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Religion / Re: The Scriptures Say Eat Your Tithe - Daddy Freeze by joelala(m): 10:20am On Feb 13, 2023
What exactly is your argument? The bible which is the manual book for all Christian says this is how you should act, but because you have been lied to and robbed for so many years, you choose to continue to do it the wrong way against the bible's directive? Are you being delusional or foolish? I really need to know?



Brendaniel:
Oga, if you want to eat your tithe, eat your tithe and leave other people paying their tithes.

Why are you angry about how another man decides to use his money, this same man won't fight people spending anyhow in clubs and hotels on drinks at inflated prices - he was even hailing hushpuppi
Politics / Re: Oil Price Wasn’t $100 Per Barrel From 1999 - 2019 As Buhari Said (Fact Check) by joelala(m): 10:49am On Feb 11, 2023
This is a chart analysis of world oil price since 2009.......to be fair to PMB, he came in when oil price was 30$ per barrel, he only enjoyed oil boom during his 2nd term and that was 2021when price rose to over 100$ per barrel....as matter of fact oil crashed to 12$ per barrel in 2019 when he came in for 2nd term , hence the reason for all those borrowed monies to fund projects......I am not a hater or supporter of PMB, i just thought it only honest to fair on him sometimes. i am just a forex trader that also trades oil and commodities , reason i have a knowledge of this data.







Racoon:
https://www.thecable.ng/fact-check-no-oil-price-wasnt-100-per-barrel-between-1999-and-2019-as-buhari-claimed/amp cry

Romance / Re: Am I Gradually Becoming A Misogynist? by joelala(m): 12:09am On Feb 06, 2023
The exact thing he was talking about, you female folks let your emotions control your actions rather than practical logic...he just shared what he feels has been going on with him lately and because it doesn't align with your line of reasoning, you are quick to label him all whatnot!

He is actually right about you guys! Bunch of double standard hypocrites.

When danger confronts you guys, you all want a traditional man, strong, firm, bold, assertive man that will protect and guide you; but when he wants a traditional woman and stops you from living your silly carefree life, that same man suddenly becomes "too controlling, overprotective, rigid, in-secure and a misogynist isn't it? Bunch of confused lots!

doggedfighter:
This is the kind of female hatred that breeds serial killing and other forms of crime against women.





Get help !

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Family / Re: Your Husband Is Not Your Friend, He Is Your Lord — Nigerian Man Tells Women by joelala(m): 11:53pm On Feb 05, 2023
Must you ladies always sight negative examples? cant you focus on the topic and relate with it the way it ought to be, must you sight negative illustrations? By the way are you married, is your husband treating you like shit? if he is, then deal with him cos the choice to marry him was made by you, so deal with your husband and don't exhibit your frustrations here and try to label men evil.

Jennyclay:
Not Every husband is worth it. An irresponsible, stingy, uncaring mistake of a man is not worth the prestige of being called a husband talk more of "Lord"

So, men that beat their wife should be called lord? undecided

Men that don't spend money on their wife and children should be called lord? undecided

Men that cheat on their wife should be called lord? undecided

This Yeye businessman should keep shut and face his nonsense business

Business / Re: Sugarcane Seller Using POS For His Business - Photos by joelala(m): 12:02am On Feb 05, 2023
You are the real mumu, thinking change and advancement is a waste of time, you prefer to be stagnant and remain where you are forever....shebi it's becos you still dey see cash around, when the last phase of cashless policy takes it's full course, you will know how far.



Kastonkastroll:
Mumu sugarcane seller. So d one minute wey I go use buy sugarcane before I find my square root, I go come dey waste time for transfer or use of ATM card. Chai... And d mumu no even know say bank go still charge u for every transaction weda na 10naira.

U go sell sugarcane for 100box bank go charge 10box from inside... Hehehe mumu101
Family / Re: Newly Married Lady Got Stuck In Sex With Another Man In School Caught By Husband by joelala(m): 10:48am On Jan 23, 2023
Exactly! perfectly staged....So he flew in or drove in within minutes of the incident, going by the fact he lives in another state. Then he had to first grant an interview outside with the so called youtuber, then went in afterwards to rant...What type of man/husband waits to grant an interview with a random person holding a phone on hearing this type of news about his wife? Funny how some people believed this crap.

