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donfortune48:
BAZ001 rite now.

donfortune48:
BAZ001, you have a case against you; but seems you're avoiding it.

Are you on Rental or HP?

BAZ001:

Sorry I went to peep at his mama’s cooking and found this... snake

donfortune48:
Yaba Boy no too sweet.

E be like say na Mr. Pucee go make sense pass

mrjaydee:
Bro no waste your time on that daft midget...

Wishing you all a fruitful week ahead.

Good morning to the benz owner (Even though the value of the benz no fit buy used corrolla) and to the low mileage rental Midget ..

chillex8:
He never know wetin jam am

pope191:
this platform don cast... real laff galore on repeat. Abeg where Oga Uche?

dahflemzy:
Briefcase.....I guess this is now official
KanuDgoat
Ikejaman
Uche

I'm patiently waiting to add more
If you know, you know

BAZ001:
Did you update your app to the recent update. It’s strange, but the best way is to add stop cos at every stop you will have paid waiting running till you move all this changing of destination or going back to pick up location always have coma.

I do the changing from my app whenever riders want to do to and fro , I will change to the next street but never to pick up point.

eyinola:
they wanna keep hiding under the keypad but honest I will like to see some people here especially Felicity and Baza aka briefcase

davit:
Let me quickly share this experience here for others to learn. I picked the attached trip from Admiralty way on 1.9x to Novare mall. On getting there rider changed the trip back to EKO Atlantic City. We still had a stop at Paradise 3. We did a tour of Atlantic city and before rider changed the trip back to Lekki Phase 1. I was shocked to see the fare when I ended the trip. What do you guys suggest?

Rider too was shocked. He eventually gave me 14k.

Obviously, allowing rider to change trips on the app don cast irrespective if on surge or not. Try to lean from this guys.

I'm still thinking whether to complain to Bolt or not.

Pearl1910, and baz001 and Co what do you think?

I just checkex the price to Novare mall on 1.9x. It is 5300 max

BAZ001:
Na God eehhh,
From the hand of a vaulence and oven lighter, any small talk let’s meet outside

Abeg when you see him, help me size him up if he’s a clean tout (fresh face ) or rough tout (stitches and bottle marks on face) .

After feli deal with him , I will just

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Pearl1910:
Suya and fish on me

mrjaydee:
Can you, or will you repeat this thrash in my front? If yes.. make I send you dm.. let's take it outside . Dont be a pusssyy

Come to think of it, do you really think before you type? Cos I cant really tell if you are daft, dumb, or extremely stup*d.. jeez! Guy that cheap igbo u dey smoke has damaged what's left of your brain.

Spits*

Felicity001:
And You dare open yiur gutters to say some of you will drive for ever... Aren't you as foolish as i thought b4?

You really need to grow up... How much your current office dey pay? You 5yrs salary Can't pay my girls bride price... na only you d9n get work wey we no go hear word again. Mumu

mrjaydee:
na mumu dey fight oo... dont get me wrong. Ha! No wonder, meeting anyone here no be for fight oo.. wetin we dey fight for?

The meeting na to Size u up.. we flex oh... na only one moniker here I really wanted to beat up (jworld) or something.

Bazoo no fear, I no be fighter I just want to see if u tall reach my elbow

Felicity001:
AJ ko person dey I go use jab remove all him teeth in 10 seconds

peeps4u:
Each time I see this moniker, I see Anthony Joshua

mrjaydee:
All this epistle dedicated to only me? Wawu.. I'm honoured all I'm saying is in between the gbas gbos, tell your low mileage rental boy to post tips and tricks not forming LazyD period.

It's been a year since I hustled on ehailling but you cant say I didnt drop enough tips and tricks while I was in the game. Maybe you weren't active then.

My tips then was looking your best,smelling fresh, your car in top notch condition, avoiding outskirts of Lagos, not driving late etc.

Common now, I owned the OvenLighters crew back then, we smash the good ones, discard the bad ones. If you dont gerrit... you know the rest!
I shared how I got a job which I'm still in from a rider. And I have been blessed since then, it's all about your mindset.

Bazoo is just for comic relief, but I really dont like it when he starts dribbling and making the work look bad.

