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Crime › Re: Drug Addict Who Set Self Ablaze At Omole Estate, Finally Dies (Photo) by johnkey: 12:12pm On Jul 07, 2018
lol drug my foot. I kush every goddamn day and still live like a king
Celebrities › Re: Unbelievable! ‘A Living Corpse’ Resurrected, Now Testifies (graphic Photos) by johnkey: 11:57am On Jul 07, 2018
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn
Romance › Re: Simi And Jide’s Vibrant Pre-wedding Shoot, See Photos by johnkey: 11:44am On Jul 07, 2018
some guys sef, average sized boobies are meant to obey law of gravity. just like our balls.
Celebrities › Re: Female Fan Draws Photo Of Bobrisky With Makeup (Photos) by johnkey: 12:40pm On Jul 03, 2018
Bob is cool. most Nigerians are frustrated hence the hate on someone who doesn't affect your life in any way. live and let live
Romance › Re: Lady Shares Video Of Her Boyfriend Having Sex With Her Best Friend. by johnkey: 2:34am On Jun 29, 2018
old video from xvideos. if you know you know.
Romance › Re: Man Surprises Girlfriend On Her Birthday After Cheating On Him by johnkey: 1:46pm On Jun 26, 2018
my kinda man
Romance › Re: Why Are Our Girls Narrow Minded Like This? by johnkey: 7:09pm On Jun 25, 2018
comshots:
Egbo smokers are girlfriend beater.That is what she is trying to avoid.
you're wrong bro I'll never raise my hand on a woman. shallow mindedness at it's peak.
Politics › Re: Sowore Takes His Presidential Campaign To Femi Kuti's Birthday(pics) by johnkey: 9:49pm On Jun 24, 2018
skentelelady:
Joker undecided

Everybody now wants to be Nigeria president

Oga go thru parliament first to have the knowledge of the Nigeria constitution to learn how to rule this great nation
what's this one saying, so those that went thru parliament are ruling right? I don't understand how some people enjoy bad government.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Do You Believe? by johnkey:
I believe You're a Christian only because you were born in a Christian family and you would have been Muslim if you were born in a Muslim family. so shut the fück up.
Romance › Re: Please How Can I Lessen My Girl Friend's Gullibility ? by johnkey: 5:10pm On Jun 23, 2018
hmmm I detest such people. I stay away from them.
Crime › Re: "My Brother Is Addicted To Cocaine" - Eric Omondi Shares Photos by johnkey: 11:43am On Jun 21, 2018
ChiefAzubuike1:
Only hard drugs like cocaine , heroine, meth render you such a junkie like this
Non hard drugs like marijuana makes you look fresher , younger an less of a junkie.
word! preach on preacher!!
Celebrities › Re: Shatta Wale Leaks His Sex Video Of A Slay Queen Sucking Him by johnkey: 8:52am On Jun 21, 2018
na normal thing, who post it.
Romance › Re: Couple Swear Blood Covenant In Order To Remain Loyal. Photos/Video by johnkey: 10:57am On Jun 19, 2018
blood convenant only works in Nollywood movies, so no worries na format.
Romance › Re: I Sympathise With A Guy Who Says He Used And Dumped A Girl by johnkey: 7:08pm On Jun 18, 2018
Saff:
satan be gone.
lmao. say thanks. it's a compliment.
Romance › Re: I Sympathise With A Guy Who Says He Used And Dumped A Girl by johnkey: 7:05pm On Jun 18, 2018
Saff:
demons everywhere
hey sexy legs
Romance › Re: I Sympathise With A Guy Who Says He Used And Dumped A Girl by johnkey: 1:38pm On Jun 18, 2018
Psoul:
.....and with the above, u can boast that you used and dumped her....ehnnn?
Do you know that the time u used in driving to the campus, hanging out and taking her back to school can fetch u more money than the waste u invested it into?

