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CelebritiesRe: Actress Rita Dominic's Lovely Afternoon Photo by Johnnoah1st: 9:10pm On Oct 28, 2015
MsGlobalwonder:
marry her... wink
and if he didnt marry dont tink u should marry her and make her ur lesbian partner?
CelebritiesRe: Actress Rita Dominic's Lovely Afternoon Photo by Johnnoah1st: 9:08pm On Oct 28, 2015
MsGlobalwonder:
loool... on NL men are more obsessed about a woman getting married than the woman sef. Wonderment. Is it your younger? Is it your marry? undecided undecided
wat is dis? do u go to school at all?
RomanceRe: Advise-he Is In Love With Two Girls But Don't Know Whom To Marry by Johnnoah1st: 4:05am On Oct 27, 2015
danlistic:
There is this very beautiful light skinned girl i met but she played hard to get initially not knowing that she also has hidden feelings angry but we were casual friends.I used that avenue of friendship to show her love,care and attention but she maintained her ground.Our closeness grew until her birthday came and i surprised her with astonishing gifts and presents.She was so happy until when i asked her to be her boyfriend and she said 'NO'.I was speechless for few minutes just standing there staring at her lipsrsealed embarassed.After that,i decided to give her some space.Middle of this year,i met another light skinned girl(i don't date dark skinned girls) wink cheesy and we started a relationship but i still communicate with the other one.She came to visit me at my work place with a shocking information that she loves me but she was just trying to know if am serious w
when did marrying someone from another church become an issue? too many senseless beings on nairaland.
RomanceRe: Found Condoms In My Fiance's Bag.again! by Johnnoah1st: 3:59am On Oct 27, 2015
standingtall:
hi guys,

I have been dating my fiance for 3 years now. In the beginning everything was cool until recently. About a month ago, I found condoms an, empty pack of condoms in his bag, I confronted him about it and he told me he saw the pack on the floor and he liked the colour of the pack so he picked it up.

I let it go because I didn't want to upset him since he started getting upset.

Fast forward to today, I was looking for change in his bag and this time I found 3 different brands of unused condoms in his bag.

I didn't say anything and I won't say anything. I am hurt and crying inside.I just don't understand what he wants again. I hate him so much right now.

Please my sisters, I need a coping mechanism until am safely far from him. Sorry about my epistle. I needed to let it out.
I dont knw why u nigerians are so dumb, go abroad and see couples doing fetish or 3some with other people voluntarly, but in nigeria every minor tin is an issue.
RomanceRe: Guys, Which Do You Prefer, A Beautiful Face Or A Banging Body? by Johnnoah1st: 3:45am On Oct 27, 2015
doneee:
My girlfriends since day one, always have the two.


How about you?
BOTH, but body come first
RomanceRe: I Hate Seeing Her On Nairaland! by Johnnoah1st: 3:43am On Oct 27, 2015
HawksDude:
We broke up some days ago but I still see her all over Nairaland! I've blocked her in every social medium, except this Nairaland that I love so much and it makes me sad.
another under 18 on nairaland, so wat is our business if u break up with someone or not? if u want publicity dont u tink u should make use of NTA or something?
RomanceRe: Why Would A Guy Call You Ugly But Try To Get Your Attention The Next Day? by Johnnoah1st: 3:39am On Oct 27, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi guys, why would someone call you ugly and then try to get your attention?

I find it confusing.[/color]
so many stupiid threads from u dis days, was it that u are on ur period or ur brain is on vacation?
RomanceRe: 7 Benefits Of Experiencing A Relationship Break-Up by Johnnoah1st: 3:36am On Oct 27, 2015
missyadorable:
You learn Not to put all your eggs in one basket
And
To Stop displaying boyfriends on social media(facebook,whatsapp,bbm,twitter,instagram,etc)
Wait till it materialises to be sure you are the main boo
Cos even your boo get a boo
consoling urself? nice one!
RomanceRe: The Dangers In Long Distance Relationships by Johnnoah1st: 3:34am On Oct 27, 2015
veeluv2015:
https://nairarepublic.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/long-distance.png

Sometimes, our relationships fail without us having an idea about what went wrong. We feel so in love with someone and all of a sudden, that feeling disappears. We try to lie to ourselves that it’s still there but when we search deeper, we realize it left us a long time ago. What am I talking about here? Distance kills feelings slowly without us realizing it till there’s almost nothing you can do about it.