Well, not all of us are dumb to eat and believe every crap posted on the internet.
Karemarealty288:
Staged....

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Family / Re: Family Members Celebrate As Nigerian Woman Gives Birth To Twins After 20 Years by joelala(m): 10:11am On Jan 23, 2023
God didn't do it, SCIENCE did!
Shout out the scientists that invented IVF and all the Medical crew that made it happen.....unfortunately, none of them will get the credit, they will go and splash money and gifts on one silly pastor in the name of thanksgiving.

If you ay God did it, now my question is, why did God wait for 20yrs to do it? what was his excuses? why put them in such pains suffering and worries? was he trying to TEST them, if yes, why?

Shebi he is God that sees and knows all things, so why is he testing them again?


Righteousness2:
Hallelujah!! 20 yrs is not 20days.
Only GOD can do this.
What GOD cannot do does not Exist.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Politician burns Quran outside Turkiye Embassy in Stockholm. Arab World react by joelala(m): 7:37pm On Jan 22, 2023
Well, ironically not ALL Muslims are Terrorists , but ALL Terrorists are Muslims.



adenine02:
angry

They call it freedom of speech and expression?!

They insult Islam, Prophet Muhammad, burn the Holy Qur'an, call Muslim names.

When Muslim react they call them terrorist

HYPOCRISY!!!
Family / Re: My Wife Pretends To Be Sick Whenever I Ask For Sex - Man Laments by joelala(m): 4:26pm On Jan 19, 2023
So basically, ALL women only become erratic when the man misbehaves? Women don't randomly move mad and start acting all silly when they find some dude giving her some silly moves out there?

It's two thing, it's either shes' screwing someone out there or the hubby is not attractive to her anymore. Let's stop all thee hypocritical write-ups all in the name of trying to sound nice.



Chee59:
Wise advise. Now wait for alpha male to drop quote.
Religion / Re: A Man Wearing A Jesus Saves Tshirt At Mall Of America Was Ordered To Take It Off by joelala(m): 9:10am On Jan 19, 2023
Does "in god we trust" implies thy are referring to your bible/Christian God?

There are over 4000 religions worldwide with 4000 Gods.

The bible/ Christian God is just one of the many god we have.

MMempire:
America is doomed. No to Jesus, but Yes to LGBTQ and LGBTQIA+.
A country whose dollar bill has "In God we trust" clearly written on it.
Religion / Re: Is It Sin For Man To Have Sex Together With His Two Wives?- Man Asks Daddyfreeze by joelala(m): 7:28am On Jan 13, 2023
Bible, the most confused Book ever written!


Kobojunkie:
Jesus Christ said, over 2000 years ago, that your marriages are of this world and not of the Kingdom of God -- Luke 20 vs 34 - 36 --- affirming God's curse on marriage in Genesis 3 vs 16. To underscore this point, Jesus Christ also pointed out that God only gave permission to some to live as Eunuchs for the sake of His Kingdom- Matthew 19 vs 12 . No such permission was extended by God to those who choose marriage. undecided

All this is essential to drive home the point that whatever you do in your marriage is your headache. Marriage is an unholy union. What matters as far as the Kingdom of God — Holy— is whether you, the individual, obey the teachings and commandments of Jesus Christ or not. undecided
Romance / Re: Man Narrates How He Slept With Married women Even The Pregnant Ones (Video) by joelala(m): 9:42am On Jan 11, 2023
Looking at your profile name, people like you are the ones doing more damage to society compared to others, yet y'all come here to act like saints.


Sweetplum:

The pastor could v used discretion to limit the sexual part of his testimony. Imagine the carried away sisters laughing anyhow. What's funny in his narration? Someone that should be monitored closely if he's a member or going to be a member of that church so that his adultery spirit can be totally sent away!
The man is not serious is his former life.
He's lucky he has repented else he ll die in the sin.
Dunno why some ladies disgrace us. Married and fornicating. For what?
Including those that are pregnant!
Nollywood movies unbelievable lives!
Religion / Re: Satanic Temple Set For Largest Gathering In History by joelala(m): 9:34am On Jan 11, 2023
So because some sec decides to celebrate their religious festival, the world would end abi? But if Christians and Muslims celebrate theirs, the world would stay yea? Now tell me and be sincere with yourself, which religion has caused more havoc and destruction to world amongst all these below?

