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Autos › Re: I Converted My Generator to LPG And Tested The Fuel Consumption/Cost by joinnow: 7:45pm On Jun 12, 2023
nex:
If you use a Non-Explosive Composite Fibre Cylinder, you won't have to worry about explosion with LPG, LNG, CNG or any other type of gas.

I'm just waiting for the results to come in, so I can decide on what to do next with my generator.

In terms of pricing, it is possible that petrol prices will fall a little with less demand if many Nigerians switch to gas to fuel their cars and generators, but what will happen to the price of gas with the high demand? You expect price of gas to remain below N700 per kg?
How much is the cylinder and where is location aka biz address
Education › Re: Edo Government Reduces School Days To Three Times A Week by joinnow: 8:00pm On Jun 10, 2023
Teacher will be thank God it's Wednesday
Student and pupil will be mumy is today Thursday .

Note it's is getting even south east... Every Monday holiday aka sit at home.
South south Thursday,Friday enjoy at home grin
Politics › Re: Emefiele Ran CBN Like Cabal’s ATM, Canteen — Shehu Sani by joinnow: 5:02pm On Jun 10, 2023
True
CBN really dealt with the mases through their brouhaha policy up till the point
Papa and mama have to go nake to be able to withdraw their money
Foreign Affairs › Re: Colombia Plane Crash: Four Children Found Alive In Amazon After 40 Days by joinnow: 2:11pm On Jun 10, 2023
God save them,
no anacoda sighted them
Romance › Re: Quick Help, Will I Die? by joinnow: 2:05pm On Jun 10, 2023
EFULEFU1:
I have taken overdose anti malaria drug and I am seeing everything double double

It's three in the pack not knowing I had to take one per day I took all three once

Please help me quick embarassed
are you ok
Business › Re: Man Seen On Camera Screaming So Loud In A Banking Hall (pics/video) by joinnow: 4:32am On Jun 09, 2023
officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bUiGhdajzg

Man seen on camera screaming so loud in a banking hall shocked

#wetindeyhappentv
e don red
Health › Re: I Mistakenly Chewed And Swallowed A Big Coackroach In My Porridge Beans. by joinnow: 2:40pm On Jun 07, 2023
Curious345:
stop playing 😂😂
CNN carried the documentary then.
He is making $160k =120,000,000 millions yearly
Investment › Re: How Can I Buy Shares In Nigeria by joinnow: 1:00pm On Jun 06, 2023
blackbone989:
I have some amount I don't want to touch,I intend to buy shares with it n probably sell some years down d line. Anyone with a hint pls
Google top ten stockbrokerage firm or stockbroker in Nigeria. Grab their number and contact addres. Call or visit them
Family › Re: Help Me With Budgeting.... My 400k Salary No Longer Takes Me Home. by joinnow: 8:38pm On Jun 01, 2023
Essenza01:
I really don't know anymore, i just did my budget for the month and i am scared, i have cut from everywhere possible and i fear for my self.. i dont have a GF, Wife, Children.. my salary is N400,000 and i have added side businesses and one or two's to even survive.. but with this fuel increase, what else is left... zero savings..

- Rent - N108,333/mth (1,300,000/12)
- Fuel for car - N180,000 (36k for 5-6days)
- Auto maintenance - N30,000/mth (service/repair)
- Fuel for generator - N50,000/mth (20ltr/wk)
- Feeding - N62,000 - (N2,000/day)
- Health miscellenous - N5,000/mth
- Dstv - N4,500/mth
- Data - N7,000/mth
- Recharge card - N3,000/mth
- Dry cleaner - N4,000/mth (Starch/iron)
- Hygiene maintenance - N10,000 (body spray/perfume, roll on, soap, cream) etc..
-  Gift to people - N10,000/mth
-  Family House contribution - N20,000/mth
- Eko electric - N10,000/mth
- repairs and maintenance - N12,000/mth
- Clothing, footwear etc - N10,000/mth
- Outings, restaurant, sit outs and provisions - N30,000/mth

Total = N556,500...

My rent is average rent for where i stay, its a two bed flat, i use the other room for home office..

Feeding is N2,000/day.. its not anything out of the ordinary.. tried cooking and spent more with time wasting.

Fuel for car is at the new rate of N500/ltr, my car is a 70ltr car tank..

Auto maintenance is basic brake pads, shocks, service 2mths, tire guage, police pr, tire purchase if any, minor touch ups etc... nothing major.

