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Crime › Re: Police Arrest 2 With Fresh Human Head & Hands In Kwara (Graphic Pix) by Johel(m): 12:31pm On Apr 25, 2022
Romanoff:
The moment you can kill and dismember a human being like this, you've lost the right to be called a human being.

You should be killed like the animal that you are.

That looks like a little boy, not even up to 18.
Simple and clear,let those that kill innocents for ritual purposes be killed,but police will be investigating what they don't know because of money wey dem wan chop,they prolong the matter yet justice might not even prevail...we've seen many ritualists being caught,but do we ever hear what happens afterwards??.
Crime › Re: Police Arrest 2 With Fresh Human Head & Hands In Kwara (Graphic Pix) by Johel(m): 12:24pm On Apr 25, 2022
Celebrities › Re: Adekunle Gold Surprised His Wife, Simi With Cake On Nigerian Idol by Johel(m): 12:21pm On Apr 25, 2022
Gracedavid125:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rr1phEUsnI

Popular Nigerian musician, Adekunle Kosoko, who goes by the the stage name Adekunle Gold surprised his wife, Simi Bolatito Kosoko, also a popular musician, at an on-going Nigerian Talent Show, Nigerian Idol.

Simi who is one of the top judges in Nigerian Idol alongside with her other colleague, D’banj had her birthday, April 19, 2022.

Meanwhile, Intel Region reported that Adekunle Gold wrote her beautiful wife, Simi epistle on her birthday.

Adekunle Gold wanted to make her birthday extra memorable, so he teamed up with her Nigerian Idol coworkers to surprise her. He pretended to be a super fan and showed up with a birthday cake when it was time for his performance.

Simi was blown away, and she couldn’t speak for the next three minutes. She eventually stepped up to embrace her husband and, of course, kiss him.
Rubbish... business is business,keep your romance at home....wo, Wetin concern me sef,sheybe dem Kuku get money.
Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests Drug Baron, Ukatu Behind N3bn Tramadol Linked To Abba Kyari's Team by Johel(m): 12:17pm On Apr 25, 2022
fergie001:
Femi Babafemi
Director, Media & Advocacy
NDLEA Headquarters, Abuja
Monday 25th April 2022
NDLEA are really daft....tramadol isn't a hard drug,it's pain relief...arrest those who abuse it and leave the drug itself alone.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Arrested In Delhi With $354K Heroine by Johel(m): 7:25am On Apr 25, 2022
epondudu:
He adopted that name just to tarnish the Yoruba image.
See frustration...lol...Na you help am adopt the name Abi?... nincompoop.
Celebrities › Re: Men Are Not Approaching Me — Esther Uzodinma (Video) by Johel(m): 7:20am On Apr 25, 2022
Mooh247:
undecided



Then approach men




.
Abi
Foreign Affairs › Re: Macron Reelected For Second Term As French President by Johel(m): 7:18am On Apr 25, 2022
Crime › Re: Ogun Police Arrest Man For Raping 20-year-old In Church (photo) by Johel(m): 7:17am On Apr 25, 2022
FutureIsFemale:
*Nigerian men*
Yorubas respectively
Celebrities › Re: Don’t Use Android Phone To Camera Me; Use iPhone 13 – Portable Warns Fan (Video) by Johel(m): 7:13am On Apr 25, 2022
BIDOO:
This guy is a clown grin
With all the money ,he still look like gutter,and talks like a fool,..Tell me camera wey better pass Samsung, Google pixel,one + and Sony respectively?....iPhone13 pro max camera no reach.... ignorance in one human being and his name is portable.
Travel › Re: What Is The Best Country In The World For Nigerians To Relocate To And Why? by Johel(m): 10:39am On Apr 24, 2022
Mrbenny001:
I'm waiting those that will mention Russia... grin grin
I actually just did grin grin
Travel › Re: What Is The Best Country In The World For Nigerians To Relocate To And Why? by Johel(m): 10:36am On Apr 24, 2022
essentialone:
What is the Best Country in the World for Nigerians to Relocate to for Studies and Work purposes, and Why?

Not street hustling ooo. Lol
Russia...but abeg,learn their language.
Romance › Re: She Gave Me Gonorrhea Should I Dump Her? by Johel(m): 10:33am On Apr 24, 2022
Starzo:
why e no go burst wey you enter store go buy 5h condom

Buy better quality, una go say e too cost and na una Sabi rough style pass
U are still a novice...No worry, experience is the best teacher..
Travel › Re: Relocating To Senegal With Family by Johel(m): 10:33am On Apr 24, 2022
Mhizsleeq4eva:
Hi Nlanders! Pls i need your opinions. A family friend is planning to relocate with his family(wife & 2 kids) to Senegal or any other good African country. He said he has about a million. His wife is a teacher,while he's an artist (fine artist). He'll also appreciate if countries where art is appreciated can be suggested.
Senegal is good.
Travel › Re: Is There Any White Country Nigeria Is Better Than? by Johel(m): 10:31am On Apr 24, 2022
BigDawsNet:
Countries with highest Gdp

Nigeria made no 30 on the list...

