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FamilyRe: Why Do Men Reduce Their Commitment After Wedding? by JojoArmani(m): 11:35am On Jun 27, 2012
afam4eva: It's really not about boredom like someone put it. Rather it's like a trophy. This behaviour can be likened to a team that plays really had to win the world and after they've achieved that, you don't see them training everyday.
You re on point. Seconded. Case closed.
PoliticsRe: Windstorm Kills Four & Displaces 26,000 In Calabar by JojoArmani(m): 4:50pm On Jun 22, 2012
scottN: Pls change the topic title. Calabar is not in Northern Nigeria and its not even in d list of the affected areas. However its a sad development and I hope the proper government bodies come to their aid ASAP.
He said Northern part of calaber.

Eiyaaa so sorry for dos dat loss their lives and properties. Dis naija self every week wit ugly story. Na wa o o. God abeg hear de cry of ur children.
PoliticsRe: Farouk Lawan Sneaked Out Of The Police Headquarters by JojoArmani(m): 9:56am On Jun 20, 2012
dis country self. If na so police custody is den dis statement is tru "POLICE IS UR FRIEND" maybe dey re friends of de rich. Dis farouk story self!
RomanceRe: What Does An "Ex" Mean To You? by JojoArmani(m): 9:53am On Jun 20, 2012
Rocktation: Also read somewhere; An EX is an EX cos it's an EXample of who you shouldn't date in the future.
fullstop. U re so on point. Seconded.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Is Dating Don Jazzy by JojoArmani(m): 8:23pm On Jun 18, 2012
where is ur source? Call me to comment wen u put ur source. Hissss
RomanceRe: I'm Sick And Tired Of Cheating. Help A Brother by JojoArmani(m): 7:49pm On Jun 18, 2012
daduke2k: hey dude, 4 u to stop cheating, u need a dick chain.
*hey guys where can i get chika, i need to borrow his padlock* 4 reality 101 ofcos
hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha I don laugh fall off my chair.
RomanceRe: I'm Sick And Tired Of Cheating. Help A Brother by JojoArmani(m): 7:44pm On Jun 18, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]No matter what anyone says to you, you are only going to listen to yourself. . . So, until you tell yourself to stop, you ain't gonna stop. Ask yourself who is in control, you or Mr Dickson. If you are in control, Dickson should learn how to listen to you, but again it will be difficult, cos i think you've allowed dickson to take control for so long. You have been giving him so much allowance.wink The realistic way to stop this trend, reality 101 is to stop it gradually, just like every other thing in life.

If your car is in motion and you want to come to a stop, do you step on the brakes abruptly? Have you seen a smoker that quits smoking abruptly? Your cheating has become like every other addiction that has to be stopped gradually. If you are used to cheating 10 times a week, reduce it to 8, remind yourself you want to stop, remind Mr dickson you are in charge, and then monitor your progress. Reduce to 7 and then 6 and then. . .

It won't be easy, but a journey of a thousand miles begins at the airport! wink
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kpam kpam kwa kwa kwam (clapping) nice from sexkillz. Seems dis mod tin changed u a bit. Now commentin reasonable tins since u re a mod. Lolz. Pls does dis wat being on de front page?
PoliticsRe: Damuturu, Yobe Under Fire: Bomb Explosions & Gunshots by JojoArmani(m): 7:33pm On Jun 18, 2012
Haaaaaaaaaa anoda 1 again after yesterday's bombs in Kaduna. Wat is dis country turning to. God unto ur hands I commit dis country. Baba God pls come and interven.
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Believe In Love by JojoArmani(m): 8:33am On Jun 17, 2012
[quote author=V_Official®]if you really love her then... you can,

1. Don't tell her you love again (i mean put the 'i love you' sentence on hold for now)... she will soon start missing it

2. Shy away from sex, try to always initiate her romantically (dunno go hard on urself, dont get dip into the romance thingy)... slight kisses will do..

