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Politics › Re: Sell Nigeria Instead Of Taking N6 Trillion Fresh Loan - Timi Frank Tells Buhari by Johel(m): 8:10am On Apr 11, 2022
Politics › Re: Mubarak Bala: Soyinka Accuses Ganduje Of Hypocrisy Over Atheist’s Imprisonment by Johel(m): 8:09am On Apr 11, 2022
Romance › Re: Groom's Wedding Outfit Causes A Stir Online (Photo) by Johel(m): 8:07am On Apr 11, 2022
chukwuibuipob:
cool Michael Jackson is back
When did Michael dress like a mad man?...please put some respect on MJs name.
Romance › Re: Groom's Wedding Outfit Causes A Stir Online (Photo) by Johel(m): 8:06am On Apr 11, 2022
sissoko89:
Shay white wedding nah ur mate
What's this?...that guy needs see a psychiatrist asap
Foreign Affairs › Re: NATO To Deploy Permanent Military Force On Its Border With Russia by Johel(m): 8:26pm On Apr 10, 2022
lalasticlala:
https://africa.businessinsider.com/news/nato-will-deploy-a-permanent-full-scale-military-force-on-its-border-with-russia-to/qwphcz7
Mumu dem...Russia got no business with you fukks...his target his some parts of Ukraine,and until he's done,y'all will keep peeing on your pants.
Education › Re: In Your Secondary School Days, People Who Sat At The Back Were Known As? by Johel(m): 7:28pm On Apr 10, 2022
Enemyofpeace:
In my secondary school days, people who sat at the back seats were known as "Council of Elders"

Most of them were older than secondary school age. They had children at home

When the teacher is teaching in class, they will be doing back up voice at the back. They also steal notes and people's textbooks alot

Even when they make noise, you dare not put their names in the list of noise makers , else you go collect

I remember when I added one of them to the list of noise makers, the eyes he used in looking at me eh, I had to remove his name immediately so that I could go home in peace and not in pieces.
Back benchers,they see them as olodos wey dey hide from teachers class questions.
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Angrily Smashes Phone Of A Fan Filming Him After Man-U's Loss (Video) by Johel(m): 7:27pm On Apr 10, 2022
Crime › Re: White Lady Who Stabbed Her Nigerian Boyfriend To Death Is Seen At A Bar Chilling by Johel(m): 5:42pm On Apr 10, 2022
ayloveit:
White woman who stabbed her Nigerian boyfriend to death is seen at a bar having a drink while her victim's family mourn.

Courtney Tailor Clenney stabbed Christian Toby Obumseli, a Nigerian-American man to death on Sunday, April 3, at their apartment in Miami.

Courtney was arrested but she threatened to kill herself so the police committed her to a mental health centre under the Baker Act

In Florida, officers can commit a person to a mental health treatment centre for up to 72 hours by using the state’s Baker Act.

Courtney has not been charged and she's walking free.

see video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ierb5pb56cU
No one cares about the African man.
Entertainment › Re: I Vowed To Do Michael Jackson’s Dangerous Dance Before I Die!!! by Johel(m): 5:12pm On Apr 10, 2022
Contango:
I am not a dancer, but a huge fan of Michael Jackson. My favorite choreography has always been the dangerous dance and I had vowed to do it before I die!!!

Definitely far from MJ and other professional imitators but I am happy I was able to whip something up.

Show some love guys cheesy
Video quality not good though

I vow to do smooth criminal if I get some encouragement tongue


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suRad3181zQ
Wao!...bro, I was feeling this while watching.,...Michael Jackson is my favourite man in the world after Lord Jesus...Drop your network let me recharge your line with something small just to appreciate this masterpiece...I really enjoyed it! grin grin grin grin...well done
Career › Re: Cooking For My Married Boss: Right Or Wrong by Johel(m): 3:08pm On Apr 10, 2022
Dorwadora:
Good evening my Romancelanders and Nairalanders. I hope y'all been having a good day?

Here's the thing.

Due to the ASUU strike I decided to get a job around my school instead of going home because Ekiti has become home for me. I resumed work on Monday, that's 6 days ago. I and my boss have not been having any issue. He gives the command and I get the work done but recently he has been giving me his home key to go and cook for him. The first time I was surprised because giving your house key to someone you barely know is a bit weird to me but since Monday that I've started the work, I've been to his house 4 times cooking stew or vegetable soup. I'm there right now embarassed embarassed embarassed frying meats.

I am seriously not comfortable with the arrangement but I can't say no because I really need to keep the job and save up. He's married but his wife is not staying with him and cooking and cleaning is the job of a wife not a staff.

