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What did I just read .
They want to start importing crude oil

20BILLION every month

9JA

It's too early to complain bro ...
Just tell your friend to buckle up and enjoy the bumpy RIDE

Hope no bi ojuelegba boys in mulfti arrange him

Let play a game
Name name name
Name any country you won't find a Nigerian

kudo

Wahala no dey finish.

This book Haram no dey finish

Is like Go dey delay his settlement and my gee need to open new business

nelboy:
But with technology ladies can now give birth at any age so I don’t think this should be a challenge again. Now a days we see ladies giving birth in their
40s

Yes with technology and you deem it good to go waste money on ivf or etc huge liability bro

TMKsouth:
So its only Israel thats able to attack other countries and has allies? How bout they stop picking on under-resourced entities like Hamas and Hezbollah, and actually attack Iran, Saudi Arabia or even South Africa. I wanna see something.

Go google about the killing of Iranian scientists and bombing of Iran nuclear plants

nelboy:
I see a lot of me. Avoiding ladies that are in their late 30s, what could be the reason

All human have clock that is going Tick Tock
Tick Tock ...
Women have biological clock.
The ovaries are designed to be done with reproduction by age 44, 45 maybe, For women, we see a gradual decrease in pregnancy rates after age 32, then after age 35 to 37 it becomes more pronounced.”
While Men deal with financial clock and it going Tick Tock ...

its like alien don born inside your tyre

Why not.

Why not.
T

gidgiddy:
Congratulations to 39 year old Uzoma Asagwara who was yesterday appointed Heath Minister of Manitoba Region, Canada. She is also Deputy Prime Minister of the Region as well as an elected member of parliament. She holds the record as the first black person to elected into the Manitoba legislature

Uzoma Asagwara is the daughter of Dr KC Asagwara, a native of Umuahia.

Congrats

Rtk4:
I give my wife #500 everyday to cook for the house and yet she complains, it's really annoying.

Do you know that the #500 is even too much because there's everything a woman need to cook in bulk in the house. Meat, crayfish, Maggi, salt, seasonings.....

I mean everything. All she buys is things we can't buy in bulk which is tomatoes and pepper. Please guys what's your take?

Here in the north all these perishables are too cheap, she just steps out of the house and buy them from women selling just in front of our house.

Before some people start saying I'm stingy, you must also know that she doesn't lack anything. I give her pocket money and also buys her anything she needs as far as i can afford.

Are you okay
Let start from Tomato
Do you know that four medium size tomato is 500

Gbadugbakun:
I was discussing with a friend and I asked him this question and he told me sometimes he wears his own for 4 or 5 days before washing. So guys how long do you think a guy should wear his boxers before washing it.

Mods you can put it on the front page.

Two boxers a day

treesun:
A former Minister of Finance, Olusegun Aganga, has explained that the naira would continue to be weak if the country remains an import-dependent country.

Aganga speaking on Thursday at the 3rd Adeola Odutola lecture, during the 51st Annual General Meeting of the Manufacturers Association of Nigeria on Thurday said Nigeria must produce for local consumption and more importantly for export, for the naira to be strong.

The PUNCH reports that the local currency fell from about 450/dollar to an average of 760/dollar following the exchange reforms of President Bola Tinubu.

The local currency plunged to 1045/dollar on Thursday at the parallel market.


But Aganga speaking on the free fall naira said, “What is the wisdom in spending billions defending the naira when it continues to fall instead of investing in genuine manufacturers and exporters of high-value products that would earn Nigeria foreign income and more.”

The former Minister charged the government to declare the industrial sector a national priority sector and back it with plans, policies, and money.

“Unlike the trillions spent on subsidies, bailouts, the Agric Anchor Borrowers Programme, the refineries, I can assure you that every naira, no matter how large, that is well spent on the strategic industrial sectors can be easily recovered and will deliver tremendous benefits to the economy and the nation,” he said.


https://punchng.com/why-naira-is-in-free-fall-ex-minister-aganga/

All eyes on Oil

I saw some where sometime ago when Obj said it won't work by December then Jagaban fired back that Obj was not an engineer so ad to ascertain that it won't work. With the way things are going OBJ might be alright afterall

Rapmoney:
If you grew up as a Nigerian kid in the 80s and 90s, you can surely relate to this. Fondest memories.

Please share your 80s and 90s Christmas experiences as a kid.

Few days preceding Christmas, we used to shoot toy guns with pipes gotten from old abandoned refrigerators. This was before knockouts and bangers were introduced. We would add the head of a matchstick and fire with a loud sound. Some kids used to dig the ground to make a particular spoon shape and pour hot led gotten from condemned battery to make a loud sounding device called 'Agadagbo'. Old Bendel kids can relate.

welcome to the new world
naija MATRIX

Enemyofpeace:
Can you read this handwriting? Does anyone understand what is written on the prescription form? Do they write like this deliberately for patients not to understand what they wrote?

