Jojothaiv's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Jojothaiv's Profile › Jojothaiv's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 (of 325 pages)

Family › Re: I Love To Marry Her But worrying about the high bride price by jojothaiv(m): 8:13pm On Mar 21, 2023

You just echo out one of the thousand fears a man need need to confront before walking down the aisle.

When I went back home two years to seek her hand in marriage, my networth was akin to cobwebs or rather a desert, but as guy man wey I be, I chest am last last, nothing materialize o.

1 Like

Phones › Re: Dotmac Awarded Best Internet Service Provider At National Quality Order Of Merit by jojothaiv(m): 8:12pm On Mar 21, 2023

Sponsored post!

I must be part of the early man to not know anything about . Mark

14 Likes 1 Share

Romance › Re: Premarital Sex, The Cheapest Opportunity: A Case Study Of My Neighbor by jojothaiv(m): 8:08pm On Mar 21, 2023

bluefilm:
You are not there.

So we can only speculate.

Politics › Re: Wike Attributes Low Turnout Of Voters To Outcome Of Presidential Election by jojothaiv(m): 7:45pm On Mar 18, 2023

JASONjnr:
Nigerian politicians usually hid their foolishness, but Wike is displaying it openly...

Politics › Re: Ifagbemi Awamaridi Claims He Is The Authentic LP Governorship Candidate In Lagos by jojothaiv(m): 7:28pm On Mar 17, 2023

One egbon don become archaeologist overnight, digging letters to back up his claim.

Egbon stop low to lick politician ass..

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid vs Liverpool UCL (1 - 0) On 15th March 2023 by jojothaiv(m): 10:49pm On Mar 15, 2023

Buddha3:

Na me go first beat you for this nairaland!

Man United deserved to lose that game. They were very hung-over from the celebrations of their EFL trophy that they completely lost themselves even before entering the pitch.

When I see Real niggas, I'm like Hala Madrid.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid vs Liverpool UCL (1 - 0) On 15th March 2023 by jojothaiv(m): 10:30pm On Mar 15, 2023

bonnyhope:
Can Liverpool over turn this?

Na over the moon I dey see so

Education › Re: Do You Ever Regret Getting A Degree? by jojothaiv(m): 9:04am On Mar 12, 2023

LordIsaac:
If you give me 1 trillion naira today, the first thing I'd do is enrol for further studies. It's my hobby!

You're in spirit, man.

I want to pursue a degree in Classics but there no university in Nigeria that offer such.

1 Like

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea (1 - 3) On 11th March 2023 by jojothaiv(m): 3:44pm On Mar 11, 2023

Hopefully

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bournemouth Vs Liverpool (1 - 0) On 11th March 2023 by jojothaiv(m): 3:31pm On Mar 11, 2023

Farid24224:
If Liverpool lose, giveaway loading... 🥺

Baba, make I drop.

Na 2k I need to take balance up light bill

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bournemouth Vs Liverpool (1 - 0) On 11th March 2023 by jojothaiv(m): 2:49pm On Mar 11, 2023

hashtagged:
My life savings Omo. Na to pack go village be this o

Why do I have this feelings of either you go hard or go home over this bet slip of yours.

Let hope for something better

Crime › Re: Lesbian Jailed For Forcing Man To Have Sex With Her While He Was Asleep In UK by jojothaiv(m): 2:46pm On Mar 11, 2023

Buddha3:
You're indeed confused.

That's the only reason you'll admit to having two questions but ending up asking three.

Wetin be this abeg

Crime › Re: Lesbian Jailed For Forcing Man To Have Sex With Her While He Was Asleep In UK by jojothaiv(m): 2:44pm On Mar 11, 2023

SporaD8:
Wait for it, "Why did he maintain erection?" and
"Didn't he enjoy it?" gangs will soon come for your head!

Those ones are already a lost case, foolish beings.

Crime › Re: Lesbian Jailed For Forcing Man To Have Sex With Her While He Was Asleep In UK by jojothaiv(m): 1:35pm On Mar 11, 2023

....there's a repeated myth that males are less susceptible' to the consequences of sex attacks....

Personally, I go like see the judge, shake am, arrange any drink of hin choice, flex am tire because the judgement solid.

2 Likes 1 Share

Politics › Re: GVR Visits Makoko Slum In Lagos (Photos) by jojothaiv(m): 11:14am On Mar 11, 2023

77star:
Shey u dey stay there ni?

Not any longer.

Politics › Re: GVR Visits Makoko Slum In Lagos (Photos) by jojothaiv(m): 9:03am On Mar 11, 2023

77star:
I stayed in oyingbo too before relocating

And I did home lesson for some children in makoko, i swear I got sick of the water side odour.