What if the girl is a destiny eater or destroyer? Some ppl have this evil spirit following them. Once u enter them or they enter them, you have unknowingly mortgage you future and destiny. Soon or later, ur life will take a downward trend. I hope you will still boast of saying u used and dump her.

Dis issue of used and dumped is just the mentality women have about themselves. To me, wen 2 persons got involved in sex, none can claim using the other.
You are naked...I am naked
You give me pussy....I give u money and d!ck (Ladies win here)
I cum and retain the juice.........you cum and donate ur juice in me (Ladies win again)
I just lie down and enjoy...........You keep thrusting in and out to make me enjoy it (they win again)
I cum and dirty ur bedcover.......Y wash it wen I must have gone(Women leading)
My girlfriends hail me wen u drive me back to hostel with flashy car....You guys hail you for getting a pretty babe like me.

So tell me how u can say u used and dumped a girl
oga ask the girl not me. so this long epistle on another man's life, oga your opinion is not needed, waka pass. I no even read am lol.
Romance › Re: I Sympathise With A Guy Who Says He Used And Dumped A Girl by johnkey: 12:16pm On Jun 18, 2018
Frankicent:
Comfam you deserve brotherly handshake. See bro am this kind of guy. 6" 4 ft tall, huge, dark skinned and sweet mouthed. I can get a fall for me less than a week... Doesn't work for all gals oo grin

Have come to understand sweet talking and showing you alpha work no more. If you ambitious, working even if you collecting 30k monthly. You'll still bang gals. Or you got nice ride, nice room and money dey your hand.... Bros that's the end... Your success will get gals wet.... I notice all this and stopped toasting or sweet mouthing gals... Make e dey inside me until I hammer. The small quashing or chicks way I get don do me for now. I still want me but money na the koko.

If she Bleep up delete next will come immediately cause you aren't doing the talking... Money is doing the job.. Seriously I refuse to believe good gals and tru love exist.
that's true doesn't work for all girls lol but na onto the next one.
Romance › Re: I Sympathise With A Guy Who Says He Used And Dumped A Girl by johnkey: 11:53am On Jun 18, 2018
drnoel:
That's where u mistake started kid. That same pussy that many local champions before u have tried is Ur greatest price?
U must really come from another wormhole.
stop misquoting me dawg, it's the greatest price from a girl I pick on the road bro, that's all she has to offer, I ain't living for those that have done and pass, na my life, na my time, make I enjoy am, live yours.
Romance › Re: I Sympathise With A Guy Who Says He Used And Dumped A Girl by johnkey: 11:21am On Jun 18, 2018
drnoel:
U didn't catch d joke ma boy. Cos it's one and d same thing kid. U got used cos u spent time and money but the lady gave little or nothing to the event. See!!!
her poosay is the greatest price she can give son, you made your mark there. you mark register lol.
Romance › Re: I Sympathise With A Guy Who Says He Used And Dumped A Girl by johnkey: 11:03am On Jun 18, 2018
IbrahimSkiba:
For your mind now, you've made it? Your stupidity na raise to power 200.
how much enter your account for the insult? huh? be the judge of the Stoopid person here.
Romance › Re: I Sympathise With A Guy Who Says He Used And Dumped A Girl by johnkey: 10:33am On Jun 18, 2018
Boss13:
Did you factor in the time you drove her to and fro campus? The hotel and the food you paid. If you keep up with this activity, I can assure you that your expenses would be more than your income.
owo shayo. start dropping your CC for sure cashout and start watching your income rise than your expenses.
Romance › Re: I Sympathise With A Guy Who Says He Used And Dumped A Girl by johnkey: 10:16am On Jun 18, 2018
Oyerinde16:
2 weeks later u hear she is ANIMASHAHUN, 27 Boys claiming registered on your dead rat and BOOM you hear another say LA CLIMB LA AIDS you will present your medal to the doctor for testing if its fake or original, when u see + your brain that is paining you will be telling u the printer print + instead of - oloshi
lol people will just sit down and write the script of your life making a fool of themselves thinking they're intelligent. what happened to not judging and doing your own thing your own way. life na journey no be race.
Romance › Re: I Sympathise With A Guy Who Says He Used And Dumped A Girl by johnkey: 10:10am On Jun 18, 2018
chizagi:
Money is made for re-investment, and not for this kind of daft life.
thanks investor bj. live and let live, I will never tell you how to spend your money, keep your opinion for you don't know me.
Romance › Re: I Sympathise With A Guy Who Says He Used And Dumped A Girl by johnkey: 9:53am On Jun 18, 2018
eleojo23:
Weh done o.
Show me the medals you've gotten for being such a bahd boy undecided

