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Romance › Re: Man Collects Food He Bought For Ladies That Refused To Go Home With Him: Video by Johel(m): 10:57pm On Sep 20, 2021
Mercychen:
Must she follow him because he bought her something?
Must he get something in return for everything he gifts someone?

Can't he just do it for charity sakes?
I wonder why some men feel they can have you with any chicken change they spend on you.

Shame on him
Shame on yo hungry ass.
Crime › Re: NDLEA Operatives Storm Edo Forests, Destroy Hectares Of Cannabis Farms by Johel(m): 8:21am On Sep 20, 2021
Kayzy8:
NDLEA operatives storm Edo forests, destroy hectares of cannabis farms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJnJHVPCH8A
Illiterates... misplaced priorities
Celebrities › Re: Chris Rock Tests Positive For COVID-19 And Urges Fans To Get The Vaccine by Johel(m): 8:16am On Sep 20, 2021
Phones › Re: Reno Omokri: Nobody On Earth Needs An iPhone13 by Johel(m): 9:05am On Sep 19, 2021
NwekeUG:
Reno Omokri stated via his Instagram handle that making investments is necessary than owning an iPhone13, IgbereTV reports.

He wrote;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CT-VLpXsbSH/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Reno is always right.
Christianity Etc › Re: Online Or Physical Church? by Johel(m): 9:01am On Sep 19, 2021
SamgoldBaba:
Is online church a good option for a new convert?
Online church??... y'all have completely gone mad!!
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa: Some Men Are Scared Of Beautiful Women by Johel(m): 6:58pm On Sep 18, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
So true my dear. And not only beautiful women these men are scared of. They are also scared of independent and intelligent women. I once dated a guy who said he can never married an educated woman.

Even here on this forum once the see the writeup "The FUTURE is FEMALE", they get scared.
Please where's the independent and Intelligent lady?,....f"kk independent lady now,let's talk about intelligent lady...that's what attracts me most in any girl/lady or woman.
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa: Some Men Are Scared Of Beautiful Women by Johel(m): 6:55pm On Sep 18, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
https://punchng.com/some-men-are-scared-of-beautiful-women-toke-makinwa
I'm one of em...I just feel they come with a lota burden, problems,attitudes and headaches...I can only admire their beauty from afar without them even knowing but I can't approach any.
Food › Re: The Grasscutter And Bush Rat We Caught During Hunting by Johel(m): 3:41pm On Sep 18, 2021
Mercychen:
Rat?? Why rat?.. hm!
That one was kissing the grasscutter by the stomach sef...lol
Celebrities › Re: Blackface Cries Out "No Nigerian Music Award Has Given Me One Award: VIDEO by Johel(m): 2:12pm On Sep 18, 2021
galaxylauncher:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPGiw47MFok

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CT9iudZAFUv/?utm_medium=copy_link

Lalasticlala mukina2
Dem for still give am one award sha for his contribution to Naija music industry,he had hits back then...but I guess his bad attitude alongside pride ruined things up for him...He's someone like Peruzzi.
Celebrities › Re: Ehi Ogbebor Driver Dies: 'Hospital Knew You Wouldn’t Make It, Made Us Spend 10M' by Johel(m): 11:56am On Sep 18, 2021
ThreeEyedRaven:
Some of the hospitals are just Evil
All Nigerian hospitals are evil,I rather die than allow anyone dash out money to some useless doctor/Nurse in Naija.
Politics › Re: Abdulrasheed Bawa: I Cannot Expose Boko Haram Financiers - EFCC Boss (Video) by Johel(m): 2:47pm On Sep 17, 2021
Food › Re: Rising Cost Of Food: How It Has Changed My Eating Habit by Johel(m): 12:53pm On Sep 17, 2021
Davash222:
Like, you'll use the fufu to eat the meat without soup?
Me sef shock.
Romance › Re: Nigeria Lesbians Got Married Using Tattoos by Johel(m): 3:12pm On Sep 16, 2021
Chiffy:
Stupidity is definitely your first name and Ignorance is yoir middlrname.
Homosexuals are in the UK and US parliaments are enforcing schools to include homosexuality in their curricular; they are closing churches that don't bless gay marriages; they are ruining successful people's careers because these people do not encourage gay lifestyle. Ordinary people can no longer give their honest opinions about sexual orientation because they are scared of the backlash and their effect on their careers.

