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Mohisah:
Tell us when to start, since u don't want anything. Is not better to give a try than being cold without doing anything?
A better country should be your prayer, not complaining upon complaints. Your preferred candidate cld be worse, so only God can help us..
Tinubu footprints is mkin Lagos an active zone, that alone cld drive in investors. Investment is a risk pool

You start when you have rule of law and strong public institutions. Secondly I don’t have any prayer to waste on Nigeria.

Prayer didn’t build China or India why do you even think that prayer will build Nigeria?

Please stop talking about Lagos. Lagos is simply a glorified slum.

Visit Bangalore in India then you can have an idea of what a city should look like. This city took shape within the last 10years.

India moved from 11th biggest economy in 2013 to 5th biggest economy in 2023. And in the next 5years they’re projected to become the 3rd biggest economy over taking Japan and Germany. And ironically, within same period Nigeria produced more poor people than any other country in the world.

Last week APC chieftains Wale Edun and Fayemi confessed that the last time we experienced economic growth was in 2014. But you people have continued to support the same people to continue their mismanagement of the country but expect prayer to build the country. Lol

Running to India under the guise of seeking for investors is a waste of time when bandits are in charge of local governments with high agricultural output in North central, North west and North East.

In the short term Nigeria need to solve the issue of insecurity so farmers can go back to farm. Foreign direct investment is not going to solve insecurity for us.

We should stop deceiving ourselves. Investors put their money where there’s rule of law and strong public institutions.

Imagine as a an investor the country’s judiciary where you want to invest money make comparison between speeding ticket and Narcotics and money laundering crime.

Indians are not stupid. In India, if you threaten to sue someone for just $200 especially when it’s a business disagreement the offending party will be pleading then compare that to Nigeria?

Where people buy injunctions upon injunctions. Two different High court’s giving opposing rulings. And we’re looking for foreign investors. Lol

The only people that can invest in Nigeria in its current state are Nigerians in diaspora. And e bi like they themselves don wise.

Funflipper:
Only the unproductive ones who cannot differentiate their left from right. There are destitutes even in America.

Lol… you lots are so clueless. You don’t know government policy can make it’s citizens rich or poor? Go and check what India has achieved within the last 10years. Strong leadership is the panacea for a vibrant economy which leads to improved economic wellbeing of the people.

Within the last 10years India moved from 11th biggest economy to fifth biggest economy in the world.

From $1.8 trillion GDP to $3.75 Trillion. What did Nigeria achieve to even make it’s citizens prosperous? It doesn’t matter what divide you’re on if you don’t know that Nigeria has been on negative trajectory then you’re the biggest fool I have seen.

It doesn’t matter if you’re doing well for yourself. It will only take one unfortunate incident and you’re back to zero. Not to talk about the level of insecurity. I find it funny when people that are not even anything in life will try to mock fellow citizens because you feel you’re better off.

Bandits got a hold of a whole former chief of Defense staff, Alex Badeh and killed him and the people that killed him didn’t know who he was then common you when no be anything. I pity y’all with this foolish mindset.

ednut1:
in one month Naso e easy abi. From application stage to shortlisting to interview to offer to background checks . May take over a month o

It’s possible for care work. People dey run am but it’s expensive. I know a guy that delivers care work 5years visa within a month for 12k pounds.

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thesicilian:
Ministerial appointments are mostly administrative positions. While technical knowledge is important, it is not a deal breaker. Being a good manager is "importanter."

Bello Matawalle is the good manager? Lol. Dey play

Shettima is a charlatan. Is carbon dioxide emission the problem of Nigeria and Africa in general?

The top 5 global economies produces more than 70% of global carbon dioxide emissions. And they haven’t come up with a crazy policy that will starve their people under the guise of reducing emissions

seunmsg:
Atiku the sore loser and perennial presidential aspirant who is not destined to be president. The petition he filed in Nigeria against Bola Tinubu where he raised this same issue has not been decided and he’s in another US court chasing shadows around.

