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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 10:45pm On Nov 07, 2021
deedee44:
You just know? Police is your friend, and lastma is your worst enemy on the road
No lies
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 6:42pm On Nov 05, 2021
komodapson:
Na now you know?
But we can't leave the Country for the "Dogs" to run, we need to give a fight bro....
I don knw since, but then just refresh the thing
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 9:25am On Nov 05, 2021
mejai:
Lastma waiting for defaulters this Xmas season
True.
I even overheard them saying that by ending of next year now , their activities will reduce in Lagos State, that there will be order from above, so that road users will enjoy and be able to vote for the ruling party, but after elections, they will be back to looting ways.
This country is far gone.
Anybody wey get better deal to any European or American country, do urself a favour and leave this country.
Because every thing is this country is designed to bring people down.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 7:19am On Nov 05, 2021
kanuisagoat:
No matter the temptation, I will never use one way. I have been in many situations where I'll get juicy trips requiring some very long u turns and a short one way. I either go to take the long u turn or have the rider cancel the trip if they can't wait.

Imagine begging someone with 100k. A whole week sweat assumimg the driver belongs to the ant league. Some people drive one month to earn 100k
At the bolded is the best shot.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 7:10am On Nov 05, 2021
Felicity0001:
Smiles...

Your wife use yiur catch cruisegrin

And you self watin you won confirm wey carry you go your wife office? Abi you dey suspect her that she has one bobo for office?? gringrin
na u find trouble na

Anyways, it's nothing serious so don't carry it over your head like its something bad.

The truth about human being is that opposite sex of say almost the same age when compared you find out the female gender age quicker than the male due to medical reasons so its not a strange thing for your wife to look older than you even if you're older than her in age. It's a normal thing

Again, when two people of different biological gene have live together for a long time even if they are not se.x partners they tend to look alike, these is reason why people adopt babies and not adults.

But for your wife to say yes to their questions is something im very sure she too didn't taje seriously and will later tell her colleagues that guy you guys called my younger brother is actually my husband oh but at that very instance she fuckup because she didn't respect you...

Just discuss it with her at home and let her know how you felt about it okay, to me its nothing to worry about... Maybe she doesn't want too many attraction or she actually wanted you to see and know that that thing you're came to confirm is not true. If she had said you're her husband that would have scared away those who are really close to her or anyone trying to make passes at her in her place of work to stay away while you where around but I'm sure you didn't notice anything of such while you where there.

So calm down oga nothing there.
Felicity king of epistle.
Nice one up der grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12:
kanuisagoat:
Na today?

One tell me say we suppose just follow one way but we bolt drivers go dey form wetin e no understand even when other drivers are using the one way

Told him when he buys his own car, he can follow as many one ways as he wants
In this Lagos, I think one-way is the gravest traffic offence.
They can even take you to psychiatric hospital for mental evaluation.
And at the end they might impound your car.
The day that RRs catch me 4 one-way, they handed me over to lasma.
Na dat day I know say police better pass lasma official.

I been they think say police people wicked, but then lasma the the reason why God say " the heart of man is desperately wicked" .

I saw a guy begging this people with 100k cash, they refused.
Them wan impound him car, then auction it.
Luckily 4 me on that day, a friend of mine called their Oga at that yaba office and the rest was story.
My advice to road users, abeg anything wey go make u follow one-way or commit any other traffic offence, make una try dey avoid am.
Lasma will not collect all our earnings in Jesus name oooo Amen.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 8:06pm On Nov 03, 2021
BAZ001:
Nothing wey dashboard posting no fit do
Imagine all manner of advert in ordinary drivers thread.
The narratives have truly changed grin
Now drivers are
Marriage counselors
Investment experts
Car dealers
Land lords / real estate gurus
Credit / loan agents ( though bank app can hang if you want loan)

Millionaire drivers thread
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 11:48pm On Oct 30, 2021
mejai:
BAZ001, are u still on the road? Since 4am? E don do nah!!
Baz001 wan collect ant president title
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 11:45pm On Oct 30, 2021
BAZ001:
My brother wisdom is profitable to direct
Avoid all bus lovers fight,
Someone that has been fighting with bus conductors since he was 14yrs, he’s now looking for Uber driver to take shine.