Of course they keep the communication line open, send gifts and cards to each other through courier, wire money through banks and all that but it can’t be the same as sitting next to each other and offering a shoulder when your partner needs one to cry on. There are times when certain things happen in our lives and we need someone very dear to us to look us in the eyes and tell us it’s going to be okay. What happens then? You might say thank God for the
am allergic to novels
RomanceRe: Pls Wot Do I Do With Him? by Johnnoah1st: 3:32am On Oct 27, 2015
Anyss:
I got a frend I met like a month ago in an interview(looks gud dou). We exchanged contacts and we got talking. Somhow I got to tell him dat I speak to my guy once or twice a day n I love it. And gbam, he starts calling me,thinking he's being cool buh truth is he's choking me big time. Don't knw how to tell him without hurting him cos wen Eva he calls( always ova 30min n close to 1hour) d dude be like "my dear am so glad, like u jus made ma day,U r so funny(even wen I dey use style tell am reality) blah blah blah, ma babe jus Got me angry now ------stories, or my babe is annoying don't av time for me, can't pick common Call, she always too busy," and all those? How do I tell him now. Seriously cos am suffocating. Wetin Mak I use dis guy do abeg?

I knw some NLders be like,"story 4 d gods abi gerrara here" lol. Buh seriously I need advice
invite him to ur house get a gun ready (i can borrow u a gun if dont have) then shoot him, my2cent.
RomanceRe: Guys, Which Of These Fake Things Do You Hate Most? by Johnnoah1st: 3:27am On Oct 27, 2015
farano:
So many ladies wear these things to look more attractive.. Which of them do you hate most?

1. Fake lashes

2. Butt pads

3. Bra pads

4. Too much make-up

5. Fake boobs

6. Long fake nails

7. Wigs/hair extensions

8. High heels

LOL. What do you say guys?
HATE IT ALL
RomanceRe: Are You Dating The Right Guy? by Johnnoah1st: 3:21am On Oct 27, 2015
Nemerulez:
It is very important for you to be certain that you are dating the right man for you.

A woman needs affection, attention, protection, love, care and understanding from her husband.

Most times, the pressure from family, friends, relatives and the society affect our decisions in making the right choices. There's this conception about the age of a woman making her fully ripe for marriage. But I have come to realise that age doesn't have anything to do with marriage. It is all in the mind.

If you are mature in your mind and you are well informed about taking a certain decision, do you consider age as a factor? Hardly.

So my dear ladies, do not let anyone convince you to get married when you are not sure about the man you are dating no matter your age.

Does he have self control? Is he spirit filled? Know that one thing is to
i would have insult u but by merely sighting dat 2 melons on ur profile pics my brain immediately reset to normal.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Single? Lets Mingle by Johnnoah1st: 3:18am On Oct 27, 2015
missKiffy:
Hi guys, this thread is created for singles who are ready to mingle, I wouldn't want to put a age restriction because even if you do, people who are younger might still come in but please let's be matured on this thread, no insults, respect others opinion and feel free to drop your bio or contact in the thread or to anyone you are interested in. I believe there are matured singles here on nairaland. Legggooo
dis shiit arent suppose to stay on romance section, cc: farano move dis thrash to d dustbin.
FashionRe: Top 10 Foreign Female Celebs Who Are Ugly And Overrated by Johnnoah1st: 3:13am On Oct 27, 2015
Durentt:
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Kim kard
3. Maggie Gyllen
4. Rihanna
u mean angelina jolie is not beautiful? are sure ur natural eye is still working i should get u an optical glass? do u live in dis planet earth or somewhere in mercury? cus i dont just get dis.
RomanceRe: Is Bestiality Common? by Johnnoah1st: 3:06am On Oct 27, 2015
Durentt:
Am really confused right now as to why people have sex with animals, is it due to a sexual attraction to animals or is it out of desperation?
I know dis is a world of freedom but bestiality is crazy even crazier dan homosexuality.
Even countries like denmark now legalized bestiality (zoophilia). The danish law states that humans can have sex with animals as long as the animal doesnt suffer, which begs the question: How would one know if an animal enjoyed human sex angry Denmark already has an animal brothel which according to www.icenews.com charges between 87dollar-170dollars depending on animal of choice soon everywhere wud be free and people can fornica.te with animals, legally.
Laws shud be strongly placed against dis acts to protect our defenseless animals.
ask here>>> www.google.com
FamilyRe: How My Late Aunt Maturely Dealt With Her Cheating Husband.........ladies LEARN! by Johnnoah1st: 2:42am On Oct 27, 2015
dearestaramide:
MY uncle and i love to have conversations on life, relationships, politics etc.Any way we got into discussion on the high rate of divorce in Nigeria and he went on express what he felt were cause of it.He emphasised on patience and forgiveness and went on to tell me of an experience that cured him of his playa life style

Years ago, my uncle was like the average Nigerian man,that is of course womaniser but like the average man,he was smart not to flaunt it though as women,we always can tell.His wife had always known and was always told by her over sabi friends but since she never caught him red handed,she couldn't do anything about it.