Fuel for generator is 20ltr/day (2hrs or less daily)

I need help.... how are you people doing it, what am i doing wrong? The rat race is killing me..
Bros
It's your time and season
Use it well
Career › Re: How I Decided To Learn Handiwork At 45. by joinnow: 1:30pm On Jun 01, 2023
Successonpoint:
I hope my story will motivate someone to take charge of their life.
I lost my job last year July, and so a friend of mine introduce me to a poultry farm where I am earning 22k per month.

A man with wife and two kids o, my wife was not happy with the job even though she has been supportive in her own little way. And then, she suggested that I should learn handwork, and so I decided to learn welder.

On getting to the man, he told me I will spend 2 years o, I will pay 70k to learn from him. Me way I no get even 20k, I begged him to collect 50k and he agreed.

Then he asked me to make part payment of 30k. I went home and told my wife, and then she gave me 20k to give to the man. I gave the man 20k and he collected it, to my greatest surprise within 2 months I started doing the welding job perfectly.

On my own, I have paid up the remaining 30k with small small repairs job he allowed me to be doing for people. And by God's grace, I have started saving up for my tools.

I really thank my wife for the advice and the welder too. The man has been a tremendous blessing to me in many way. He even told me yesterday that with the look of things I may be free from him in 2 months time except I decided to still remain with him for a while.

Please take charge of your life and stop depending on people for survival.
children of now adays no dey learn work again na yahoo and betnaija dey want quick money
Politics › Re: Nigeria's Most Mentioned Words During Buhari's Regime by joinnow: 8:47am On May 27, 2023
Presidency said
Politics › Re: Nigeria's Most Mentioned Words During Buhari's Regime by joinnow: 8:41am On May 27, 2023
Shock
...
Politics › Re: Expect Knocks On Your Door Whether You Go To Daura Or Niger - Tinubu To Buhari by joinnow: 1:21am On May 26, 2023
returning home aka jubril
if you know you know
if not
dey play
Education › Re: Permutation And Combination Problem. Help!!!!! by joinnow: 2:24am On May 25, 2023
Mikel99:
that chat gpt is a dumb ass.
Missing my questions.
most time you are the one missing the prompt. to get good answer / response your question must be prompted well
Education › Re: Permutation And Combination Problem. Help!!!!! by joinnow: 7:52pm On May 24, 2023
Mikel99:
I once downloaded the Ai software but I didn't have the money for subscription
Chatgpt 3 it's the free version.
To use chartgpt 4 for free
Google how to use chatgpt 4 for free and start using it.
Education › Re: Permutation And Combination Problem. Help!!!!! by joinnow: 7:28pm On May 24, 2023
Mikel99:
Thanks
Thank the pioneer of chatgpt and learn how to use it as your PA
Education › Re: Permutation And Combination Problem. Help!!!!! by joinnow: 7:13pm On May 24, 2023
Mikel99:
In how many ways can you give 7 cookies to 3 kids? Assume that the cookies are identical
From chatgpt
Open sidebar
Distributing 7 Cookies: 36 Ways


User
In how many ways can you give 7 cookies to 3 kids? Assume that the cookies are identical

ChatGPT
To distribute 7 identical cookies among 3 kids, we can use a concept called stars and bars, also known as balls and urns or sticks and stones. The stars and bars method helps us count the number of ways to distribute indistinguishable objects (cookies in this case) into distinguishable containers (kids in this case).

In this scenario, we can imagine the cookies as stars (*******) and the spaces between them as bars (| | | | | | |). Each bar represents a division between the kids, and the cookies to the left of the first bar go to the first kid, the cookies between the first and second bars go to the second kid, and the remaining cookies go to the third kid.

For example, **|**|*| represents 2 cookies for the first kid, 4 cookies for the second kid, and 1 cookie for the third kid.

Now, we need to count the number of ways to arrange 7 stars and 2 bars (to separate the 3 kids). The total number of objects is 7 stars + 2 bars = 9 objects. We need to choose the positions for the bars, which can be done in C(9, 2) ways, where C(n, r) represents the combination formula.

