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Sijo01: lmao

mak u send am ur own text wit dis Bible vs - Genesis 9:7

New Living Translation
Now be fruitful and multiply, and repopulate the earth."

English Standard Version
And you, be fruitful and multiply, teem on the earth and multiply in it.”

New American Standard Bible
"As for you, be fruitful and multiply; Populate the earth abundantly and multiply in it."

King James Bible
And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein.

LOL.... this is very defendsive... hm, if u see what she sent to me, I can't even post it here.

pato405: son of man, your cup fit don full o!


chai! c 'grade A' intimidation & apprehension!

bros I don runooo, am in anoda hotel sef.

Holli Moses... all these native doctors pretending to be Pastors..... see that one with matchet, him sef don carry masqurade sote come get church.... oh sorry, shrine. most of them will pay double in hell when devil corner them.....I laugh locomotive laughter this night.

Skii: Ah!

See dis man o, u no dey fia God? Omo, me I no dey o,,,*running away*

No come open thread sey person dey chase you with cane o

U don make me fear, I've text her & cancelled the bleeping & she replied nonsence

Skii: Guy make I give u d scope,

She don size u up for her mind see sey, u no reach, so she send u that bible message make you fear small. As per the following day bleep parole na to give u time to think am make u run.

But to show her say u ka her scope, just show, tell am sey, u know wetin dey happen, no be sey u fear, or u no fit bleep am, but sey u no be ode and u no dey fear like that.

Either way sha, just gree her make she waka comot

she don go since, bleeping na 2morow night. I go bleep am.

punnonline: thats a message from God o!
Be ware dnt fall a victim she's tryin 2 help u

Then how comes..... she agree bleeping tomorrow TDB?

beylinko: U stil have d whole of 2day n 2mrw 2 tink about it. Did u make ur intention knwn 2 her dat u wanna bleep her?

Yes & she even fixed tomorrow night.

diary of a mad black woman

Am in trouble, I approach a lady this evening just in the reception of the hotel am lodging here in calabar, we exchange number; minutes later I received an sms, when I opened, it was from her and the content was a bible portion. Immediatly, I opened the portion and this is what I saw:


Proverbs 31:2 - 3
(English Standard Version)

V.2 -What are you doing, my son? What are you doing, son of my womb? What are you doing, son of my vows?

V.3 -Do not give your strength to women, your ways to those who destroy kings...

Am just confused, de conjee sef don go. how does she mean? she promised bleeping tomorrow night.

@OP..... this is one of my life policy; "Never Trust the Humility of a Poor Man", I know how you feel, but accept this: the fault is yours. you shoudn't have allow him stay. he was just a time bomb, let him go, xpect your Prince soon.

Abasi dioñ Akpabio, anam akwa ibom nyin ado okay.

This is the advantage of a young man full of vision in Governance. kudos to this great Transformer.

Akwa Ibom Ado OK!
Mbok Ediana K'ima.

Yinkay: Go local,visit Zimbabwe along Keffi road outside Abuja.

Zimbabwe ke? @OP, just try but before u cross that teritory wear your c*ndom first. The calliba of Ashantiz there no de gree to carry eye see man. I vow never to go there again.

... divorce, sack, pursue, players, blame husband, blame wife, blame social sites, sent home, Never make a LovePeddler a housewife, & lots more.... all these are just sh*t. wait a minute, didn't they cort? the question should be: why tempting her now? there's an alert somewhere that triggers the "bobo" to embark on this research. which one be our own sef, ours may even do worst and still calling us all the names in the encyclopedia of romance..... if the man is not a player, how will he succeed, afterall iron-sharpens-iron. 10/10

FOOOLS!

NRI PRIEST: Try calabar chics they will Zap you till you jump window and swear never to come back, lol. Forget Igbo chics cos they will shop ya money and tear race but if you want them DARK,SMELLY AND LOUD you should try the other side !

ná, i no fit laugh,, na true. am in calabar right now, I've been here for 5 weeks now on official duty.... bros, i swear I get waist-quake now. they one that service me gives up to 120 strokes/min. she starts like locomotive engine, bros I don sufferooo. I have sacked 5 becos of their hyper-performance & all night show . its not easy,

Try maxima 98 & you'll condemn BMW. Am 100% Nissan/Infinity fans.

