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nickkylawve:
proudly second child I still gt 70% sense

TANK JAH u knw u dont have complete sense.

I WISH, jollyjoy, halfrica,

captainswag225,


prethythicksme,

johnnoah1st,

happy new month.

Jollyjoy:
Hmmmmm
it indeed a beautiful thing to love and be love in return...

Dedicating this space to my sweetheart,my friend,my dad my everything who died november 1 2009.......we love you but God love you more

OH JOLLY! r.i.p to him, my condolence.

LieDetector:
I am was browsing and she say hi. Me say don't know how to replied her. She is still there waiving her hands for me. I was crushing on her an she is crushing on me. What should I do prease?

Candle replies prease

(no offeinse)


Lalasticlala, front page prease

many are mad but few are in yabaleft

rejoicebae:
Gwdmawnin dearies,,am 17+,,wen ah was 15,,one cute dude approached me and asked me awt,,ah was filled wid much delight and fantasy den,,was infactuated wid him,,didnt know wah luv was den,,buh ah told him dah ah wud date him as soon as ah turn 18, dah mum wud kick mah ass if i date den,,nd he agreed nd said he wud do anyfn for d gurl he loves.
Wen ah turned 17,,ah fell for anoda guy whox currently mah bfwend,,,fwends m turnin 18 oon dec,,wah do i do,,aw do i tell him widawt hurtin him cos hez been remindin me of mah 18th bday,,pls help!

cum back and seek advice when u finally turn 18, but 4 now u are still underage.

prettythicksme:
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ok since its seems u dont understand simple english, then am off to bed" later....

prettythicksme:

have u heard about something called "google translation" b4? may u should use it and translate my english words to ur dialect, cus i remember i wrote it in my last post dat i dont understand smiley.

prettythicksme:

dont talk to me IN smiley cus i dont understand smiley, tell me whatever u want here and dont be shy, trust me am a kind hearted person and i help dos in need.

prettythicksme:
Wahoooo,good for u cos u cant buy neither rent sense!!now take dis direction dumbooooo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>keeping moving>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

prettythicksme:
Oya receive sense IJN!!

i will be off to bed now, cus i need to rest, anyway, u can surely pm me if u need a legal job, i always help dos in need.

prettythicksme:
Working on sunday? are u a clock?dammmmm u need life bro no wonder u don work ur brain out,nothin left for u to type nice words!!**brain damaged cos of too much work!!

any probably have 4gotten 2marow is sunday, but since u have now remind me, i will take note of dat.

prettythicksme:
U r d one dat is high on stupidity!!u need to rent sense,if u cant afford to buy!

anyway mum, in my generation we dont rent sense, sense is a natural inbuilt for us, and we gat it in abundance, but since u rent sense in ur own line, i wont take most of ur comments serious, cus i will believe maybe u dont have the funds to sustain d bills of d sense u borrowed at dat moment making u completely senseless at dat moment.

prettythicksme:
Will just gerrout here!

OK MUM, i will surely leave d thread cus i gat to sleep and prepare for work 2marow leaving u on nairaland since u dont have any legal work doing and leave, sleep, eat on nairaland, why wont i gerra here?

prettythicksme:
Smh for u!!

ok mum, since its seems stupidity is a genetic problem for u, i wont give u my advice again,

fyneboi79:
Did u just call Prettythicksme a call girl?? Men I am out of my own thread. Dude R.I.P

r.i.p on wat? for saying the truth HUH?

prettythicksme:
Bro,y r u so dumb naw?

not a matter of being dumb here mum, am just trying to help a lady here, an adage says "anybody u have the capacity to help, he/she is ur friend, help him/her" and here i have the opportunity to help a sister on how to boom her businnes by giving her a guidline on how to be succesful in her choosen path of career and u really tink am dumb?

prettythicksme:
STFU!!learn how to mind ur bis okay!!

lol, anyway have u heard about something like " cityoflove.com "? that's the platform created for call girls to advertise there product, trust me seun wont accept ads for call girls, and instead of wasting ur time browsing nairaland all the day when waiting for incall customers, dont u tink u should visit the wesbsite stated above? there will be increase in customers through dis plat, am trying to help a mum here. my2cent.

prettythicksme:
what is ur bis with how i choose to visit?na u dey sub for me

IT just a kinda observation from me mum, met no harm.

