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Properties › Re: Please Kindly Advise This Young Lady by joinnow: 6:09pm On Oct 15, 2017
Pidgin2:
I don't know for sure but last year a neighbor wanted to sell hers for less than N120K because she didn't get permission to place it where she wanted to. It all depends on how desperate the seller is but the container in question was quite big so I reckon it should be about N150K max esp if one resides in Lag
Last time I check it was 250k then the hijab (mini truck that will carry it upload and offload it charges 40k to 80k depending on location and distance.
Cutting of window and doors ?
Insulation using Styrofoam ?
Toilet?
Let do the Math
250
250
40
?
=540k plus ?
Properties › Re: Please Kindly Advise This Young Lady by joinnow: 5:58pm On Oct 15, 2017
cle62000:
I will advice that she go ahead with the plan of building a room and a parlour apartment with your specifications, based on the experience I had in constructing a security house and pig pen recently in Benin City, with 500k in warriors area it should take the house to a point where the parents can move in and subsequently they give a a finishing touch.
The figures I will be giving here jamming based on the price in Benin City and last month I am sure there wouldn't be much difference.
For a room and parlour which is two rooms, a small kitchen and bathroom/tiolet.
Around 1080 blocks will be needed
A double trip of sand is 18k
27ags of cement = N2500*27=N67500
27 times N700=N18900
Sub total for blocks is N86400

SETTING ie block work
Bricklayer setts 100 block per day after window is 80 blocks but based onbargaining power you can arrange every work to be 100 blocks all through
Let's say 11 bricklayers at N3000 each service men 5 times N2000, we will have N88500

LITEL and pillar if theres any
10 bags of cement = N25000
Sand bag of granite at 500 per bag times 12 bags = N6000
2 Masons at N4000 each=N8000
3 service at N3500 each =N11500
Sub total= N52900

ROOFING
zink 5 bundles times N17000=N85000 (I even bought at N15500 )
Wood around N80000 maybe less
Carpenter around N25000 or less depend on your bargaining power
Sub total = N190000

SOAK AWAY
Digging 8ft by 10ft =N15000
Let say 120 blocks (but far less than) =N9600
Setting soak away3 brick layers at N4000=12000
2 service atN2500=N5000
The price is higher cos it's a pit work
2 bags of cement =N5000
Sub total =N46600
Slab for covering soak away
Granite N500 per bag times 5=N2500
Cement 3 bags =N7500
Sub total N10000

Grand Total =N474400
Let say the balance can take care of toilet system and maybe miscellaneous at it will get to a stage where they can move in within two weeks or less they can move in and it should be personally supervised maybe by her her father if she isn't that free.
Pig Pen and security house pix Please.
Planing of constructing something similar
Properties › Re: Please Kindly Advise This Young Lady by joinnow: 5:54pm On Oct 15, 2017
Pidgin2:
OP, take note of this

Buy two containers for your land and get a good iron bender to create windows and doors. You can include toilet and bath. Use the remaining money to purchase two well rings for the suckeraway. Get a plumber and bricklayer to construct it for you, that's all
How much is one container?
Car Talk › Re: ₦70m: Amazing Images Of Land Rover Discovery Converted Into A Mobile Kitchen by joinnow: 10:52am On Oct 14, 2017
My exboss policy is no eating in car.
With this he might change his mind
Celebrities › Re: Emeka Ike: My Ex-Wife Loved Watching Women Who Killed Their Husbands & Children by joinnow: 10:38am On Oct 14, 2017
. This is a real story and not a joke. Her best TV station is the criminal investigation channel; she stays up till 4am to watch the channel for over five years. At first, I used to enjoy watching it with her. She watched the programmes about women who killed their husbands, children, relatives. How would you wake up by 4am and not see your wife on the bed only to go downstairs and see her watching that station as if she is taking notes grin. I had to ask her if she wanted to kill somebody with the way she watched the station but she just switched off the television, went to her room and slept.

Naso this guy fear don reach.
Chei
May be she is watching it to ascertain if your moves (panel beating could result to her death tongue
Car Talk › Re: Man Drinks To Stupor, Forgets Car At A Beer Parlour In Lagos. Photo by joinnow: 12:54am On Oct 14, 2017
When you are so drunk that you use your car remote key dey open your house door key... grin

Car Talk › Re: Man Drinks To Stupor, Forgets Car At A Beer Parlour In Lagos. Photo by joinnow: 12:50am On Oct 14, 2017
One of our staff drink go dey sleep for toilet during end of year party.
When time to go don reach his wife find this guy tire until someone wan go easy himself come see my guy for toilet dey sleep like this............

Car Talk › Re: United Arab Emirate Police Unveils Flying Bike(Photos) by joinnow: 12:13am On Oct 13, 2017
Abeg Ambode order this as mean of transportation instead of the bus
And lagosian will be ever grateful as it will reduce traffic.

