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Romance › Re: How Do You Deal With A Breakup? by johnkey: 10:50pm On Jun 17, 2018

I don't deal with breakups I cause breakups, nothing sweeter than breaking up after banging the pussy like twice so you can easily move onto the next one, remember there's always a püssy waiting for that dïck.

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Pictured Smoking Weed With Seriousness (Photo) by johnkey: 5:28pm On Jun 17, 2018

Jakumo:
By adding the word "apparently" to your learned opinion regarding the best part of the joint, you have successfully neutralized enemies of progress who were poised to accuse you of being a stoner.

On a technical note, one would have expected Oga Davido to have learnt the art of rolling his spleef with a cardboard "filter" , as is done in the UK, and shown in these illustrative pictures downloaded from the net, for educational purposes only, of course.

This method eliminates the risk of burnt fingers, and also means that "roach clips" need not be used, REPORTEDLY.

Disclaimer : My hand no dey for this matter at all, at all. I just dey pass, dey go my own je-je, as gentleman and Area Fada concern.

I swear I find it so hard to get this thing done perfectly, been trying for months lol.

Romance › Re: Don't Trust Any Woman Who Insists On Registry Wedding by johnkey: 2:17am On Jun 17, 2018

IF I'm going to get married I'm definitely not going to the court to sign any Stoopid certificate or church certificate. I'm gonna do a beach wedding, who no like am make she waka.

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Crime › Re: SARS Officer Escapes With Bullet Wound After Gun Battle With Armed Robbers. PICS by johnkey: 3:43pm On Jun 16, 2018

he should have died

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Phones › Re: Step By Step, How To Setup DSTV Now Mobile App And Watch Live Matches (PICS). by johnkey: 9:38pm On Jun 15, 2018

i never passed the otp stage cause I never got the otp on my phone, e still dey pain me.

Romance › Re: "I Have Slept With 2,500 Ladies" - British Fitness Trainer Boasts by johnkey: 7:33pm On Jun 15, 2018

my kinda per son. workout while making that money and bang any girl you meet and move on to the next.

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Fashion › Re: Lady Calls Out Her Nigerian Tailor After Sewing This For Her (photos) by johnkey: 11:43am On Jun 14, 2018

Dumdumfashion:
Sorry darling. Welcome to the club.

Nigerian way tailor never spoil him cloth before that on Na Nigerian?

sister not everyone uses tailor. I've never taken cloth to tailor to sew for me, I only buy from store, no native wear inside my wardrobe sef, just back in those days when our mama dey carry is go tailor for Xmas and New year cloth.

Events › Re: Happy Birthday To A Proud Nairalander.... Beautiful Photos!!! by johnkey: 1:54pm On Jun 12, 2018

I'll give you free birthday sex

Crime › Re: Very Graphic Video Of How Abortion Is Done...abortion Is Evil by johnkey: 2:15pm On Jun 11, 2018

normal thing

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Islam › Re: Angels Of Mercy: Some Of The Houses They Do Not Enter by johnkey: 10:26am On Jun 08, 2018

chai. Religion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Islam › Re: Benefits Of Becoming Muslim by johnkey: 10:23am On Jun 08, 2018

you're only a Muslim cause you were born into a Muslim family, I'm only a Christian cause I was born into a Christian family. so what the phuck is the issue, damn I hate religious people. who carry religion come from heaven? oloriburuku people.

Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade Rocks Nappy Hairstyle, Slays In Ankara Jumpsuit by johnkey: 9:46pm On Jun 07, 2018

RETIREDMUMU:
this girl and her weird dressing.
look into ur career and stop showing your useless for nothing body

nothing wrong with her career, she's getting paid.

Crime › Re: SARS Officers Arrested Two Ladies For Indecent Dressing In Lagos (Photos) by johnkey: 11:47am On Jun 06, 2018

DaniDani:
They did the right thing. If this is what they does, we won't engage in #scrapSars campaign. If you are allowed to dress like this in the public, you may tempt pervert fellows into committing rape.

chai people like this still dey exist

Romance › Re: Man Leaks Nude Photos Of His Ex-Girlfriend On Twitter For Infecting Him With HIV by johnkey: 3:29pm On Jun 05, 2018

how come I can't find either of them on Twitter? would love to see uncensored. Stoopid link

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Crime › Re: Man Stabs Himself To Death In Ughelli, Delta State (Graphic Photos) by johnkey: 12:51pm On Jun 01, 2018

kereman1:
that place looks like a church...

that's a hotel hall.

