Free this odun guy nau. He's probably suffering from terminal unadmitted constipation

Sanguine:





yeah that's very much allowed.

wat course and what level in dis upcoming session?

pseudonomer:

Trying to remain completely anonymous on NL. I major in Mathematics, that's all I can give out now.
What about chu?

. What level?

@Sanguine..am a very frustrated funaabite o..

Odunhana: He underlined a word. I underlined a sentence and a grammatical blunder........... Bloody Civilian.

Na when u bekum GBAGAUN DETECTOR? Hahahaha

Ade22 victoria: dude since u said 56 nd above was admitted for acctin for d 2 batches i guess 52 nd above wud be admitted for d supplementary abi wah do u tink

vickie sweerie..that supplementary list is for survivor of the fittest or shall we say PRAYERFUL..d students admitted on it are very small in number compared to d 1st and 2nd lists.GOODLUCK

And most of my friends wonder why i don't post of NL's FUNAAB thread anymore. Some peeps just believe that their 250 in JAMB and 60 in Post Utme guarantees them automatic admission without putting into context the competitive nature of their chosen courses. I'm a 300lvl student and i've seen real Sh..it happen..

Mondisweets: AFRICAN GUYS

1st floor- decent looking girls with jobs
" well she isn't dependent but she they are not the prettiest girls on earth, we need something to boost our ego with."

They go up to 2nd floor- they are pretty girls with jobs (from average families)
"well they are pretty and independent but they don't have don't have wealthy parents, I doubt we would want them to become our responsibliy when they retire

They go op to 3rd floor-pretty girls, with jobs (from wealthy families)
"well she might be independent but they will become a problem, they won't submit to us. You can't command the, to do whatever you want them to do.

They go up to the 4th floor- independent, pretty, very cultured girls
"well they sound much better but I also want big yansh and boooobs to cuddle at night. They go to the next floor

They go up to the 5th floor- independent, pretty, very cultured girls with booty
"this sounds much better but their tummies are not as flat as I would want my wife to have and besides they are not light skinned enough. We want a low budget version of Bella Gonzalez. They have to be versions too but they have to be really good in bed right from the start.

They go up to the 6th floor- 20,435,571 of them on that floor and they aren't any women there. This serves as proof that African guys (especially the NL ones) expect non-existent women to pop up from nowhere to fulfil their feeble fantasies

SMH!!..na oversabi dey worry u..waste of data..not even relative to the topic

rioemmanuel:

What's dis one saying

help me ask am o..e don waste him 5mb finish be dat

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go and die

mumumugu: A thread opened by another anti -goodluck.

No matter what you say, goodluck for president 2015

u mumu pass ur username.ornery dude

Now i know say dis OP jobless no be small.#fullsentence

Decryptor: Why did Vanguard twist the victims name from Nwanogah to "Wanogha"? Abi they don't want us to know that the useless teacher killed and Igbo pupil? Thank God that they even gave the name of the teacher "Alade Adebayo" instead of the usual "Names Withheld"! Their governor is chasing igbos out of Lagos, this one resorted in killing! Jisie nu ike! Eko oni bad je o

Bigot Alert! .eleyi ti ya werey o

Idrismusty97:

1 dislikes

gbagaun

damibravo: 1. Did the teacher enjoyed beating the kid?

2. Was the teacher Depressed?

3. Does he beat other pupil like that?

4. Does he get angry so easily?

5. Does the Teacher have a Step-Mother?

6. Is the kid an 'abiku'

7. am i jobless?

from no 1-6 .google says ur too inquisitive...no 7. It actually says Yes

mustaphagreens:
so house too dey get footprints Na wa o oyinbo pple and their wahala wetin cm concern house with footprint na abi im get legs? Vewi soon una go begin talk of shoe size

even bust size sef

crackhaus:
Wrong!
Ammonia gas smells like rotten egg

wrong. Hydrogen sulphide gas and sulphur have the rotten egg smell

I remember peeing into d bottle for ammonia after i spilled the contents..#ammonia smells like urine y'knw......,.....#picks race#

slyfellon: New!
Recieve your cash at home, without visiting the bank.
http://www.StartMyPay.com/?id=748

are you blind? See gbagaun sef.smh

mosho2good: Pls who is emma ugoli and how he take concern me.

How will he solve my problem.

u are one heartless dude..y comment? U suck

An accident my foot!!..my dept mate who was in d skul shuttle @dat moment told me d pathfinder was being driven @top speed..lets stop equating accidents with reckless driving....the driver of d jeep was actually taken away by our skul's Chief Security Officer...and d protests were not violent...RIP sheriff nd Ridwan

♚ƒԐLis-c∆tus:
What the hell kind of name is 'funaab'? Sounds like a university where they have a lot of fun.

two 17yr old boys crushed to death n ur spewing dis rubbish...think b4 u post

The driver was not taken hostage and no students were shot..stop spreadin dis baseless rumours.. We lost two of ours today...#shameful and sad

As I did last year. AM READY TO ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS PARTAINING TO FUNAAB P/UTME AND ADMISSION. Add me on 2go @ADESOLA444... Remember. Don't choose funaab as 2nd choice and try as much as possible to score 200 and above.it increases your chances.. STAY BLESSED..GREATEST FUNAABITES!!!!

*goes into iya kafaya's shop.* Abeg give me 2 hungry man size jare*.I FUCKING LOVE THAT NAME

Sholexyz: Dagrin 4 his untimely death n also mk me cry when i listen 2 his songs.

na water plenty for ur eye. Mscheeewwww