Its zoom version of Drone.
Its risky try it in Lagos bad boys go buy plenty long rope wait for them. grin
NYSC › Re: How Do I Tell A Female Corper Who Keeps Bringing Me Food To Stop? by joinnow: 11:46pm On Oct 11, 2017
QuietHammer:
When giving a gift the quality of the content doesn't really matter. It's the thought itself that count. People may begin to think we are dating. This rumor could jeopardize my plans.


Meanwhile Op is eying another baby around the corner
Travel › Re: Boat Capsizes Under Third Mainland Bridge In Lagos, 19 Passengers Rescued. PICS by joinnow: 4:13pm On Oct 10, 2017
Adaumunocha:
Thank God no life was lost.
recovery of the corpse of a woman passenger

We still have to thank God no matter the situation.
Health › Re: A Lady Suffering From Monkey Pox In Enugu (Photo) by joinnow: 3:11pm On Oct 10, 2017
This monkey pox dey vex oooo
Monkey are annoyed human fine pass them so they come send pox to disfigure human.
See as it disfigured the girl face angry
Crime › Re: EFCC Arraigns Two Men For N7.6 Billion Fraud(photos) by joinnow: 3:01pm On Oct 10, 2017
credit facility to finance
because of greed bank refuse to give small people small small loan instead want to hammer overnight but fall victim
Car Talk › Re: This Bicycle Can Be Folded, Charged And Be Used To Charge Other Devices by joinnow: 11:34am On Oct 10, 2017
Even oversea you park next you remove battery if you forget to remove the battery by the time you return the battery go don waka leave your bike.

Beside the way we drive here.no allowance for electric bike. You try am our angry drivers go send you Go beyond quickly.
Health › Re: Monkey Pox Hits Lagos, 2 Suspected Cases Recorded by joinnow: 11:25am On Oct 10, 2017
This is what happens when recession¹¹ hit so hard DAT people begin to eat any animal including snake grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Knifeman Yelling 'allahu Akbar' Shot Dead After Killing Two In France by joinnow: 6:33pm On Oct 02, 2017
Dc4life:
I wonder if the people of liberal Europe will ever wake up to the reality that they're being invaded. Probably not.

Yet another radical Islamic attack on Western people. Wake up Europe! Allahu Akbar might be the last words you hear if you don't straighten out your immigration policies ASAP. Thank God the US now has Trump!
Baba prophesised a 2016 invasion of Europe by Muslim extremists, a conflict she predicted would begin with the Arab Spring in 2010.
Baba also said that Europe will be transformed into an Islamic caliphate by 2043.

Note Baba Vanga also appeared to predict that the 45th President of the United States - who we now know to be Donald Trump will start WW3
World war 3
Health › Re: White Man Compares A Dog In US & Health System In Lagos by joinnow: 3:10pm On Oct 02, 2017
obonujoker:
I wish Buhari can ban every medical doctor from going to practice abroad especially the graduate medical practitioners.....
Why
When the foundation is shaking
Do it well and everything will fall in place.
Whole Nigeria only 7 machine functioning
Out of the 7 that is ok PHCN might also reduce it to 4 cos of no light.
Period Nigeria is a fail state.
Politics › Re: Military To Begin Operation Crocodile Smile In Ogun State by joinnow: 2:51pm On Oct 02, 2017
libertyhope2017:
Afonjas ,looking at his thread and saying...I thought this will only be happening in SE, didn't know they will be coming for us.
They
Never imagine the crocodile will smile so soon on them.
Crime › Re: Big-Sized Woman Beats Girl With Cutlass Publicly (Photos) by joinnow: 2:03pm On Oct 02, 2017
Even the dog dey bark seriously in the second picture to separate fight because is heavy weight vs feather weight. Unfair
Travel › Re: Lion Kills Attendant At Agodi Zoo In Oyo As Government Shuts Down Zoo by joinnow: 5:08pm On Oct 01, 2017
Uwem2009:
I was in that same Agodi zoo, two weeks ago,those lions were not smiling at all.
Looking at the lion on the background show the lion was also hit by deep recession.
It seem Baba don seriously reduce it's weekly ration.
Lion don warn Baba but he did not do the needful.
Crime › Re: Woman Bites Off Lady's Ear In Bayelsa As Her Ear Gets Chopped Off. Graphic PICS by joinnow: 4:59pm On Oct 01, 2017
Teacher1776:
The outer ear or pinna is not the organ for hearing. It is just a decoration. As long as the inner ear drum isn't damaged, They can still hear with both ears.
Are u serious

The Outer Ear
The outer ear is the part of the ear that you can see. The outer ear provides more than just decoration – it also collects sounds.


The Middle Ear
Once the sound waves reach the middle ear, it is the middle ear’s job to convert them into vibrations to send to the inner ear. This is accomplished through the eardrum, which is an aptly named thin piece of skin stretched tight like a drum. The sound waves vibrate the eardrum and move the sound to three tiny bones in the ear: the hammer, the anvil, and then the stirrup.

