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CelebritiesRe: Sanusi's Daughter Writes Linda Ikeji About Her Commenters by Johnnoah1st:
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raayah:
I love this woman!
What is the point of linda ikeji just putting up her pictures calling her stunning. She is not contesting for miss Nigeria. She is not a fashion model.
Next time, if Linda wants to introduce someone like her to LIB, talk about her achievements and future goals (if any).
Very proud of you Khadija for speaking up for yourself.
. WAT is this one saying now? u always pretendING like u have sense when is even obvious to the blind dat u dont have any.
PoliticsRe: See What An Islamic Scholar Says About Women Terrorists by Johnnoah1st: 12:08pm On Nov 03, 2015
LastProphet:
This is what Palestinian-Jordanian islamic cleric Mashoor Bin Hassan Aal Salman said

"Terrorist Women In Heaven “Will Have A Man With A Penis That Never Bends”

watch the video to hear many other nonsense sold by these people

video source:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI9JYbfcPFU&feature=youtu.be
AM sure mohammed is a comedian when he was alive b4 he was poisened cus dis islam kind of a thing is such a comedy
PoliticsRe: How Saraki Bowed To APC - The Sun by Johnnoah1st: 11:37am On Nov 03, 2015
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RomanceRe: Nairalanders! Check Out My Six Packs (pic) by Johnnoah1st: 8:23am On Nov 03, 2015
[quote author=DarrkkRebel post=39631625][/quote]i will still say it again, many are mad but few are in yabaleft
PoliticsRe: FG Attributes Computer Crash To Delayed Salaries by Johnnoah1st:
EVEn in a bid to make sense, garba still end up making no sense, computer crashed?
PoliticsRe: Tension, As Saraki Names Committee Heads, Deputies by Johnnoah1st: 7:53am On Nov 03, 2015
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Christianity EtcRe: Fight The Islamic Agenda Now And Give Ur Children A More Peaceful Tomorrow by Johnnoah1st: 2:15am On Nov 03, 2015
lexiconkabir:
I can see that this dude is lonely and seriously needs to be engaged with something, maybe woke up from a scary nightmare then came here to spew tantrums. grin
OK NOTED, next...
Christianity EtcRe: Fight The Islamic Agenda Now And Give Ur Children A More Peaceful Tomorrow by Johnnoah1st: 2:08am On Nov 03, 2015
lexiconkabir:
who da hell is this silly dude? are u high on paw paw leaveshuh?
JUST LIKE MOHAMMED IS HIGH ON PAW PAW LEAVES?
Christianity EtcRe: Fight The Islamic Agenda Now And Give Ur Children A More Peaceful Tomorrow by Johnnoah1st: 1:57am On Nov 03, 2015
lexiconkabir:
lol, this cracked me up. cheesy
WHY WONT IT CRACKED U UP? when mohammed itself is blood sucking demon.
Christianity EtcRe: Fight The Islamic Agenda Now And Give Ur Children A More Peaceful Tomorrow by Johnnoah1st: 1:53am On Nov 03, 2015
Demmzy15:
Liar! You're a pure definition of hate, I know you long for another crusade. Very pathetic of you guys!
stfu man! only if weeds were ban from the days of adam am sure mohammed wont have created islam, cus someone must have smoke an high concentrate expired weed b4 he can create such a beast and destructive religion
RomanceRe: Guys, What Are The 5 Top Most Important Qualities That Attracts You To A Lady? by Johnnoah1st: 1:13am On Nov 03, 2015
quiinnBee:
i see boobs,thick everywhere.
none of y'all want a girl with brains? undecided
what am i going to use her brain 4 when i have mine?
RomanceRe: How Could An Angel Break My Heart? by Johnnoah1st: 1:11am On Nov 03, 2015
edoosasere:
Susan has been weeping so bitterly. She so wept that you will almost think she had lost a very close relative. Her eye balls were almost falling off her eyes. For days she has not eaten. She has been indoor confused and dejected. The only thing her brain could interpret was the trauma she was going through and to think that her foolishness had lead her into this made her torture unbearable. Am sure she must have contemplated suicide. What have I done to myself? She exclaimed. How could this be happening to me? She questioned herself.

At that point she concluded it was all oo future. moments, the fun, the outings, the ecstasies, the pleasures and all that characterized her........ Click for full story http://www.edoborosasere.com/how-to-avoid-heart-break/
have u heard about something like "la click la bend la yawere la enter the lagoon" b4? if u havent heard of it b4 dont worry its a spanish word 4 " ur website and post is good."
RomanceRe: PICTURE Of My Blonde Chick. Choi! See Pusssy!! by Johnnoah1st: 12:33am On Nov 03, 2015
Icecream4U:
wink
MANY ARE MAD but few are in yabaleft
RomanceRe: I Think My Fiance Wants To Leave Me. Plz Help!!! by Johnnoah1st: 12:31am On Nov 03, 2015
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RomanceRe: Which University In Nigeria Do They Have The Most Naughty Or Craziest Ladies by Johnnoah1st: 10:54pm On Nov 02, 2015
bronzegoddess:
U see what ayam saying?
WAT?
RomanceRe: Who Invented The Popular Nigerian Relationship Slogan "Have You Eaten" ??? by Johnnoah1st: 10:49pm On Nov 02, 2015
Hauneg:
Attention seeker.
I don quote you make your blood pressure no high.
Satisfiedhuh
SEEKING 4 ATTENTION OF WHO? u or who? am sure coackroach brain is a goliath compare to ur brain, and morover dont u tink its gud 4 u to upgrade the type of guys u roll with that asked u all dos stupiid question, anyway birds of thesame feather flocks together.
RomanceRe: Who Invented The Popular Nigerian Relationship Slogan "Have You Eaten" ??? by Johnnoah1st: 10:45pm On Nov 02, 2015
adeh39:
Shoro niyen? undecided
OYAMILENU OO, its been a while though.
RomanceRe: Who Invented The Popular Nigerian Relationship Slogan "Have You Eaten" ??? by Johnnoah1st: 10:27pm On Nov 02, 2015
Hauneg:
An average Nigerian is guilty of this, as most guys can't seem to make a healthy conversation with their partner or a lady they are asking out, without asking if they have eaten and what they ate.