3. Let her start feeling your presence (start treating her like it will be your last, you dont have to spend money to do this)

4. Start having real interest in her future (know what she wants and try helping her achieve it by contributing your quota, not money,)

5. know about her past and really understand what yhe went through (put yourself in her shoe)

6. treat her right (know how she feel before her opening her mouth [it's very easy] little psychology)

get away from her (abruptly) for like a week, dunno avoid her but get her busy and leave her to it. She'll miss you and really cry for you to be back... bring back the love topic back at this time... her reaction will suprise you... easier said than done sha...
Goodluck!![/quote]Dis has said all, I wonda wat he want us to say. Nice 1 bro. @poster just follow wat he said it will help u.
RomanceRe: He's Thinking Of Leaving His Girlfriend Because She's Infected With Tuberculosis by JojoArmani(m): 8:22am On Jun 17, 2012
I wont support u to move. TB is cureable and is just 6months, wat if she is ur wife will u leave her? Dis is de time she needs u most but is just dat u got to be carefull so dat u wont be infected.

Abeg dont leave her. But in a friendly way try and find out why she doesnt wanna tell u about de sickness.
RomanceRe: The 13 Rules Of Dressing For Love Success by JojoArmani(m): 8:12am On Jun 17, 2012
u try sha but still thinkin weda i like it or not.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by JojoArmani(m): 5:43pm On Jun 15, 2012
dis thread reminds me years ago wen we used to lie outside to receive fresh air. So one nite my friends leave me there and went to thier various houses, so wen i wake up it was in de morning and my parents has been looking for me allnight. Dont ask me wat happened wen i come back in de morning.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by JojoArmani(m): 5:22pm On Jun 15, 2012
[quote author=Toppié2]Dz thread rminds me of a story i heard smtyms ago. A guy has an exam 8am buh woke up around 9.30am due 2 nyt reading....imedia8ly he woke up nd realised he was late 4 d exam he jst jumpd out of d bed and startd running 2 d hall wth hs pyjamas nd bathroom slippers....every1 dat saw hm runing thot he was mad nd decided 2 run afta hm shouting: 'hey hold dat mad man don't let hm go' d suposd mad man was also shouting'ar u ppl crazy am nt mad, let go of me' i was told all d cleaners (old women)around jst started crying nd wailing 'ah! ikunle o' they got hold of d poor guy, tied nd 2k hm 2 d health centre 4 treatment.......hmmmm...am jst thinking if i were hm, i wud jst pretend 2 b mad av kukuma misd d exam, nd its jst 4 d doctor 2 gv me a medical report 2 tender as an excuse[/quote]hahahahahahahahahhahahaha laugh wan kill me o o .
Jokes EtcRe: Who Are U Lying To by JojoArmani(m): 2:31pm On Jun 12, 2012
who re u lying to wen u say ur name is ebamma.

Who re lying to wen u open dis thread.

Who re u lying to wen u .........................hmmmmm (Thinkin)
Jokes EtcRe: Tricky Question! by JojoArmani(m): 2:26pm On Jun 12, 2012
[quote author=MOGUL.O]Tricky answer!

if you eat yourself, you will be arrested by the police for cannibalising yourself or you will be employed by boko haram for having the mind.