Remember that those girls could be your sisters.

And ladies, don't be too cheap na, haba! Some of you are just too cheap and gullible.
don't judge lol
Romance › Re: Lady Refuses To Remove Her Nose Ring As She Is Set To Meet Her Fiance's Parents by johnkey: 9:41am On Jun 18, 2018
OmniSparrow:
You are doing them a favor? This thing you are smoking is not too good for you.
it's not about the kush son. I'm a Scorpio, I tend to think and act differently. but you should have some puffs too

Romance › Re: Lady Refuses To Remove Her Nose Ring As She Is Set To Meet Her Fiance's Parents by johnkey: 9:37am On Jun 18, 2018
oyb:
she is extremely foolish if she wants fights over things as trivial as nose rings

of course, this is probably just more blogger rubbish clickbait

meeting parents for the first time is like a job interview

you want to look your best.



you are meeting the parents, not auditioning for a rap video. different scenarios require different modes of dressing

the sportsmen you seem to be looking up to always dress properly at formal occasions.
ain't looking up to nobody dawg, that's what I feel comfortable in, it doesn't reflect who\what I am.
Romance › Re: Every Man On Earth Needs To Be Tortured To Death - Angry Woman Posts On Twitter by johnkey: 8:38am On Jun 18, 2018
bad boys don torture this one pussy to death lol
Romance › Re: I Sympathise With A Guy Who Says He Used And Dumped A Girl by johnkey:
how about that guy who just drives to a campus, pick up a girl, drives her to her hostel, collects her number, meet her friends same night, call her the next day to meet in a nice hotel, they chill, everywhere soft, girl is getting wet, tell her lots of lies to get her wet( yeah it's okay lying to girls), they bang later that night, he drives her home next morning so she won't be late for classes, he blocks and deletes her number. I'm that guy lol. wise up and make money brother.
Romance › Re: This Ladies Are Very Mean, Selfish And Wicked by johnkey: 8:29am On Jun 18, 2018
no Ladies are not mean wicked or selfish, it's in them. but your guy is the foolish and dumb idiot.
Romance › Re: Lady Refuses To Remove Her Nose Ring As She Is Set To Meet Her Fiance's Parents by johnkey: 8:24am On Jun 18, 2018
IF I ever have to go meet a girl's parents I'll never change my look, I repeat I'll never change my look for anybody, I'm doing all of them a favor by agreeing to marry their daughter. I'ma be on my dreads( would be longer then) black joggers black shirt and black kicks. if they no like am make they waka.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Guy Shares Video Of Men Committing Suicide In China After Losing Bets. by johnkey: 8:18am On Jun 18, 2018
I'm not surprised since their brains are made in China, what do you expect.
Romance › Re: Man Catches His Girlfriend Cheating, When he Confronted her, See What she told h by johnkey: 8:16am On Jun 18, 2018
pussy niggas everywhere, wish they'll could be like me. whatever happened to banging that poosay hard one last time and kicking her out of your house? mehn there's always a next girl waiting somewhere for your dick, how come these guys don't see that. I tire to dey read all this rubbish heartbreaks story, na who get heart dey get heartbreak.

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