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Estharfabian:
Happy crushing pervert! ""

pervert? even if am a pervert i will rather perve with someone with brain, see d result i get after scanning ur brain>>

Durentt:
You might be skinny but u're not alone. Here are the 24 problems we face everyday
1. Stranger: "Wow, you're really skinny"
You: Yep, thanks 4 dat. Its not neccesarily offensive but do they think u havent noticed? So u nod and walk away.
2. Clothes can be a nightmare, u find a trouser with the right waist but length is always a few inches short. So you shut up and wear the stuff like dat.
3. People especially parents are asking if u're eating properly. Its not ur fault u have usain bolt-esque metabolism.
4. Whenever u go home, mum is constantly forcing u to eat.
5. But to shut dem up, u make a little effort by lifting weights.
6. You drink disgusting protein shakes.
7. Eat anytin u see.
8. And go some extreme lengths.
9. You even follow some pretty patronising workout routine
10. After six months later, u've lost 2 pounds again.

like someone said earlier, after several bid and fail attempt to make sense, u have finally make sense, congratulations!

pls can U suggest where mohammed is chiling right now for all the destruction and crime he brougTh to earth by his religion of peace(i guess dat peace meaning is different from the british/american mean we knw, maybe arabic name for destruction and killings) and since he himself said it in quran dat he doesnt knw where he is going after life, i suggest he is in the hottest part of hell now chilling with his imagination 72 virgins.

beaubod:
Sis in law called my hubby last night and his response, "I'll call u back, am not where I can talk now". I felt insulted so I spoke so his sis could hear dat am d one there wt him. She cut off d phone and I believed they went chatting.
Few minutes later, another call, they started petty talk and he stood up from d sitting room entered d room closed d lobby door, closed d room door and entered d bathroom! Just cos he doesn't want me hearing there discussion. What's that!
When they were through, he started teasing and romancing me cos he clearly saw I was annoyed.
It's painful cos am so free I discuss everything going in my own family wt him.
Shouldn't he at least find a time when am not around to discuss thrr issue instead of making me feel like an

why cant u just mind ur own business? so u want him to tell u everything dat happens in his family? like u tell ur brother some secret about u and he went on to tell his wife, how would u feel?

Captainswag225:
There can be friendships with e opposite sex after marriage but limits and boundaries should be set, there are some things that should never be discussed and there shouldn't be flirting also. People who can't abide by such principles shouldn't keep friendship with opposite sex after marriage.

talking sense for d first time, i guess u have done dat brain surgery?

funlord:



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many are mad but few are in yabaleft.

funum:
All this long post for just like not even love Thankz to jah am not a guy!!!





NOTE: I didn't read it

am sure whoever send u to school didnt believe he/SHE wasted his/her money? simple english u no fit comprehend, did the post topic suggest it was created for guys? SMH

jonaifame22:
hehehehehehehehe, iremember one time like dat they said gals are raping people in unilag if u pass a particular road, my guy I pass there for weeks nothing hapenned to me , I felt bad

stale joke

nickkylawve:
proudly second child I still gt 70% sense

TANK JAH u knw u dont have complete sense.

I WISH, jollyjoy, halfrica,

captainswag225,


prethythicksme,

johnnoah1st,

happy new month.

Jollyjoy:
Hmmmmm
it indeed a beautiful thing to love and be love in return...

Dedicating this space to my sweetheart,my friend,my dad my everything who died november 1 2009.......we love you but God love you more

OH JOLLY! r.i.p to him, my condolence.

LieDetector:
I am was browsing and she say hi. Me say don't know how to replied her. She is still there waiving her hands for me. I was crushing on her an she is crushing on me. What should I do prease?

Candle replies prease

(no offeinse)


Lalasticlala, front page prease

many are mad but few are in yabaleft

rejoicebae:
Gwdmawnin dearies,,am 17+,,wen ah was 15,,one cute dude approached me and asked me awt,,ah was filled wid much delight and fantasy den,,was infactuated wid him,,didnt know wah luv was den,,buh ah told him dah ah wud date him as soon as ah turn 18, dah mum wud kick mah ass if i date den,,nd he agreed nd said he wud do anyfn for d gurl he loves.
Wen ah turned 17,,ah fell for anoda guy whox currently mah bfwend,,,fwends m turnin 18 oon dec,,wah do i do,,aw do i tell him widawt hurtin him cos hez been remindin me of mah 18th bday,,pls help!

cum back and seek advice when u finally turn 18, but 4 now u are still underage.

prettythicksme:
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ok since its seems u dont understand simple english, then am off to bed" later....

prettythicksme:

have u heard about something called "google translation" b4? may u should use it and translate my english words to ur dialect, cus i remember i wrote it in my last post dat i dont understand smiley.