The Inner Ear
These vibrations eventually make it to the inner ear, home of the cochlea. The cochlea is a small, curled tube filled with liquid that moves like a wave when the vibrations come. It is also covered in microscopic hairs, without which we wouldn’t be able to hear. When the vibrations reach the cochlea, they cause the tiny hairs to move, which creates nerve signals to the brain. The brain interprets those nerve signals as sound
Business › Re: Can You Pay Back N1 Million Interest Free Business Loan In Four Months by joinnow: 4:08pm On Oct 01, 2017
YESpParticipant:
please post their website for us here
www.Rhoci.com
Career › Re: What I Learnt From Leaving My Teaching Job by joinnow: 2:59pm On Sep 30, 2017
newweight:
Its dhl account name.company name.
Its not scam.its the tax they charge me
How can i pay 48k for a shipment worth 65 dollars 65 dolars no reach 20k sef
OK clear
This is Nigeria for you bruuh
Career › Re: What I Learnt From Leaving My Teaching Job by joinnow: 2:39pm On Sep 30, 2017
newweight:
hello nairaland,i got a shipment from asia some days ago,it was a tablet which my friend send to me as dash/gift.
the value of the tab was 65$,but when it reach nigeria,lagos,it says custom delay.then dhl send me an email to make a payment of 48k to a gtb account before i can receive the shipment
i have not been myself because i do not know how it is possible for a shipment that is value is 65$,then dhl ask me to pay clos to 50k to clear it
if i may ask,is dhl now selling electronics
my friend said he has pay for everything,but dhl now threaten me that if i dont pay in time,they will be charge me 45naira per day.
i do not even have 5k
pls nairalanders
i need a help and advice,what can i do.
it has been 6days now,they refuse to email me,they refuse to hear my plea
how can i pay such a bogus amount for a shipment of 65$ value
is this a scam
pls help me
how can i get my shipment
how can dhl impose a fraudulent import duity of 48k for an item worth 65 dollars which is around 20,000naira
pls help me
how is that possible
paying way above the value of declare shipment
419 run run run unless the gt bank detail is dhl and not to any bloody name
Business › Re: Can You Pay Back N1 Million Interest Free Business Loan In Four Months by joinnow: 2:14pm On Sep 30, 2017
Ensho:
to Be Candid If Given 1m,i Cant Pay Back In Four Months At Least 6mnts To 1yr,@four Months The Biz Has Just Started Feeling The Impact Of The Loan,and All Thing Been Equall I Need Few Months To Plunge In The Gain.emmanuelfolorunsho78@gmail.com
It all depends what you want to invest it on.
I am not the one giving loan
Op Nl user name is Rhoci
Which is same as the website.
But op come back and give us your number its needed to complete application of SME loan.
Merci
Business › Re: Can You Pay Back N1 Million Interest Free Business Loan In Four Months by joinnow: 11:56pm On Sep 29, 2017
"1M-SME SUPPORT"
Romance › Re: White Lady Sends iPhone & Apple MacBook To A Nigerian Guy She Met On Facebook by joinnow: 10:29pm On Sep 29, 2017
Johnayoola:
this is just 2017 method of Yahoo Yahoo.means to attract people to add up that name,she won't depend anything from u but will promise to send u same,days later them wier wier crew will call u that ur goods 're ready but u need to clear them with certain amount If out of greed u send it that's all,be wise
OK noted.
Has been long I check FBI website for recent yahoo yahoo methods and letters
Health › Re: My Thumb Print (biometric) Can't Be Captured by joinnow: 9:17pm On Sep 29, 2017
U are among the few people who don't have well-enough defined prints to make the sensors read reliably. Sometimes you can help that by pressing harder or lighter. Also, some readers can be adjusted for sensitivity. The problem with cranking the sensitivity up on a public reader is that it can make it *less* reliable for people with normal prints.

Are the sensors chip-based or optical? If they're chip-based, I've found that having clean fingers helps, but if I *just* washed and dried my hands, it's harder to get a good read than if I wait a minute for some sweat/oil to form on the skin again.
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Hope your company won't sack you because it will be easy to replace an employee than to change their security policy.
Just accept its one of disability.
It means you can commit crime and get away without trace
especially in develop world.
Romance › Re: White Lady Sends iPhone & Apple MacBook To A Nigerian Guy She Met On Facebook by joinnow: 8:04pm On Sep 29, 2017
Very very possible.
Family › Re: Help With PHCN Wahala by joinnow: 5:31pm On Sep 29, 2017
Crazy bill from idiot company
The metering coy in Akwa ibom will show them by producing enough digital metre then this their Big belle go flat without exercise.
This I assure them.
Business › Re: Stanbic IBTC Staff Dressed In Cultural Attires Ahead Of Independence Day(Photos) by joinnow: 5:18pm On Sep 29, 2017
No UNITY without RESTRUCTURING. angry

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