₦airaland Forum

MsGlobalwonder:
looking forward to u stalking me as u've threatened #CantWait #ByeFelicia

if u cant wait dont u tink its gud 4 u to make use of d lagoon, hang urself or something? dat will u surely stop d frustration in u and at dsame time save u from my den.

komek:
One quality I don't have is what u have exhibited here. I don't have such patience and the ability to reply people the way u have done so far. Keep it up dear.

see dis one, cus u saw breast now uR brain have scattered? all dis stupid pervert luking 4 girl on d internet am even sure with dis ur consolation message she wont still reply ur pm, nigga go work and get ur cash trust me u wont have d time to impress ladies on d internet cus u will be able to fucck different biItch with different pussay and different height and stature and clean plus high class babes, stop showing ur stupidity here. MY2CENT

MsGlobalwonder:
lmaooooo... i'm having the fun of my life. Have you heard of "wi-fi", post-paid services? You likely won't have. Your government benefits coupled with prostitution can't upgrade you to that level. Kikiki. Waa wa alright.

ok u have won dis too, hahahahahahahaha, u knw wat they called wifi? u see wat google have caused? anybody can just knw anything dis days, all tanks to google.

MsGlobalwonder:
lmaoooooooooo.... rich,cute,fresh and travelled the world. Awwww. You forgot to add that you are a pariah and u live on the government. Lmaooo. Like i've said for the umpteenth time, I am a professional. I'm no bimbo, so looks and superficial stuffs don't define me... don't get it twisted tho, i'm awesome, perhaps the most awesome human you can ever meet. You see ehen, I don't even know mechanics and carpenters; but I don't mind knowing them. You may ask why? Yes, it's prospective, legitimate and because of my training I can help such individual become a billionaire in no time (yes, Nigeria is prospective and productive like that) ; it's wayy better than prostitution and living on the government like u and urs do .Now run along. Bring more punchlines son, u're becoming too bland. Kikiki. PS: incase you don't understand *

ok u have won is dat all? lol, making someone billonaire when she cant even acces the internet without mtn free mb.

MsGlobalwonder:
huh? Delusional too? Sorry... waa wa alright. *kisses* Lmaooo!!! I'm so scared!! Awwww... i'm so scared of ur threats. Chai! .you're so silly! If you followed me so what? Lmaooo. You think you can take me on? Hahaha. Bring it on boy!! I love ur type. You will even make me more active here. It's so sad it's with a child, but then it's great to unwind. Na u go run. Bring it on son!!

cant u see am handsome, cute, fresh, rich and have travel round d world? now let me get something straight to ur empty skull, do i luk like any of d mechanics, capenters u sample there diccks dere in nigeria, i dont roll with low class girls, swerve>>> and go chat with someone on ur level, DUMMES MADCHEN!

Estharfabian:
I Look at what Girls do these days...And I'm Like...God! why Am I A girl?? WHY??!

Why can't there be another name for Desperate chicks..they shouldn't be called "ladies"..Arrrrggggh!!...*Covers face*
This is Sad...really SAD...

what is dis one saying? abeg shut up! u better tender ur own cv too and stop forming.

MsGlobalwonder:
hope u learned not to call someone a prostitute cheaply just because u're surrounded left,right and centre with prostitutes? Good boy. *drink to that*

do u knw why i followed u? i have officially systematically and automatically marked ur face on dis forum.

quote me again and enter the lagoon.

MsGlobalwonder:
oh dear! U don't have punchlines. Arghhh. U keep sounding like a broken record. Same old same old. No wits, nothing. Perhaps u're "on top" already. Hehe. Holla when u have something better. This is too dry pulzzz

dats ur problem, anyway tanks 4 keeping me company. am no more bored, *off to bed* later.....