Christianity
Islam
Satanism
Hinduism
Judaism
Buddhism

Go google Satanism and see how long it has been in existence, yet the world didn't END!


Zico5:
The world is coming to an end. Onigbagbo e mura o

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Crime / Re: Young Women Working On Andrew Tate's Sex Cams Were Tattoed "Owned By Tate" by joelala(m): 12:57am On Jan 07, 2023
So because some set of men decides not be controlled by women or do their bidding and rule out all forms of manipulations from some women simply means they are disrespecting women?


It's ok to be a simp as long as it makes you happy, but never call men that know their rights and values and wouldn't tolerate any sort of BS from women as being misogynistic or toxic.


FERNANDEZISBACK:
Some persons god.. dude always has this bad energy surrounding him.. this should serve as a lesson to wannabe redpillers/women haters.. grin

Set of clowns who won't stop wailing about women this and that.. grin
All he does is deceive his gullible followers.. well they are mostly kids.. I don't expect much from them.. grin

Just look at things hes said online..as well as beating women.. grooming girls into doing sex work.. and has been reported saying that Romania's minimal laws on sexual assault are "40% of the reason" why he moved there. I think hes a misogynist and low key rapist..

Considering he defends a rapist known as Harvey Weinstein..saying his victims deserved it...That alone is enough for me to say his a misogynist. All of his fans have one thing in common: they’re insecure narcissists, just like him...
Spits... undecided

To all wannabe redpillers on here..we know y'all are kids but that doesn't give you the right to disrespect women.. grin
Shut your mouth and stop wailing about women all day.. grin

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Religion / Re: Nigerian Pastor And His Wife Welcome Twins After 16 Years Of Waiting (Photos) by joelala(m): 8:41am On Jan 05, 2023
Nope! IVF and scientists did this not Jesus.....If you insist it's Jesus, then these are my questions.

He is a pastor who served Jesus truthfully, so why did God/Jesus make him wait for 16yrs?

What was God/Jesus trying to prove?

was he being tested, if yes , why? shebi una say God knows and sees everything even before they wee created, so why testing him again, shouldn't he have known the outcome already since y'all say he sees and knows everything?


phemmie06:
Who did this JESUS

It is good to wait upon the LORD

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Food / Re: Animals You Can Never Eat No Matter The Price by joelala(m): 11:03am On Dec 30, 2022
Duck is chicken pro max, try it and come thank me later.....Rabbit is very sweet, if you haven't tried grasscutter at an igbo joint , then you prolly dont know how rabbit tastes; you need to try it and then come testify.

SyrusdeHansome:
I can never eat dog, cat, snake, duck nd rabbit. I can't eat unfried chicken. Add urs
Car Talk / Re: EFCC Auctions 435 Forfeited Vehicles In Lagos (photos) by joelala(m): 1:48pm On Dec 08, 2022
Realife4:
If the wicked government don't create jobs for the Masses Yahoo will continue spreading like wide fire. I feel for the lost my fellow hustlers if only you know how hard it takes to catch a pay cliant. My friend bomb for complete 3 years every night no sleep he couldn't see 500$ at the end he catches a Poland cliant that gave him 15k$ then he got himself a Toyota Corolla rented an apartment and start a living. At the end some will think Yahoo is a very easy business and start criticizing hustlers. Efcc will leave the real criminal that has invoked porvaty to the mass. From presidency to local government chairman in Nigeria should be killed. mass killing sized all there properties...or else Atiku Tinebu including Obi we never save us. undecided

Let me reiterate the trash you just spewed; My friend has been trying to steal and hurt people for 3yrs, he was never successful, he finally found a victim he was able to rob and and steal from and then got himself a car and rented aprtment....do you guys think stealing is easy? stop chasing and bad mouthing thieves.

I hope your family falls prey to scammers or yahoo boys somesay and your friend gets caught and rot jail someday.
Family / Re: Couple, Both Aged 100, Married For 79 years, Die Hours Apart (Photos) by joelala(m): 1:01pm On Dec 08, 2022
envoymedia:
IGBERETV report

Couple, Both Aged 100, Married For 79 years, Die Hours Apart (Photos)


Nigerian girls are so damaged and bitter to the point they don't believe any marriage can last 10yrs let alone 50yrs.

