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Sports › Re: Jay-Jay Okocha's Daughter, Daniella Graduates From The University (Photo) by jojothaiv(m): 6:21pm On Aug 01, 2022
thorpido:
Congrats to her.

Some things don't just gel with me sha.......wearing sneakers with suit. angry undecided .....I know it's a trend.
Education › Re: Female Student Reads In The Bathroom With The Shower On (Video) by jojothaiv(m): 4:22pm On Aug 01, 2022
iamyemiakins:
This one is just deceiving herself, na her type dey invigilate invigilators in order to giraffe properly grin

Nigerian girls and clout chasing
Politics › Re: Policeman, Tunji Disu, Wins Silver In Judo Championship (Photos) by jojothaiv(m): 2:19pm On Aug 01, 2022
He's a Badagrian and also a Nigerian.

I'm proud of him
Politics › Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Hails The Resumption Of Grain Trade by jojothaiv(m): 2:16pm On Aug 01, 2022
A positive one....

Hopefully, the price of wheat would go down too and man would be able to afford a loaf of bread.
Crime › Re: Rufai Oseni Confronted By SP Benjamin Hundeyin by jojothaiv(m): 2:15pm On Aug 01, 2022
ecolime:
Some mumus have started calling him PDP Arise Journalist.

He broke the law and should be punished, but does that mean a gun should be pointed at him?

Na from pointing of gun, misfire dey take happen.

Lets be reasonable please
Folks will find a way where there's none just to politicize everything, that's why we are where we are right now.
Travel › Re: Osun: The Cheapest State To Live In The South by jojothaiv(m): 10:27am On Aug 01, 2022
Viscuz:
Kebbi is the best but as you can see who wants to be used as suya by those blood suckers?
No lies, Jigawa is also slept on but na pesin wey dey alive fii tell story.

Happy new month.
Politics › Re: Muslim-Muslim Ticket: Nigerians Have Thrown Away Competence, Capacity - APC by jojothaiv(m): 10:26am On Aug 01, 2022
Nwodosis:
Na APC be the competence and capacity abi na the current Tinubu?
grin grin grin

Hilarious, if we are to go by competence and capacity APC should've pack their bags by now and let another set of leaders that understand semantics and know how to interpret it in the common man language come in.

I believe most of the folks are out of touch with reality, take a good look at the state of the nation and tell me that the competency and capacity has done anything deserving of another raving thief from the same fold again.

I know their market will sell because the dogs here only bark and rarely bite and we are majorly drop out students of history classes.
Travel › Re: Osun: The Cheapest State To Live In The South by jojothaiv(m): 10:17am On Aug 01, 2022
Viscuz:
Bayelsa is cheaper in price of things compared to other southern states .

I would have said Ibadan.

But lands in Bayelsa is bae grin
I'm glad you pointed out Ibadan, I've stayed there too and things are relatively cheaper over there.

Meanwhile,
Life up north is generally cheaper not until some suya sellers, kilishi retailers, religious bigots and herdsmen decide against rearing and selling cattle and cattle related products to making bombs, kidnapping for ransom and killing people anyhow.

I've been to the north too, minus the insecurity, one would've stayed there.
Romance › Re: Couple Got Married With Only 2 Guests, Bought Food At Nearby Eatery (Pix, Video) by jojothaiv(m): 10:08am On Aug 01, 2022
Congratulations...

Broke or not, the goal is to keep it simple. Minimalistic no say person broke, it could be some people way of life.

Make I show this bannie wey don dey bother my about bridal shower upandan, I even ask why she wan do am she say she just want am, since I no go drop shishi make she carry go.

Offpoint1 no be this wedding you sef dey plan abi you don change.
Crime › Re: Ghanaian Lady Stabs Her Boyfriend Who Just Returned From Canada To Death by jojothaiv(m): 8:06am On Aug 01, 2022
Reminds me of Nina in E.L. BAR 4...