Finally, you will suffer running stomach for eating excess meat.[/quote]hahahahahahaha indeed a tricky answer. Here is de Joke.
RomanceRe: She Wants To Kill Me With Her Love!!! by JojoArmani(m): 10:17am On Jun 11, 2012
oyewoleabiola21: I met this lady 3yrs ago,in a bus why going to work.she look so innocent and beatiful on getting to know she told M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ a lot of personal things about her and her familly..makin M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ to bliv she was unexposed,as she continue wit the relationship I discover that she only like to  M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ when she feel she is in need of money and once I give it to her she will turn her back and live.she called M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ about a week ago asking M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ to change here curve2 to Touch which I did,just yesterday she told M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ she is tired of using Touch that I should get her Bold5..I tried to talk som sense into her but she wouldn't listen she told M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ I should not call/ping her if I haven't buy the Bold..pls what should I do ? Should I get her d Boldtouch or what ? The most painful aspect of it is that ever since we've bin datin we never had sex..can I jst let her go like that?
RomanceRe: I Hate When Couples Say Babe. Honey, Sugar Pie Etc by JojoArmani(m): 10:13am On Jun 11, 2012
there is nothing i no fit hear for dis place.
RomanceRe: Ladies can u date n marry a guy dat's a 'SISSY'?? by JojoArmani(m): 11:07pm On Jun 10, 2012
O o o why my driver slow down here. Oya driver move fast jare.
RomanceRe: Naija Girls With 'i'm Busy'. by JojoArmani(m): 11:03pm On Jun 10, 2012
u neva see anytin self. They re just telling u am busy and u re complaining. Wat if she didnt give u her number to even call her? Abeg make i hear word jare.
Jokes EtcRe: What Is The First Letter Of The English Alphabet? by JojoArmani(m): 10:55pm On Jun 10, 2012
Ajibel as u re yabing other people's joke i think say ur own will be wonderful. Mtchwwwwww
booqee: Answer is letter 'A'.
I wish u goodluck in ur promotional exam from KG1 to KG2. I sincerely pray u don't repeat again dis year, cos all ur mate are now in jss1. Best of luck buddy! embarassed
See yabing, i no fit shout o o.
Jokes EtcRe: America Aint Superior 2 Us by JojoArmani(m): 10:02pm On Jun 10, 2012
Bros u try wella. No mind bad belle pple here.
They have James Bond, we ve James Ibori
Jokes EtcRe: Aeroplane Joke by JojoArmani(m): 9:16pm On Jun 10, 2012
nice joke jare
Jokes EtcRe: Romantic Flight by JojoArmani(m): 8:41pm On Jun 10, 2012
[quote author=collins_an]CRAP!!![/quote]
Lucky soul: it is worst than bullshit. This is cowshit.
illicit: Even wors than cowshit its shits shit.
booqee: its worse dan shits poo its crown prince's bullshitz pooooo! angry mtcheww
laugh wan kill me for me not cos of de yoke but de comments
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Attacked A Church In Biu, Borno by JojoArmani(m): 7:37pm On Jun 10, 2012
[quote author=080ict.com]nawooo. am not suprise because some church never preach the word of GOD but money. tell me why they wount attack them? God will judge them.[/quote]U guys ve said it all. I dont ve nothing else to tell dis 080ict. I wish he will be back to read u guys comments. May her soul rest in peace Amen. God grant de injured ones a quick recovery.
FamilyRe: 10 Habits You Must Quit To Be Happy by JojoArmani(m): 3:12pm On Jun 09, 2012
U re so so on point. Thanks for dat.
RomanceRe: Ladies Who Is The Hottest Man In The World 2 You? by JojoArmani(m): 10:34am On Jun 09, 2012
just passing but i stopped in dis thread to answer call. Am through wit my call, so am moving on b4 she will say am hottest.
RomanceRe: Bad Girls Always End Up Marrying Good Guys? by JojoArmani(m): 10:16am On Jun 09, 2012
It looks like is tru. Cos from ur definition of bad girl, she must ve been wit many men so wen de one dat is good for her liking, she will stop all her bad act. Unlike de claimed gud girl.

Dat why i keep sayin everybody is gud but to somepeople and vice versa.
Jokes EtcRe: Akpo And Black Berry Phone by JojoArmani(m): 9:44pm On Jun 07, 2012
u try but honest i no laugh.
FamilyRe: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by JojoArmani(m): 12:50pm On Jun 07, 2012
Dgunnerz: BoBo(name)Bobo(Drink)!
Laugh wan kill me. Bobo is just a pet name. Is like callin somebody baby dat doesnt mean her real name.
RomanceRe: Your Top 5 Priorities Before Selecting A Husband/Wife by JojoArmani(m): 11:32am On Jun 06, 2012
Zhangkum: 1. Religiously Compatible
2. Physical Appearance
3. Family Background
4. Rich
5. Obedient
BROS abeg where u see ur own list cos de list am seeing there is no Rich, Obedient and religiously compatible. Haba! Now i know why dis bros no dey pass his Objectives for skool.

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