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RomanceRe: Agony Of A Frustrated Man by johnwell(op): 8:03pm On May 18, 2012
huh am confused I dont even know what to tell him.
RomanceRe: Agony Of A Frustrated Man by johnwell(op): 7:44pm On May 18, 2012
He cant call again because they'll finish him for this terms fees. This is a man that has helped all the members of that family but now they've all turned against him. The guy is jobless, homeless, restless and helpless. Now his ex, when she heard the sad news she called him, encouraged him and asked him to come and stay with her till things go well with him, then he moved on. She promised giving him love that will cover the pains. Recently, the brother of the runaway wife noticed his coversation with his ex on facebook and started sending him threatening texts. He narrated one of the text which he said..."Show this mesage to your family members if you have one. you feel you can frustrate my sister? you don't know those you're joking with, i will handle you personaly. i can limit you". My friend is confused. After telling me the story, (I weaped) he asked;
1.. if God bless him with a better job now, should he go back to her?
If no,
2...what of his children? How will he retrieve them?
3... His ex invitation, how good is it? she may want to push him into marriage.
I was short of words thats why I post it here for more suggestion. Please he needs help not accusations. God bless NL. Long live Seun.
RomanceRe: Agony Of A Frustrated Man by johnwell(op): 7:43pm On May 18, 2012
August 2011 she brought a man she claimed to be a pastor in MFM with a lady into the apartment. She instructed him not to come home until her new tenants are able to secure their accomodation. He obeyed her for peace to reign. September she parked, left the house for the pastor and the lady and returned to her people with the kids while the rent has not expired. October the pastor gotten an accomodation. They went away with all his electronics including expensive wall lights and they even removed all the bulbs in the apartment and call it seeds. When my friend heard they've gotten accomodation he was happy, he went and beg them to allow him to be sleeping in their parlour but he was thrown out. He left in tears, jumping from one place to another. Her family has never for once asked what is going on with him, even when he visits the children. Only once the lady's father called and asked for the child's school fees. He hustled and pay but last term he couldn't pay and the lady opened an encyclopedia of curse and accusation on his his head. she even said "I thought anything good will come out of you when you left me? Since january he can't even visit his children because of shame and fears. When he calls she start shouting on the phone, she will not even allow him to speak with his children.
RomanceAgony Of A Frustrated Man by johnwell(op): 7:39pm On May 18, 2012
This is a true life story of a friend that has rendered me restless since morning.

There's this young lady he met 2007 in an IT firm he buys from: he fell in love with her, approached her but she ignored. Few weeks later, she was fired in the presence of my friend. Out of sympathy, he started getting close to her, assists her financially to the extent of buying her a phone because the company took their phone from her, payed her rent and lots more. Since then she was not working again, my guy carried her along till 2011. My friend was a duty manager in a company handling offshore catering on all MPN platforms. Her brother then was studying at MAN, oron do comes there most weekends, holidays and when needed financial assistance too. December 2007 she conceived and he went for introduction/consultation, 2008 she delivered a baby boy (not honda). 2010 she delivered the 2nd son. June 2010 my guy lost his job. Things begins to go down, she started Complaining telling him that she ever regret knowing him, she added that she hates everything about him. 2011 it went worst. My friend had to look for a school in an interior village; 5 hours drive away from his house to go and teach just to put his house in order till a better job comes. He lived all alone in the school and earned only 10k, he was paid for three months, the 4th month they gave him 2500, the 5th & the 6th months nothing, so he moved to the nearby village where he had a part time driving job with accommodation with little or no pay. He managed till last december. Last june she called him and told him that if he can't afford his rent before december which the rent will expire she'll leave him. She said so many abusive words like; I hate you and your wicked family, you frustrated and good for nothing man, woman wrapper, God will not allow my children be as frustrating as you are; he cried; remembering the past. He tried all he could but the apartment was too high for him to afford this time since it was in a federal housing estate.
PoliticsRe: Will You Fight To Keep Nigeria One? by johnwell(m): 3:16am On May 18, 2012
The fact is: nigeria is disintegrating. The major rivers are even good examples of division.
PoliticsRe: Delta Fuels 6 Generators With N3.6bn In 4 Years by johnwell(m): 2:45am On May 18, 2012
The ikebe super governor

