for me ave moved on,gotten a job with MULTICHOICE....as for you guys waiting on them, wish u all good luck, but try look elsewhere and dont just sit back feeling all comfortable...thats wat i did and here i am with DSTV...all the best.
FashionRe: How To Get A Beautiful Body Without Surgery by joelala(m): 5:44pm On Aug 19, 2012
M M M: 6. Alwayz have s ex regularly, at least 5 times a day
yea you're very correct. its very good, it boost fertility in women and prevent the risk of prostrate cancer in men. plus it keeps you mentally alert and lots more.
PoliticsRe: There Will Be No More Power Outages – FG by joelala(m): 7:57pm On Aug 12, 2012
hadecunleh: 3 days and counting...or Surulere no dey inside Nigeria again?
where in surulere do u stay, cos here in kilo/masha area...its been excess power supply for months now.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by joelala(m): 1:06am On Jul 30, 2012
knockturnal: Na wah o nairalanders! una bad mouth o. evry post made is now seen as an opportunity for every Tom, D*ick and Harry to express thier derogatary skills. When u climb the mountain and shout that Nigeria's education system is in the gutters, where did u do your own studying...on Mars? The assesment made by the poster is in no way a yardstick for measuring our education system. All it shows is that he conducted a test for dumb as*s* candidates. Am quite new to nairaland and i can deduce from comments i have read on various topics that our educational system has successfully produced bright, articulate and creative products which can hold thier own in any area where they are put to test. ITS NOT THE SYSTEM, ITS THE MATERIAL. For God's sake we have all heard of GIGO!(garbage in, garbage out.). A dumb student is a dumb student, in Nigeria, China, USA, UK even on Phukin Pluto! I went to a primary school where my class teacher would send me to sell soap and other product to her colleagues in nearby schools from 8am till school closes atleast thrice a week which invariably meant that i missed all that was taught for that day, but am still the brightest bulb in any room i enter.i graduted with a 4.37 CGPA. While my peer who went to a private daycare, KG, nursery, primary, secondary school brought his courseforms for me to fill where he had already indicated his course of study as 'FARMACE'(pharmacy). Its not the system for God's sake. Its YOU!
to express thier smh grin
PoliticsRe: PHCN Deploys New Meter Installation Strategies In Lagos by joelala(m): 4:19pm On Jul 25, 2012
averagely 38% my asss...the bill for the month of july was ridiculously high(over 200% increase)though we enjoy constant power supply here in my hood(marsha/kilo)in surulere, bt even at that, its still way too high.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Government Defends Makoko Demolition by joelala(m): 4:28pm On Jul 19, 2012
5m fire! did u skip this part when reading? "Oniru said there was no plan by the government to resettle the displaced persons"
PoliticsRe: Security Agents Demolish Makoko Waterfront Slum In Lagos by joelala(m): 10:54pm On Jul 16, 2012
Revolva: Look destroying makoko slum is not lagos state problem now fashola should think carefully before he carries action

Why would you give a communuity 72 hrs without no option to relocate to he is trying to cause more abject poverty and crime in that region and lagos
and who told u they weren't given notice prior to the evacuation exercise? pls next time take time to read other post and get informed b4 busting out ur ignorance.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why You Are Not Getting The Job. by joelala(m): 6:02pm On Jul 13, 2012
2buff: In a civilized world with internet, where trees don't need to die anymore for a document to be made, how else should an employer send employment letter to someone? huh

huh huh huh This level of doubt don reach disease O.
Abeg seek Psychiatric help. cheesy
u don't need to seek attention by insulting and exhibiting your level of literacy on the web. a well structured coy/firm would call you in for a chat and offer you your letter of appointment in person and also give you a break down of your total package in person..what if you don't receive the email, guess no job for ur sorry ass be dat abi?
ComputersRe: Opinion: Imminent Internet Outage For Infected Computers on 9th July by joelala(m): 11:45am On Jul 08, 2012
oooope o! mine shows GREEN. am free ni yen o..below was the result i got.



DNS Resolution = GREEN

Your computer appears to be looking up IP addresses correctly!

Had your computer been infected with DNS changer malware you would have seen a red background. Please note, however, that if your ISP is redirecting DNS traffic for its customers you would have reached this site even though you are infected. For additional information regarding the DNS changer malware, please visit the FBI's website at:
http://www.fbi.gov/news/stories/2011/november/malware_110911
NYSCRe: NYSC Posting: FG Insists On North Deployment by joelala(m): 12:34am On Jul 07, 2012
dont wry corpers a committee has been set up in advance to look into why corpers were brutally killed and not protected as we speculated...signed ruben abati.
PoliticsRe: PHCN Lagos Spends N2bn On Upgrade by joelala(m): 11:50pm On Jul 04, 2012
GboyegaD: This is a topic we should expect to read many lies on.
well dont knw about your hood o, but if u ave frnds in surulere,pls gve dem a call and ask them the latest update on power supply...and its be on for over 2 months now, b4 now we enjoy 12hrs daily but now its abt 18hrs nd above daily....i stay around marsha/kilo in surulere.
PoliticsRe: PHCN Lagos Spends N2bn On Upgrade by joelala(m): 3:52pm On Jul 04, 2012
well dont know about you guys o, but i've been feeling the effect. been having excess power supply(18hrs daily)in ma hood here in surulere for close to 2 months now.... grin

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