So I guess we are better Dan Countries above 30
Be deceiving yourself
Travel › Re: Is There Any White Country Nigeria Is Better Than? by Johel(m): 10:30am On Apr 24, 2022
DroppingLiquid:
Just one. I'm writing an article on this
None...most African countries better pass Naija sef.
Culture › Re: Alaafin Of Oyo’s 18 Wives Now Available For Suitors - Oyo Chief by Johel(m): 10:22am On Apr 24, 2022
Sports › Re: Tyson Fury Knocks Out Dillian Whyte With Brutal Uppercut, Retains WBC title by Johel(m): 10:21am On Apr 24, 2022
HonNL:
Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7090875/tyson-fury-vs-dillian-whyte

Tyson Fury knocks out Dillian Whyte with brutal uppercut to stay world heavyweight king



SOURCE
Black men and mouth...
Romance › Re: She Gave Me Gonorrhea Should I Dump Her? by Johel(m): 10:18am On Apr 24, 2022
God1000:
You were careless man, you didn't use protection.
This life is precious, don't do things that will mar you
And who told u protection is 100% safe?...Abi condom no dey burst...u still dey learn.
Romance › Re: She Gave Me Gonorrhea Should I Dump Her? by Johel(m): 10:16am On Apr 24, 2022
Olamila:
Hello nairaland I'm so afraid right now because of what is happening to my vital part (pnis).

Since last week I have being having discomfort in my pnis after sxx with my girlfriend. So I didn't know what is causing it, I tot it was due to rough sxx drive that my pnis was paining me but everything changed when I discovered something was dropping out of my pipe so I went to a secret place to take a deep look and i discovered it's doesn't look like what I have seen before in my life.

So I began to research online and saw it could be gonorrhoea, although I haven't done any test to be factual but with the description of the symptoms I can be sure I'm correct in my assertion.

Now I have checked myself for the last 3 months (sex record) no sex with anyone else or even throughout the moment I met her. I have tried to be careful with my sex life maintaining only her as a sex partner.

She is in her early 20s and I know that girls at this age have high sex drive but what kept me confused is that she always says that I'm the only one that she normally sxx with ever since we met. She only said her ex tried little but her major sxx life is with me ever since we met.

Now I don't know what to do with her or believe because this issue of infection is very hard for me to bear. I don't like hearing it that's even why I prefer to masturbate than intercourse because to be honest condoms things isn't really my thing. She claims she loves me and I'm seeing it at least she's trying compared to others I have met before but the issue now is that I can't just imagine myself keep treating infection or I don't no what she's doing at my back whether the infection is natural or she caught it with someone. I'm confused I met her since last year. Please I need advice help a brother I'm one of you guys.

This image is about second handed phone I warned her not to buy but she bought it now I just discovered, an the phone had started giving her issues just within a day.
She's seeing multiple guys and using dirty toilets...you have been infected with STD, go see a doctor...before u dump the girl,tell her to go treat herself too so she won't transfer it to her generation.,but I advise u end the relationship.
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Jato-Aka In Benue, Slaughter Family Of 5 (Graphic) by Johel(m): 2:26pm On Apr 23, 2022
NaijaCoverBlog:
Suspected Fulani herdsmen have killed a family of five and six other people at Waya community in Jato-Aka of Turan council ward of Kwande Local Government Area of Benue State.

The incident happened on Thursday, April 21, while the victims were working at their various farms but the search for their bodies began at night and 11 corpses had been recovered as of Friday morning.

Villagers told journalists that the deceased were silently hacked to death on the farms and that many got to know of the incident when relatives started raising alarm over the whereabouts of their loved ones who went to the farms and did not return.

According to locals, a search party for the missing people immediately went to the various farms only to discover dead bodies in different locations.

“So far, 11 corpses had been recovered. They include a whole family – a man, his wife and three children, including a toddler, in one farm – while the remaining six persons were found on different farms," a local said.

"As we speak, a search is still ongoing for more missing persons and there are indications that more bodies would be found,” a villager said.

The villagers listed names of some of the recovered bodies severely mutilated to include; Gbaeren Orsoo, Terdoo Tsega, Bemdoo Tsega, Abacha Tsega, Terkaa Tsega, Aôndoaseer Tyov, Iorhen Atim and Aôndowase Igba among others.

Chairman of Kwande LGA, Mrs. Tartor Chianson, who confirmed the attack, said eight bodies before were recovered before she left the area for Makurdi to report the incident.

Chianson, who spoke to journalists by telephone, said the slain victims have been deposited in the morgue while troops of Operation While Stroke (OPWS) are still combing the bush for more recoveries.

She said it was even difficult at the moment to determine the exact figure of causality as their could be more corpses in the bush following complaints of missing persons by their relatives.