Using the formula for combinations, C(n, r) = n! / (r!(n-r)!), we can calculate the number of ways as follows:

C(9, 2) = 9! / (2!(9-2)!)
= 9! / (2!7!)
= (9 * 8 * 7!) / (2! * 7!)
= (9 x8) / 2!
= 72 / 2
= 36

Therefore, there are 36 ways to distribute 7 identical cookies among 3 kids.
Politics › Re: My Decision To Close Land Borders Was Appreciated By Nigerians — Buhari by joinnow: 5:17pm On May 23, 2023
Thank God we have just 6 days to jump and pass...
Business › Re: COURT: BUHARI'S Govt Must Explain How $460million Loan Was Shared by joinnow: 2:56am On May 22, 2023
that person above actually did not know what he is signing
Sports › Re: Cierny Balog Stadium, Slovakia Where Train Passes Through Football Field (Photo) by joinnow: 9:32am On May 21, 2023
so many risk
one is massive air pollution of fans...
Romance › Re: Yummy, Supper Is Ready For My Husband by joinnow: 8:18pm On May 19, 2023
Husband should get set for running stomach which catering school did you attend and what year and in which occassion grin
Career › Re: Dentistry Or Pharmacy. Which Is More Lucrative And Who Earns More? by joinnow: 4:23pm On May 19, 2023
Forexmax:
Dentistry or pharmacy in Nigeria? How lucrative and earnings?
in Nigeria
Dentist suffer head

oversee
Dentist big boy

In Nigeria
Pharmacy big boy
Science/Technology › Re: Is This Snake Venomous? by joinnow: 6:11pm On May 18, 2023
Jestin:
I went to site today to complete the roofing stage in one of my buildings. Some workers were doing the wood work while i directed some to clear the compound because it was bushy.

One of the workers shouted snake and before a blink of an eye, they killed the snake. Cut off the head and tail and kept the body to be consumed later. I took some photos to share here because i know Lala and nairalanders love snakes.
dey play
Gabon viper females do not lay eggs; instead, they give birth to approx. 50 live young!
and do you know what the babies are poisonous too.
what if the time you pick it up is when the babies are coming out.
some years ago in Norther state the farmer killed and brought back the gabon viper. then drop it
went inside coincidentally it was when the about 21-51 babies crawl out and enter the various room of the farmer and neighbor.
Do you know how many people died that evening 18
Business › Re: What Business Do You Regret Starting?? by joinnow: 10:42pm On May 17, 2023
Someone share the story aka Patricia
While in university
Bought okada. The rider ran away with the bike. Later track him to his village but receive the beating of my life from the rider and his father at their village.
Open pop corn biz at campus gate. It was doing well till the girl I employee start thiefing and she is complaining of low sale mean while she open another pop corn biz opposite and directing customer to her own and telling student that it's our second branch. Latter find out and close the business.
Third open indomie shop. The person broke a student head. The student eat without paying. School called me and ask I have to choose between school and indomie.ofcourse I close the Indomie biz.
Fouth Bitcoin when I am about to blow Buhari govt ban bitcoin in Nigeria. I japa from Nigeria now my company is in 24 countries in europe
Business › Re: What Business Do You Regret Starting?? by joinnow: 10:22pm On May 17, 2023
NaughtyBrainiac:
Thank you. You are right.

I intend to Manage myself, I will have a room in the Hotel.

I will employ a Manager and an Accountant but I will make sure I oversee their activities as seriously as possible.

And for Location, I intend to do a very thorough feasibility study on this.

I will also cooperate well with the Police and local security in the Location.

I feel I should start working on Location now but I think I should wait till I have at least 20m savings. I just dey pray make God help me
Remember to offer irrestible offers. shocked
Business › Re: What Business Do You Regret Starting?? by joinnow: 10:15pm On May 17, 2023
Business don't fail people fail.so what I am saying is that the blame is on you if you didnt make the business work or succeed because there is something you should have done or you shouldn't have done.
Autos › Re: See The World First Transparent Car by joinnow: 9:00pm On May 15, 2023
My Igbo brother go tint all the body sharp sharp
Education › Re: Can Someone Solve This For Me On Chemistry? God Bless by joinnow: 8:28am On May 09, 2023
ghettochild:
I know what chatgpt is...just wanted to know if it's in the form of an app..
Anyways thanks
It has an app version and website version
Education › Re: Zulu Maiden Flashes Her Panties While Celebrating On Graduation Stage by joinnow: 1:48am On May 09, 2023
mysticwarrior:
Thanks for enlightening me more, are you a Zulu?
Well, let me put it this way: If I were a Zulu, I'd definitely be the most linguistically talented Zulu you've ever encountered. I'd be fluent in every Zulu dialect, and my dance moves would give Shaka Zulu a run for his money. But alas, I'm just using an AI
Investment › Re: Assets Vs. Liabilities: How To Stop Wasting Your Cash by joinnow(op): 1:41am On May 09, 2023
Delay Purchasing Toys & Experiences and Invest in Income-Generating Assets

I'll always remember a story shared with me by a young man about a cow and a dirt bike. During a seminar where I was explaining the concept of assets, a young man approached me and said, "That's exactly what my dad did when I was growing up. My dad is a farmer, and when I was in middle school, all my classmates were getting dirt bikes to ride around the farm. I asked my dad if we could buy a dirt bike too."