MsGlobalwonder:
hahaha. Awwwwww, now I feel genuinely sorry for you. I mean, u can't comprehend the fact that some pple make legitimate livelihood .awwww. Let's start with checking you into a rehab, ur psyche is totally messed up. All expense paid. *I have plenty time for silly boys like u dat get orgasm in bullying women. I have ur time.* bring it on lad... abi it has gotten to ur turn to lay ur momma?

i didnt say u are doing non legitimate business, remember prostitution are legal in some country? am just trying to help ur ministry by paying u x10 of ur normal price, trust me am a cheerful giver dats why i offer u dat price and morover i can see d frustration in u dat it been a while u last had a customer, ok let me be civil here, name ur price if dat price is too small and am gonna pay and not because ur pussay is special but cus i wanna take u out of the frustation caused by lack of customer.

MsGlobalwonder:
naaa dignity? Never! For u to spot prostitutes easy gives u out. It's a vicious cycle u all take turns in ur family, it's best imagined.kikiki. U gats survive one way or the other. You can't hide it, see u thinking dat everyone online hustles like ur family. Some of us are professionals with something very good going for us, we don't prostitute Ard. However, we run foundations that help prostitutes . So apply within *wink* wink*

yes i knw prostitutes are also professionals, and i knw u are now a grand patron in d bussines so u now run a prostitute organization , but girl how much is ur price per/night, i a need a biitch in my yahct 2marow, can i flow u to germany here? trust me am gonna pay x10 d price u normally charge 4 a night stand.

MsGlobalwonder:
...and like I said it's so easy for you to spot a prostitute online because your mama is a prostitute, infact you also sleep with ur mum for favors *wink*. Your sisters ain't left out. I mean aw will they train u to b so mannerless if dey ain't prostitutes. Kikiki. Sure ur "prostitutional" family will be so proud of u. .

anyway, " in mrcork voice" need i remind u my family have dignity and name to protect? dey dont sample diccks not some worthless fellow like u who alway put ur family name in d mould and can jump on anything under trouse. repent ur ways girl its not too late, my2cent.

akike:
Yeah, just like your mum before she finally settled down with your dad

lol, u tink d girl can reply ur pm? all dis stupiid nairaland perverts, anytime dey saw monickers with F they immedietly started thinking with dere diccks INSTEAD OF BRAIN.

MsGlobalwonder:
my darling, u DON'T owe dat boy any explanation. Just send him home...U just wanna trample on a woman because you can. Lounging in ur ignorance and still bullying the person trying to help. Iranu ati abasha

i can feel ur pain girl, but dont 4get u can do as shown below to ease d pain

MsGlobalwonder:
Lool. Dead lines. You ain't even smart nor creative. Gerrarahere silly lad trying to use me to practice punchlines. It's so easy to spot a jejune.they can't maintain a cerebral convo,it's insult. Hehe. Go tell that to all the young and old in your entire household boy.

u are crazy, wat i told d girl is d plain truth and if u are a prostitute like her dont put ur frustration on me and u dont just quote me anyhow cus i didnt remember quoting u, u see girl my main point and d message am trying to pass out is d dat u dis sluts should have some dignity and stop sampling dicks, and later on forming SU for ur future husband. my2cent.

nd07:
guy ds is too bad calling her a prostitute. must she be a prostitute to know some certain things? pls let's be matured.

speak 4 ur self, if u a not mature say it to urself, what i told d girl is d plain truth, dont poke ur nose on me cus she is female, stupiid pervet

free2ryhme:
Listen to this girl she is speaking from experience


From her analysis one can deduce she don dey hammer come tey tey


see as boys they mugu for Nl because of pisure chei perverts plenty for nairaland

I TELL U MA GUY, see as they support her cus she is a female

dkronicle:
correct, this was wat I was expecting u to tell him... Dat guy is crazie

**just eat pop corn okay ?**

just like ur father is crazy?

