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octopusfreaky:
u don't have to see my pixxx,_I CNT put it for security reasons..don't ask me yy..

oh sorry! av 4gotten u are on police wanted list hence cant show ur picture cus u might be tracked, my apology pls.

octopusfreaky:
smh boob implant for endowed Lady like me**winks and Neva ever abuse a girl for using boob enhancing drug or implants.

do u knw i wont believe u are endowed without picture?

MzMayD:
Although i barely understand your english, but i get a hint or two. whatever number seven meant tho

DURENTT, can u see dis girl comment?

octopusfreaky:
I hope I don't get crucified for saying this,I just noticed that men are overly obsessed with big mammary glands..
Someone said he's not finding his fiancee sexually attractive coz she has small boobs but she very beautiful... This got me thinking ,,my advice to such girls that fall into this category ,they should please look out for very core Christian brothers that overlook such distinct features in a Lady... lolsss..or do we still have great jazzi or happening guys that doesn't bother themselves much about this..

i only sensed u are consoling yaself, its not too late 4 u do a boob inplant.

gloriana:
I'm a virgin at 30.... N I'm putting it up for sale as from next week friday.

ok pls can i buy it? after my many years of active service in adultery trust me havent taste a virgin.

youngdoctor:
my girlfriend is from a very rich family.*(her parents work with NNPC)*.we have been dating for some months now..and i think i might want to marry her.but recently i just told her my salary; that i receive close to 200,000 per month even as a doctor:she frowned and complained that its too small..she claims to collect more than that as pocket money from her parent on an abnormal day..now im sensing her change in attitude..somebody help!!

DEAD? haaa! ok bro pls can i do u a favour? i can pay 4 ur motuary bills.

tonychristopher:
10 reasons to never date a man with a big penis

10 reasons to never date a man with a big penis
And it’s curvy as well?!
Trouser snake. One-eyed monster. 100 per cent all-beef thermometer.

Pink tractor beam. Tent pole. Purple-headed soldier man.

Men. You may be under the impression that, when it comes to your penis, bigger is better.

This is a lie spread by porn, probably because it’s just easier to see bigger ones on screen.

But in actual fact, as most ladies know, dating someone with an anaconda truly worthy of the name is actually a hindrance.

Here’s why.

1. Normal condoms don’t fit

Which you’d think might make everyone smug.

In fact, it results in sex being delayed for at least a week while you try to track down

Go and do pennis enlargement surgery and ur own will surely come instead of giving up and discouraging girl from sampling big diccks. my2cent

justi4jesu:
Guy why you murder English like this

GO AND ASK UR FATHER, oo ni baba nile NI?

Oliviaarims:
Everyone's got a right to their thoughts. U're not exempted.

trying to act mature? ok u have been noted.

swemzkid:
hey guys this happened to my friend he met this girl called gift from ijebu she is a virgin when he wanted to break the girl virginity she told the guy that her grand father place a curse on them that any body that break their virginity will never sleep with another girl his manhood will not rise for any other girl again or worst he might die and the grand father is dead so no one to remove the curse the girl said if the guy really loves him as he said he should take the risk but if he don't he should not try it and my guy has come to love..

so my question is what is you guys opinion is the risk worth it or do u think she is bluffing does such things exist mature response pls thanks

u will get better response HERE>>> www.google.com

Highcuerayte:
The all females are impostors mentality have to stop on Romance section. That your unlimited greediness has made you unlucky scapegoat of scam does not mean every new member under the female gender is a simulacrum of prototype. This uncontrolled,assumably fun filled endless routine of joblessness must stop before it attenuates the purpose of Romance section on this forum.

Nairaland is loosing members every ticking day due to this unjustified babaric act of insanity. If this were the way it has been before you joined Nairaland Seun would have ran out of business.

I suggest Seun take this into consideration and Romance section rule should be upgraded. Anyone found of accusing anyone of imposture should receive an honourable ban of month length. If not, I feared for the present not to talk of the future of this Forum.

#FIMmuststop!!

Cc Seun

too much grammar, how are we going to understand dis now?

Oliviaarims:
I don't intend to be cynical,but before ppl go about making noise that they are keeping their virginity to
glorify God,they should ensure that every other aspect of their life is intact. Does virginity make up 4 a multitude of other sins humans are guilty of?
The issue of virginity has become a really subjective nd relative issue...some ppl just don't care about it. Plus,it doesn't guarantee anything,really.
U're a virgin? Fine..keep it to urself and concentrate on keeping it that way if u wish...Not blabbing to the whole world.

i sight ur frustration sister, take heart and dont give up u can still make use of alum to tight it a little.

Krystalzkris:
who e help Una too dey hype all dis tnx...

DONT FORCE UR FRUSTRATION ON THE GUY, he didnt made u a dicck sampler, give credit to someone dat value her dignity.

mashin:
I feel conserved about this, am not writing this because am a proud type, but for the Glory of God almighty, i have stayed with my fiancee for 7 years and 6 months, we graduated from the same university, we did our traditional wedding on the 24th of October 2015, our white wedding comes up by November 7th, though we trusted each other, but i still have to confirm from my Gynaechologist, that my wife to be is a virgin @ 27, and currently running her Msc. You too can do it to the glory of God, it pays to be faithful to God. We hope to wed next week and hope for a good job and a God fearing family. If you practice, you can get use to it. It was hard for me, to take my mind off at initial stage, but God helped us till, we became the last one standing among our peers.