Atiku is a born loser as far as the presidency of Nigeria is concerned. Sadly, his empty ego and crass belief in fake marabouts won’t let him see the foolishness of his obsessive pursuit of an ambition he’s not destined to fulfill. He will lose again as always.

You guys are supporting nonsense. I will never be bothered about anyone writing to UNN about my academic records. If they like they can spend the next 100years writing and searching. I will never flinch. But Tinubu obviously have something to hide and here we’re with so called educated people defending nonsense. And some people still believe Nigeria will suddenly become progressive? Very laughable.

With the current trajectory Nigeria and it’s economy will soon be competing with Zimbabwe.

If you haven’t noticed…over 16% Increase in money supply within a month with no corresponding increase in production. Nigerian economy is shrinking by the day. Our highest source of earning FX which is diaspora’s foreign remittances is no more performing as they have lost total confidence in the nation. We’re on our own. And here you’re defending nonsense.

We should all be ashamed in this country. Sanwolu, and the one in Ogun state are busy trying to cover their ass on the Waec certificate they submitted. The one in Enugu is fighting Nysc DG over forged certificates. You think any sensible person will want to invest into anything in this country? You guys should continue your praise singing to people that don’t give a shit about this country. Until all Nigerians become a refugee to foreign countries maybe that’s when we will have sense.

Lol… You don’t have common ssce but you want to be governor so you can be disturbing us with sirens and embezzle our common patrimony

Elections have consequences. Every economy is driven by hope.

Nigeria is both hopeless and helpless

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What was at stake?

From the report it's clear the drug dealers were not armed. So why did your officers decided to kill Nigerians?

Lack of professionalism. If you're chasing an unarmed suspect if you can't chase him down then retreat and plan again using Intel.

White washing

Ambitious21:
You are saying rubbish. Igbo has never created environment for a stranger to thrill.. stop your nonsense write up..

Lol… which environment did Yorubas create for other tribes to strive? Small time Una don mention Lagos. You can’t point to any bridge done by Lagos state government from first to third mainland bridge. Common Apongbon bridge Lagosians needed to wait for federal government to come fix it.

Easterners are entrepreneurs and it will be almost impossible to outshine them. There’s no special incentive for Igbos even in the south East. Land is not sold to an Igbo man at a discount. Infact they pay more.

You go dey for Osun state dey cap nonsense. How many states in Nigeria have you been to?

States that are dying to have investors come invest are places like Benue and Taraba. If you want to build something for business those guys can actually donate land. I have been made such an offer in the past.

South West when land grabbers and Omonile no go allow person rest.

jconsulting:
Only lazy folks like you complain , when you earn USD you smile to bank. Go learn a skill , Data Analyst, Cyber Security, Customer Care Mgt and lot of programming languages are available to learn but since you are use to free money you complain your ass out

Lol... How much do you earn in dollars? Na so e easy to earn dollars? It's the audacity to call a fellow person lazy because he is dissatisfied with the state of the economy is the height of arrogance.

Expect dollar to trade for #1000 in December. Nigeria needed massive cut down on waste. But instead we chose to continue on same path. We never start.

The so called subsidies removal is already a failed policy.

Oil theft is still happening brazenly and no one has been prosecuted. But subsidy removal will solve every Nigeria's problem. Make we dey play

This was just an avenue for police and other agencies to extort Nigerians. Police will impound your car over #1000 ownership renewal

This is one of the most insane policies I’ve ever heard in my life.

After annual car registration and road worthiness payments am still required to renew ownership of my car that I have paid custom duty on. True true na only how to tear ticket Tinubu sabi.

Creamypie:
This girl just mess herself up. No need for investigation. Jamb don bring out her result straight up

So you believe say this girl manipulated her scores?

If you believe that then I have a Gulf Stream G800 to sell to you

Jamb when dey switch scores na today? How can this girl manipulate her scores? Mere looking at the girl you will know that without scholarship from a kind hearted Nigerian, the likelihood of her acquiring a degree is slim.

Parachoco:
Absolute Majority Of Nigerians are ready to suffer Today and Enjoy Tomorrow

Lol… Only time will tell if Nigerians will be alive to see that tomorrow.