MsGlobalwonder:
Jeez... you are unapologetically uncouth boy. She is a prostitute because she knows what you don't know? How do u call someone a prostitute cheaply like that? Let me guess... perhaps because u live with prostitutes ranging from the youngest to the oldest in your household. Abi, how else do u decipher a prostitute just by reading what they write. Hey boy, u sick!

is dis msglobalwonder? who released u from yaba left? or have they started using internet there?

another flat head, empty threat, chest beaters be like>>>>>>>>

iamkeyz:
we are civilized we are IPOB we dont take nor give BRIBE in any of its forms..................... NNAMDI KANU did NOTHING he MUST be released UNCONDITIONALLY else we go VIOLENT and hey trust IPOB we dont mince words.....................

noblemails:
so many people has been deceived in the name of playing their football career in India. Dnt let indecision weigh you down, make up your mind on what your going to India to do; is either you are going for studies / training sessions or businesses..... no job of any kind, even millions of Indians are jobless. Football should be out from your mind. why not try some other countries in the European continents or else where in any south American countries... Going to India to play football? I laugh in swahili..looool

how much is indian visa?

with all the rant we have seen on nairaland and since monday that nnmadi kanu have been granted bail by dss what is stoping them from getting him realesed? so the whole biafra dont have 6million? or no body on level16 in d entire biafra?

BlackrulesDworld:
You need to change the kind of people you walk with boy, I think they are influencing your life negatively.

ernesty20:
Useless post from a useless animal

BlackrulesDworld:
You need to change the kind of people you walk with boy, I think they are influencing your life negatively.

only if both of u have any sense and ur parent didnt waste money by sending u to elementary school u would have understand wat I wrote, but gosh! sense is an alien to u.

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raayah:
When I deal with dummies online I have to come down to their level.

av come down to ur leven here, dats why am replying u

If its okay for you to call me a prostitute because I know what a dick looks like, why can't I call you female family members that.?

cus dey all have self esteem and dont sample diccks.

i was going through one of a facebook friend timeline, and saw these particular guy creating post on this girl timeline, with something like


" how are u"
"its been a long time
" how is school"
"please ave lost ur phone no pls send me ur phone number again, e.t.c yet dis particular girl dont even reply just one of his post and yet he kept on writing on her timeline.

raayah:
I googled circumsized vs uncircumsized and just summarized the first page that popped up.
Secondly, How does looking at a penis or even having sex make one a prostitute? Probably your mom and sisters are prostitutes too because they have all seen a penis before and have had sex before.

Look, we are all adults and should behave like one. There is no reason to call me degrading names on-line just because you are unsure of how I got my information. A simple question should have been asked.

@bolded, i would have taken u serious, but with d bolded statement, am more dan convice u are JUST one of the dummy's on nairaland.

Oyind17:
I'm good, you?

am cul, its seems u are less active on nairaland dis days.

@bolded, dats a typical example of word from someONE who have seen it physically and dont tell ME u searched google 4 it

raayah:
When an uncircumcised dick is erect, it looks like a circumcised dick. There's no difference. It all feels the same.
Its shocking at first if you are not used to it. She has nothing to be scared of.

raayah:
You know that a quick google search will tell you exactly what I just posted?
Why label me a prostitute for speaking basic science?

Oyind17:
Food without taste, can't eat such and won't advice anyone to

OYIN its been a while how are u doing?

ZeliaLauren:
Ok, this guy should cut the crap here! He keeps calling and calling my phone! i know i gave him my number and all, but he is just someone i met on Palmchat. He keeps saying he wants to date me. I mean i like him, but i am not cool with the fact that i met him on an instant messaging app.
So ladies, am i old school, or is it cool to date a guy you met through instant messaging?

so many under 18 on nairaland dis days

Harbosede02:
Hehehehehehehaha

why d heck are u laughing? u mean u havent tasted an uncirmcised dicck b4?

raayah:
When an uncircumcised dick is erect, it looks like a circumcised dick. There's no difference. It all feels the same.
Its shocking at first if you are not used to it. She has nothing to be scared of.

ONE of the nigerian prostitute spotted, she have tasted both uncircumcised and circumcised dicck and someone will marry u saying he have gat a wife.