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Romance › Re: Durentt Is A 12 Years Old Kid by Johnnoah1st: 6:42pm On Nov 06, 2015
honeygirl17:
I know him outside nairaland,I have your birth certificate



prove coming later
oyin pls free d guy, with d rate of dis bashing against him on nairaland, he may soo commit suicide, he doesnt have dat strong mind
Romance › Re: Ladies Alert!!!!!! by Johnnoah1st: 6:25pm On Nov 06, 2015
Benignasweety:
This is to inform all the amiable ladies who has started engaging in sexual acts that the use of protection and contraceptives is cool and as such the best.... But shld a lady get pregnant and she knws she doesn't want to keep it, do urself a favour and terminate it without telling ur man. Note: Any man who has had his girlfriend have an abortion, no matter the love he claims to have for her will NEVER marry her. If you are bold enough to kip d pregnancy, u wld forever remain happy cuz no matter wat, ur boyfriend will cherish your courage and would be thankful you gave him a MINI-HIM.... Ladies take note plx..
all i see here is a clown trying to justify is evil deed, u don abort? when dey tell u sex is not 4 under 18, u wont listen
Nairaland General › Re: Another Fake Account O!!! vizkiz is a foolish fake boi by Johnnoah1st: 6:14pm On Nov 06, 2015
Durentt:
Go and plead on ur mother's behalf. Useless attention seeker
seeking for attention of who? a maggot like u? anyway i knw u must have been crying by now, pls take dis handkerchief and clean ur face.

Nairaland General › Re: Another Fake Account O!!! vizkiz is a foolish fake boi by Johnnoah1st: 6:06pm On Nov 06, 2015
TOMTOM15:
Faggo't go and get a life and stop throwing jibe on everybody... If i were you now, i start preparing for my fought comming jamb and post jamb but you are here venting your anger every soul.. stupid fa.g
bro. pls dont take dis personal, dis guy was once a normal being like u untill the wicked people of dis world do meetings on his issue, and dey make once a normal guy to a now metally deranged guy, we is pals plead on is behalf on whatever damage he may have cost,
PLS ACCEPT OUR APOLOGY SIR.
Nairaland General › Re: Another Fake Account O!!! vizkiz is a foolish fake boi by Johnnoah1st: 5:43pm On Nov 06, 2015
Durentt:
Impersonator.
*sobbing* brother who ever did dis to ur life may he/she ........ *cursing* people in dis world are wicked oo, imagine dey turn young man like dis to a corporate mad man. only we his close allies no he is mentally deranged, he doesnt strip, ahahahaha' dis world! pls can someone refer me to a powerful pastor? dis man life shouldnt remain like dis.
Nairaland General › Re: Another Fake Account O!!! vizkiz is a foolish fake boi by Johnnoah1st: 5:32pm On Nov 06, 2015
Durentt:
shutup. Biitch, who knows if its u handling the two accounts sef. Idiat. Defending d foolish impersonator like say na u born am. Gerrrahere mehn shiiiit
hmm.. bro, *drag him to a corner* whisper" bros pls stop disgracing us like dis naa, u knw only we ur pals knw u are placed on hourly drug medication, and u always lost ur sense completly any hour u fail to take ur drugs, and now u rush to nairaland when u havent take ur drugs for d past 5hours, and people will start taking uR comments serious when dey dont even knw ur mental status, bro is dis fair? *crying*
Romance › Re: Most Girls Ain't Single B4 You Ask Them Out..and They Say 'yes' by Johnnoah1st: 4:37pm On Nov 06, 2015
Jollyjoy:
oooomehncheesycheesy
u can lie eeeeh .
lie? have u see a pastor lieing b4?
Romance › Re: Most Girls Ain't Single B4 You Ask Them Out..and They Say 'yes' by Johnnoah1st: 4:31pm On Nov 06, 2015
Jollyjoy:
ur date is a nlderhuh
lol, date nairalander? am a pastor oo, i dont roll wit nairalanders.
Romance › Re: Most Girls Ain't Single B4 You Ask Them Out..and They Say 'yes' by Johnnoah1st: 4:12pm On Nov 06, 2015
Jollyjoy:
ur gal ishuh?otondocheesycheesycheesycheesy
na play ooocheesy
i mean one of d girls dat normally fight me on dis forum.
Nairaland General › Re: Another Fake Account O!!! vizkiz is a foolish fake boi by Johnnoah1st: 4:09pm On Nov 06, 2015
prettythicksme:
grin angry no let me vex for u cos i am burning right now ! cheesy
@bold and u dont have any lagoon near ur vicinity? why dont u take a solace there? trust me ur body will be cul.
Romance › Re: Most Girls Ain't Single B4 You Ask Them Out..and They Say 'yes' by Johnnoah1st: 4:05pm On Nov 06, 2015
Jollyjoy:
guy dis tin no make sense at all.
its my girl though, and also joking, i will edit it
Romance › Re: Most Girls Ain't Single B4 You Ask Them Out..and They Say 'yes' by Johnnoah1st: 3:57pm On Nov 06, 2015
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Nairaland General › Re: Another Fake Account O!!! vizkiz is a foolish fake boi by Johnnoah1st: 3:37pm On Nov 06, 2015
gifttracy:
I hate when you just accuse people without proof,I mean this is just dumb, including some of you accusing the op do same.
wat is dis one saying now? english please.....
Nairaland General › Re: Another Fake Account O!!! vizkiz is a foolish fake boi by Johnnoah1st: 3:22pm On Nov 06, 2015
Shamstiel:
But I dnt hav evidence again only if u ppls will check my brain
i have check it see d result i got below>>