His father joined the conversation and continued the story, saying, "That's right. But I told him, 'I'm not going to buy you a dirt bike; I'm going to buy you a cow... Actually, I'm going to buy you a pregnant cow.'"

The young man looked at his father and expressed his disappointment, saying, "But I told you I didn't want a cow. I wanted a dirt bike. Riding around the farm on a cow wouldn't be as impressive as riding on a dirt bike."

Nevertheless, his father went ahead and bought him a pregnant cow. That cow eventually gave birth to two calves. The father and son sold one calf and used the proceeds to buy the dirt bike outright. At the end of the day, they had a fully paid-off dirt bike, a cow, and another calf.

When you understand the distinction between assets and liabilities, you can have the best of both worlds. Once your assets start generating income, you can utilize that money to purchase the car, television, or trip you've been desiring. By prioritizing the acquisition of assets, you actively build wealth. As your wisdom pays off, you can then acquire the liabilities you've patiently waited for. Additionally, taking a pause before making a purchase will help you determine what you truly want.

By delaying the gratification of buying toys and experiences and instead investing in income-generating assets, you create a path to financial prosperity and attain the ability to fulfill your desires in due time.

if you can not buy cow buy goat if you can buy goat buy chicken etc
Investment › Re: Assets Vs. Liabilities: How To Stop Wasting Your Cash by joinnow(op): 1:38am On May 09, 2023
Liabilities are financial obligations or debts that one owes to others. To ensure sound financial management, it's generally recommended to only take on liabilities that are necessary and avoid unnecessary debt. Here are some key points to consider:

Distinguish between needs and wants: Before taking on any liability, evaluate whether it is a genuine necessity or simply a desire. Focus on fulfilling essential needs first and prioritize spending accordingly.

Budget and financial planning: Create a budget that outlines your income, expenses, and financial goals. This will help you determine how much you can afford to allocate towards liabilities without jeopardizing your financial stability.

Consider the purpose and value: When contemplating a liability, assess its purpose and the value it will bring to your life or financial situation. Will it contribute to your long-term goals, provide a significant benefit, or enhance your financial well-being?

Evaluate the interest rates and terms: If you need to take on a liability, carefully review the interest rates, repayment terms, and any associated fees. Ensure that the terms are favorable and manageable within your budget.

Minimize high-interest debt: Focus on minimizing or eliminating high-interest debts, such as credit card debt or payday loans. These liabilities often come with exorbitant interest rates, which can hinder your financial progress and lead to unnecessary financial strain.

Consider alternatives: Before taking on a liability, explore alternative options. For example, instead of taking out a loan, can you save up and purchase the item or service outright? Exploring alternatives can help you avoid unnecessary debt.

Seek professional advice: If you're unsure about a particular liability or its potential impact on your financial situation, consider consulting with a financial advisor or credit counselor. They can provide personalized guidance and help you make informed decisions.

Remember, liabilities are financial obligations that can affect your financial health and future. It's important to be cautious and deliberate when taking on debt, ensuring that it aligns with your needs, goals, and overall financial well-being.

use below formula
70% Expenses

10% on Savings

10% on Investments

10% Tithe
Education › Re: Zulu Maiden Flashes Her Panties While Celebrating On Graduation Stage by joinnow: 1:28am On May 09, 2023
mysticwarrior:
Still don't understand why young Zulu girls throw their legs high during the Reed dance.
chatgpt
The Reed Dance, also known as Umkhosi woMhlanga, is an annual cultural event celebrated by the Zulu people of South Africa. It is a traditional ceremony where young Zulu girls participate to pay homage to the Zulu king and to demonstrate their purity and eligibility for marriage.

During the Reed Dance, the girls perform various traditional dances, including one where they throw their legs high in the air. This particular dance is called "Indlamu," which is a Zulu warrior dance. The purpose of this dance is not specifically related to the Reed Dance itself but is performed as a display of strength, agility, and skill.

The high leg kicks in the Indlamu dance symbolize the girls' energy, grace, and physical prowess. It showcases their abilities and demonstrates their readiness to take on the responsibilities of adulthood and marriage. The dance is also a way for the girls to express their cultural identity and pride in their heritage.

It's important to note that the Reed Dance is a cultural practice with deep roots in Zulu traditions and customs. The specific meaning and symbolism behind certain dance moves may vary within different Zulu communities, but in general, the dance is a celebration of Zulu culture and the transition from girlhood to womanhood.

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