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RomanceRe: What Is The Worst Relationship Advice You've Ever Gotten? by joelala(m): 1:10am On Apr 04, 2012
coldfeet:
don't tell me you also want his contacts? Cos that's the only way I can pardon you for such moronic post! Contacts are not just mobile numbers DUNCE!! Ewulala.
coldgoat abi wetin u call ur name,who specified contact as mobile#? seems the satanic sign wey still dey ur chest radiates atimes that makes ur spew rubbish. i feel sry for your hubby cos the covenant u made wth d devil still hunts u. oponu ode,bloody olosho!
BusinessRe: Bill Gates Gives Yam Farmers $12m: In Nigeria & Ghana by joelala(m): 10:14am On Apr 03, 2012
manmustwac: like there are no christian charities. make I hear word
how could u you compare a self made billionaire and philanthropist. to christian charities that donate via the congregation's donation.
BusinessRe: Bill Gates Gives Yam Farmers $12m: In Nigeria & Ghana by joelala(m): 10:01am On Apr 03, 2012
naijanigga: oloshi,what of oil money=blood money.
Going by the way people like this think, there is big hunger in the land.

mr oga abeg what's your point here? cos i don't understand why your dry brain isn't functional?
RomanceRe: What Is The Worst Relationship Advice You've Ever Gotten? by joelala(m): 1:42am On Apr 03, 2012
I will be a fool to pass that info to you.
sounds like you still have the baba's contact, but jst wount pass it on....hmmmm so much for a changed person. lipsrsealed
BusinessRe: Bill Gates Gives Yam Farmers $12m: In Nigeria & Ghana by joelala(m): 12:44am On Apr 03, 2012
Useless money,devilish money,satanic money.freemason money..
you are nuffin but a sick and ungrateful bastard...your people wey make clean money, how many of dem fit help, no be private jets and airline business dem use dem money do....bloody goat.
Car TalkRe: Lagos Okada Riders On Strike,Inorder To Attend Court Over Ikeja Business Distric by joelala(m): 9:36am On Apr 02, 2012
like who cares? people wey we wan roast chop wey dey use oil rub body.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Jonathan Dissolves Cabinet After Ngozi Resigned. by joelala(m): 10:21am On Apr 01, 2012
april fool! nice 1.
NYSCRe: Was The New Nysc Posting Policy Fully Implemented? by joelala(m): 11:39am On Mar 30, 2012
sounds like bullshit to me. nysc should be scrapped totally, and if not corpers should be allow to serve in their various states where they understand the terrain and environment perfectly well irrespective of where they were posted. rather than posting them to strange environment and exposing them to accidents and terrorist attack.
CelebritiesRe: Queen Latifah In Swimwear -(pics) by joelala(m): 10:50pm On Mar 24, 2012
guys pls leave the "ewwwwwwwwwww" for the girls...sounds gay wen guys say it....rubbish!
NYSCRe: NSCDC Arrests, Parades 87 Fake Corps Members by joelala(m): 11:21am On Mar 22, 2012
rubbish! they should free them jor, what has the so called NYSC brought to the nation and nigerians lately,nuffin! xcept sorrows and pains. NYSC has got nothing to do with your academic performance, if you don't pass aptitude test and job interviews would you be employed cos uve got NYSC cert? hell no! to me its pure rubbish jaree..once you can provide your school result and you've been confirmed as a graduate, then that's all that matters. NYSC has been a curse on nigerians as a whole, with parents loosing their kids to accidents and terrorist attack.
PoliticsRe: B*R*E*A*K*I*N*G News! 9 Boko Haram Members Killed Pix Included by joelala(m): 12:24am On Mar 22, 2012
as long as they are armed with weapons and shooting at men of the task force....they(jtf) have the right to fry their asses..be it boko ram, boko goat, boko fly whatever it is, as long it starts wth boko,jtf level their bloody race.
EducationRe: Is This Sentence Wrong? by joelala(m): 1:53pm On Mar 18, 2012
the sentence is absolutely correct. equipment is more like a general or summarized name for electrical gadgets, so adding up *s* is totally wrong. its more like you saying "all our staffs are from the south" which is wrong cos the word staff is plural. eg,

