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OBTSubtle:

Synzu:
The first and only chic whom I caught cheating on me got kicked out of my house right after I landed her a resounding slap for touching me when I asked her to keep her distance!


Cheating? That's one thing I will never forgive.

Furking hoes wanna eat their cake and still have it.

Edum13656:
Is it in Shoprite?

Goldenheart:
Last pic be like omotola

Or issit my eyes

Caravan:
This is a completely naive list, patterned to fit a particular, narrow minded view of the world.

Should have been: Things I have decided to do before I clock 25, not things everyone should do before they clock 25.

Who are you to tell others how to pattern their lives, as if everyone subscribes to your societally constrained and conditioned goals, or shrinked perspective on life?

Any emotionally weak person, who can't think independently, would see this list and feel he needs to change certain aspects of himself, or think that he needs to conform totally to everything the op said, even the utterly ridiculous ones.

OP, not every one has the same aspirations as you, not everyone desires to be the social butterfly, or the woman charmer, or the social networking king, or some of the other nonsense you posted.
Some people have an entirely different, more broadened perspective on life, and their own subjective idea of the kind of life that they want, and I am sure they are wise enough to know the changes they need to make in their lives, in order to achieve their goals, and even if they don't, they'll find advice that fits their own pattern of life that they've drawn from themselves, not some generalized, redundant to-do-list, compiled some mindless robots of society.

Only the last point seems a bit sensible.

Chubhie:
Sorry sweet. wasn't intentional.perhaps, as a direct result of my heavy igbotic accent?

Chubhie:
Not forgetting jellof rice Ghana is lurking around and learning a thing and two from the Kenyans.

cruzita:
don't worry u won't stay long in the labour market ,with all the connections your wife have ,u will get a job soon

elrony:
Too much social exposure,and nobody wants a bride with a vestigial genital!


Technically, Virginity is overrated!..

shumuel:
it seems you don't know the song.

Okay, why don't we meet then, so you help un-gay me

I Would Love that

shumuel:
Fear not, i was only joking, it was a line from a song.

Hey! You look like my ex-girlfriend, whats your real name, if i may ask ?

shumuel:
so you expect a full grown man to walk/run in the rain or wear a rain coat ?

You expect ( posh ) me to sit in the car and not step out, because a male and not gay ?

Anyways i still used an umbrella yesterday, and i also use hot water to bath.

Lastly, if you don't believe am straight, let met up, so you can spend just one night with me and let see if i am or not

whistling... Wa fe ku la le yi! Wa fe ku la le yi

blingxx:
yours is even better.... I make use of body cream because I wan bleach small and am not gay

shumuel:
Sorry sister, am guilty of 7(1-5, 10,12) on your list and am not Gay

HajimeSaito:
I'm always struck with how ordinary she looks. But she's an Okay actress by Nigerian standards.

Flashh:
[color=#000033]And God still keeps on making them.[/color]

Flashh:
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God makes all men handsome; I am also one of them with average look. I can't say I'm handsome or ugly.

I don't have six pack because I'm not a huge guy, but average height.[/color]