₦airaland Forum

WibusJaga:


This small girl get mind o! Wonder how the man's family will feel.

Seems the man's family knows he's a stupid man before his death cos believe me they aint doing much to get this small evil child fukked up...or she has used her puni to do magick.

dboY1123:
Hi nairalanders,
The topic is straight forward,that's it.. I have been thinking maybe because I seldomly have sex, or maybe because it's been long I had sex(4years ago) before recent times because then I was in schools..But just finished now.
I think I need to perform better like last longer than 15mins for first round and more for the rest! Worst is, a lady even said I was not good in bed.. The last time, which sounds so annoying.. I want to last longer and stronger now...what are the natural things I could take for more strength and to last longer than finishing fast.

Thanks

Lol...bro...this is simple,most people don't know this, let me tell u the truth,...just buy "PASA BITTERS" herbal alcoholic drink,it's just ₦120 40% Vol,green small plastic container with yellow cap cover cap.....buy 2 small plastics,that's ₦240....the drink is harsh though,....Drink like 30mins before your girl visits,brush your teeth thoroughly after and get stick sweet so she won't notice u took anything because without that,she will know u had some kind of hard alcoholic drink ....The moment u start with her on bed,u will brush her like a machine,u will sweat,your energy will be top notch,she will be amazed and even after u cum,u will still be hard!!...though, body systems differ...I have natural man power,but when I'm tired and not in the mood and my girl wants to get brushed,Omo PASA bitters does the magik....tested and trusted...Thank me later,If e no work...I will send you money back u used in buying the drink.

techiGenius:
A friend of mine wants to start working with this car for taxi operations, these are the photos sent to him and knows nothing about the car as it's a gift from an aunty abroad. From the logo I can see it's an Hyundai product. Any body knows about the car and will the companies accept a car like this for operations?

Use it for electronic appliances delivery....or use it conveying passengers from one location to another....or just use as a personal ride to move round....life no hard if one applies sense in most cases.

siofra:
There's this yahoo boy that has been disturbing me to go to his hotel room. He's a course mate. God knows how many times I've turned him down. I'm tired. So I want to tell him I have a vaginal infection that could be sexually transmitted.
Is it okay to tell him this?
Is this lie going to bite me back somehow?

Girls and vaginal infection Na 5&6 like dem dey share STI and STDs for market..

dignity33:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7jjl_AS-50



http://saharareporters.com/2021/10/12/three-dead-nigerian-soldiers-shoot-sight-imo-community

Imagine, "Anybody you see,kill"...This country is finished under Buhari the cow.

nans24:
Nairalanders, abeg am abit curious this afternoon. Regardless of whether you believe in it or not, What Food is forbidden in your culture?

Am asking because I just learnt today that snail is forbidden in my culture meanwhile i dey chop am steady.

to hell with culture...I eat whatever I like and whatever tastes good and sits well with my immune system.

Chopchopfine:
Good day guys. Check out how I made bitter leaf soup.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXc3ptid0d4

One of my favourite soup of all time.

Odewaleadesoye:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thenationalnews.com/arts-culture/2021/09/05/whatsapp-to-stop-working-on-43-smartphone-models-from-november/%3foutputType=amp

iPhone 6 users,howfar? ...that time Una think say Una don make am because Una buy iPhone 6.. iPhone 13 don come o...howfar?

udele1:
The picture below shows chinwetalu agu before and After he went to DSS.

Im sure after seeing Kanu's condition, nobody told him to wear plain colours.

Did you see anything similar to Biafran colour?

Op...you are bias and very unreasonable.

ntrukpum:
Hello friends, my daughter is very far ahead of her peers (class mates and outsiders) academically and otherwise. She started school when she was 2yrs. 3wks in school she had already knw how to write 1 to 10, A to F (I mean write not just to read).

Now she is 3yrs and she does things extraordinary. She can write 1 to 200, Aa to Zz without anybody assistance. She does her H/W alone, can read and spell two letter words. She sings a lot. I wanted her to play at least one musical instrument b4 she turns 5.