1, cattle
2, staff
3, Rodent etc.
PoliticsRe: Dialogue Between FG And Boko Haram Fails by joelala(m): 1:24pm On Mar 18, 2012
FGN is a disgrace to the entire world, how in the world would u want to dialogue or negotiate with a terrorist? *still trying to comprehend* an isreali general once asked ,"sir can you forgive or negotiate with a terrorist?" "God is the only one that forgives, my job is to arrange for their meeting".
HealthRe: How Can I Get Rid Of Black Spots On My Face? by joelala(m): 3:46am On Mar 18, 2012
This might sound weird. but its absolutely true...rob your own URINE on ur face mrng and night....store it in a bottle and rob on face mrng and night....you'll be shocked at tremendous effect u'll get...check your facts on the internet.
PhonesRe: MTN Call Center Jos Closed Down By NLC by joelala(m): 9:43am On Mar 14, 2012
those agents are contract staff being recruited by another firm, which MTN outsourced the project to. so the firm will cut theirs b4 giving the agents wat is left. but even at that, 35k is pretty greedy of them..nice move NLC.
PoliticsRe: SNG Sues GEJ &, Security Chiefs Over Fuel Subsidy Removal by joelala(m): 4:29pm On Mar 12, 2012
you guys are all sick cowards blind folded with cowardice. even if they fought and lost, at least they showed courage and guts against the almighty FGN (that appears untouchable to most of you) and that should shake them a bit at least to show them some people are still in the fight to save nigeria....unlike you guys who just criticize and do nuffin except hoping and praying to God to come and rescue your country...have you ever heard or seen where people beg/pray for freedom..YOU FIGHT FOR IT....bunch of cowards.
RomanceRe: Disadvantages Of Dating A Fat Woman(orobo) by joelala(m): 12:55pm On Mar 12, 2012
This post? So wacky! I expected more intelligence. U just reinforcing popular heresay which may b wrong nd fallacious! Question is - have u ever dated a fat girl? 'cos i have. Believe me i'm a testimony that most of ur opinion r wrong. 4 ur info, she thot me all i now know 2day!
why u no come solve maths, during maths section?...everyfiin shldnt be too serious, easing urslf a bit with some jokes isnt too bad dude.
PoliticsRe: Ghana Arrests Stolen Oil From Nigeria by joelala(m): 11:50pm On Mar 11, 2012
nice 1 ghana and pls do ensure the bastards behind this crime are being prosecuted in ghana.cos if they get back here, the whole story will evaporate and thats the end o.
BusinessRe: Nigeria Tops Us Money Laundering List by joelala(m): 2:18pm On Mar 10, 2012
nice award, naija no dey carry last, grin
PoliticsRe: Photos: The House Where The British And Italian Hostages Were Murdered by joelala(m): 11:40am On Mar 10, 2012
eeeeeya one them be MAN u fan, red devils 4life, pretty sure he might end up meeting the devil live. grin
NYSCRe: Nysc Members To Be Trained In Martial Arts by joelala(m): 3:36pm On Mar 09, 2012
sily annoying ideas, shey na karate dem go use disarm bomb or bullets from those RAMS in the north? scrap NYSC or better still let graduates serve in their respective states where they understand the terrain perfectly.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pawa 774: Are They Real? by joelala(m): 3:13am On Mar 07, 2012
100% scam, bunch of rogues trying to make quick cash. lets say at least 100k unemployed citizens fall for the scam and pay the fee, thats a cool 300m. with that they can afford to buy their way out of efcc net. abi no be naija we dey?
EducationRe: Pls I Need Help In Solving This Maths Probs: Asap by joelala(m): 3:50pm On Mar 06, 2012
wow am so impressed to see this topic filled with intellectual peeps, and closing up without a single insult or abusive word. wish all trend could be as healthy as this. smiley
BusinessRe: Petrol Subsidy Probe: FG Removes 98 Importers From 2012 Operations by joelala(m): 10:03am On Mar 01, 2012
nice move, lets hope they will hold their grounds permanently.
EventsRe: Bobby Brown To Perform In Lagos & Port Harcourt On March 9 & 11 by joelala(m): 3:16pm On Feb 23, 2012
yea rite! in memory if whitney indeed.
PoliticsRe: Power Privatisation To Be Completed Q3 – Nnaji by joelala(m): 12:26pm On Feb 23, 2012
in my honest opinion, i think importation of generators should first be place on hold or stopped completely if power must be a reality in nigeria. you'll be shocked at the occupants of board of directors and shareholders in some big generator coys like mekano, cat and the likes, top gvt officials, ex- generals and top shots in the society. embarassed
WebmastersRe: What Do You Think About Internet Service In Nigeria? by joelala(m): 7:06pm On Feb 22, 2012
swift 4G isnt a bad network. guys might wanna give it a shot. smiley
RomanceRe: Photo Of The Day: Valentine Blues by joelala(m): 12:42am On Feb 15, 2012
i fit swear with my life say that guy na confirm okoro, na them usual way to dey dress like professor pella.
RomanceRe: Will You Watch Champions League Or Celebrate Valentine's Day? by joelala(m): 3:11pm On Feb 11, 2012
have got a match in abuja on that day too. venue aminu kano street,maitama, kick off time 8pm till one of us gets knocked out. grin
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Threatens To Kill US Ambassador McCulley by joelala(m): 11:59am On Feb 11, 2012
all these RAMS sef no know say yankee na hyenas? they will eat them and crush their bones to dust, angry embarassed
FamilyRe: What Do Babies Stare Blankly At? by joelala(m): 11:00am On Feb 11, 2012
when they stare, they try to have a picture of how the next bobby sucking will be, grin
PoliticsRe: I Will Not Fail This Nation – IGP MD Abubakar by joelala(m): 6:07pm On Feb 06, 2012
guy bone jor! enu o se, lets see all the RAMS dead b4 next sallah, then we go believe you. angry

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