Interesting.

The waters was nauseating when I landed there but as time goes on, man adapt (those were dark times for me). The floating school design was what pushed me into architecture.

Assuming, I wasn't there in the first place, I fit no get business with the construction world.

But, you're no no more in Oyingbo now?

Politics › Re: GVR Visits Makoko Slum In Lagos (Photos) by jojothaiv(m): 8:50am On Mar 11, 2023

77star:
How?
The place rough o, abi you resided there before night?

That place you called rough was my home for 5 years, the back waters made me appreciate my background.

Politics › Re: Desmond Elliot: I Apologise For Calling Everybody Children by jojothaiv(m): 8:27am On Mar 11, 2023

Not needed man, we are glad you've shown the stuff you're being made of when you made that statement.

Your apology is inconsequential now.

Politics › Re: GVR Visits Makoko Slum In Lagos (Photos) by jojothaiv(m): 6:37am On Mar 11, 2023

Sorrynovex:
Statistics of late night weed .

#sorrynovex

Wetin be this abeg

4 Likes

Politics › Re: GVR Visits Makoko Slum In Lagos (Photos) by jojothaiv(m): 6:36am On Mar 11, 2023

Makoko,

Still dearest to my soul.

6 Likes

Politics › Re: Crack In APC Leadership Over Muslim-muslim Ticket - The Sun by jojothaiv(m): 6:07am On Mar 11, 2023*

All this one no really concern the average Nigerian, it's their own business.

Well, it's not uncommon for the slaves (sic) to argue amongst themselves. So let them continue.....

Politics › Re: Ekweremadu Accused Of Using Stranger To Save Family Members From Transplant Risk by jojothaiv(m): 6:36am On Mar 10, 2023

Na man dey do man.

Travel › Re: Can You Stay In This Hotel For A Night If Offered Free Of Charge? by jojothaiv(m): 6:32am On Mar 10, 2023

burp18:
it's all mindset. Whatever you give power to, has power over you.

Investment › Re: Hackers Allegedly Steal N2.9bn From Flutterwave by jojothaiv(m): 1:55pm On Mar 06, 2023

Ahuitzotl:
[color=#1986BC] It has to be an inside job..those motherf**kers...[/color]

The insiders must be a fool to go through that route then.

1 Like

Celebrities › Re: Chris Rock Unleashes On Will Smith And Wife Jada A Year After Oscars Slap by jojothaiv(m): 4:15pm On Mar 05, 2023

Relationships, Religious Beliefs.

Those two things are none of my business.

4 Likes 2 Shares

Sports › Re: Man United Vs Newcastle by jojothaiv(m): 7:43pm On Feb 26, 2023

Angelfrost:
Apologies bro... I was distracted while typing and posting.

Meant to say "Barca don dey lose"!

I have modified it!

Life!

Sports › Re: Man United Vs Newcastle by jojothaiv(m): 7:18pm On Feb 26, 2023

Angelfrost:
Una don do jazz!

See shots on target!

Una don dey lose!

E be like na one local league you dey watch sha

Sports › Re: Man United Vs Newcastle by jojothaiv(m): 7:18pm On Feb 26, 2023

Aboguede:
Mods wan still do like inec

Abeg carry our cup come front

Wetin concern us concern 9ja movie election

Man u 2 Newcastle 1 ft score

Up utd

The election na squid game but e be like Man U dey waya Newcastle o

Politics › Re: What's The Best Time To Start Going To The Polling Unit? by jojothaiv(m): 4:22am On Feb 25, 2023

I dey road sef!

Phones › Re: Musk: Say What You Want About Me, I Bought Twitter For $44b by jojothaiv(m): 9:14pm On Feb 21, 2023

Benjaniblinks:
A fool Is soon parted with his money

I'm yet to see a fool toss 44Billion into a deal, even if it's Naira.

There's level to this thing, man.

3 Likes

Celebrities › Re: Bruce Willis Has Dementia, Family Announces by jojothaiv(m): 12:31pm On Feb 17, 2023

Mustiboy:
Dahuum!

Respect to the family for admitting that he does and looking to prioritize his health at this point.

I implore Tinubu’s family and associates to do the same and give the man the befitting retirement that he deserves

This is Africa, life start for most politicians once they are well spent, advanced in age and have health issues.

Biya is saying hello to the incoming Nigeria president.

Phones › Re: Airtel's Latest Data Plan Is Just A Scam, beware. My Experience by jojothaiv(m): 8:43pm On Feb 11, 2023

I'm glad people are coming out now, Airtel is stupidly stupid while the other networks are nowhere better either.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 (of 325 pages)