₦airaland Forum

cocolacec:
Nigeria should have six passports(different colours) according to their regions.
South West Blue
South South Red
South East Green
North Central Purple
North West Gray
North East Black

Onlinebar:
My babe must be a mathematician........no compromise

YouandiAllofus:
Hope those trucks and APC's are proforce and innoson manufactured!

GeneralPula:
We should just go back to regionalism..

Procashtips:
What kind of life are you living that location determines your happiness?

yarimo:
In late IGP voice.. it's operation fire for fire

Bestbrain123:
I think you are wrong, nairaland reflect nigeria, every move every words, every headlines thats our nigeria, so you shouldn't be angry when nigeria are expressing their feelings...

ROYH:
Thank God I did my nin registration in 2015, cause then those nin staff eyes never open to they collect money.. I did it for free and I was only given the tracking ID slip..thank God I'm still using my 2011 mobile number till date, if not, I won't have been able to get a slip containing the NIN number unless I provided the first given tracking ID slip which is still peacefully sleeping in my portfolio file.


Na my brother and friends get nin issue and I was able to help am beat down the cost of payment by doing everything on the remita website and going to the official nin registration center to get any corrections done

Omoawoke2:
I noticed too, sanity has returned temporarily. Even twitter has gained some level of sanity.

Those guys are real pigs. They are doing group meeting currently and are cooking new stories and strategy which will be completely devoid of common sense and logic as always

pandoragirigory:
Peter girigory Obi drank poison by allow people to insult and intimidate other tribe leaders and the judiciary

Omoawoke2:
Abeg give me egg roll with la casera

VeryGoodMan:
Ebola Tinuboo ran away so it will look like a coup.
Tinupoo will be disqualified tomorrow and the second placed Atiku will emerge the new President.

Remi Tinubull was crying tonight unconsolably. Her eyes were red like Osinbajo's Always Ultra pad.

Amoda Ogunlere packed extra boxers with him to India so he can change the soiled one every 3 hours.

Tomorrow, his load including the stolen Oba of Lagos staff of office will be thrown out of Aso Rock and Atiku will move in.

Good night.

seunmsg:
I sincerely hope that you’ve not been afflicted with the spirit of madness.

Jogs1900:
Na this Lagos own pain pass as nobody send them for Lagos.

haffaze777:
Obi is a clown

emmmillenium:
Omo!...see resemblance.....

Permit me to do little maths here

The girl age :21 years
This means: Year of birth = 2002
Ronaldinho visited SA: 2001

Human pregnancy lasts : minimum 9months

Probability that Ronaldinho visited SA in 2001=1
Prob. Ronaldinho fires shot outside the pitch = 0.5
Prob. Pregnancy period is 9month = 0.9
Prob. That the girl brith year is 2002 = 0.9
Prob that girl age is 21 = 1

Avg. Probability = (1+0.5+0.9+0.9+1)/5

Avg Probability = 0.86

Percentage Probability = 86%

Conclusion: No need of DNA...Baba must come to pick his daughter.

EmmyNorse:
I studied biochemistry, but I'm presently into Automobile spareparts

ajepako:
If i solve, make l bend yansh

Thescienceprof:
Sin 60 = Cos 30 and tan 45 = 1

Therefore Sin 60 + Cos 30 = 2 Sin 60 = 2 Cos 30

Your final answer is 2 * 0.8660 = 1.7320 or root (3)

ajepako:
Me and Math are mortal enemies

So it doesn't disturb me and l don't disturb it

We no dey even greet or talk

Lordsinger:
So everyone understands Mantissa ??

Josbreed:
So nobody don mention AP and GP for here? Una mean say everybody understood AP and GP and I am the only one that never did? Kai! I be olodo den.

Timagex:
Once I see "a man walks due east", it's over. 😁

mariahAngel:
They asked one thing, and you typed plenty plenty things that didn't follow.

BanyXchi:
pakEastern gully erosion-ravaged region