And the Idiot in you is asking me; how e take concern me. I will not wait till our case becomes irredeemable like the western world. I will speak against it and thunder fire the generation of anyone who counter me. Una dey mad. We are NOT gay... In Mugabe's voice
Lol grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Nigeria Lesbians Got Married Using Tattoos by Johel(m): 1:02pm On Sep 16, 2021
ThEGodFaThEr104:
No wahala. Your wish, your command.
Lol...so someone edited my comment to suit his narrative??...how gullible can one be??...poor bast**ds.
Romance › Re: Nigeria Lesbians Got Married Using Tattoos by Johel(m): 12:58pm On Sep 16, 2021
Chiffy:
You have probably imagined doing it to your mama before
Keep displaying your stupidity,Na u holy pass Na,chief judge...Eediot!
Romance › Re: Nigeria Lesbians Got Married Using Tattoos by Johel(m): 12:57pm On Sep 16, 2021
Chiffy:
He just told you the truth. Americans and europeans that engage in bestiality and zoophilia are not poverty stricken yet they do it.
Face it, this behaviour only evolves a continuous trajectory. The dot dot dot in lgbtqi... should be your indicator. One day paedophiles and bestial engagers will start seeking acceptance and people like you will shout live it and let live. Nonsense.
What's this one saying?...so Na homosexuals be Una problem?how their homosexuality disturb or affect your life?,or were u born to judge them?,who born u sef,who u be?,are you any better?,are u perfect?...face your life and let others live Theirs!!!...Una go dey there dey talk Wetin no concern Una papa while the pple u condemn make more progress...make Una dey use Una head think,not Una nyansh...Let God judge men according to their sins,it's his duty not yours,and if he pain you,carry them go court...Hypocrites!!
Romance › Re: Nigeria Lesbians Got Married Using Tattoos by Johel(m): 11:56am On Sep 16, 2021
ThEGodFaThEr104:
What do you understand by poverty mentality?
You just open your filthy gay mouth and be shouting upandan without knowing the meaning of what you're saying, Oponu.
U can go fukk yo mamas pu**y simp
Romance › Re: Nigeria Lesbians Got Married Using Tattoos by Johel(m): 11:15am On Sep 16, 2021
ThEGodFaThEr104:
Pray your children don't wake up one day and start sleeping with animals because then you'll realise what you've just said.
I said it...poverty stricken mentality...please get lost with your poor reasoning.
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy And Her Dog In Tongue-To-Tongue Kissing (Pictures, Video) by Johel(m): 11:14am On Sep 16, 2021
wallstreetnews:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWlN8WPhEF4

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CT38hPZgu7T/?utm_medium=copy_link
The dog is healthy...only a super rich guy can take this lady...I wish I'm that guy,but life no balance.
Romance › Re: Nigeria Lesbians Got Married Using Tattoos by Johel(m): 10:53am On Sep 16, 2021
Ikpunekenwa:
So heterosexuality is now equated to poverty stricken life?
Be wise...face ur life and leave dem to theirs...their homosexuality no concern you...besides who are you?...are you God?..face your life abeg,No be you holy pass.
Romance › Re: Nigeria Lesbians Got Married Using Tattoos by Johel(m): 10:10am On Sep 16, 2021
Morningblues:
What do you guys think?
They cool together,only God can Judge, happiness and healthy lifestyle is key...Homosexuals,metal heads,tattoo freaks,these are some of the most judged ones yet they are far far better than many of you here spewing trash...who are u to judge?..,fukk off and face your poverty fukking lives and let others live Theirs as it pleases em....Time will tell in all...Life is too wide for one to start channelling their thinking based on majority.
Family › Re: My Wife Left Me Because I Lost My Job. by Johel(m): 8:50am On Sep 16, 2021
Olivertwist1985:
My wife which we have been married for the past thirteen (13) years and have five(5) children, four boys and girl for me ,just left my house on Sunday to her parent house without informed me.

She left because we have little disagreement about monthly food allowance which I used to give her every month but I failed to give her this month when she requested for

She left with the girl which is six months old and a boy two years and left three boys for me.

Please I need your advice, should I go and beg her or I should forget about her and continue with my life. According to my family members, they said I should forget about her because of the manner she left.
Forget about her and move on with your life...when she's back to her sense she will come back.
Romance › Re: Men! How Do You Want Your Future Wife? by Johel(m): 8:48am On Sep 16, 2021
Brainard22:
Oya describe her grin...