Elom please forgive me I'm not a crazy chick
I mean I miss you and it makes me sick
I broke up with my man all for you
And we been dating seven years
Because you are my soul mate Lomi dear
Why don't you come and rescue me?
I really need your number texting me
I love you El and I wants my ex to see
That I'm your girl until I rest in peace
Lomi please come and get me
Please come and get me please
I'm in your area I drove an hour in the rain here
Tried to get directions from a lady but
She doesn't know you house
Am I invading your privacy
I think I'm going crazy but I'm crazy in love
What?!
First of all, I don't stay in Accra I've been out for years
You must have fallen down hard and bumped your head
Nina Nina now you're scaring me I must confess
I mean what the hell you want from me
You need some prayers?
Turn around back to your boy
Make we stop for here
Nina I don't know what you want but there is no falling here
I come online to talk to fans who love me, no affairs
I hate to block you but I will if you no stop I swear
Is that really how you feel Lomi huh
Is it so hard to say you still love me? huh?
I know you do ‘cause you said though indirectly
You said you were talking to somebody I know you meant me
Now you pushing me away
Pushing me away
Be a man and look me in my face
I'll give you a taste of the pain that you make me feel
I can't you space you will love me
Even if it kills
I will be your girl Lomi
Listen
I made a scrapbook
I called it El and I
I cut up pictures of myself and placed them by your side
I found a few pictures of your sister and mother too
So if you ever cheat on me guess who I'm running to?
Ha Whatever
Just leave me alone
Better yet get some help
Blocked
Ha ha ha ha
You block me you block yourself love
But I will see you soon my boo
I know where you at tonight
I wore a special dress for you
And your gift is on my thigh
[Hook]
You know and that brings us to today
Yeah
You know we are at the event and everybody is having fun
Uh huh
And all of the sudden we turn around and she's on the podium
Excuse me excuse me I like to say something

[Verse 3]
Elom my love it's heaven just to see your face
I hope you know I've loved you since your skillions days
You give me all your attention and you just take it away
I know you love me deep inside it can't be no mistake
And did I tell you? My daddy is a soldier yes he is
On my 25th birthday daddy gave me a gift, this!
It's a 22 caliber handgun, its black, its loaded its mine
Its handsome like you Elom
Okay okay okay now
Put the gun down Nina
Honest to God
I love you Elom
I am sorry that I blocked you Nina
We have to talk
Always loved you
Just look at all these people around, give me the gun
We can spend some time to
Goodbye Lomi
Nina no!!!
Politics › Re: Soldiers Raid Abuja Forests, Arrest Bandits, Destroy Their Camps by jojothaiv(m): 8:00am On Aug 01, 2022
The comments here shows that people are gradually loosing faith in the government.
Sports › Re: Birmingham 2022: Rafiatu Claims Gold In Women's Weightlifting, Makes History by jojothaiv(m): 4:08pm On Jul 31, 2022
Congratulations...

Hopefully, Nigeria will get better...
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Samuel Udo-Mbang Is Dead. Deeper Life Swaziland Overseer Slumps & Dies by jojothaiv(m): 1:27pm On Jul 31, 2022
I was in church today and I didn't hear anything...
Celebrities › Re: Kidnappers Of Cynthia Okereke And Clemson Cornell Demand $100,000 Ransom by jojothaiv(m): 10:43pm On Jul 30, 2022
Ikechukwu183:
This same kidnapper will call and demand ransoms from the SIMs that are registered with NIN but will never be tracked or caught.

They have also transferred money from the victims' account to theirs but BVN, NIN, and other unnecessary things that banks use to hook ordinary citizens by the throat will not be used to track down the said kidnappers.

WHAT A SHAME
Career › Re: What Is Your Take On Thanking Your Boss After Receiving Your Salary? by jojothaiv(m): 9:16pm On Jul 30, 2022
Nairaland is gradually turning into a black market, where contents are hijacked and stolen from other viable and credible sources then toss around here...
Politics › Re: Malami Asks US To Extradite Azuka Jebose For Defaming Ned Nwoko by jojothaiv(m): 7:38pm On Jul 30, 2022
JBambo127:
First of all, send Kyari Over before making requests angry
Thanks for pointing that one out...

The law works both ways..
Crime › Re: Three Nigerians Jailed In Ireland For Defrauding 66-yr-old Woman Of €282k (pics) by jojothaiv(m): 11:33am On Jul 30, 2022
Realtalk20:
I have 3 people I know personally. This is how they get their laptops.

Infact one has a well known shop in computer village where they Sell high end laptops

All his laptops are gotten from stolen credit cards and fraud like this.

This is what 99% of them do. Forget how pious they sound

They are angry I am exposing them .
So the 3 people you know are the 99% or part of....
Celebrities › Re: Amber Heard Declares Bankruptcy, Unable To Pay Johnny Depp by jojothaiv(m): 11:28am On Jul 30, 2022
E clear...

But if na the guyman, hin go don hustle pay the bannie make she sef hustle na abi equality no apply to hustling ni...
Crime › Re: Three Nigerians Jailed In Ireland For Defrauding 66-yr-old Woman Of €282k (pics) by jojothaiv(m): 10:57am On Jul 30, 2022
Realtalk20:
These are them

When you enter technology section and see laptops for sale at 300k upwards.