Please house how can I stop this whole charade without losing the job?
Continue with the job but make sure you avoid all forms of temptation,atleast be of good example that people ain't the same...Hide nothing and be genuine with your intentions,because ones the wife knows,there might be issues,but your innocence will clear all doubts...Good luck.
Crime › Re: NDLEA Intercepts parcels Of Cocaine, Drugged Beverage At Lagos, Enugu Airports by Johel(m): 1:30pm On Apr 10, 2022
Sleekfingers:
Man must survive by selling illicit drugs abi? Sometimes, I just wonder how some nigerians dey reason..... Always looking for excuses for their failure and stupidities
Your headache wink
Crime › Re: NDLEA Intercepts parcels Of Cocaine, Drugged Beverage At Lagos, Enugu Airports by Johel(m): 1:30pm On Apr 10, 2022
Drella:
See this drugs apologist..

All these flat headed cartels dey vex me!
If dem dey vex you...hit your head for wall... tongue
Crime › Re: NDLEA Intercepts parcels Of Cocaine, Drugged Beverage At Lagos, Enugu Airports by Johel(m): 12:26pm On Apr 10, 2022
fergie001:
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Man must survive...as country no work,Wetin make men do?...abeg free the drugs and arrest them jor...jail them for only 3months and set them free on 2m bail each,simple and fair,life goes on...they should be careful with importations...world government can't stop drug business,no be today..

NDLEA just dey act film because of their own share.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Luiza Rozova: Inside Putin’s Daughter’s Gaudy & Gold-Plated Penthouse (Pictures) by Johel(m): 7:53am On Apr 10, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:
Source: The Sun
Bias, sentimental and judgmental post...what's your business with Putin's family?

..You calling him different names and labelling him in somewhat way doesn't change the man that he is..

Russia is a great progressive country,and it shows that Putin is a man that fights for the good of his people,

Have you ever fought for what you love before in your life??...

Dey put nose for Wetin no concern you..why not Dig Ukrainian President,or doesn't he have family too?.

Or do you expect billionaires to live life of the low?

What do you sought to achieve in this your post?
Foreign Affairs › Re: UK To Send 120 Armoured Vehicles To Ukraine As Boris Johnson Meets Zelensky by Johel(m): 7:30am On Apr 10, 2022
Politics › Re: 2023: Give APC Another Chance, Lawan Begs Nigerians by Johel(m): 7:22am On Apr 10, 2022
Islie:
https://dailytrust.com/2023-give-apc-another-chance-lawan-begs-nigerians
They keep cashing out on Nigerians because most nigerians are compound fools..God forbid abomination.
Politics › Re: 2023: Give APC Another Chance, Lawan Begs Nigerians by Johel(m): 7:21am On Apr 10, 2022
Islie:
https://dailytrust.com/2023-give-apc-another-chance-lawan-begs-nigerians
They keep cashing out on Nigerians because most nigerians are compound fools....God forbid abomination.
Romance › Re: I'm Crushing Or Liking My Reverend, What Can I Do? by Johel(m): 7:11am On Apr 10, 2022
AntiMen:
I'm married with two beautiful children..
I love my husband no doubt....
But I noticed that I'm beginning to like my reverend, I don't know how to explain this...
He is married with children too but we are kinda fond of each other...
How do I stop this unusual feeling , I can't stop going to church cos my husband would be mad at me.
Hmmm....this is the second time...I know a married lady who's having intimate affairs with a fada (Priest)...

Omo...y'all are on your own o,but think of the consequences if caught..

And again think of the almighty cos he's always watching (Fear of God).
Celebrities › Re: "I'm Not A Cross Dresser" - Bobrisky by Johel(m): 7:07am On Apr 10, 2022
Niece:
Nigerian crossdresser, Okuneye Idris Olanrewaju known popularly as Bobrisky has reacted to a bill by the House of Representatives to prescribe sanctions for cross-dressing in Nigeria.

Bobrisky in his post on Instagram said he is not a crossdresser but a transgender.

Her post reads;


Everyone to his/her own life...


In a following up post he wrote;



https://www.instagram.com/p/CcJUDM6Imgt/

lalasticlala
Everyone to his/her own life.
Celebrities › Re: "I'm Not A Cross Dresser" - Bobrisky by Johel(m): 7:06am On Apr 10, 2022
Niece:
Nigerian crossdresser, Okuneye Idris Olanrewaju known popularly as Bobrisky has reacted to a bill by the House of Representatives to prescribe sanctions for cross-dressing in Nigeria.

Bobrisky in his post on Instagram said he is not a crossdresser but a transgender.

Her post reads;


Everyone to his/her own life...


In a following up post he wrote;



https://www.instagram.com/p/CcJUDM6Imgt/

lalasticlala
Celebrities › Re: Williams Uchemba Sent Back To Driving School For Driving Above Speed Limit In UK by Johel(m): 7:04am On Apr 10, 2022
NwekeUG:
Williams Uchemba Sent Back To Driving School For Driving Above Speed Limit In The UK (Video)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQJs7R61flI

Nigerian entertainer, Williams Uchemba, has been ordered to an online driving school in the United Kingdom after he was caught overspeeding, IGBERETV reports.