Estharfabian:
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You're having a crush on Estharfabian huh?
it's Allowed...

on an invicible being?, i will rather crush my vaseline.

prettythicksme:
We dont mind

have knw u now on dis forum since d days of adam, u dont have anything u do apart from browsing on nairaland? or are u a call girl? my2cent.

fyneboi79:
Why is it that women are all about material stuff no matter how much they deny it by claiming that love is their reason. No matter how they hide it,one day they will make a slip and voice it out.
have two vehicles ,have a decent job and [b] live in a decent flat [/b]but a girl I dated for lng called me church rat compared to her dreams . We broke up cos I couldn't take that,but that her statement still haunts me. And I fall back to the realization that all women need finance to be happy cos they are very competitive and want to do and spend as much as their friends to keep up. And when u can't met up with that,they suffer humiliation

peaguot 504 is also a vehicle u knw? uR mate DEY ride ferrari, bentley, buggati, g-wagon, maserati, cross-fire, lambogini galado, maybach? u are living IN a rented flat? no be ur mate they buy a whole island? can u marry a lady without pussay? if no den why should ladies marry a man without money? mY2cent

rejoicebae:
In conclusion,,i dnt think derz any disavantages of being a virgin
reasons yu shud wait till u re wedded,,1)u get to do it raw,,2)u dnt feel bad or guilty after doin it,,,3)u will be hapy seein d one hu disvirgined yu by yr side till u die,,4)when u miss your period,,u dnt panic

for u to give rules, firstly are u a virgin? cus with the way u do head like agama lizard for ur profile pics am sure UR puna must be wider than lagos/ibadan express way JUST like dat of estharfabian

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Estharfabian:
have you heard of the word "GO TO HELL" before?

it's mostly constructed for people like You...Learn to avoid things, kay ?

ok noted, but have u heard about something like "swerve to the nearest lagoon" b4? dats d magic word appropriate 4 dos dat kept on proving stubborn when trying to correct there stupidity

Estharfabian:
this is getting really cliché...

Why are Guys so obsessed with Virgins?

u havent heard about something like >> www.google.com before?

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Nnamdi kunu come to mind, after his many years of doing fraudstars in uk now he want to extract money from the illetrate igbos in d name of biafra.

misspicy:
[i]Morning people i know most of y'all will be at work or school so if you can contribute on this thread please do,rest of us that are available your attention is needed here...

so i have been observing this two beautiful people for a while and all i see is a very hot chemistry that could explode anytime....what am trying to type is that they are in LOVE and we all know how to be in LOVE feels...well lets give it up for

miss PUnKYvEeR and mister CaNdYrAiN


hope you two do the needful someday and make people believe that nairaland is a place you could meet true love



okay i know some people will be like whats my business,please note that it is my business coz am a sucker for true LOVE and miss punkyveer is my friend on and off nairaland...

all the thread derailers and bashers please leave this thread and close the door behind you...have a good day also

only if mtn dont dash out FREE 10mb.....

devonpaul:
But she aint lying tho

HAHAHAHA, lol

MsGlobalwonder:
don't personalise this issue and start throwing insults and tantrums. The woman has not committed any offence! She may not be religious, and even religion states "... till death do you part" which is the case. There is no specific time-frame culturally (that I know of) for a woman to mourn. It's all a personal decision and discretion! If she truly enjoyed her marriage she won't move on easily. Even moving on after a very good courtship that can't just hold is difficult. She doesn't feel she needs to mourn more than she has mourned, she has every right to move on! You pple should spare the woman! Arghhh!!

am not dissapointed in u, exactly wat i expected from a dullard like u, u dont have a bit of suprise in u.

MsGlobalwonder:
.... because you were her partner so you are so sure. I see

attacking everybody, i sight ur frustration girl, its happens when people lack customers, i saw a report dat fuel price is up in naija maybe dats d reason u lack customers, but u can still paste ur night stand price on ur signature u might be lucky to get customers from nairaland.

onila:
I have been priviledged to be friends with ratchet (in a classy way), posh Ghanaian girls in my area

this particular one, the way she swears when shes angry. .so sexy
Onila, da f-ucking what, da f-ucking

just saw three Ghanain girls passing my school area

three very gorgeously dark, walking and gisting together, very tall
the way der were bouncing hmmm

yes ghanian girls got swagg

JERRYNIL:
Am a guy of 28 years of age and am seriously in love with a girl of 24years. We met earlier this year and we started dating, since then everything has been going fine in our relationship and we are very compactable but we discovered few months ago that we are both AS. I so much love her that I av not cheated on her since we started dating and am so much used to her and she is equally used to me. We were planning of getting married next year until this issue of Genotype came up and am thinking of still taking the risk of getting married to her cos of the strong love I av for her . Pls ur reasonable contributions is needed here cos I av been thinking abt it and each day my love increase for her. Thank u!

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