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TRUCKMAN: TOYOTA AVALON 2004
LEATHER INTERIOR
ALLOY RIMS
AUTO DRIVE.
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How much will it go?
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saintvc: My akwaibom brothers must hav eaten it

Thunder nogo fire you mouth?

..The husband said his mother had never been nice to his late wife since they got married, adding that they had been married for four years and bless..
God pornnish this kind "horse" without "band"

Foolishness of the highest order.

Sniffa: Why even take this to a court when u can bite off his joystick in return.

I fear u no be small

wanted: LAGOS NO CONTEST.

I feel Lagos no be small

TYdot862: What is this country turning to. You can imagine an academician stealing such amounts of money.
Is this what is teaching his student in the class? God will help us in this country. He must be punished.

Come, basket mouth, you go school @all? Read the story again & edit that trash you wrote.

I wish u success

Even in the days of Job, the bible recorded that satan went to church,,,,,,,,,, they are all guilty. I dont know what is wrong with all these "Rich to be Poor" vampire politicians.

I call her "EDIMA"

R. Kelly
OR
Keith Sweat

candieangel12: Everyweek someone posts new pageant pics. How many pageants do they hold in naija self?

>>> The cheapest way to bleeeep naija babes na to organize one.

Networkmaster: I had to break up with her because her stories were too sweet to be true or was too sweet for my liking. I hate it when a lady lies to me. Especially when I really want to settle down with her. I actually don’t know what to believe anymore, I don’t know if I did the right thing by taking a break from the relationship, I hope you guys can help me out here.
I don’t know what she is trying to prove but she told me one of her numerous too sweet stories; she said she was still a virgin two months after her pregnancy.
I asked her if she is the second virgin Marry she said no, that the S.P.E.R.M of her boyfriend mistakenly dropped into her honey pot during their romance MouthAction.x because he was actually playing with his rod at the door step of her honey pot and suddenly he dropped the hot cum not knowing that some of the proteins had swarmed into her.
Apparently, the father of her baby did not penetrate her when she got pregnant. It was after two months she realized she was pregnant and she couldn’t believe it.
The doctor then advised her to allow the father of her baby to deflower her because she is already pregnant and the v.a.g.i.n.a needs to be widened, that was when she then got deflowered by the father of her baby.

...it is written " cast out the bond woman"

Abujafood: @All,

Should I still call her to "GET MORE FROM HER" or just follow my gut?

OP, what else do you want to get from her? do you want to be VIH+? (Rearrange it)

denniseky: pics of the sienna....

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...And Nigerians are busy flying with plantain skins, while our leaders are busy leading money from the country purse to their houses, bank accounts and foreign countries.
May God help them!

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klassyguy: [b]nairaland chicks - PLEASE CONFIRM THESE INTERPRETATIONS -ARE THEY TRUE OR FALSE? - AT LEAST TO HELP THE MEN FOLK.



10 words women use

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just beengiven five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine"

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, though a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about "nothing". (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "nothing".)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say 'you're welcome'.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU'!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now having to do it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

10) AND THE LAST ONE: When a woman says "Answer me" in response to her question no matter how subtle it is, just know that you are in trouble. If you respond, and it is not in line with her thinking, you are dead meat. If you don't say anything you are still in trouble.

Example, if a woman asks: "Do you think I look fat in this dress?", swallow hard and think long about your answer. If indeed she looks fat, don't choose option #4. If she doesn't look fat, but you think the dress is ill-fitting on her, if you mention it, watch out for #8.
And you had better believe it, they crave for a man with honesty.

WOMEN: Never try to outsmart them. They'll beat you at it, collect the change and spend it.[/b]

broz abeg na which skool u go? na beta one

[quote author=delord's]And that's the road linking Ikom LGA where Senator Victor Ndoma Egba (SAN ), hails from.He is a three-time senator of the Federal Republic having been in the upper legislative chamber of National Assembly since 2003. A member of the ruling People’s Democratic Party PDP representing Cross River Central, he is currently the Senate Leader. Those he ever pas through this HELL?... WHAT A SHAME.
They are not representing Us but their pockets and selfish interest.[/quote]you are talking of his LGA, I have been to his village (akparabon) last year for a project; 3 bridges on his village road cannot accomdate 2 okadas @ the same time, when I drove over those bridges I recite psalm 91. Cross River state is a mess, nothing is happening there. see wasted & untapped natural resources. that road was constructed povertly last year by CCECC; they need deliverance.

slimyem: Men are usually saintly,humble,faithful,gentle and decent when broke/poor...
..but i have had reasons and still have reasons to believe that all those good attributes are mostly a function of their status...and the real them comes in action as soon as the status changes for better..
Argue for or against...

My dear you are very correct.... never you trust the humility of a poor man.
But OP, women own dey worst passooooo
I feel you

BROS, TAKE-OFF, there are millions of single girls out there

Don't invest in this relationship, whether she abandoned the other guy or not it's none of your business, the choice is her's. put it straight to her that the dicision she is about to take is solely hers. Never depend on her love, for sure one day she will do the same to you. dont depend on her love, guide your heart always pls. I have seen this severally.

My brother, after reading your story i feel so sad. you shouldn't have allowed her to use pregnancy and tied you down, see the suffering you are going thro. what is your HIV status? if negative, use her "Hidden" HIV status and filled a divorce case against her.

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...The ministry is growing (Gordon 2010)

I support this map, so be it...

qualified: @op, plss run for dear life. The girl does nt deserve u. Truly go through everything u wrote, sure u couldn't write all u have been thru n you ll realize u need to break off from her.

She might come crying n begging, if u love ur life, dont take her back even if na blood dey comot as tears! Run n dont look back

. Am out of the relationship but she's still in trying to reconcile with herself. It's a serious issue on ground now.

qualified: @op, plss run for dear life. The girl does nt deserve u. Truly go through everything u wrote, sure u couldn't write all u have been thru n you ll realize u need to break off from her.

She might come crying n begging, if u love ur life, dont take her back even if na blood dey comot as tears! Run n dont look back

. Am out of the relationship but she's still in trying to reconcile with herself. It's a serious issue on ground now.

There is a misunderstanding between the shocks and the bootys, get bootys off the ride son.

hammedkola: Eating bread and tea in an head pan.....Is this Poverty or Lack of Resources?

all of the above