Bus lovers and bus conductors are 5&6
They can miss violence and poverty days.
Fighting is in their blood, you don’t need to call them before they join fight.
For example, who call am for dis matter before he volunteer to fight ?
grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 9:53pm On Oct 30, 2021
mrjaydee:
Your entitlement mentality stinks guy. You work hard and you are here begging for loan like that one that collected free gas.

If you need a loan go to google play store and I'm sure you will get that 50k instantly.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

I come in peace, but if you need my address I will gladly give it you me sef dey Lagos.
grin
Recent developments has shown that u like wahala.
You don dey find who u go beat since
Thank God say baz001 use weedsdom avoid Ur wahala,
Now u don come here again....abeg just commot body make peace reign.
I come in peace
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 8:14pm On Oct 30, 2021
dru23:
Haha... No be medical doctor over 10yrs I talk o. Na medical student over 10yrs .... There is a difference o
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 11:46am On Oct 30, 2021
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Missed activities on the thread for about a week now, only to read through it and laughed so hard.
Even the so called popular comedians dem no funny reach men them wey dey this thread.

From over bloated sense of entitlement
To vocabularies with dictionary


To low mileage factory defect Camry to semi illiterate

To medical doctor over 10yrs to oyel seller,


To to broke weyrey and rich weyrey

To invitation from Egypt to black migrant

To 50k and 419 story

Mehn I swear down this thread dey motivate me.

I come in peace
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 11:41pm On Oct 28, 2021
davit:
Isn't that antithetical? shocked
I Don't knw
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 10:48pm On Oct 26, 2021
northbird:
Who borrows to repay next day?. From his analogy. At least 22 working days. That's 13,200 on just ₦100,000. Haba now. In a year that's over ₦150,000 interest on just ₦100,000.

As per GT, it's your cash flow that determines your loan. If I need 500k from them, na just to dial code. But what for, when I could actually save up.

The most important aspect of a loan r d terms.
Which biz will pay interest of over 13% MONTHLY. Even the banks regarded as shylock won't ask more than 20-22% yearly.
GT loans are only for salary earners .
I stand corrected to be corrected
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 6:33pm On Oct 26, 2021
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 12:51pm On Oct 22, 2021
Gentlelife50:
I dey chase am ooo, na lazy drivers chase bonus pass.
In fact I was supposed to do one Yankee business but the bonus made me put it of to next week, bolt be mesmerizing my head.
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 12:51pm On Oct 22, 2021
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Gentlelife50:
Abeg leave me ooo, I no talk anything.
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 12:50pm On Oct 22, 2021
Nezzjnr:
I dey look for Van wey go help me Pack Manure from Agric sef cheesy cheesy
If you want call our colleague here, call am straight.
Stop going through corners
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 12:25pm On Oct 22, 2021
Gentlelife50:
Who ask all these information you're cheerfully giving out?
grin
I saw what u did here
But that can not be the ant president
Never

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 12:21pm On Oct 22, 2021
Gentlelife50:
They are already playing defense, Poco tell your people to request nau.
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Boss,
With this your screenshot, hope you are not chasing bonus? grin

Lazy driver indeed�
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 6:16pm On Oct 11, 2021
mrjaydee:
Abeg, I no get power to type oo izzou cheesy this guys are keyboard warriors.

I'm a man of principle. I belong to everybody and belong to nobody , abi how that man take talk am sef.
Recent developments has shown that Mrjaydee and Buhari is same person but different moniker grin grin

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 1:22pm On Oct 11, 2021
izzou:
grin grin grin grin grin

[color=royalblue] Funnily enough, I haven't seen anybody from the Lazy drivers crew post any dashboard, at least to encourage others that they rest..

Cheerful works hard and he posts his dashboard

Baz dey rest, but e no wan show us him dashboard to prove say e dey rest too..

O wrong nau grin[/color]
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 1:21pm On Oct 11, 2021
mrjaydee:
Person wey dey move Lagos up and down.. later he go come dey lie say him be lazyD
You mean he does not have integrity?