Nairaland General › Re: Another Fake Account O!!! vizkiz is a foolish fake boi by Johnnoah1st: 3:18pm On Nov 06, 2015
Shamstiel:
I jst ask him nw n he say no dat I shuld nt upload his pix or fb name
dis guy is completely, automatically, systematically and officially mad, someone pls call yabaleft emergency line, dis is d said escaped patient dey have been looking 4. wat an escuse.
Nairaland General › Re: Another Fake Account O!!! vizkiz is a foolish fake boi by Johnnoah1st: 3:05pm On Nov 06, 2015
Shamstiel:
Hw cn I do dat pls tell me bcus b real person is nice
vizkiz is a popular nairalander and am sure many people would have see him physically hence making ur allegation senseless, post an fb link of dat ur neigbours friend here and people will confirm.
Politics › Re: They Fear Buhari A Lot: Boko Haram Survivors Narrate Ordeal by Johnnoah1st: 3:01pm On Nov 06, 2015
APC AND PROPAGANDA JUST be like bread and butter. inseparable!
Nairaland General › Re: Another Fake Account O!!! vizkiz is a foolish fake boi by Johnnoah1st:
Shamstiel:
I dnt know y some1 will b usin another person pix to gain likes. I hav anoda person tht is fake in this place. D person is my friend's neighbor in Abuja n dis one on nairaland say he is in lagos. And e hav been using my friend's neighbor pix on nairaland since. 2 many Thief here