It's either v6/v8 or never.
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niki6: May God judge all those who r sayin nonsense. I am nt a member of winners buh i av bin to their programs n av family members there. They av neva askd 4 offerin/collection 4 their skuls NEVER. So stop sayin rubbish. N as 4 d skul fees they r 1 of d cheapest private uni in dis country n dey av 1 of d best standards too.tell me 1 private uni in d world dat isnt xpensive did he tell u he is runnin a charitable organisation. Talk lyk sum1 who is literate joor.... Except u an illiterate....then i undastand.

my sister, God bless you; don't mind all these blind nigerians with their poverty padded mindset. The are too blind to appreciate the light, may darkness over shadow them. I hear some fools talking about offering: how much offering can they offer? In winners offering is not by force, that's why they don't dance around for offering, rather sacks or baskets are passed round. There is nothing like fund raising or any financial service in winners chapel. Winners have one of the best and cheapest private universities in this country. For their information, He's working towards building one in Ghana and UK... The fact is that no matter their poverty oriented accusations, this Great man still moves higher.

bennyraz: Destination of all d fyne chicks in abj. Hav u eva heard of woman boku village in Abj? Or zimbabwe in Abj? U wud meet all types, or sort of women there. A man once bleeped his sister who he taught was in school. U might hav seen dat story in d papers

Bros, I feel you.
@OP... Akwa Ibom Ado OK!

Akwa Ibom ado okay

nurabela: They say ''love is everything'' in a relationship because without it the relationship cannot flourish and be everlasting. Is love enough to keep a relationship going?

. No, trust (sincerity) does. In addition, the foundation of any relationship matters, how did you start also counts.

maclatunji: You better believe it. Of course it is almost impossible to get pregnant on the first night because those little guys have a long swim to make. However, the seed could be planted- don't tell me you think it doesn't happen! Seriously, anybody and I mean anybody that asks you to argue with or confront your husband over this is one of these:

1. One who does not know what marriage entails for the woman.

2. Does not wish you well.

3. Is naive or not very smart.

4. Arrogant and due to fail in marriage as a woman (except she has a change in mindset).

5. A very foolish man indeed!

When your interests and that of your husband clashes, your husband's interest prevails if you are a good wife except on two occasions:

1. Your life is at risk by obeying your husband.

2. Your husband wants you to offend God with his demand.

In this case, your husband has 100% exclusive right to prevail. However, he shouldn't have deluded you into thinking that he wouldn't bother you with it after marriage but maybe you wouldn't marry him if he had been honest from the beginning.

Girls love men that lie to them and despise those who are honest and sincere with them. Too bad, you bear the brunt of your folly(ies) as wives.

God bless you. Most women the so called civilization has turn their brain up-side down. @OP, please just understand with him, ok? mbok.

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Arosa: The makeup artist should file a lawsuit against Mercy Johnson.

what should be the charges? Who should sue who? Mercy's reaction was even better. What if the movie director, her manager or even the owner of the movie arrest her what would she do-? As for MJ, destroying the phone was bad. Lawless Nigerians full of poverty coted pride.

My sister, God's plan is always the best, sometimes the process is painful and hard, but don't forget when God is SILENT He's doing something BEST for you surprisingly... You have to pray, but prayers of ''INQUIRY''. He says in Jer 33:3 "call upon me, and I will ANSWER YOU; I'll SHOW YOU GREAT & MIGHTY THINGS which thou KNEWETH NOT. 1. Ask God why you could not conceive. 2. Ask for divine direction. 3. What is His suppose for your life. 4. Let His will be done. (From your story it seems you were not wedded, because if you did your Church should been involve in this matter). "God can do anything to defend His SUPPOSE". My advice for you is " do not hold unto anything except God, reject pity, be careful of the type of advice you receive and pray till you have the answer. There are lots to share with you which I can't put them here, you can call me if you care. (08034196601, 07044339697, 08027213667). God Bless and Strengthen you. AMEN!

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