Two yrs ago, I had this vision of grooming "exceptionally intelligent" kids btw 9-12yrs to study outside their normal school curriculum. I mean a 9yr old kid in JS1 answering physics and advance maths question. Am still working on it. But my child is just 3yrs old and i am begining to be afraid. Married with two kids, an average of 30k monthly income as a private school teacher, I think, I lack the financial resources to push my daughter to where she deserves.

I need proper advice on how to guide her now.

Give her sound education first...she's still too young to be pressured with anything...just give her basic education and guardian first...as she grows,God will enlarge your coast for greater things ahead,by then you can enroll her in a music school or medical school...she could be a scientist that will change the world for good or a global star that will unite africa and bring peace amongst pple in future...Just try give her the best ... Anything good comes from discipline, patience and sacrifice...All the best.

okrote4real:
EXPOSED: How Nigerian Officials Diverted $100,000 Meant For Women Basketball Team, D'Tigress, Owe Each Player $4,900 Allowances



http://saharareporters.com/2021/10/12/exposed-how-nigerian-officials-diverted-100000-meant-women-basketball-team-dtigress-owe

Corruption dey Naija pple DNA

BeeBeeOoh:
This alarming budget comes as food prices continue to soar under Mr Buhari’s watch.



https://gazettengr.com/2022-budget-buhari-osinbajo-to-spend-n508-million-on-food-as-hunger-bites-nigerians/

Osinbajo is a total failure...A dull old slowpoke.

mariahAngel:
Hopefully, we’ll live to see a better Nigeria. So help us God.

Amen

EBMedia:
Igbo Lady Emerges Best Graduating Cadet From Nigeria Defence Academy Kaduna (Photos)


https://www.facebook.com/100066650052568/posts/207559398142394/?app=fbl

Na one strong man pikin be this....if u know u know.

EBMedia:
3

Drama Queens...lol

mariahAngel:
Sowore and protests are like Buhari and cows - inseparable.

These protests -which he uses the youths to achieve - give him relevance, which without, life becomes purposeless for him.

They ain't purposeless...chill,Nigeria still got a long way to go...make God just keep us alive to see most before our demise.

Xpmode2:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/sit-at-home-tension-in-umuahia-as-unknown-gunmen-enforce-order/

Government magick!!...infact ipob is innocent but not a saint sha...

[quote author= post=106646388]MADE IN LAGOS Concert was liteeeee mehn!
Even Rihanna was in awe as she was watching and dancing.

Big Wiz concert is the BIG thing all over the world right now.

People paying as much as almost 200K per person to watch his show!!
The average ticket is 75K per person, and that is where you see the multitude of fans standing and screaming!!

And selling of his memorabilia is another avenue he makes money at his concerts.
With thousand of people buying his Tee shirt for over 45,000 Naira!!

MADE IN LAGOS album.
Oh Boy, BigWiz is made mehn!

Wizzy.....
Baba Ooo...
For Ojuelegba.......(sing till fade)


Lol
No be small matter o!
Odiegwu!![/quote] .... STARBOY dey for u...lol

BadNews:
http://saharareporters.com/2021/10/08/lagos-university-student-commits-suicide-over-inability-pay-school-fees

Sigh...this is sad,pple have become stone hearted and wicked...they've forgotten"love your neighbour as you love yourself"...small amount of money or love would have saved this pretty lady...I'm really sad seeing this.

seankim:
I wish there is a better way to present this.

Have you ever worked or currently working under a super rich man/woman? a celebrity a high class politician? please share your experience with them.

Based on my own experience with my former boss(A billionaire businessman), the rich live like any other people out there, nothing so special. They have their own 'common' problems too. they also quarrel over petty things as well.

PROS: My former boss was very good to me. He took me as his own brother. We used to attend events together. I mean, super private events in places like ikoyi and banana island.
Imagine the thought that'll be running through your mind when you know that you don't actually belong to a gathering.
(flamboyant life at ikoyi in the day, your own reality by evening, a rented apartment in Ogba).

CONS: While I was with him, I didn't have my time to myself.

They are really difficult to work with though...they are psychopaths,one won't know what they want,one won't understand them until u've worked with them for a number of years or one is a psychologist.

