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Christianity Etc › Re: What Really Happened In 1981? Pastors Adeboye, Oyakhilome, Oyedepo? by johnkey: 11:42am On Sep 24, 2017
God is great.
Pets › Black Yorkshire Terrier Needed by johnkey(op): 11:32am On Sep 24, 2017
Hi guys anyone knows where I can get a black Yorkshire terrier in Nigeria. like in the picture below. thanks.

Family › Re: Paternity Dispute: Two Men Battle Ownership Of 5-Month Baby In Warri by johnkey: 10:35am On Sep 20, 2017
lol see as men dey fyt ontop pikin. make money not babies
Health › Re: How Do I Cope with not smoking for some days? by johnkey(op): 6:08pm On Sep 14, 2017
TarOrfeek:
Do Cocaine!
haha no bro
Health › Re: How Do I Cope with not smoking for some days? by johnkey(op): 6:07pm On Sep 14, 2017
adetoroamos:
shift to sk
skunk is sk
Health › How Do I Cope with not smoking for some days? by johnkey(op):
So I'm to quit smoking for abt one week due to some spiritual strugga (note that I never smoke cigarettes, just grass) it's going to be hell for me.

Any tips on how to cope?

I started smoking cause I'm hot tempered and anxious, it changed who I was, most people tells me I'm the most gentle guy they ever meet but now.
Education › Re: Unilorin Post-utme: Male Candidates Made To Cut Their Hair, Females Rent Wrapper by johnkey: 4:11pm On Sep 14, 2017
ojedele tope, my old secondary mate. very brilliant lady that always pushes me to second position Hmmm. miss those times sha
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Sentenced To 46 Months In Prison For Scamming U.S Companies by johnkey: 11:17am On Sep 13, 2017
Alibaba
Romance › Re: I Feel Like I'm The Freshest Guy In The World - Photos by johnkey: 9:45pm On Sep 03, 2017
Bibi294:
Fresh so so! Fresh somebody
Hi bibi
Education › Re: Who Would You Choose As Prettiest Amongst This CU Female Students?(see PHOTOS) by johnkey: 8:32pm On Sep 02, 2017
dareerah:
Thank you
wlcm dear, how's your weekend rolling up.
Education › Re: Who Would You Choose As Prettiest Amongst This CU Female Students?(see PHOTOS) by johnkey: 12:08pm On Sep 02, 2017
dareerah:
4
I loff your dimples baby
Romance › Re: Different Types Of Boobs/breast We Have by johnkey: 2:05pm On Aug 29, 2017
AY 4 Linda 3 Mary 4 Bukky 6 Ijeoma 9 Treasure 1 small but sexy
Phones › Re: How Did You Lose Your Last Phone? by johnkey: 11:00am On Aug 29, 2017
mine was crazy. phone ba3 was 100 percent, removed the charger from the phone, connected the phone to my laptop via USB cord to transfer some music as I was traveling the next morning. Next thing I saw was ba3 running down, like 1% down every minute. I was helpless lol, didn't know what to do, plugged back the phone to the charger, ba3 was still draining, 80%...67%....44%...haa what is this, travelling early next day, how will I travel without listening to music, my laptop was connected to phone hot-spot. disconnected the hot-spot, switched phone off and on, used another powerful charger. 30%....22%...13%....then I had to backup everything I had on the phone on my Google Drive... 5%....0%....phone went dead at 2am. Every effort to bring it on proved abortive. Got a new phone next day before travelling. SARS caught me at the entrance of the park with a new phone and dead old phone and searched the new one but didn't see anything and they couldn't power up the phone with exhibits lol. Dead phone is still lying dead, dunno what to do with it. sobs.
Food › Re: Which Food Do You Hate That Most People Like? by johnkey: 2:35am On Aug 29, 2017
ferhyntorlah:
Mehn, this is what is called individual differences.

How can one hate spicy foods, dodo and coconut rice?