Some ladies too are not helping matters as they usually tag the dudes that chose to skip the silly question uncaring and unromantic undecided

I once came across a thread on the front page some months back stating that most Nigerian relationships will come to an end the very day they chose to drop that line, and I wondered what the big deal was.

There are several ways to keep a relationship up and going, and loads of things to discuss other than something as lame as what one ate.
I am not in anyway indicating that asking your loved ones what they ate is bad, but making it an everyday thing is just boring and unreasonable.
Some persons make it
have u heard about something called "story for the gods" b4? if u havent heard of it b4, dont worry its mean ur post is gud.
RomanceRe: Which University In Nigeria Do They Have The Most Naughty Or Craziest Ladies by Johnnoah1st: 10:19pm On Nov 02, 2015
bronzegoddess:
na man u be naa. Its normal.
OK NOTED! but show us ur own booty dat is not fake.
RomanceRe: Guys, What Are The Top Five Things That Attract You Most To Ladies? by Johnnoah1st: 10:12pm On Nov 02, 2015
dlex21:
This is a counter thread to the one posted earlier today: https://www.nairaland.com/2705907/ladies-what-top-5-things
Guys, let's see your view ooo...Ladies, grab a chair, sit back, relax, eat pop corn, read and enjoy!

I'll start first:

1) First of all, religious and presentable.
2) Intelligent and understands sarcasm.
3) Interesting personality with good sense of humor
4) Can speak good English. Too much gbagaun will cause headache.
5) And of course Can cook (we all know the road to a nigga's heart wink).

Oya guys, feel free to add yours!!
first thing dat attract me to a lady is her stature.
RomanceRe: Which University In Nigeria Do They Have The Most Naughty Or Craziest Ladies by Johnnoah1st: 10:11pm On Nov 02, 2015
bronzegoddess:
Fake account alert! I repeat! Fake account alert! angry
in m.i voice* BAD BELLE is allow, is allow, bad belle is allow. my2cent
PoliticsRe: Fayose Openly Declines Omojuwa’s Invitation by Johnnoah1st: 9:59pm On Nov 02, 2015
gigabyte13:
Is fayose a governor? Omojuwa should pls stick with governors, not thugs/touts.
am sure non of ur family have even become a just a ward councellor b4 yet u call fayose thug? if they are to write d history of ekiti anytime even in thaousand years ahead his name we be mentioned, but even in ur street at present did anybody value ur existence? can ur name be there if they are writing an history of ur street? u such a senile being.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Openly Declines Omojuwa’s Invitation by Johnnoah1st: 9:42pm On Nov 02, 2015
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PoliticsRe: What Does The South West Offer Nigeria by Johnnoah1st: 9:26pm On Nov 02, 2015
jaymichael:
You know, these "mega stores" will drive out not only igbo retail traders but it will also affect yoruba traders as well. It is a two way thing. How will these stores benefit and empower we Yorubas economically? Will it be owned by the SW people? If yes, is it not the already rich that will own these mega malls? I will always be in support of any move or policy that will encourage the small and mid range Business to thrive (not that am against these mega malls)
how many yoruba man do u see selling tiger batteries and bulb saying they are bussiness man?
RomanceRe: Being A Virgin; Advantages And Disadvantages. by Johnnoah1st: 8:48pm On Nov 02, 2015
Estharfabian:
uhm...Hey Mr genius!
I think it's "U don't need to be surprised" undecided
Modify it Asap And thank me later? "grin"
if u have any sense even if its as small as mustard seed u should have knw dat d error occured when typing.
Christianity EtcRe: Where Is Mohammed Now? by Johnnoah1st(op): 8:44pm On Nov 02, 2015
Rilwayne001:
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DID I LIED?
RomanceRe: Being A Virgin; Advantages And Disadvantages. by Johnnoah1st: 7:18pm On Nov 02, 2015
Estharfabian:
I'm surprised you know what "Pervert" means..."grin"

...ciao
U DONT NEED TO BE SUPRISE, we are well educated in our line. u too should try and be educated trust me u wont need to consult google 1st b4 constructing a simple sentence.
Christianity EtcRe: Where Is Mohammed Now? by Johnnoah1st(op): 6:46pm On Nov 02, 2015
Durentt:
See Jamb kwenshion oooooh. Can u tell me where jesus is chilling right now?
JESUS is chilling heaven.

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