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lexiconkabir:
I can see that this dude is lonely and seriously needs to be engaged with something, maybe woke up from a scary nightmare then came here to spew tantrums.

OK NOTED, next...

lexiconkabir:
who da hell is this silly dude? are u high on paw paw leaves?

JUST LIKE MOHAMMED IS HIGH ON PAW PAW LEAVES?

lexiconkabir:
lol, this cracked me up.

WHY WONT IT CRACKED U UP? when mohammed itself is blood sucking demon.

Demmzy15:
Liar! You're a pure definition of hate, I know you long for another crusade. Very pathetic of you guys!

stfu man! only if weeds were ban from the days of adam am sure mohammed wont have created islam, cus someone must have smoke an high concentrate expired weed b4 he can create such a beast and destructive religion

quiinnBee:
i see boobs,thick everywhere.
none of y'all want a girl with brains?

what am i going to use her brain 4 when i have mine?

edoosasere:
Susan has been weeping so bitterly. She so wept that you will almost think she had lost a very close relative. Her eye balls were almost falling off her eyes. For days she has not eaten. She has been indoor confused and dejected. The only thing her brain could interpret was the trauma she was going through and to think that her foolishness had lead her into this made her torture unbearable. Am sure she must have contemplated suicide. What have I done to myself? She exclaimed. How could this be happening to me? She questioned herself.

At that point she concluded it was all oo future. moments, the fun, the outings, the ecstasies, the pleasures and all that characterized her........ Click for full story http://www.edoborosasere.com/how-to-avoid-heart-break/

have u heard about something like "la click la bend la yawere la enter the lagoon" b4? if u havent heard of it b4 dont worry its a spanish word 4 " ur website and post is good."

Icecream4U:

MANY ARE MAD but few are in yabaleft

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bronzegoddess:
U see what ayam saying?

WAT?

Hauneg:
Attention seeker.
I don quote you make your blood pressure no high.
Satisfied

SEEKING 4 ATTENTION OF WHO? u or who? am sure coackroach brain is a goliath compare to ur brain, and morover dont u tink its gud 4 u to upgrade the type of guys u roll with that asked u all dos stupiid question, anyway birds of thesame feather flocks together.

adeh39:
Shoro niyen?

OYAMILENU OO, its been a while though.

Hauneg:
An average Nigerian is guilty of this, as most guys can't seem to make a healthy conversation with their partner or a lady they are asking out, without asking if they have eaten and what they ate.

Some ladies too are not helping matters as they usually tag the dudes that chose to skip the silly question uncaring and unromantic

I once came across a thread on the front page some months back stating that most Nigerian relationships will come to an end the very day they chose to drop that line, and I wondered what the big deal was.

There are several ways to keep a relationship up and going, and loads of things to discuss other than something as lame as what one ate.
I am not in anyway indicating that asking your loved ones what they ate is bad, but making it an everyday thing is just boring and unreasonable.
Some persons make it

have u heard about something called "story for the gods" b4? if u havent heard of it b4, dont worry its mean ur post is gud.

bronzegoddess:
na man u be naa. Its normal.

OK NOTED! but show us ur own booty dat is not fake.

dlex21:
This is a counter thread to the one posted earlier today: https://www.nairaland.com/2705907/ladies-what-top-5-things
Guys, let's see your view ooo...Ladies, grab a chair, sit back, relax, eat pop corn, read and enjoy!

I'll start first:

1) First of all, religious and presentable.
2) Intelligent and understands sarcasm.
3) Interesting personality with good sense of humor
4) Can speak good English. Too much gbagaun will cause headache.
5) And of course Can cook (we all know the road to a nigga's heart ).

Oya guys, feel free to add yours!!

first thing dat attract me to a lady is her stature.

bronzegoddess:
Fake account alert! I repeat! Fake account alert!

in m.i voice* BAD BELLE is allow, is allow, bad belle is allow. my2cent

gigabyte13:
Is fayose a governor? Omojuwa should pls stick with governors, not thugs/touts.

am sure non of ur family have even become a just a ward councellor b4 yet u call fayose thug? if they are to write d history of ekiti anytime even in thaousand years ahead his name we be mentioned, but even in ur street at present did anybody value ur existence? can ur name be there if they are writing an history of ur street? u such a senile being.