Me I want coke shape grin

Good character, culinary skills kiss, home management skills, good IQ (I no want dull make my kids dull too)



Let's hear yours
Just a chubby pretty God fearing lady...Must be a worker too,age 28-40....that's all.
Sports › Re: UCL: How Ronaldo And Messi Performed In The First Games For Their New Teams by Johel(m): 8:03am On Sep 16, 2021
Kingcalls:
Now una wan blame neymar grin grin.... I tot u guys said the 3 be like the father, the son and the Holy spirit ... u said they will win CL ...una think say na by messi... the only hope they have is mbappe and not messi..unfortunately he got injured and the team crumbled....

Football is about team spirit and not individual stars ... Ronaldo is good at motivating teammates compared to Messi... ... messi remains the most overrated player in history of football

Teams like brugge wey PSG de knack on a regular b4...

At least Ronaldo score... I was waiting for messis assist or dribbles or key passes or man of the match award to turn to goals and win them the game grin grin
Small pikin dey worry u...or maybe u just started watching soccer...if u have sense u will know that in football anything can happen and besides,it's all just starting ok...so relax and watch how your ororo flops with his bunch of losers.
Sports › Re: UCL: How Ronaldo And Messi Performed In The First Games For Their New Teams by Johel(m): 8:01am On Sep 16, 2021
Treasure17:
Ronaldo with three goals already and Messi with zero. Reason we were saying Messi should try another league to prove his dominance in football. I know my GOAT. The anointed one Cristiano Ronaldo.
Shutup!...you will shed tears of blood in the end,I bet my kidney on that...and I will be here to torment you when the time comes...it's not by the beginning but the end...there's only one superman and that's the GOAT MESSI.
Crime › Re: Mistress, 26, Baths Housewife With Hot Water Over Husband by Johel(m): 7:42am On Sep 16, 2021
arinze198:
https://pmexpressng.com/mistress-26-baths-housewife-with-hot-water-over-husband/
Some of the most evil Nigerians leave around ikotun and ejigbo axis.
Sports › Re: MARCA: The Circus Around Cristiano Ronaldo In England Is Embarrassing! by Johel(m): 8:23pm On Sep 15, 2021
fourboys:
Soon Manchester fans will realize that Ronaldo is a luxury problem waiting to explode ... He only stand for tapin

Modified:: pls all man u fans should chill and stop quoting me, have u ask urselves this question, why did juve kicked Ronaldo out in that mannerhuhhuh?? Come on the guy is 5times balon d'or winner why??

Ans: He doesn't do build up plays, current world class coaches cannot sign Ronaldo, he only wait for TAPINS
U Sabi am...
Romance › Re: The Kind Of A Woman Every Man Dreams Of (Picture) by Johel(m): 8:19pm On Sep 15, 2021
Amb1045:
@jagzangel: My first salary came yesterday and immediately I received alert, I rushed to my husband and asked him how much he needs me to contribute after informing him that my salary has been paid.

Oga thought I was joking and mentioned a figure thinking I was going to contest because it was almost all my salary, I just carried my phone and transferred it to him.

It was doing him like film, I then went ahead to pay the salary of our children's lesson teacher so that he would stop thinking about it.

That's when I realized that he was doing so much without complaining He sees it like his duty and even when the financial burden is too much, he struggles to pay without asking me.

He was so surprised and happy, I know that my money is just a fraction of what he brings but he felt like I gave him millions.

I then told him that I am putting in the effort to make more money so that I can still reduce his stress. He didn't marry a responsibility, he married an helper and he should be feeling more relaxed than when he was single.

I have never felt entitled to anybody's pocket and I won't do that with my husband.

Omo, oga went to the market without even telling me, stocked up the home.

Cooked and served me o, this small support has gone a long way to settle silent quarrels that I didn't even know about.

I will keep working harder and doing my best, men also need support, they are not supermarket. Men needs our support too

Written by a virtuous woman!

“Men are not Supermarkets”... they still need help �
Abeg make Una getat...Na now Una dey get sense...Yen Yen Yen.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh: My Ex-Lover Threatening To Expose My Nudes by Johel(m): 8:17pm On Sep 15, 2021
Science/Technology › Re: The Moment 200lb Hyena Pounced On An Elderly Man In India (Pics, Video) by Johel(m): 5:46pm On Sep 15, 2021
Foreign Affairs › Re: The World Is At Pivotal Moment - Antonio Guterres (Pictures) by Johel(m): 5:44pm On Sep 15, 2021

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