What food don't I like? I doubt it but one food combination I don't like is swallow with vegetable soup/stew. Choi! Bad combination for me. Swallows and draw soup is bae for me.
same here lol. swallow and veggies bad combination
Romance › Re: The New Hustle. (How A Lady Tried To Lure Me Into Having Sex With Her.) by johnkey: 8:18am On Aug 22, 2017
Yeah lol. I bought drug of 1k I didn't need, gave her 300 for food, she gave me her number... we fukd but once, wide poosay. I like tight.
Crime › Re: Lagosians Yahoo Stripped Naked By Sars,harassed 4 Refusing A Phonecheck(video) by johnkey: 9:53pm On Aug 17, 2017
ActionsShure:
If u driving a glashy car
Ma nighi play smart
Sars useless as they are fuc them useless crap.
Kill these popo
Shoot the pow pow
Useless powpow.
Ma nighi be clean
Never get intimidated by these fools
Fuc sars lagos and ibadan and edo and warri
Fuc sats
osogbo sars sef craze for head. they shoot the leg sharparly even before asking you questions
Romance › Re: 5 Big Lies About Sex!!! by johnkey: 11:56am On Aug 17, 2017
Everything you claim are lies are actually true. Live freely broda. Life is too short remember
Romance › Re: Say Something About This Pretty Girls Smoking Weed In The Slum by johnkey: 7:44pm On Aug 15, 2017
Rorachy:
Why won't you? birds of same feathers.
sorry o Aunty Ugline, but do you have a problem with that? I am not understanding your frustration lol.
Romance › Re: Say Something About This Pretty Girls Smoking Weed In The Slum by johnkey: 11:55am On Aug 15, 2017
I love girls that smokes
Travel › Re: Help! I'm Travelling To Ghana, I Have Some Questions. by johnkey(op): 1:57pm On Aug 12, 2017
DreamDesire:
What marvelworld posted is on point. I am into travel and tours based in Ghana. The only thing you need is your passport or any form of identity card. Being a first time traveller to Ghana you will pay about N29,500 plus extra N500 for yellow card if using Efex bus transport. Other transport are also within same range.
Thanks for the information sir. Please sir I'm looking to open a Ghana bank account as soon as I get there, please how do I go about that sir, cause I'm not going there to be an employee as someone suggested that I should find a job and my employer help me open one. How do I get one without going through that?
Travel › Re: Help! I'm Travelling To Ghana, I Have Some Questions. by johnkey(op): 10:21am On Aug 12, 2017
MarvelWorld:
You will not be able to use any Nigerian bank card in Ghana as the central bank has put a stop to that for reasons known to them so I will advise you hold all your money and convert to cedis.

Secondly, it is very difficult to open a bank account there as a Nigerian except you have a resident permit or you do their health insurance card (30cedis) and use it to get a job then let your employer help you open it. If not its difficult.

However you can always make do with their mobile money system which is good or they have these stuffs like osusu that help save money and you can withdraw when you want, its also very ok.

If you will be staying in Accra, there is an office where cross country bus station is. They help do Nigerian money transfers cheap, fast and very reliable. You can either send money direct to your bank account in Nigeria or to anyones account and you can also receive payment from Nigeria from their office.

This is the little I know and I wish you all the best.
Thanks for this. please how do I go about changing my naira to cedis. And how do I get a resident permit.
Travel › Help! I'm Travelling To Ghana, I Have Some Questions. by johnkey(op): 9:44am On Aug 12, 2017
Good day. I'm traveling out of the country for the first time, migrating to Ghana. I have some questions, I'll appreciate any info thanks

Can I use my Nigerian uba account in Ghana? I have a MasterCard.

Is it easy as a Nigerian to open a new bank account in Ghana? Dunno if I can withdraw all my money then go change it to cedis and open a new bank account there.
Crime › Re: Man Killed His Wife And Lover Man For Having Sex In His House, Photos by johnkey: 10:50pm On Aug 05, 2017
he shot them. R. I. Poosay
Technology Market › Re: I Buy-itunes Giftcard, Amazon & Other Gift Cards For Cash . Direct Loader by johnkey: 12:27am On Aug 05, 2017
nice one, fast and reliable 100%
Technology Market › Re: I Buy-itunes Giftcard, Amazon & Other Gift Cards For Cash . Direct Loader by johnkey: 2:49pm On Jul 20, 2017
tested and trusted!
Islam › Re: When You Die! Muslims Will Care For Your Body,but Think Through This Before Then by johnkey: 10:54am On Jun 30, 2017
Hmm nice piece.

just thinking, what if it's just silence after death. like absolute silence till eternity.

iamnotmuslimnorxtain tho
Technology Market › Re: I Buy-itunes Giftcard, Amazon & Other Gift Cards For Cash . Direct Loader by johnkey: 9:07am On Jun 22, 2017
if your having doubts clear them lol, best iTunes buyer here. fast and f*ck*ng reliable

Celebrities › Re: I Could Not Attend University Because Of N15,000 - Bisola Reveals (photo) by johnkey: 11:16am On Jun 19, 2017
Same here I dropped out of a federal uni in my fourth year cause of 15,000...today I'm counting my millions. Sometimes you gotta quit to win.
Technology Market › Re: I Buy-itunes Giftcard, Amazon & Other Gift Cards For Cash . Direct Loader by johnkey: 9:07pm On Jun 17, 2017
nice job sir. tested and trusted
Technology Market › Re: I Buy-itunes Giftcard, Amazon & Other Gift Cards For Cash . Direct Loader by johnkey: 11:09pm On Jun 06, 2017
most trusted buyer ever
Business To Business › Re: I buy Itunes Gift Card, Amazon And Other Gift Card for Cash .Direct Loader here by johnkey: 4:20am On May 28, 2017
tested trusted and reliable.

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