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lol with those kind of cellphones I can only say they are all madmen there so no comment

how do you guys cope with living with a girl. highest time a sidechick can spend in my place is 6 hours. main gf 3 days.

vikkimimi:
To nairaland guys This is your portion Amen

Amen. I want one like her but sexier.

vikkimimi:
To nairaland guys This is your portion Amen

Amen. I want one like her but sexier.

my kinda wife. live and let live.


we won't smoke shisha though, but loud.

NwaAmaikpe:




Arrogant ingrate.
Wait,
Where is Nina?

Has she gone back to IMSU or has this cvnt really dumped her?

loool nina is the cunt and deserves to be dumped into a dumpster

get yourself another bïtch

posts like this makes me wants to send thunder to the writer, one less dumbass to worry about. but then I see there are about 7billion people in the world not everyone can be like me...so I just chill and enjoy the comments. if you marry any girl you only did her a favor.

who cares if she marries me or not. some people never still get sense hmmm.

repping no. 13
the shit sef no go smell

don't keep up with her, just tell her to 'fück off' and move onto the next one.

Invisibleojay:
Mmmm

bro u emailed me but forgot the email I used, what's up

naturally ugly

no pussy no shingbaiin, I repeat no shingbaka

greyham:
Oga cool down.

If this happened to you I'm sure you would be tensed up. You will need to hear a lot of opinions before the next decision.

Cut the OP some slack. Not everyone is bold enough to share such an experience with complete strangers.

In the days before internet, you only hear this type of stories at beer parlours, somewhere between the fourth and ninth bottle

happen to me? maybe in my next life. that only happens to dumb people who make themselves vulnerable.

only problem I have is with the 'local' scammers I won't support that ever. enter US Europe Australia Asia go find clients abeg free our Mama's and Papa's. clients full there, clients from heaven. I dey vex today.

my first 2 years in school was filled with hunger, tears, disappointments, landlord wahala, frustration from squatting and roommates, until I made up my mind dropped out and bought a laptop with my school fees. now that's all history. my mama sef no fit ask me for certificate when her account dey smile every weekend. turn your illegal to legal, eni to mo way lo mowe. die in poverty shogbo when your government don't even care. shey una no dey even think ni? shey una no dey see future ni, ah oloriburuku ni awon people yi sha. I'm in my condo come and catch me. losers.

God punish you op. oloriburuku na poverty you like na. oloshi die in poverty no go carry your laptop. and to those saying rubbish with the op keep living like it's 1956 while we balling hard. ode people you only live once.

op you are an old fool for even bringing this topic here when her stuffs should have reached her father's house or the streets wherever. weak men everywhere. you and your wife can die for all I care. damn I hate dumb people.

bros when you marry a girl remember you did her a favor abeg no let anybody yarn you rubbish. while dating a girl, have a lot of sidechicks as possible {sidechicks are easier to dump cause they'll also have their real bf} keep fücking your main girl (the one that does anything and everything on bed with you... Mouth Gig's, anal, any style, fück for hours after smoking loud with you) until she gets tired of your d!ck, finds another d!ck, then you move on to the next victim, and don't forget to fück her friends, sisters, cousins too. Impregnate the girl that's presentable as a babymama and one you think will make cute babies with you, if you get money carry your child give your mama to take care of and send your kid abroad later. marriage sucks. commitment is a scam. divert your emotions to making money not for any girl. dump her if you see any sign of cheating, girls full everywhere mehn, they no dey arrest person.

in a four year old relationship now, I've fücked over 500 girls (mostly school girls that get wets once they see nice ride) within four years and she doesn't even know. fück like twice, block their numbers and dissapear from their lives, some mumu boys go later come marry them so nothing spoil, they are called hoes for a reason... to mark your register. never fück a hoe for a month and never chase a girl for more than one week. nothing like heartbreak in my dictionary.

but above all make money first cause you can't pull this stunt without money. Hustle first, get investments, and fück fück fück fück fück fück anything fückable.

remember to use protection always to avoid unwanted pregnancy and STDs. never live your life for anybody. YOLO.

thank me later.

QueenSuccubus:



The story ooo...I bet puppi will say either his account was hacked or he will say that is not his account

that's hushpuppii with two i's definitely fake account

so what? live and let live abeg

tiwa just called Wizkid her bestie

then you're missing a lot

unlucky

Thegeneralqueen:
This is what you get when a kid is expose to money...... he no longer have respect for ladies....better don't try this shit with me or my girls..... cause you won't live to tell the story

respect is earned not deserved

I smoke kush with most of my gfs nothing new

laudate:
Isn't that the only thing you are offering them, too?

to make the equation balance

Safiaa:
It’s killing them that sex is the only thing they value. They don’t want to accept it, it’s not my fault. Change your mindset, change your type.

when I'm toasting a girl all I think of is getting between her legs, not sure they can offer anything else than sex hmm.

highpriestess:
Yes my dear.


they ain't worth the stress,some though.

if only you girls know the way pussy is free everywhere these days

highpriestess:
Yes my dear.


they ain't worth the stress,some though.

if only you girls know the way pussy it free everywhere these days

XingXhang:
impatient man spotted!

pussy everywhere bro, all it takes is a ride to unilag campus hmm.