Celebrities › Re: Court Fines Clarence Peters N5million For Copyright Infringment by johnkey: 11:27am On May 31, 2018

rita25:
HIS PAPA SHINA PETERS WILL PAY JOR...................WHAT IS 5MILLION? ABEGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CLARENCE SHOT IT!!!

rita25:
HIS PAPA SHINA PETERS WILL PAY JOR...................WHAT IS 5MILLION? ABEGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CLARENCE SHOT IT!!!

Health › Re: 6 Million Die From Smoking Globally Every Year Says WHO by johnkey: 10:56am On May 31, 2018

smoking cigarettes I guess, not cannabis. Not my precious cannabis.

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Crime › Re: Video Of Man Who Rejected N1M From Politician, Got Electrocuted In Port Harcourt by johnkey: 10:45am On May 28, 2018

come down cum collect your money...
jump down we go catch you...
they don dey carry your money go...
no come down again o die there...
house on the rock...
NEPA!!!

Crime › Re: Policemen Beat Up, Bundle 'yahoo' Boys Into Van In Benin (VIDEO) by johnkey: 4:15pm On May 27, 2018

DonFreshmoney:
Ensure they die in cell.. yahoo boyz doesn't deserve to live.

They are fraud, and are hazardous to mankind.

They feed on people sweat and hardwork.

Don't quote me, or black thunder will fire your ballz or vagina

mumu why e dey pain you.

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Romance › Re: "I'm Bored, I Need A Man" - Curvy Ghanaian Lady Cries Out (Photos) by johnkey: 6:17pm On May 26, 2018

heendrix:
Lmao o ti dun were
o taaa oti fe sukun

bro you ever heard of 'onto the next one'?

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Romance › Re: "I'm Bored, I Need A Man" - Curvy Ghanaian Lady Cries Out (Photos) by johnkey: 4:44pm On May 26, 2018

folake4u:
I've been waiting for you to spill it out of your mouth

yeah that's how I roll bïtch, onto the next one...

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Romance › Re: "I'm Bored, I Need A Man" - Curvy Ghanaian Lady Cries Out (Photos) by johnkey: 3:55pm On May 26, 2018

folake4u:
I don't wanna be friends.

you can as well fück off

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Romance › Re: "I'm Bored, I Need A Man" - Curvy Ghanaian Lady Cries Out (Photos) by johnkey: 3:44pm On May 26, 2018

folake4u:
You're seeing thick girl on dp,you're still asking me jamb question

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Romance › Re: "I'm Bored, I Need A Man" - Curvy Ghanaian Lady Cries Out (Photos) by johnkey: 3:40pm On May 26, 2018

folake4u:
No

you using someone else's pic?

Romance › Re: Ride On Linda Ikeji! You Are On Point. by johnkey: 3:38pm On May 26, 2018

op is a mumu

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Romance › Re: "I'm Bored, I Need A Man" - Curvy Ghanaian Lady Cries Out (Photos) by johnkey: 3:33pm On May 26, 2018

folake4u:
Even the supposed "most" stands for majority.

If you want to be rude then do it right.

Make I nor just talk wetin dey my mind this hot afternoon, you no go survive am.

oti take e personal. I like thick girls, are you one?

Business › Re: What Fast Moving Good(s) Does The Nigerian Market Need? by johnkey: 11:06am On May 26, 2018

same question on my mind

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Islam › Re: Can We Listen To Music In Ramadan? by johnkey: 10:06am On May 25, 2018

my friend smokes 'loud' while fasting, smoke no be food na abi.

Celebrities › Re: I Have Started My Breasts Growing Procedure - Bobrisky by johnkey: 4:40pm On May 23, 2018

lol bobrisky showman toh bad, we are entitled to live our lives how we like as long as we not hurting anyone, ride on Bob. only broke people hate on others.

Romance › Re: Big Booty Appreciation Thread by johnkey: 9:30am On May 23, 2018

gawd what can I not do for a big booty on my dïck

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