"My people went to the farm on Thursday because it rained on Wednesday night so they went to the farm to prepare the land for planting and they were ambushed and killed differently in their farms at Waya community close to Anwase," she explained.

"The attackers came few days ago, and set a lot of houses ablaze, they also kidnapped some other persons, took away their machines and later brought their mutilated bodies and dumped.

"All that they are doing is just to collect our ancestral homes as I speak with you five council wards are under siege, they include Mbachura, Kumakwagh, Yaav, Moon and Mbaikyur. Over 50 persons have lost their lives in the area in the last three months."

Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/4/fulani-herdsmen-attack-benue-community-slaughter-family-of-five-six-others-graphic-photos.html
Of what gain is all the killings for??
Romance › Re: Guys, How Will You React to this pics? by Johel(m): 2:16pm On Apr 23, 2022
Islandlady:
Imagine you had a fight with your girlfriend b4 going to work and you came back and see that she has destroyed your hard earned properties like the pics below

What would your reaction or first action be??

Remember violence is not an option grin
No issues,I will arrest her or make sure I wreck her family by suing her....damages 50 million..
Nairaland General › Re: One Thing You Always Manage To Buy No Matter How Broke You Are? by Johel(m): 2:14pm On Apr 23, 2022
Olowomi11:
What is the one thing you always manage to buy no matter how broke you are?

Me- Data
Food
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Advises 2baba And Annie Idibia On Raising 13-yr-old Isabella by Johel(m): 2:14pm On Apr 23, 2022
Freezby2020:
Self-acclaimed investigative journalist, Kemi Olunloyo has shared her two cent with celebrity couple, 2baba and Annie Idibia on how to train their eldest daughter, Isabella Idibia.

In the wake of Chrisland school alleged rape case, Olunloyo advised the parents to sit their daughter who is fast growing and lecture her on sex education.

She told the couple to start now and stop sexualizing children. In her words:
The mother of two had posted some lovely photos on her verified Instagram platform, where she hinted that her entire world are displayed on the slides.
She got a boyfriend already..... likely she's having sex or being touched, reason being for the rapid growth.
Celebrities › Re: Caroline Danjuma: Linda Ikeji Was Part Of The Reasons My Marriage Failed by Johel(m): 7:43am On Apr 23, 2022
olayinka00:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwjv61q0TY8

Linda Ikeji was part of the reasons my marriage failed - Carolyna Hutchings

In the 3rd episode of Real Housewives of Lagos reality shows, Carolyna blows hot as she defends herself against Laura Ikeji who had revealed that the reason she doesn't vibe with Carolyna was that she insulted her sister, Linda.

Linda will forever be a single mother..
Politics › Re: NURTW Calls For Peaceful Coexistence, Appeals To Sanwo-Olu by Johel(m): 7:37am On Apr 23, 2022
Politics › Re: Protesters Storm Jonathan's Office Ask Him To Join 2023 Presidential Race by Johel(m): 10:56am On Apr 22, 2022
Romance › Re: Men This Is What Women Bring To The Table. by Johel(m):
Animegirl:
Put the microphone on speaker.

Men if you can't carry nine month old pregnancy or go through labour, you don't have any right to ask us what we bring to the table. T for thanks.
This is senseless, without a sperm can y'all female get pregnant?...Abi are we God that bestowed pregnancy on y'all?,God cursed men and women ok...it's clear that it's only pussy y'all ladies this days bring to the table that's why many of you don't reason with your brains,y'all reason with your pussies.
Phones › Re: At What Age Should A Child Be Allowed To Have A Mobile Phone With Internet? by Johel(m): 5:13pm On Apr 21, 2022
AdiokOnoNland:
Have been curious to ask this question for a long now but thanks for today have finally asked it.

So please I want to know at what age should a child be allowed to have a mobile phone with internet?
Age 18
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To ₦100 Million APC Nomination Form. Carpets EFCC by Johel(m): 11:00am On Apr 21, 2022
Saao:
think first before posting okay
And 80 fools liked such a nonsense comment and 7 idiots shared it..Na wa.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To ₦100 Million APC Nomination Form. Carpets EFCC by Johel(m): 10:57am On Apr 21, 2022
LeoDeKing:
Reno omocriminal feeding his pigs with cud to chew since time immemorial.

Pretty sure if the form were to be 1k, the town crier would have come up with another set of delicacy for his brainless followers to masticate as usual.

Clown has been crying for the past 7 years to no avail, but it hasn't still down on him to have.
reappraisal.

Useless being with foolish subjects. cheesy
You are useless just like the "P" is psychology...Tell me if what he said was wrong?..
Politics › Re: The Moment Tinubu Said 'Tweeting On WhatsApp' (Video) by Johel(m): 10:50am On Apr 21, 2022
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Launches New "SATAN 2" Nuclear Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile (Pix) by Johel(m): 10:17pm On Apr 20, 2022

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