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 8:31am On Oct 11, 2021
IFSHR:
RIP Thread

Oct 2015 - June 2020
Lol grin
You want to see crazy.

Just hold, the revolution is ongoing, third wave grin
Soon, the thread would completely be cleansed from...... grin

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 8:18am On Oct 11, 2021
XGhost:
But e be like truth na, that's the truth , abi you sef check am.
It's easy to tell somebody else "no chop that food e no good" when your own stomach is full.

Like I said the other time, people ask questions here to make what could be life defining choices, but some people don't put that into consideration when making submissions. What then is the purpose of the thread?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 8:17am On Oct 11, 2021
dapotemi:
This TOPIC is now RIPE for seun to CLOSE.... we have finish learning... Ese gan..
Lol grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 8:03am On Oct 11, 2021
davit:
Truth be told, this hustle robs us of social life.
The hustle brings us money
Social life takes money from us
My advice, we should learn to balance both.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 7:46am On Oct 11, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
Okay...

In simple terms, I'll explain why I took a rest. I set a 1 million naira a month personal target For my self because that was the next target I had not broken.

I have broken:

400k target.
500k target.
600k target.
700k target.
800k target.
900k target.


I needed more. Just for fun. Not that I have to. So naturally, my next target is 1,000,000. Again, it's just for fun, because for the past 5 months, May to September, I have grossed on Bolt alone, a total of 3,816,249 ngn.

I have netted a total of 3,084,932 ngn in 5 months. Which translates to 616,986 a month... That's why when people try to argue that a 200k monthly salary with perks is better than driving, I just laugh.

Now, do I need to encourage anyone to do as I do? No I don't. Because for a certainty, not everyone sets crazy personal target like I do. But what I know can be achievable by anyone is the ability to gross over 100k a week, which is about 80k net which is why I ask everyone who cannot gross 100k a week to mail me, and every salary earner below 200k to resign. Because when you get the hang of it, you can set crazy targets.

Only on this thread, can an individual make 3,084,932 in 150 days, but is being mocked for taking a 2 week rest... But I really don't care.

They can go to blazes, and burn to ashes.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 9:32am On Oct 09, 2021
Billyddude:
Before u as a newbie follow those claiming to be making millions, a matrix bolt driver had a terrible accident on third mainland bridge early this morning.died instantly..some say he slept off on wheels, others say over speding....but then he is dead.....the video is on drivers whatsapp group
But why can't u be true to yourself ??
is accident attached to earning millions or been a newbie ??

Haven't u heard random people driving that were involved in an accident?
It feels so bad some of you reason this way, but then you are entitled to whatever u post.
may the soul of the departed RIP.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 9:21am On Oct 09, 2021
BAZ001:
Did you say my businesses?
I’m a businessman out there to make money.
Is there anything wrong having a business and a business number ?

I’m very sorry for putting you through all this stress, since last night knowing your condition.

It’s me no vex
Everything you say about me it’s me
I’m sorry pls forgive me.

How can I be denying and arguing with you?

Ehen, I mess up

See...


[img]https://media1./images/8af0b181d1b7d27f4f850d877fa1d966/tenor.gif?itemid=13593792[/img]
Baz001 my geee
I like u regardless of whatever is going on here,
After all the goal is to make money.
Wether U dey sell side mirrors or FIFA CD grin
The only thing wey dey pain me Na d violence wey dey dis thread.
The truth is wether u are in ant league , lazyD or hoodlum there is one particular thing that binds us together, which is driving on ride sharing apps. Let's respect that and share experiences so that others could learn.
Sincerely, this thread is educative and motivating.
Let's keep it that way and respect one another
Peace.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 9:09am On Oct 09, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
Am I still mad?
Wonderful grin
Atleast baz001 own still better say na FIFA game CD him dey sell and side mirrors.

Pls am calling for a truce
Or maybe a peace talk.
Cheerfuigiver pls don't reveal the person that sells pink lips balm

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 8:40am On Oct 09, 2021
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sbot:
In all your getting, get understanding.

From some of these revelations, some people Baz001 who pretend not to drive long hours actually do but would come here to discourage others.

All man for himself.

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