Abeg, make I leave story.. I'm a confirm Yaba boy we no they talk many.. if you wanna meet, I will be there anywhere in Lagos.

Good day gentlemen.

BAZ001:
I dey feel you. Kimmmooonnnn

They will say you are a lazy driver or
You are deceiving intending drivers
Or
It’s not that bad, it’s exaggerated winter ,
There is no job out there appreciate it ,
Pessimistic lazy man
Or There is a strategy to do it easily week in week out.
The list is endless.
Dem don shut me up with attacks jabs and shadings.
Recent one Na to block me for road

I’m dancing


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chillex8:
This driver na thief too abi na my eyes
Searched him and remove my keys and his small 6k

BAZ001:
How comrade ?
Misleading people from going the telegram group ?

Na jeje we all dey here when there was an invite to join telegram group, with deadline of September 1st.
Someone trying to join the group came back here to say part of the requirements are
Your name,
your location (where u live) ,
If you single or married ? And all

Cheerful himself gave deadline to join the group not me naah. So how I take discourage people from joining?
Even me tried joining but dem dribble me

I honestly thought you were talking about winter and misleading people from driving dis period.


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Impulse80:
LMAO na normal Baz00 way be that. Don't be surprised he wasn't more than most people here from driving. Notice how he never posts any tips and tricks? Always clowning online but really serious in real life.

Back when I was in school there was a guy like that. This negro go swear say him no read anything and say him nor know wetin him go write for exams. As soon as results are released he's topping the class.

Any newbie wey dey follow baz00 mouth no go make am.

Impulse80:
LMAO na normal Baz00 way be that. Don't be surprised he wasn't more than most people here from driving. Notice how he never posts any tips and tricks? Always clowning online but really serious in real life.

Back when I was in school there was a guy like that. This negro go swear say him no read anything and say him nor know wetin him go write for exams. As soon as results are released he's topping the class.

Any newbie wey dey follow baz00 mouth no go make am.

BAZ001:
Yet mr Johnny said we are deceiving others or misleading them.

BAZ001:
So you trying to tell us you joined the telegram group without stating if you are married or single ?

Let’s ask all newbies and guys that have not done more than 6months in the hustle who is telling the truth and true reality of the job?

For example winter is a thing of the mind and not reality. Ask around ?

I don’t talk down on bolt I only paint the true pictures and reality. Yes you can say I drive like ant when I see surge cos that’s the only way you can make money, we all want to make money. But to come here and say it’s easy, There is a strategy bla bla
How easy ?
Like you can drive for 4hrs everyday and net 200k weekly How ?
Na sakamanje or Na juju?
Fare is calculated by (time*distance *base )
So ur strategy Na to carry spirit or flying car ?

People know the truth already they are just looking at you and your geng.

It’s not consistent and not sustainable.

Ants drive in n out of winter... lazyD don’t

Felicity001:
I hope u r aware of the perain you're referring to, i mean the real originator of that meme don't let him come for you head else you'll abandon yiur moniker or NL for another

See, social media is not for fainted hearted... If you're the type that cant2 tolerate critism or gbos gbas simply stay away from SM for your own good because there's no way you wont find people that will comment on your view with bias, critism9, insults and so many unthinkable things even when you're telling the truth or doing the right thing.

That's why I like the guy BAZ001 and Pearl... Me I'm trying as much as I can to make every moment fun to me because I've come to realize that life is about happiness and joy so it's any thing to make me happy and joyous oh

Nezzjnr:
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Grow muscle on your legs

Una dey mad for here walahi

Gentlelife50:

73O9:
Ha!
From what I have learnt here, you will need to provide birth certificate, marriage certificate, house rent proof etc to join that telegram group.

So many tips have been given even among the gba gbos, so it's up to you to read in between lines.

microlincoln:
Please is there a telegram group that I can learn better tips about the hustle? I read through this thread too but it's getting to more of a banter than educational. Please help a newbie

mrjaydee:
How will they post now? They are busy working hard moving Lagos in order to remit to the owners of thier cars.

Most especially @ Bazoo... that nigga works like Jackie to remit to the owner of his low mileage Camry.. I pity newbies that listen to him. That nigg* is out there working his asss off.