Following his offence which resulted to hours of online driving lessons, the actor shared a video of himself with the caption;


https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cb3MDHxoVFj/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

One of his followers who reacted to the video, asked the actor to be grateful he wasn’t fined alongside the driving lessons.

Another wrote: “He’s lucky. In Germany dem go fine am join and dey will reduce 2 points from his licence, next tym na to revoke him licence for 2 years…. policies like dis is the reason why you don’t have to pray, bind and cast b4 travelling to cancel accident. But in 9ja, trailer driver go drink 10 bottles b4 entering the wheel…. how pple nor go dey die on the road everyday??”

https://igberetvnews.com/1417802/williams-uchemba-sent-back-driving-school-driving-speed-limit-uk-video/
Later they will say motor get accident,this one die,that one sustain injury,another one break leg...Most accidents are caused by overspending!,humans should learn how to drive at moderate acceleration,they don't know they will enjoy their cars more when driving moderately and not high speed....Humans are the problem of this world...The world itself is beautiful.
Career › Re: What Is A Well-paying Job In Nigeria? by Johel(m): 1:33pm On Apr 09, 2022
zeenaman:
What's the definition of a well-paying job in Nigeria? What range of salary can be regarded as well-paying?
500k monthly is a good paying job
Politics › Re: 100% Of Arrested Hoodlums In Anambra Are Not Anambra Indigenes - Soludo by Johel(m): 11:37pm On Apr 08, 2022
CyynthiaKiss:
Who knows this clown might end up being the worst Governor in Nigeria.. Did he become a governor to provide for Anambra people or did he become a governor to use Ipob to chase clout ?

What made him think he can achieve what other four governors couldn't achieve jointly alone ?
Why can't him leave IPOB and do what he was elected to do.. Setting up committe up and down because of IPOB, granting amnesty to IPOB as if IPOBS are Islamic terrorists that needs rehabilitation ...

Soludo focus on the government, your 100 days in office is around the corner.. Maybe that day you will sing Ipob national anthem .

Idiots ss are free to wail on my mention
Oga..shut up,...The hoodlums in Lagos alone..90% yorubas,the population alone fi be like one small nation,Just go to Oshodi,Mushin,Agege,Ajegunle,ojuelegba etc and see them...Travel to east, hoodlums there are mostly yorubas too,tho there are few Igbos amongst them,not as much as yorubas...the 10% is for the Igbo hoodlums... Recognise truth when you see it,and shun being bias and hypocritical.
Politics › Re: 100% Of Arrested Hoodlums In Anambra Are Not Anambra Indigenes - Soludo by Johel(m): 11:32pm On Apr 08, 2022
Omicronvaccine:
The Executive Governor of Anambra State, Prof Charles Chukwuma Soludo CFR visits Aguata LGA Headquarters to ascertain the level of damage caused by arsonists and hoodlums also known as "Unknown Gun Men", IGBERETV reports.



https://www.facebook.com/100062748128001/posts/406180044816930/
Lagos and Ogun State especially...then Ibadan.
TV/Movies › Re: Academy Bans Will Smith From Oscars For 10 Years Over Chris Rock Slap by Johel(m): 8:54pm On Apr 08, 2022
Science/Technology › Re: Largest Bat In Africa by Johel(m): 8:52pm On Apr 08, 2022
Ijaya123:
This is a bat, a Hammer-headed bat, the largest bat species in Africa.
Ugly creature....eeew!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Dmitry Muratov Attacked On Train In Russia by Johel(m): 4:41pm On Apr 08, 2022
Igbofam:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/dereksaul/2022/04/07/nobel-prize-winning-russian-journalist-dmitry-muratov-attacked-on-train-in-russia/amp/
I wish I'm working with Putin directly...I would have advised him to go nuclear and wipe out his enemies without mercy.
Politics › Re: Northerner Threatens To Commit Suicide If Amaechi Fails To Contest For President by Johel(m): 4:11pm On Apr 08, 2022
SATANICALLY:
According to Abubakar
Misplaced priority.
Politics › Re: Old Man Weeps On Seeing Nnamdi Kanu In Court (Photos) by Johel(m): 2:31pm On Apr 08, 2022
Politics › Re: Old Man Weeps On Seeing Nnamdi Kanu In Court (Photos) by Johel(m): 2:30pm On Apr 08, 2022
Kestolove:
Useless oldman supporting a failed leader that has being on one shirt for the pass 5month....
That shirt can buy your entire household wardrobe.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Attacks Kramatorsk Train Station In Ukraine, 39 People Killed by Johel(m): 2:29pm On Apr 08, 2022
like1:
Are you guys nuts or what? For real? So it is about who gets humbled and who begs who. We Africans truly deserve the way everyone in the world sees us, like for real?
Stop crying.

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