BRB...
maybe u should just hack d account and bring d pics down. just saying...
Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To Someone You Love On Nairaland by Johnnoah1st(op): 2:26pm On Nov 06, 2015
MemphisDepay:
you are jobless. Your mates are there making money , you are here mincing sentences with me. You even took a further step checking out my dp. Atooooole Oniranu
@bold ok, noted! but dont u tink i will only take ur advice serious when i see ur name on d forbe list of world richest man? till then i still consider u a retTarded, and morover dont u tink u need to get down of d tree u climb in order to get network and reply me in dat ur village? u might just break ur back bone if u stay any longer on dat tree. all dis village boys self, any time dey manage to load #100 recharge card and was giving d usual mtn free mb, dey will just log on to d internet and start commenting when 4geting to make the neccesary connection between there brain and there hands.
Romance › Re: Wow! She Jus Gave Me The Sum Tottal Of Number Of Sex We've Had Dis Year by Johnnoah1st: 2:15pm On Nov 06, 2015
jonaifame22:
another yaba left escapee on the loose, I jus hope the security men at the gate have explanation to this! angry
ok, but seriously dont u tink u can make use of ur luk and make money for yaself? i just opened a new zoo and need a monkey there but i havent find any, pls can u act 4 me as monkey 4 d main time b4 getting d real monkey? cus wit ur luk u can easily fit in for a monkey without being detected by d tourist.
Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To Someone You Love On Nairaland by Johnnoah1st(op): 2:07pm On Nov 06, 2015
Laveda:
My boo can't do that tongue
And Nope, ama faithful bae cheesy
who told u dat u are a bae? do u tink dat word can be used for ungly girls?
Romance › Re: Wow! She Jus Gave Me The Sum Tottal Of Number Of Sex We've Had Dis Year by Johnnoah1st: 2:04pm On Nov 06, 2015
jonaifame22:
thanks, I've heard a lot of comments abt my packs, well,i don't do much, I've always done 30 pushs ups every morning when I wake and as I go up and down on the push ups I breathe in and out dat makes my belly strong and eat an egg every day wth suya every night which are both protein,remember protein is a body building food,and with this little things I do the good lord has made my effort pay off, thank you
and morover do u live in a zoo or reserve? cus i can see some cage and bush at d background, and why are u black like a monkey? dont u tink u need SOME bleaching creams?
Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To Someone You Love On Nairaland by Johnnoah1st(op): 2:01pm On Nov 06, 2015
Laveda:
Why are you so dumb? undecided
giving u an hint and not admitting.
Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To Someone You Love On Nairaland by Johnnoah1st(op): 1:54pm On Nov 06, 2015
MemphisDepay:
Bloody Bastard. That's what you are. Inferiority complex dey worry u
lol, dats me on my profile, u may not believe me cus ungliness is a genetic problem 4 ur line so its very hard to believe such handsomeness exist, even after so much editing and colour effect on d pics on ur dp u still luk like a monkey.
Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To Someone You Love On Nairaland by Johnnoah1st(op): 1:51pm On Nov 06, 2015
Laveda:
you finally admit you're a thief grin grin
Case closed. . cool
admitting wat? i still stand by it dat am d one on dat dp, anybody not satisfy can make use of rat poison or hack my account to bring d pics down. aint a coward, i always stand by whatever decision i make no matter d repercussion.
Romance › Re: Wow! She Jus Gave Me The Sum Tottal Of Number Of Sex We've Had Dis Year by Johnnoah1st: 1:44pm On Nov 06, 2015
jonaifame22:
e.g Johnnoah1st
ok let be serious here guy, luking at ur dp i so much envy ur 6packs, pls can u tell me d bodybuilder dat train u?
Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To Someone You Love On Nairaland by Johnnoah1st(op): 1:42pm On Nov 06, 2015
Laveda:
Not as bad as being a thief tongue
You stole picture of a guy like you embarassed embarassed
trust me, am as handsome as dat guy on my dp if not more in real life. dats why i used him to represent me, may u should try and do neck surgery cus i can see u have neck defect in ur pics.
Romance › Re: Wow! She Jus Gave Me The Sum Tottal Of Number Of Sex We've Had Dis Year by Johnnoah1st: 1:38pm On Nov 06, 2015
jonaifame22:
go ahead and lick a plugged boiling ring, if u're clueless undecided
many are mad few are in yabaleft,
Romance › Re: Wow! She Jus Gave Me The Sum Tottal Of Number Of Sex We've Had Dis Year by Johnnoah1st: 1:33pm On Nov 06, 2015
jonaifame22:
Mehn! I'm speechless I don't even know where to start.
and we should do wat?
Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To Someone You Love On Nairaland by Johnnoah1st(op): 1:31pm On Nov 06, 2015
Laveda:
Iranu Abasha!!! Shameless boy undecided undecided

Real niggas don't impersonate cool
are u related to any of the lizard species? why u kun do head like agama lizard @ur dp? no wonder!
Romance › Re: Am Heartbroken My Husband Is Cheating On Me by Johnnoah1st: 1:20pm On Nov 06, 2015
rose4flower:
Hello romance landers pls I need ur advice because am hurting badly for some times I av been suspecting my hubby of cheating on bt he kept denying he said he can't sleep with another woman apart frm he even said we should go 4 blood oath which we did by cutting ourselves & mixing each other blood & he swore Dat he wil nt climb anoder woman apart from me. Dis is a man we av sex everyday he keeps telling me despite all d tins I use to do 2 him bed wise Dat wat else is he looking for outside we do av X more dan 2hourrs everyday. Bt I av been noticing him receiving strange calls I voice out my suspicious bt he deny & most times he won't come he wil tel me he wants to spend d nite in his place of work and I av no reason to suspect him last week Wednesday we had a little misunderstanding b4 he left home he later cal me @ nite & said he is nt coming home Dat I shuld take
u dont knw something call "gum" ? u can make use of it to join ur heart back
Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To Someone You Love On Nairaland by Johnnoah1st(op): 1:17pm On Nov 06, 2015
MemphisDepay:
the guy aint well..
just like u father?

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