The people moving with 120 vehicles in their convoy and also 10 presidential jets in their possession that is more than enough to float a profitable airline is telling you that is trekking to endure for a better tomorrow. Lol. Dey play.

Waste.

It’s still a shocker that these guys struggle to present common SSCE. And you want to be a Governor.

And the idiot supporters keep hailing them.

barojana:
This is funny lol. I don't want him to deescalate so Ukraine can take advantage.

Lol… Dream. If Ukraine makes the mistake of Attacking Russia that will be the start of WW3. Nuclear heads will go off. Everyone will lose.

Zelenskyy they run mouth for social media. Him go learn.

Wagner guys are worst than Putin.

If Biden is returned to office for a second tenure then America is doomed.

I wonder how he will maintain America’s dominance with his current international diplomacy.

Brics is getting stronger by the day.

Massive deal for Chelsea. This will free up much needed cash to buy the type of players the incoming coach needs without falling short of the financial fair play

Procashtips:
Let me break this done to you.
The UN is using their own yardstick to decide what is poor and what's not.
Majority of the people making up the UN are from a region where capitalism reign supreme.

Where it takes at least $5-$10 to get a good meal, but somewhere in Nigeria or Uganda, with $1-$2, you will get a solid balaced meal with all the complete nutrients in them.


So it's easy to think those who feed with $1-$2 per meal are extremely poor when you judge them with what someone in Switzerland is expected to spend on an average balanced meal.

I do not judge poverty through the eyes of the UN or the West, i judge it based on what you're getting as value compared to the strength of your own currency.

Electricity should not be used to judge who's poor or not, do you know that there are rich men who build houses that are almost 100% natural?

Do you know that there are more healthy people in the villages than the cities?

Do you know that there are more older people in rural areas than urban areas?

Why so?

Shouldn't the poor people in the villages and rural areas be dying like flies (Before 40yrs)? Whereas its the people we see as not poor that are dying before 50.

Poverty using the eyes of the privileged can't be accurately defined.

Bro that was in the past. A kilo of chicken is cheaper in America than in Nigeria as of today. Some families can’t afford to add protein to their meals anymore. This is serious.

The figures I quoted was from National Bureau of Statistics. I believe they have a better understanding of the subject matter.

Procashtips:
So tell me, why should I believe that 130M are in multi-whatever - poverty when UN said it's 70M people?

What can be worst than extreme poverty?

BTW, poverty is a broad word and doesn't have to be lack of money or whatever.

So I want to believe the multi dimensional poverty you're talking about here includes 'illiteracy, mental poverty, intellectual poverty, moral poverty or does the "multi dimensional poverty" not cover these ones?

BTW, I am not surprised with the policies, there has never been a government in Nigeria that was better than the previous one, so expecting some sort of a miracle means you can be deceived easily.

Nigeria might actually have more than 150M people in extreme poverty.

The problem with many of us is that we view Nigeria from the top. Where you see people spending money on social media.

In 2013 when I left school I got a job where I was paid 24K. Sometimes I have to trek from Oshodi under bridge to inside Ilupeju just to save #50 for Keke and I will be sweating. When it’s time for breakfast I will skip then I will wait till 12pm or 1pm before I eat so it can take me home. My point here is that Nigerians living under this conditions are in their majority till this day.

In the course of doing business I have seen what extreme poverty looks like in places like Benue, Taraba, Cross River.

Majority of the villages in Boki LGA in Cross River have never had access to electricity, then clean water is luxury. They don’t even know what it means to shout up Nepa.

Godwin4444:
u n your family will b part of those who will join them in poverty in Jesus name

So cos u don’t support d government in power then the country must burn, so cos u don’t like d driver of a car the car must crash abi

Lol… You can’t pray away poverty neither can you pray for Jesus to send poverty to a Man that understands that wealth lies in engaging in enterprise without borders with the help of technology. I know this will be too much for you to grasp.

I can stay in my apartment in Lagos and order for goods in China and deliver to a customer in Kumasi in Ghana and get my profit. Also I can order for goods in Kano market and get someone to deliver to a customer in same Kano while I’m in Lagos.