prettythicksme:

dont talk to me IN smiley cus i dont understand smiley, tell me whatever u want here and dont be shy, trust me am a kind hearted person and i help dos in need.

prettythicksme:
Wahoooo,good for u cos u cant buy neither rent sense!!now take dis direction dumbooooo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>keeping moving>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

prettythicksme:
Oya receive sense IJN!!

i will be off to bed now, cus i need to rest, anyway, u can surely pm me if u need a legal job, i always help dos in need.

prettythicksme:
Working on sunday? are u a clock?dammmmm u need life bro no wonder u don work ur brain out,nothin left for u to type nice words!!**brain damaged cos of too much work!!

any probably have 4gotten 2marow is sunday, but since u have now remind me, i will take note of dat.

prettythicksme:
U r d one dat is high on stupidity!!u need to rent sense,if u cant afford to buy!

anyway mum, in my generation we dont rent sense, sense is a natural inbuilt for us, and we gat it in abundance, but since u rent sense in ur own line, i wont take most of ur comments serious, cus i will believe maybe u dont have the funds to sustain d bills of d sense u borrowed at dat moment making u completely senseless at dat moment.

prettythicksme:
Will just gerrout here!

OK MUM, i will surely leave d thread cus i gat to sleep and prepare for work 2marow leaving u on nairaland since u dont have any legal work doing and leave, sleep, eat on nairaland, why wont i gerra here?

prettythicksme:
Smh for u!!

ok mum, since its seems stupidity is a genetic problem for u, i wont give u my advice again,

fyneboi79:
Did u just call Prettythicksme a call girl?? Men I am out of my own thread. Dude R.I.P

r.i.p on wat? for saying the truth HUH?

prettythicksme:
Bro,y r u so dumb naw?

not a matter of being dumb here mum, am just trying to help a lady here, an adage says "anybody u have the capacity to help, he/she is ur friend, help him/her" and here i have the opportunity to help a sister on how to boom her businnes by giving her a guidline on how to be succesful in her choosen path of career and u really tink am dumb?

prettythicksme:
STFU!!learn how to mind ur bis okay!!

lol, anyway have u heard about something like " cityoflove.com "? that's the platform created for call girls to advertise there product, trust me seun wont accept ads for call girls, and instead of wasting ur time browsing nairaland all the day when waiting for incall customers, dont u tink u should visit the wesbsite stated above? there will be increase in customers through dis plat, am trying to help a mum here. my2cent.

prettythicksme:
what is ur bis with how i choose to visit?na u dey sub for me

IT just a kinda observation from me mum, met no harm.

Estharfabian:
""

You're having a crush on Estharfabian huh?
it's Allowed...

on an invicible being?, i will rather crush my vaseline.

prettythicksme:
We dont mind

have knw u now on dis forum since d days of adam, u dont have anything u do apart from browsing on nairaland? or are u a call girl? my2cent.

fyneboi79:
Why is it that women are all about material stuff no matter how much they deny it by claiming that love is their reason. No matter how they hide it,one day they will make a slip and voice it out.
have two vehicles ,have a decent job and [b] live in a decent flat [/b]but a girl I dated for lng called me church rat compared to her dreams . We broke up cos I couldn't take that,but that her statement still haunts me. And I fall back to the realization that all women need finance to be happy cos they are very competitive and want to do and spend as much as their friends to keep up. And when u can't met up with that,they suffer humiliation

peaguot 504 is also a vehicle u knw? uR mate DEY ride ferrari, bentley, buggati, g-wagon, maserati, cross-fire, lambogini galado, maybach? u are living IN a rented flat? no be ur mate they buy a whole island? can u marry a lady without pussay? if no den why should ladies marry a man without money? mY2cent

rejoicebae:
In conclusion,,i dnt think derz any disavantages of being a virgin
reasons yu shud wait till u re wedded,,1)u get to do it raw,,2)u dnt feel bad or guilty after doin it,,,3)u will be hapy seein d one hu disvirgined yu by yr side till u die,,4)when u miss your period,,u dnt panic

for u to give rules, firstly are u a virgin? cus with the way u do head like agama lizard for ur profile pics am sure UR puna must be wider than lagos/ibadan express way JUST like dat of estharfabian

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Estharfabian:
have you heard of the word "GO TO HELL" before?

it's mostly constructed for people like You...Learn to avoid things, kay ?

ok noted, but have u heard about something like "swerve to the nearest lagoon" b4? dats d magic word appropriate 4 dos dat kept on proving stubborn when trying to correct there stupidity

Estharfabian:
this is getting really cliché...

Why are Guys so obsessed with Virgins?

u havent heard about something like >> www.google.com before?