They would say this wasn't true love, the woman must have been subjected to coercion, manipulation, torture, control and DV from the husband, but the shame and lashing she would receive from the society and family members or lack of funds to live a separate free life is what made her stayed for those huge years, the woman was in bondage and not love.



https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl4CTVktNW-/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Crime / Re: Onyeaghalachi Stephen Nwagwugwu: NDLEA Arrests Wanted Abia Drug Kingpin by joelala(m): 6:35pm On Nov 30, 2022
Candidlady:
sad

Men that look like they haven't eaten in years are tagged drug kingpins cheesy

Men sha
If they are not busy trying to rape/molest/harass daughter of Eve

They'd be busy pushing drugs

Or looking for who to kill to help with their ritual activities

Everything associated with them na wickedness


With your frequent hate on men and tagging them rap!st, It's quite evident that you were once a r*pe victim, i'm sorry you had to go through whatever happened back then, i pray and hope you get to heal someday and move on.

Men are not your enemy, look into the mirror and you would see the real enemy. My sister, if it's difficult to heal, try and see a therapist and get help....We would continue to support you from here.....Love and light always.

duk yaro mazamugaye ne kuma azzalumai



Romance / Re: Teen Singled Out For Impregnating 16-Year-Old Girl, After Sex With 6 Teenagers by joelala(m): 5:21pm On Nov 29, 2022
Candidlady:


Statutory rape is called what undecided ••••don't come at me that the boy too is underage cos we all know that won't fly••••▪

Five dead genders taking advantage of the poor girl...


You should also be locked up for asking me this silly question. it just shows how sick you people are


Anty, you need to first educate yourself before you come up here to display your ignorance.

Statutory rape simply means, sex with a minor whether with consent or not! but i guess the word RAPE, is what triggered your emotions and you feel, anyone the word comes up against must face hell.

Anyway, the boy is a minor too, so if the boy's parents are educated and sound with a good lawyer, the girl should be charged for such offence too.

This is a case of poor parenting on both sides, and this case should be thrown out and both parents should be charged for poor parenting if any charges should be given.
Religion / Re: Klaus Schwab: ‘God Is Dead’ And The WEF Is ‘acquiring Divine Powers’ ( Video) by joelala(m): 12:52pm On Nov 26, 2022
planetE:
It’s only a fool that believes there is no God. How can the immortal ONE be called DEAD

But funny how the only way you folks can prove there is God is via an ancient book written centuries ago by some bunch of savages. Asidw that, you can't give any logical or practical proof!
Religion / Re: I Don't Need Any Religion - Wole Soyinka by joelala(m): 6:08pm On Nov 21, 2022
Yes! because intelligent and smart people are very logical, analytical and practical in the way they view things and religion defies logic and critical thinking, just obey and follow like zombie.

You call him fool, yet! none of your religious prophets and pastors has the level of intelligence he has and has achieved what he has achieved, he is even living longer than most believers. So tell me one good example why he needs a skydaddy to give him directions on what to do?

We are controllable by the things we fear, no fear no control.




charlesdinho7:
people who are very brilliant do not believe in the existence of God. Soyinka is an educated fool

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Nairaland / General / Re: 6 Yahoo Boys Die In Delta Accident While Celebrating New Lexus SUV (Pictures) by joelala(m): 4:40pm On Mar 22, 2021
You forgot to add..Fendi up and own and teddy bear phone case. grin
pocohantas:
Once they enter that Lexus and start playing Omah Lay , Bella Shmurda, Zlatan or Naira Marley’s song... forget it, they don’t see anything or anyone.

Sometimes I wonder if there is any yahoo boy with sense. Same with runs girls. Like, their code of conduct and dress sense is always the same.

The guys will wear pencil dirty jeans, graphic tee, socks and slippers, now hang one small bag across their shoulders.

The girls will wear colorful ruched dress, those slippers that have fur, fix very long nails and eyelashes. The one wey dey pain me pass na that pink attachment they use to braid their hair. Then their small handbags that can contain only phone.

Can’t they act differently for once?!! Like just lay low!!!!

Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Invites Faith Odunsi, Mathematician For A Tour At Mavin Headquarters by joelala(m): 4:10pm On Mar 22, 2021
Alaye "odunsi" is a yoruba name.
nams77:

Odunsi is an igbo name
Romance / Re: Would you date an atheist? by joelala(m): 1:29am On Mar 17, 2021
i almost thought this piece was written by my ex, everything you mentioned about this dude correlates with me; funny thing is our first date was going to the movies, but the part of eating pizza made the difference......The amazing thing about our relationship then, we were both Atheist.
Klass99:


Lol grin. I dated him because;

1. Dude spoke my love languages without me ever revealing what they were - the thing bust my head die cheesy

2. He had class, great taste and a strong sense of responsibility towards self and family I admired - he still does.

3. He was older and mature, I actually like my men older than me. Like fine wine, men get better with age is not a myth at all. Younger men or the ones in my age group are in the habit of sending photos of their peepee, calling you baby or sweetheart within a short time of meeting you, it's a huge turn off and there was none of that with him.

4. We could carry on delightful conversations via chats and in person, he never texted in short hand (another thing that tripped me to pieces) our conversations were meaningful, they had depth and substance.

5. I'm a health and fitness conscious person, I liked that at his age he was trim, fit and healthy not to mention good looking cheesy and he worked out every week. It was easy to get him the ideal valentine gift last year.

6. Our first date was so cool. We did a movie @ the cinema, sat down to a light meal of pizza/ drinks afterwards and gisted for 2 hours just getting to know ourselves.

Please tell me, how could I not have dated this man? Atheist or not? I decided a long time ago that I was never going to deny myself the company of good a man, simply because a relationship won't lead to marriage.

Just answering your question has me thinking of him and all my memories of him are pleasant. It's his birthday April 1, I think I'm going to have a surprise gift delivered to him, even though we drifted apart and haven't spoken to each other for a while, I like this guy. Have I satisfied your amebo curiosity? grin
Music/Radio / Re: Wizkid Wins First-Ever Grammy For ‘Brown Skin Girl’ by joelala(m): 11:29pm On Mar 14, 2021
yes o! lere forever...shitta, marsha , kilo....
donpapa:
Surulere to the world cool cool
Religion / Re: 10 Times God Did The Impossible In The Bible by joelala(m): 4:57pm On Mar 14, 2021
Because they only happened in a book called bible....superman did lots of stunts in comic books and movies; still waiting for superman or spiderman to fly down and sit on statue of liberty....
ShaqFu:
I still wonder why the impossible of those days in the Bible, is now very impossible is today's world.

Like didn't they say God is today, tomorrow and forever. That he doesn't change and he's ever knowing and everlasting.

So I wonder why all this impossible things stop happening.
Religion / Re: Will There Be A Secret Rapture? by joelala(m): 4:51pm On Mar 14, 2021
Devil! did you just assume the Devil is wicked...now i challenge you to show me 5 evil things the Devil did in the bible and i will show you 100 evil stuff your God did plus the mass genocide he ordered...the Almighty Evil Satan never killed a soul in the bible...okay he killed just 10 people( jobs family) which was on the order of God..so technically, Satan, Devil,lucifer etc never ever killed a single person, yet he is the wicked one....issok no wahala na.
obonujoker:


God is going to punish the wicked humans that decide to follow the devil on Earth with bowls of his wrath... Before he starts, Jesus Christ will come to remove his chosen ones from the Earth ... This is what is called the rapture
Celebrities / Re: Mompha Shows Off His N118m Richard Mille Wristwatch by joelala(m): 1:10pm On Mar 11, 2021
will your bone straight and iPhone 11 show you when the world will end? your level of reasoning is equal to your level of wealth.....same way you see "bone straight and iPhone" as fashion, someone out there sees it as waste of money....just so you know, to some, $289k wrist watch is freaking cheap...
Annychibest:
Will the watch show me when the world will end?
Travel / Re: Stowaways Spotted Under A Ship Going To Unknown Destination (Photos) by joelala(m): 6:15pm On Mar 10, 2021
The guy in front be like, "ALL WAY NA WAY , IF I PERISH I PERISH"
Travel / Re: Stowaways Spotted Under A Ship Going To Unknown Destination (Photos) by joelala(m): 5:10pm On Mar 10, 2021
what if the ship is headed for CONGO? undecided
Valkan:
The funny thing is the fact they dont know
where they are headed ⚫

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