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smalldivk111:
Someone please help me I gave my ex head today I’m now experiencing stomach pains all over please what should I do?

Nyama
You don collect
Battalion of infections to your gastronomy if you undergo gastroenterology you gat to see the battalion of infection fight your white blood cell.
Na joke but on a serious note this kill a mechanic. After giving head his tongue start to swell and he could not breath and we lost him.

This one na charlie man

Ie from ghana

Basic simple engine technology bro
Nothing more nothing less
Other car manufacturer prefer sensors and complex electrical part which of cos fail most time

With such cases it's better to use original honey to dress the wound daily beside highly potent Iv antibiotics and 247 prayer.
It is illegal to marry without genotype test in Anambra.

gameova:
Hey guys, so I'm asking this question because I've read the entire bible cover to cover many times, and i didn't find a single verse of God condemning smoking weed.
Now to my question, is smoking weed (marijuana, cannabis, Igbo) a sin against God?

I want you to use your tongue to count your teeth.
Picture this. You are wealth and you have helicopter. The pilot you just employed want to pilot you to another state. On boarding the helicopter your PA just inform you that he saw your pilot smoking weed some minutes ago. Will you still allow your pilot to fly you?
Picture this you are in a theather for brain surgery and a nurse just inform you that the surgeon that is going to operate you just smoke jumbo size hemp.will you still allow him to carry out the surgery on your brain

jackaustin631:
So, my father bought a tent to try camping despite always saying how he would never get one, and found camping pointless. However, he wants to try it, and we're all going camping soon for a night or two to try it out. If we like it, it will become a more regular thing. I've googled tips, though they all say the same things.

Does anyone have any tips on how to not make it a disaster, and just general advice? We know virtually nothing about it, and I know that there are many camping/backpacking veterans here. I really enjoy camping, as I've done it before, but I know very little, and want to learn as much as possible, so it won't fail and we can do it more frequently.

Also get ak 47 e get y

rickleye:
If you remember Chike and the river and eze goes to school . Macmillan books. M&B . I need help with the title of a book.

Had to do with a bully/truant with some friends
They attended boarding school
They were also punished by cutting grass in school.
One day the main instigator was sent home. He instead impersonates an inspector and sleeps in the house of the local chief.
He impregnates the daughter of the local chief and runs back to school .

If you know the title please respond.

These are both well-known works of Nigerian literature written by Chinua Achebe:

"Chike and the River" (also known as "Chike and the River: A Tale of Niger" is a novel written by Chinua Achebe. It was first published in 1966 and tells the story of a young Nigerian boy named Chike and his adventures along the Niger River.

"Eze Goes to School" is another novel by Chinua Achebe. It was first published in 1964 and follows the story of a man named Ezeulu, the chief priest of the god Ulu, and his experiences with colonial education in Nigeria.

Both of these books are significant works in African literature and provide insights into the cultural and social contexts of Nigeria during the colonial period.

Orubebe01:
Who knows why?

Spraying water on an international flight after arrival is a tradition known as a water salute or water cannon salute. It is a ceremonial gesture performed by airport fire trucks or rescue vehicles. Here are some reasons why it's done:

Tradition and Celebration: Water salutes are often performed to mark a special occasion or celebration. This can include inaugural flights, retirements of veteran pilots, or welcoming dignitaries and important passengers.

Honor and Respect: It's a way to show honor and respect to the airline, crew, or passengers on board. It's like a grand welcome or farewell gesture.

Symbolic Cleansing: In some cultures, the water salute is seen as a symbol of cleansing and purifying the aircraft, crew, and passengers, welcoming them to a new destination.

Photo Opportunity: Water salutes make for great photo opportunities and media coverage, which can be used for marketing and public relations purposes by airlines and airports.

Safety Demonstration: It can also serve as a demonstration of the airport's firefighting capabilities, as these vehicles are equipped with powerful water cannons. This can be reassuring for passengers and crew.

Overall, water salutes are a symbolic and celebratory tradition that adds a touch of ceremony to international flights and airport events.

MrUchenna1:
My 37-year-old son got married without my permission. How can I teach him a lesson?

teaching your son a lesson about marriage doesn't have to involve confrontation or resistance. Instead, opt for understanding, empathy, and open communication. By respecting his choices and offering your support, you can help him navigate the complexities of marriage while maintaining a healthy parent-child relationship. Remember, it's never too late to foster love, trust, and understanding within your family.

ClearFlair:
Demon state mind. Don't be funny

buy the book read and understand bro