[quote author= post=106646388]MADE IN LAGOS Concert was liteeeee mehn!
Even Rihanna was in awe as she was watching and dancing.

Big Wiz concert is the BIG thing all over the world right now.

People paying as much as almost 200K per person to watch his show!!
The average ticket is 75K per person, and that is where you see the multitude of fans standing and screaming!!

And selling of his memorabilia is another avenue he makes money at his concerts.
With thousand of people buying his Tee shirt for over 45,000 Naira!!

MADE IN LAGOS album.
Oh Boy, BigWiz is made mehn!

Wizzy.....
Baba Ooo...
For Ojuelegba.......(sing till fade)[/quote]The biggest Afrobeat album ever outta Naija....the greatest singer outta Naija...the most recognised outta Naija,richest outta Naija,most fashionable,most handsome,most awarded,greatest hits maker,...name it!!....STARBOY!!

Moneyfem:
Saw this � online and had to repost.

Shalom.

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A 37 years old lady chatted me two weeks ago, let's call her Ada. Ada came to me and complained that her husband's best friend from childhood who works in the same office with her husband and earns the same amount of salary saved up money, bought his wife a car and they went to Maldives for her 40th birthday.

Ada said she suspected her husband was cheating on her and he must have been giving money to another woman; that is why he's always broke. She wanted me to post it on my wall so that people will "advise her" on action to take to catch her husband. Because I do not post Junks on my wall, I started asking her some questions.

We did a messenger call. After much questioning and running back-to-back analysis without prejudice, we discovered some things.

Read carefully.

Ada's husband's childhood friend's wife works with a travel agency while Ada sells beads, zips and other tailoring items.

Childhood friend has 2 children. Twin boys of 17 who just entered university. Ada has 5 kids aged 2, 5, 8, 11 and 13.

Childhood friend is the last child out of 3 children, but Ada's husband is the 2nd born but first son out of 6 children.

Childhood friend has no father and mother again, but Ada's husband has a mother but no father.

Mrs Childhood friend's parents are retired Judges, but Ada's parents are in the village.

Mrs Childhood friend has just a younger brother who is an Air force officer and married with 2 kids, Ada has 3 younger siblings who are still struggling.

So suppose Ada's husband earns 300k,
He would pay the school fees of 5 children of which two are toddlers, send money to his mother, sort out one or two bills for some siblings,

While Childhood friend would just pay for 2 children school fees, he has no younger siblings to cater for, his wife's parents are well taken care off, he has no parents to send money to.

Mrs Childhood friend with her knowledge with the travel agency she works with knows when to get good ticket prices, she knows when they get bonus, she knows those countries that offer Visa on Arival like Rwanda, Maldives, Uganda and the Rest. She has no younger siblings to care for so she can save up her salary or commission to grab some last minute flight deals.

But Ada is just zip and button seller; if she sells, she would send money to her siblings.

Both men work and earn the same, but their responsibilities are different... way way different.

By the time I highlighted these to her, she felt guilty. I made sure she saw these because she was the one answering the questions.

Sometimes, before you pressure yourself over someone's achievements, think of the responsibilities you have.

You might earn more than a person who has a flashy car and lives in a good apartment, but you have more responsibilities than that person.

Someone earning 40k might be living your dream life and traveling round the world, but you who is earning 150k would think your village people have tied your destiny.

People would wonder why you don't dress well.
They would mock you that you don't know how to save money or plan your life like them,
They will say upon all your money you can't afford iphone 13 or human hair or nice suits.

Check the bills you have to pay,
Check the things that gulp your money and praise yourself. It's not everyone that even have the luxury of saving.

Some of us as the money comes, if we don't spend it on ourself and eat chicken and fish, our phone will ring and one person is asking for 5k.

You'll be paid 50k and in 30 minutes you're seeing something that resembles 2k in your account.

Some of you are actually doing better than you know, but you're so busy looking at other peoples farms and counting their achievements that you can't see yours.

Comparison leads to unhappiness.