This is how they get the funds to buy all these laptops you see thems elling here expensively.

They steal people's money and use them to ship expensive laptops here to Nigeria to sell on this forum.

99% of so called expensive laptop sellers in Nigeria get their laptops through fraud
You have proofs?
Travel › Re: Man Discovers "Hidden Camera" In His Hotel Room At A Hotel In VI Lagos by jojothaiv(m): 10:51am On Jul 30, 2022
2special:
The name of the hotel and address at least others will be cautious of using the hotel.
Honestly...
Foreign Affairs › Re: 2 Ukrainian Soldiers' Leg Work Dance Video Goes Viral by jojothaiv(m): 10:09pm On Jul 29, 2022
decatalyst:
Be happy...

Be ready at all times...

Be prepared...

Have "sensible" fun each time you can. You never know which one will be the last.
Politics › Re: Farooq Kperogi Condemns Kadaria Ahmed's Anti-Media Article by jojothaiv(m): 9:42pm On Jul 29, 2022
And the show goes on..
Politics › Re: Kadaria Ahmed Condemns BBC Documentary About Banditry by jojothaiv(m): 9:09pm On Jul 29, 2022
None of this has ‘helped’ our inept government, led by President Muhamad...............

I'm glad she was honest with her assertion at the bolden..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2 Years Contract Job Or Permanent Staff. by jojothaiv(m): 3:32pm On Jul 29, 2022
Olachase:
Take the permanent job and give me the contract job or take the contract job and give me the permanent job.... Na wetin pass me I won day do now wink wink
Politics › Re: Seyi Tinubu Inadvertently Exposes ‘Money Inducements’ Agenda At Campaign Meeting by jojothaiv(m): 8:49am On Jul 29, 2022
tollyboy5:
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LoL they don't need all this analysis na. I thought they said it's IPOB that supports PDP.
As PDP don't have structure in Southwest. I'm not even expecting sanwo-olu to campaign . Let him wait to see and result will come up 2023
Muslim VPX2 was also written up there.
Truth be told, his camp know that the choice could also come into play...
Politics › Re: BBC, Daily Trust Will Face Sanctions For Glorifying Terrorists - Lai Mohammed by jojothaiv(m): 8:43am On Jul 29, 2022
WibusJaga:
...

The greatest favor terrorists can do Nigerians right now is to kidnap Buhari & Lai Mohammed. cool
Politics › Re: Primary School Teacher, Others Forfeit ₦120m, Cars To Nigerian Government by jojothaiv(m): 8:40am On Jul 29, 2022
BeeBeeOoh:
shocked

The only thing remaining now is for Nigeria to institutionalize corruption
It's institutionalize already we are only waiting for formalities...
Phones › Re: Orange Telecom Set To Invest In Nigeria by jojothaiv(m): 8:37am On Jul 29, 2022
ehinmowo:
Orange has a big pocket. They should inherite 9mobile and grow from there.

Ps: I have been hearing about Orange investing in Nigeria for over 4-8 years now. I hope things will change this time.
Politics › Re: Monguno: We’re In A Very Difficult Situation, Nigerians Getting Tired by jojothaiv(m): 8:33am On Jul 29, 2022
Alphafeezay:
We want to assure the NSA and entire security architecture of the Country not to bother that we the citizens are on top of the situation. While encouraging them to go about their normal duties, their security is assured by us the citizens.
Signed : Office of the Citizens, FRN.
Phones › Re: Telecom Subscribers To Pay 5% Tax On Calls, Text, Data by jojothaiv(m): 8:27am On Jul 29, 2022
gracealonev:
As bad and ruthless as Abacha was, he had feelings for the welfare of the citizens more than Buhari and APC.

Abacha reduced company income tax from 45% to 30%. He removed the excise duties on non-alcoholic beverage drinks which Buhari brought back recently.

I know the next thing APC will target is to increase corporate tax rate even after pushing the manufacturing sector down on its face
Education › Re: ASUU Seeks Bill To Regulate Foreign Education For Public Officers’ Children by jojothaiv(m): 1:04pm On Jul 28, 2022
Nosayer:
Some defenders of the politicians whose future were also mortgaged would soon start defending them.


It is difficult to overcome bad governance only because of the evil people who take it upon themselves to defend their oppressors.

Is there any form of greater mental slavery?
They are here already...

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