The constant late night calls, meetings, sudden travels increased her her belief of what she already knew.what could she do ? yes as any average wife ,she was in pains but still showed him love and made sure she was there for him any time he needed a friend to talk to.
what is d name of d movie? shey na comedy or tragedy
RomanceRe: The Worst Statement Your Wife Ever Made To You. by Johnnoah1st: 11:08pm On Oct 26, 2015
Zhul001:
Naira landers, I do think am easily annoyed this days with the occasional Reply my wife throw at me, which gets fire burning in my head. I feel like reaping her apart.
What is the worst statement your wife or fiance ever made to you that got you mad.
she said she loved me, dat d worst statement av ever heard from her
RomanceRe: HE Has Not Been Circumsized, Should She Have Sex With Him? by Johnnoah1st: 10:13pm On Oct 26, 2015
MsGlobalwonder:
good to know. wink wink
SO U DONT WANT TO REPLY AGAIN?
RomanceRe: HE Has Not Been Circumsized, Should She Have Sex With Him? by Johnnoah1st: 10:00pm On Oct 26, 2015
MsGlobalwonder:
good to know. wink wink
OYA SHOW ME UR PICS, even if it 4 a minute.
RomanceRe: HE Has Not Been Circumsized, Should She Have Sex With Him? by Johnnoah1st: 9:52pm On Oct 26, 2015
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RomanceRe: HE Has Not Been Circumsized, Should She Have Sex With Him? by Johnnoah1st: 9:46pm On Oct 26, 2015
MsGlobalwonder:
lmaooooo. You are terrible with comprehension. Sai abasi! "One of the languages"... are you so daft? Arghhhh. I like the fact that you wanna come for me but you ain't even upgrading punchlines. Pentium1 is even better. Meanwhile, i'm Nigerian and Yoruba. I am a proud polyglot . I speak 3 international languages, plus Yoruba,a little Igbo and Pidgin English. An average dutch man cant speak Yoruba and other Nigerian languages, so why should I be so proud of speaking a non-native and "non-lingua franca"? Your problems are many, a very low-self esteem is part of it too. Choi! Pele oo. Waaye. Lool
ok confirm, u have won, but do knw am already falling in luv wit u even without seeing u? show me ur pics let me see ya face.
CelebritiesRe: Davido - Olamide- Wizkid's Fleet Of Cars And Their Worth [Photos] by Johnnoah1st: 9:07pm On Oct 26, 2015
WHO ARE THEY?
RomanceRe: HE Has Not Been Circumsized, Should She Have Sex With Him? by Johnnoah1st: 8:14pm On Oct 26, 2015
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MsGlobalwonder:
lmaooo @ fighting words!! Lmaooo grin cheesy cheesy. You are such a suckling child.haha. It's Yoruba. One of the many languages I can proudly say i'm an authority in. Lmaoo. I love that I make u paranoid. Kikiki. *singing* sho le, ko lo le (2x), u come dey form like say u le... grin grin cheesy
. DU BIST SAUER, ur mates learn international languages like, french, german, portugese, spanish, italian, chinese, and u are proud to knw yoruba? u are so dauce more dan what i took u 4.
RomanceRe: HE Has Not Been Circumsized, Should She Have Sex With Him? by Johnnoah1st: 8:09pm On Oct 26, 2015
komek:
Bro if u will take ur time and go thru my posts on NL (which I know u will do cos u don't have anything reasonable doing) u will be able to see how I hÀve tongue lashed girls on this forum cos I careless about them. When u first posted ur comment on this thread, that was exactly what I had in mind. But when she came to reply u, it was so mature without any insults but with reasonable points, infact I felt ashamed for my sef for reasoning like a garage boy (I know u still don't feel u are reasoning like a garage boy yet). She keeps replying u with maturity and with good points. To me, she has done what an average Nigerian girl especially in a forum like this will not do, even me sef. So I felt I should commend her effort. From the argument btw the 2 of u, why u are blabbing like one of these girls who use etisalat free MB to browse. Receive sense and quit. ODE.
ok u av won, no need to argue wit u, ___ is d best anwser 4 a fool. MY2CENT.
RomanceRe: HE Has Not Been Circumsized, Should She Have Sex With Him? by Johnnoah1st: 8:02pm On Oct 26, 2015
MsGlobalwonder:
I need new punchlines. Holla when u've got any. If not gerrarahere omo abi ipabe. Adoju tini . wink
she want me to start learning fighting words, do u to take me 4 ur thugs and ghetto boyfriends? am a corporate guy! u are even suppose to go 4 thanksgiving in ur church/mosque/shrine dat u were opportuned to chat with me. u better behave normal and u might have d opportunity to date a handsome, cute and rich guy, dis is a life time opportunity u better dont miss. my2cent.
RomanceRe: HE Has Not Been Circumsized, Should She Have Sex With Him? by Johnnoah1st: 7:45pm On Oct 26, 2015
MsGlobalwonder:
grin grin cheesy cheesy Nigga is so foolish that even the foolish get insulted when they see him. I mean, I can't deal. Even a guy is pissed. Lmaooo .you better be "fearing" him o. He said he is rich,handsome and well travelled.Nigga dat lives on govt benefits in germany. Lmaooo
u should knw dat guy is a pervert and hustle 4 anything under skirt just like u hustle 4 d opposite, but dont u tink i will only take u serious if u have even see an airport b4 talkless of entering any? my2cent

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