FamilyRe: Kano Pays ₦10.000 Dowry Each For 100 Brides At Mass Wedding by johnwell(m): 2:36am On May 18, 2012
anishe: What a good development. I hope the government has plans to do more for the children of these unions.
huh As usual. Plan indeed. This is the Re-fabrication of new generation beggars production plant.
PoliticsRe: Bus Explodes At Rumuokoro Park In Port-Harcourt by johnwell(m): 10:10pm On May 17, 2012
ujchief: Asari is dusting his rocket launcher... Ateke tom is oiling his his sub-marine machine gun... Tampolo is heading to the creeks to mobilise his men... Boyloaf is servicing his speed boat... Okah just applied for bail to come home... MEND reactivated...
hmm, this will be the first nigerian war movie, produced by IG of P*lice, directed by minister of def*nce, titled "THE RISE & FALL OF NIGERIA"
PoliticsRe: Bus Explodes At Rumuokoro Park In Port-Harcourt by johnwell(m): 8:39pm On May 17, 2012
190: I hope d bomb blast affects that my wretched ex of a girlfriend -
haba, weting she do?
PoliticsRe: Subsidy Removal: Jonathan & Back-Stabbing Governors by johnwell(m): 2:33pm On May 10, 2012
Olaolufred: beaf, He is not ending anything.
He Inherited 272 billion Naira Subsidy in 2007.
GEJ and Yaradua made it 3 times in 2008.
Made it 1.3trillion in 2011 only.(though House of Rep probe now found out it is 3 million). (3T/2.72B means it is 11x what it used to be in 2007).
Nigerians asked whether our population had increased 11 times, but no one could answer.We asked whether our population had doubled what it was in 2007, and they were mute like a dumb. So Beaf where comes your justifications?
Why should he be praised for a demonic system He created.
He definitely would have been quiet if not that He is engulfed in the pit of corruption he dug for himself in the sector within two years after the demise of Yaradua. He was looting our treasury until the money there becomes too lean for more withdrawal. Then He felt masses should suffer for their 3 trillion scandal.
How do you now praise such a Man? You may, but Nigerians are wiser than that.
Thanks.
thank you, good talk Olaolufred. Goodluck is an embezller. Most people are commenting under the influence of alchohol and tribality. Fools, telling me what to & what not to post.
PoliticsRe: Subsidy Removal: Jonathan & Back-Stabbing Governors by johnwell(m): 8:05pm On May 09, 2012
Beaf: Funny stuff! grin
Are you an illiterate too?
this sounds like one of the fishermen from BS
PoliticsRe: Subsidy Removal: Jonathan & Back-Stabbing Governors by johnwell(m): 8:04pm On May 09, 2012
Beaf: Funny stuff! grin
Are you an illiterate too?
PoliticsRe: Subsidy Removal: Jonathan & Back-Stabbing Governors by johnwell(m): 2:42pm On May 09, 2012
Beaf: The foolishness in Nigeria is encapsulated in ethnic bigotry. You take the fools crown, bro. Clap for yourself.
"he who knows not that he knows not is a full"
Nairaland GeneralRe: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by johnwell(m): 1:06pm On May 09, 2012
OMG, my eye balls almost pop out because of laughter, i no fit waka again.
PoliticsRe: Subsidy Removal: Jonathan & Back-Stabbing Governors by johnwell(m): 12:51pm On May 09, 2012
dayokanu: I have never seen a more reetarded president on this earth who gives excuses and seeks to shift blame for every action

today its the governors who advised you remove subsidy?

What a Retardeeen
It's so unfortunate that The Destiny of a Great nation (Nigeria) lies in the hands of a COMMON fisherman (Gee-Ee-Jay ) undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Sickness: Not An Act Of God! · Pastor Chris by johnwell(m): 12:23pm On May 09, 2012
cheesy wonders shall never end, so nairalanders knows the scripture like this? Am shock to see *, *, & * quotes the scripture cool
PoliticsRe: Uduaghan Defends Cost Of Asaba Airport by johnwell(m): 11:51am On May 09, 2012
Pukkah: Spending so much to level a hill and fill up a river valley when so many citizens are hungry and homeless. huh
This is where part of the money goes. cool see pic

RomanceRe: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by johnwell(op): 11:40am On May 09, 2012
[quote author=Mz Pookie][/quote]the devil is a liar, I don carry my life waka joh, am wonderfuly & fearfuly made. cool cool cool
RomanceWhich Of These Is Highly Consumed In Your Area? by johnwell(op): 8:49am On May 09, 2012
Which of this is the most consumed product in your area?
(A) Beer
(B)Cigarette
(C)Condom
(D)Recharge card
(specify area first b4 product)
RomanceRe: Help, She's An Army Woman! Chei. by johnwell(op): 8:11am On May 09, 2012
Exponental: u sound childish (being raw doesnt make her bad)..... Back space if ur lever no gree u!
roki made some point, tap 4m it.
Do u know soldiers are jobless without war?....av u seen them in action wen they av one 2 do? Area C in surulere shows hw heartless they may be........dont give them opportunity 2 treat ur Bleep up, if na runs u get 4 mind.
thank for your advice. Am not going for runs, am hoping for a serious relationship, and I'll be very excited to ...
RomanceRe: Help, She's An Army Woman! Chei. by johnwell(op): 10:27pm On May 08, 2012
Chei; nairalanders, nawao, the combinations of their negative & positive ideas renders me neutral. confusion break bone.
RomanceRe: Help, She's An Army Woman! Chei. by johnwell(op): 6:21pm On May 08, 2012
rokiatu: @Poster you are very stoopid. You meet a lady who happend to be in the army and your first worry is how it would feel to Bleep her huh huh huh huh huh you are not even worry abt other character traits are u kidding me?