#Lifted

Life no balance

Maximus85:
A man asked his wife to refund the money he gave her to cook soup because he said the soup didn't taste the way he expected?

Is he justified or just pure wickedness?

Your opinions please.

He's a muntula. ...wey I go even epp her cook better one,so she go know say she marry man wey Sabi....PURE WICKEDNESS!!

TheN1:
How many people actually love their job? To be honest, my job isn't so stressful, the pay is good and there is job security. I've worked there for over a decade but I'm still not happy going there every morning.
I don't feel fulfilled. Actually, I admire those who work for themselves, who work at their own pace. Anyway, the question remains, how many people are actually happy doing what they do? I'd love to hear.

Yes I love my job...if only these Lebanese can pay us well sha... ...my job gives me time to do other things and arrange myself,e just be say,as money dey enter bills they wait for domot.

edmaraja:
Africa, my Africa

Chai!!!!

Azin eh!!!!

maureensylvia:
Beans is a type of food that I cannot eat in someone's house no matter how it looks

Ever wondered why it's not served in an occasion?

Beans is proteinous in nature and with the plantain... It's a perfect combo

I so love beans alot, I can eat with pap, rice
I don't like beans and yam nor beans and potatoes

I'll be preparing my beans with a specie of beans called patasko
So I prepared beans and plantain this time.

I first washed my beans to remove dirts, hidden preservatives, put in pot and placed on fire

Lol...well...this is good to you and to some...but me I will teach you on how to prepare beans that even the president or world best cook can't resist...first white beans is trash!,most Igbos love it but I can never love white beans even though beans is my best food and the G.O.A.T of all food...Try use oloyin beans, secondly using big crayfish (Ede NLA) on beans does magic to its distinctive taste...let me not say much...let dem just book space for a beans cooking competition between me and you...trust me,u will know some men can cook better than many ladies..

Buckeyemedia1:
Guilty conscience, only JAH knows why he ran away from Nigeria? Only the guilty run, whilst no one is chasing.

What is in Nigeria that will make him stay?...not everyone loves a shithole...if I have my way,I will change nationality and never return here ever again.

kidap:
Source: https://ngg.ng/2022-budget-timi-frank-urges-nigerians-to-prepare-for-worst-times/

Whatever it is...I WILL SURVIVE and I will do GREAT!!.

Pataricatering:
its idiots like you that make women say you people are trash .

Oh...A pedophile and a rapist spotted...don't worry ,your type will rape your 13years old daughter,let's see how u react...Na wa o..who born u sef,e be like Na monkey.

[quote author= post=106609591]https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/10/man32-arrested-for-allegedly-defiling-neighbors-13-year-old-daughter-in-lagos-photo-2.html[/quote]Simp like this are the reason some ladies gat guts saying Trash about men.

PlayMaker14:
Mine happened years ago during the yultide season, she called me to the kitchen to bring my feet for her to measure with a broom stick. After the measurements, she went to Igbudú market, I was super excited knowing that a brand new shoe will follow her back home.

She came back from the market with only my sister's shoes, seeing how my faced changed to a Gambler who lost a ticket of N4mil because of one game, she said she will take me to the market the next day.

We got to Igbudú market very early and went straight to the shoe stand, my mom immediately point to one black shoes that looks like canoe and started exhibiting her bargain prowess. This went on for 30mins as both of them tried to persuade each other.

I heard when the seller was telling my mom that the last price is N2000 from an initial selling price of N3,500, and in her words; "Madam, your pikin go use this shoe taya"

My mom priced the shoe to N1200 and was even making it look like she's doing the seller a huge favor by adding the N200 on top.

The seller, with a swelled up face, reluctantly agreed and gave the canoe looking shoe to my mom.

I felt pity for the seller though, it was as if my mom targeted her that day.

We went home and all my homies started calling me "Mr. Canoe" because of the funny looking shoe which I wore for Christmas and New year pararding the streets of Warri visiting homes of Uncle's and Aunty's so they can "Do Christmas" for me.

I never liked following her to the market.

Blamziefarmz:
iPhone 11 but she Dey enter bus at 6am go work . Misplaced priority

I swear...lol