IF U WANT PUBLICITY why nairaland?, u dont knw NTA or something? av seen many people over 30 and still a virgin and morover u havent even confirm it maybe she i just one of the fake virgins. mtcheew.

raayah:
[size=17pt]You are part of the problem[/size]

and so wat? am sure some perverts will start liking ur post now cus dey have seen breast and morover dont u tinks it neccesay 4 u to post ur night stand price on ur signature? u might get customers here.

raayah:
Why do the mods not enforce rule 2?

Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to Nairaland members OR THEIR TRIBES.

Its extremely difficult to make a comment without being insulted on this forum.
I look at a lot of threads daily and its full of unnecessary and undeserved insults.

You don't agree with someone's opinion? Make your case without insulting them.
As adults, we should learn how to act maturely both on-line and offline.

We should also stop liking and sharing posts that are provocative in nature, we should join hands and call people out when they are being immature.

I have reported several posts that break this rule, but nothing has happened. Why are the mods not enforcing rule 2?

cus if dey enforced it stupiid people like u wont stop there stupidity.

Twaci:
Looking like a tomboy.....
Easy with the yabs oh

NICE ONE

MsGlobalwonder:
MissES

misses? i see, an awkward moment when a dicck sampler saw a fine boy with fine dicck rock a fine hair style and she said its misses, we all knw u are being sarcasm with that i knw u which u can just ride dat dicck 4 just a day.

MsGlobalwonder:
<------ atheist and/or agnostics be like...

mere meaning of an atheist u dont knw, does his post luk like he is one? u just see people typing atheist and u too want to belong, mtcheew..

MsGlobalwonder:
not nice...

HE TYPED THE TRUTH

MsGlobalwonder:
but your fav Hollywood celebs wear more layers of "marykay" and other products. Be nice.

another self consolation

MsGlobalwonder:
be nice, 5yrs is a lot of yrs and it's no guarantee for anyone.

i can sense frustration in u, and am sure u are as old as her, consoling urself 4 being single @40? u better dont compare urself with her, she is rich and beautiful hence she can easily get a guy anytime she want, but u? am sure nobody wanna date a liability even @30 but u @40? am sure u are a goNNER.

MsGlobalwonder:
is it your above 45?

another atomic bomb, and u tink ur parent didnt waste money by sending u to school? thats if u go to any school at all.

MsGlobalwonder:
marry her...

and if he didnt marry dont tink u should marry her and make her ur lesbian partner?

MsGlobalwonder:
loool... on NL men are more obsessed about a woman getting married than the woman sef. Wonderment. Is it your younger? Is it your marry?

wat is dis? do u go to school at all?

danlistic:
There is this very beautiful light skinned girl i met but she played hard to get initially not knowing that she also has hidden feelings but we were casual friends.I used that avenue of friendship to show her love,care and attention but she maintained her ground.Our closeness grew until her birthday came and i surprised her with astonishing gifts and presents.She was so happy until when i asked her to be her boyfriend and she said 'NO'.I was speechless for few minutes just standing there staring at her .After that,i decided to give her some space.Middle of this year,i met another light skinned girl(i don't date dark skinned girls) and we started a relationship but i still communicate with the other one.She came to visit me at my work place with a shocking information that she loves me but she was just trying to know if am serious w

when did marrying someone from another church become an issue? too many senseless beings on nairaland.

standingtall:
hi guys,

I have been dating my fiance for 3 years now. In the beginning everything was cool until recently. About a month ago, I found condoms an, empty pack of condoms in his bag, I confronted him about it and he told me he saw the pack on the floor and he liked the colour of the pack so he picked it up.

I let it go because I didn't want to upset him since he started getting upset.

Fast forward to today, I was looking for change in his bag and this time I found 3 different brands of unused condoms in his bag.

I didn't say anything and I won't say anything. I am hurt and crying inside.I just don't understand what he wants again. I hate him so much right now.

Please my sisters, I need a coping mechanism until am safely far from him. Sorry about my epistle. I needed to let it out.

I dont knw why u nigerians are so dumb, go abroad and see couples doing fetish or 3some with other people voluntarly, but in nigeria every minor tin is an issue.

doneee:
My girlfriends since day one, always have the two.


How about you?

BOTH, but body come first

HawksDude:
We broke up some days ago but I still see her all over Nairaland! I've blocked her in every social medium, except this Nairaland that I love so much and it makes me sad.

another under 18 on nairaland, so wat is our business if u break up with someone or not? if u want publicity dont u tink u should make use of NTA or something?

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi guys, why would someone call you ugly and then try to get your attention?

I find it confusing.[/color]

so many stupiid threads from u dis days, was it that u are on ur period or ur brain is on vacation?

missyadorable:
You learn Not to put all your eggs in one basket
And
To Stop displaying boyfriends on social media(facebook,whatsapp,bbm,twitter,instagram,etc)
Wait till it materialises to be sure you are the main boo
Cos even your boo get a boo

consoling urself? nice one!