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jaymichael:
You know, these "mega stores" will drive out not only igbo retail traders but it will also affect yoruba traders as well. It is a two way thing. How will these stores benefit and empower we Yorubas economically? Will it be owned by the SW people? If yes, is it not the already rich that will own these mega malls? I will always be in support of any move or policy that will encourage the small and mid range Business to thrive (not that am against these mega malls)

how many yoruba man do u see selling tiger batteries and bulb saying they are bussiness man?

Estharfabian:
uhm...Hey Mr genius!
I think it's "U don't need to be surprised"
Modify it Asap And thank me later? ""

if u have any sense even if its as small as mustard seed u should have knw dat d error occured when typing.

Rilwayne001:
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DID I LIED?

Estharfabian:
I'm surprised you know what "Pervert" means...""

...ciao

U DONT NEED TO BE SUPRISE, we are well educated in our line. u too should try and be educated trust me u wont need to consult google 1st b4 constructing a simple sentence.

Durentt:
See Jamb kwenshion oooooh. Can u tell me where jesus is chilling right now?

JESUS is chilling heaven.

Estharfabian:
Happy crushing pervert! ""

pervert? even if am a pervert i will rather perve with someone with brain, see d result i get after scanning ur brain>>

Durentt:
You might be skinny but u're not alone. Here are the 24 problems we face everyday
1. Stranger: "Wow, you're really skinny"
You: Yep, thanks 4 dat. Its not neccesarily offensive but do they think u havent noticed? So u nod and walk away.
2. Clothes can be a nightmare, u find a trouser with the right waist but length is always a few inches short. So you shut up and wear the stuff like dat.
3. People especially parents are asking if u're eating properly. Its not ur fault u have usain bolt-esque metabolism.
4. Whenever u go home, mum is constantly forcing u to eat.
5. But to shut dem up, u make a little effort by lifting weights.
6. You drink disgusting protein shakes.
7. Eat anytin u see.
8. And go some extreme lengths.
9. You even follow some pretty patronising workout routine
10. After six months later, u've lost 2 pounds again.

like someone said earlier, after several bid and fail attempt to make sense, u have finally make sense, congratulations!

pls can U suggest where mohammed is chiling right now for all the destruction and crime he brougTh to earth by his religion of peace(i guess dat peace meaning is different from the british/american mean we knw, maybe arabic name for destruction and killings) and since he himself said it in quran dat he doesnt knw where he is going after life, i suggest he is in the hottest part of hell now chilling with his imagination 72 virgins.

beaubod:
Sis in law called my hubby last night and his response, "I'll call u back, am not where I can talk now". I felt insulted so I spoke so his sis could hear dat am d one there wt him. She cut off d phone and I believed they went chatting.
Few minutes later, another call, they started petty talk and he stood up from d sitting room entered d room closed d lobby door, closed d room door and entered d bathroom! Just cos he doesn't want me hearing there discussion. What's that!
When they were through, he started teasing and romancing me cos he clearly saw I was annoyed.
It's painful cos am so free I discuss everything going in my own family wt him.
Shouldn't he at least find a time when am not around to discuss thrr issue instead of making me feel like an

why cant u just mind ur own business? so u want him to tell u everything dat happens in his family? like u tell ur brother some secret about u and he went on to tell his wife, how would u feel?

Captainswag225:
There can be friendships with e opposite sex after marriage but limits and boundaries should be set, there are some things that should never be discussed and there shouldn't be flirting also. People who can't abide by such principles shouldn't keep friendship with opposite sex after marriage.

talking sense for d first time, i guess u have done dat brain surgery?

funlord:



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many are mad but few are in yabaleft.

funum:
All this long post for just like not even love Thankz to jah am not a guy!!!





NOTE: I didn't read it

am sure whoever send u to school didnt believe he/SHE wasted his/her money? simple english u no fit comprehend, did the post topic suggest it was created for guys? SMH

jonaifame22:
hehehehehehehehe, iremember one time like dat they said gals are raping people in unilag if u pass a particular road, my guy I pass there for weeks nothing hapenned to me , I felt bad

stale joke