Here's the thing, whether a woman is in the Army, a rebel or even the prisendent of the United States, she is still a woman with a vagina. She will still melt if you touch and tickle her soft spots. When it come to love making, you don't judge a person by their profession. Seriously there are some housewives that are even more wild in the bed room than some Amry women.

Like seriously what are you envisioning? Her in her uniform with her AK47 on top of you fucking the hell outta ur brain for hours or what?

Like when did all these kids in man form started having sex? Lawddddd!!!! Thank God I don't have to deal with one of em.
[b][/b] you again. I dey hail you.
RomanceRe: Help, She's An Army Woman! Chei. by johnwell(op): 6:16pm On May 08, 2012
@ All... Thanks for the contributions. You know when it gets to serious relationship; character plays the major role, everything hangs on it. It's her character that will determine everything. As for me, I don't double-date, so cheating will not come in thro my door. I'll try all I can.
RomanceRe: Help, She's An Army Woman! Chei. by johnwell(op): 8:44pm On May 07, 2012
Exponental: Guy, if na runs u wan play, i advice u space bar + tab, else she go ctrl A + delete u.
If u want somtin serious, power n enter!
come, bill gate, u sef be enemy of progress, u no even encourage me at all, nawao... I just finish charting with her, she sounds so raw & strait-to-point, no slangs for her nyans. hope this will not be " the diary of a mad black woman pt-2 ?"

@Konnektions146... yák nsé mé ayafon. afo odu K'mðn, uyomke ndikut mi? kot mi ke 08034196601
AKs Ado Ok!
RomanceRe: Help, She's An Army Woman! Chei. by johnwell(op): 5:09pm On May 07, 2012
Alusi Okija: Afo o!! Mbok afo nnyeneke dissapointment o!!

When you catch her, first salute her, and then get down to business.
You must be strong so I advice you drink two alomo before the action.
This is like war film.
At some point, start to do different style. Snake in the monkey shadow and co.
Find Jean Claude Van Dam movies and watch, that guy sabi fhuck well well.
E get like two of ehn film wey ehn fhuck police woman and boss (pronounced bose) wife wey be army.
If you learn am well do like am. . . Mbok, she will never forget you!

And you be Akwa Ibom boy, so just chop 404 for agility and stamina.

God bless!
LOL, bros, I no dey chop 404, i hate it. abamo? odu k'món?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by johnwell(m): 4:28pm On May 07, 2012
July 8
for this year BD celebration & fun +2348034196601
RomanceRe: Help, She's An Army Woman! Chei. by johnwell(op): 4:12pm On May 07, 2012
deshclones: grin ;Dfunny thread..nothing much man..just that the punny will definitely be muscular and might be dry cause of excessive training..and you must try very hard to impress her by lasting like 1hr minimuim..take a combination of oroki herbal mixture and don simon and you are good to go..my 2cents man wink wink wink wink
I don't need anything to sustain my HOD, he can perform more than 1hr, only her action and how her "subject matter" will look like
RomanceHelp, She's An Army Woman! Chei. by johnwell(op): 3:10pm On May 07, 2012
cry There's this lady I've been chasing for some month now; she turns me down on several occassions. she likes calling late at night & at the end she end up saying "nothing". For 3 weeks now we've not communicate, last night I got a facebook alert on my phone, when I opened the message, it was a friend request from her. Quickly, I turn on my laptop, hook online, straight to facebook, I accepted the request, chart begins, we charted for 8 good hours. I redirected the chart to our previous discusion. She said "young man the ball is in your court, am all yours", bingo; I screamed. she promised spending this weekend with me, I told her am not in lagos, am in calabar for official stuff, hope to be back on sunday, Bleep-up, see anger for chart. hmm, facebook suffer last night.
The issue here is, after the chart, I entered her profile, guess what? she's an army ...., Immidiately, I called her to confirm & she said "Yes", not only a mere army officer, but she's in the intelligence dept.
my fear is: how does it feel like when bleeping an army lady? not only a night show but for a whole weekend. to me, "this means war", I just immagine how the whole action will be...
Advice... should I host this lady?
If @all I'll host her, throut her staying my back door will be open incase of ....

chei, mbóm idem mì...
AKs Ado Ok 4live.
RomanceRe: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by johnwell(op): 1:26pm On May 07, 2012
190: grin grin grin
what of your friend 911 or 9.11 or 9_11, sorry, I forgot his id.
CultureRe: If You Are From Cross River Or Akwa Ibom, This Topic Is For You. Sosongo. by johnwell(m): 1:22pm On May 07, 2012
Ndito-eka emedioo, Abasi odiong mbufoo. Ediana K'Ima...
Am still eyen akwa ibom, uyo for real, k' ghana ye lekki.
Akwa Ibom ado Ok!
FoodRe: Calabar Food Is Overhyped! by johnwell(m): 1:10pm On May 07, 2012
[quote author=baby.me]White soup is Calabar soup. We call it Afia efere and it's very delicious especially when prepared with goat meat and dry fish.[/quote]Ufan Ima, Abasi odiong fi..... who said white soup nna igbos? mschew

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