₦airaland Forum

Reason I like Russia.
Talk less but do more

dfrost:
To what essence abeg?

To flex muscles
Like python dance

Abba kyari ...... to Saraki my eyes on you now
If you do anyhow you go see anyhow.

In this dispensation the government will perpetually found playing the blame game or looking for opportunities to publicly ridicule Jonathan.

But that won't fix a thing just roll up your sleeve and fix up the issues.

The Indian guy .........
The road will be fix ONE month to Election

Meanwhile in Nigeria
One year to Election
Politicians will start frying and eating Akara on roadside.
Politicians will start eating roster corn on roadside
Politicians will start dressing like primary school pupils while visiting such school.
Politicians will start parading in market buying pomo
Politicians will start sharing 1kg sachet of Rice.

Naija self is it not better I ran out of Nai and start living in Ja.

When obiano was going for campaign ..... 1st pix

When they chase him and the campaign is chasing him...2nd picture

Excuses are GOOD reasons for BAD results. They are the tools of the incompetent and they that use them are not wise.

Must everything be first October first November
If its available just release it and forget the 1
It can be 25october

Irahub
Government can deceive for Africa......
What they tell us above table what happens below table






Last pictures all corrupt politicians returning back to Nigeria

Op
Report here take some slash for saying
The duo were spotted happily at a beach in the northern part of Nigeria.
There is no beach in Northern Nigeria.

Benekruku:
15million naira


Car is damn cheap!


Cant be the real price! There is a mistake somewhere

Belgium
Tokunbo
Not new bruuh
The price of a used 2016 Mercedes-Benz C-Class ranges from about $40,600 for a base C300 to around $84,700 for the AMG C63 S trim. The price varies depending on the vehicle's condition, mileage, features, and location.

Officialkenshin:
Thank God. I now have only one gf o. I nor they wahala.

Do you follow her everywhere?
Are you with her 247.
Bruuh go and confess your sins.
Abstain,if you cannot hold body go and marry and pray she don't sleep around. Also applicable the other way round. By replacing her with him

Wonder how Elizada account Department could be so careless. You do treble Check apart from alert.
Go online check account statement.
Check bank account email
Call your bank account officer to confirm.

It looks like government want to borrow from the citizens without paying back the loan.
Eyah

Where one man dey marry 4 women how come women still dey find husband.
I am not understanding.

She resembles saraki wife

Did Obiano not complete the ultra modern abattoirs for all local government

tiger nuts aka akiahuasa. She has been swallowing tiger nuts and watermelon.

Jet vs Jesus
Question
Would Jesus buy jet for private use?
There were horse and donkey back then in Jesus time but he prefer trekking.
Such a simple lifestyle.

Davindal:
Please guys, trust no girl wholeheartedly oo. Trust any girl at your own peril, if you fail to heed my warning.

A girl I have been keeping for almost 2 years - with the hope of marrying her once I pass out from here in NDA - just disappointed me, thereby shattering me to pieces. Right now, am in pains.

I was given 3 days pass to enable me attend an important event at home. Before the permission, my supposed babe have been disturbing on how badly she needed to be sexed, and how distance has been a barrier to that effect. I kept telling her to hold her chill, that am gonna be back soon. Although I had heard annoying stuffs about my babe - now an Ex, on how she was frolicking with different guys in my absence, but I was not deterred; simply because, I didn't believe in hearsays.

Yesterday, she called and sent me sweet text messages as she normally do. I asked her to come over to my house around 4PM which she reluctantly obliged. But the way she sounded over the phone made it clear that she never wished to see me any time soon, maybe due to her schedules with other stuffs.

However, I pondered how my babe who has been disturbing and informing me on how 'conjirized' she is suddenly feel not too excited coming to see me dispite being aware that I came home on Tuesday(17th) night.

Time ticked to 4pm yesterday, I didn't see her. I exercised patience till 5pm before I gave her call, but she didn't pick. I called for the second time but no picking again. I decided to hold dowm my anger and not to call her again for the day. Around 15mins to 6pm, she called back saying that her phone was on silent. I ask why, and she told me she would explain when she reached my home that she was running short of airtime.

Finally, she came and apologized after explanation of what led to her phone being on silent. I asked her never to worry that am not holding anything against her, that she should be free.

However, situation changed the moment I tried making love with her as she undressed. Down her private part, I perceived the 'SCENT of CONDOM', and that was it. I enquired why she smells of condom there, but she couldn't give me coherent and articulate answer.

Being furious, I slapped and pushed her out of my compound.

Today in the afternoon, I sent her final warning to stay clear from me or I will shoot her skull to pieces.

Finally, guys be weary of whom you date. Most ladies out there are evil.

U never finish Army training you com dey hot like this.

You did not catch her red handed.
Did you?

Cool down joor

Recession don reach there

wickyyolo:
Just the kind of woman I'd like to marry

And you will return to Nairaland after marrying this kind of lady and be asking how can a stop receiving beating from my wife ]

Jetleeee:
When potor contractors heard some parts of the US are underdeveloped

https://s1.postimg.org/7av62l7j1b/P7u67_XL.gif

on our way

Men vs women

Such a funny world
Someone in one hospital, home, church, school,road etc now battling to stay alive and begging God to keep him/her alive
While someone somewhere is taking his/her life.
Such a funny world

They have all dash the trust bruuh Femoo
If there is trust people will not be running from vaccination a whole state(east south west and North)

Hope fg never approve gun for FRSC.

Each time Fulani's herdman's life is lost
Presido send .......
A.Fighter jet
B.Helicopter
C.All of the above.

Taraba case
Plateau case