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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Being A Nigerian Cost Me A Foreign Job by jojothaiv(m): 7:19pm On Oct 21, 2021

JOACHINpedro:
There should be a click button on every computer that reads "SSYNGNM"
I believe it'll save many from the bad lucks that come with being a 9jerian.
Sorry bro

SSYNGNM= Swear Say You No Get Nigeria Mentality

Even with that, baami..

Some 'ekuke' go still wan front like German shepherd, nobi Naija again.

Career › Re: My Encounter With A Teacher Turned Bricklayer by jojothaiv(m): 7:15pm On Oct 21, 2021

Optimistguy1969:
Na today?

Doctor's go soon dey hustle like person wen read Bus Admin

Just watch

Chief, no be today na.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Atlanta UCL (3 - 2) On 20th October 2021 by jojothaiv(m): 9:47pm On Oct 20, 2021

N2B2:
Individual brilliance saves Ole again.

Now it will take another 7 straight losses for the board to consider sacking Ole.

That's the problem.

But the goal still remain the same: Ole out.

Phones › Re: This Smartphone Was Designed To Meet Your Lifestyle Needs. by jojothaiv(m): 8:01am On Oct 19, 2021

Itel again....

So Apple is designed for the mouth abi

Phones › Re: Google Pixel 6 Pro - A Nairalander’s Hands-on Experience by jojothaiv(m): 7:56am On Oct 19, 2021

See doings and OP said it's no review..

I guess this is an essay abi

Phones › Re: Top 5 Best Chinese Smartphones For Under $300 by jojothaiv(m): 7:50am On Oct 19, 2021

See OP dey try shenk Transsion

Fashion › Re: The Haircut I Ordered Vs The Haircut I Got (Photos) by jojothaiv(m): 9:33pm On Oct 18, 2021

A classical example of deceptive marketing,

You ordered for Kilishi but got dry peppered kuli-kuli..

Phones › Re: iPhone 13 Pro Max Unboxing And First Impressions + Price (photos) by jojothaiv(m): 1:26am On Oct 15, 2021

Seen,

Next....

Education › Re: UNILAG Law Attendance Sheet Used To Sell Suya Causes Stir Online by jojothaiv(m): 11:09am On Oct 14, 2021

Education Na Scam Geng: 1
Eduaction No Be Scam Affiliate: 0

Maisuya, cut me suya jo

Crime › Re: US Indicts 11 Nigerians For $9 million online fraud schemes in New York by jojothaiv(m): 10:51am On Oct 14, 2021

So pesin dey bear GOLOBA.

It's a pity, niggas keep dragging our battered image in the mud. Funny enough, some niggas will be motivated to try and double their 'keyboard' hustling mode rn

Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 22 Suspected Yahoo Boys In Ogbomoso (Photo) by jojothaiv(m): 3:12pm On Oct 13, 2021

Observing...

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Romance › Re: When A Wife Or Girlfriend Sleeps With Your Brother. by jojothaiv(m): 2:42pm On Oct 13, 2021

Always remember, she's your wife and not your relative.

Never forget this and for the relative, family could breed distrust, though we're bonded with those heavy walls of blood, trust is something that mustn't be broken.

Food › Re: Snake: What We Saw In Our Trap This Morning by jojothaiv(m): 2:12pm On Oct 13, 2021

Lala, how far na.

And mosdii, I guess the feel-males are not useless after all

Phones › Re: After Infinix Zero, Infinix Plans Another Device Launch by jojothaiv(m): 8:11am On Oct 13, 2021

ecomalchemist:
Congratulations

My nigga said 'Congratulations'

Politics › Re: Cry For Help About The State Of Ogun Roads by jojothaiv(m): 11:12am On Oct 12, 2021

Na leg me and my niggas dem dey leg am from Berger to Akute, it's like a routine now. When DA don plan not to do anything about the road, guy man gatx find alternatives

Crime › Re: Man Caught After Poisoning His Friend's Coca-Cola Drink! (Video) by jojothaiv(m): 9:22am On Oct 12, 2021

One nigga be cap this yarn last week or so.

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Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo: In Africa, The Girl Child Has No Place And Value by jojothaiv(m): 8:06am On Oct 12, 2021

Ini, this is Nigeria.

Everybody has their roles, play yours and move on.

Politics › Re: Pandora Papers: Why Avoiding Paying Taxes To A Country You Claim To Love? by jojothaiv(m): 8:03am On Oct 12, 2021

With this finding, how will one explain the part of the clergymen trying to play smart by avoid tax. I guess the assertion that politics and pulpit goes hand in hand might just be true after all.

As for the politicians, Nigerian politicians particularly they will gladly pass a bill that will stop them from paying tax altogether if given the chance.

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Look At My Feet In Public? by jojothaiv(m): 10:51pm On Oct 11, 2021

#BringBackOPFeet

Food › Re: Which Of These Meals Would You Delete Forever? by jojothaiv(m): 8:36pm On Oct 11, 2021

Iniobong34:
Delete ke. Na only person wey don chop belleful fit delete any, no be person like me

You dey mind OP

Education › Re: What Is The Usefulness Of UTME When Students Would Still Write Post-UTME? by jojothaiv(m): 8:33pm On Oct 11, 2021

But that's the answer.

It's business as usual, however some schools don't conduct Post UME before there's a new intake.
Minus those schools, all fingers point at the business side.

Health › Re: Olivia James Polytechnic Unwana Student Commits Suicide After Her Boyfriend Left by jojothaiv(m): 8:29pm On Oct 11, 2021

Should I say it's well or I should just mind my fish business..

Poor soul!

Foreign Affairs › Re: Shameless Taliban Fighters Play On Amusement Park Rides (Pix) by jojothaiv(m): 8:26pm On Oct 11, 2021

At the end of the day, tbere's fun in faith.

It's up to you to drop the cloak of dogmas and see life from another point of view.

Celebrities › Re: Female Celebrities Join Simi's #NobodyLikeWoman Challenge (Photos) by jojothaiv(m): 8:25pm On Oct 11, 2021

This is where a pinch of salt comes handy.

We're already in a gynocretic society, plastering chalks and coded words on the other side of the divide will not change what's about to hit mainstream Nigeria society.

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Politics › Re: Gbajabiamila To Tinubu: You’re An Eagle, Where You Are Going Is Destined by jojothaiv(m): 7:23pm On Oct 11, 2021

In other words, vibes and inshallah.

Politics › Re: Osinbajo Asks CBN To Bow To Market Forces Says Exchange Rate Is Artificially Low by jojothaiv(m): 7:16pm On Oct 11, 2021

I liked the way the VP end his convo with..

......just my view.....
his own disclaimer is out of this Nigeria

Career › Re: Why People Who Earn Less Than You Achieve More Than You by jojothaiv(m): 6:23pm On Oct 11, 2021

Angelfrost:
"...Comparison leads to unhappiness."

This is the conclusion of the whole matter! Create and live the life meant for you, instead of wasting away, envying and longing for another.

TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: 'Boma And I Didn't Have Sex'- Tega Again Apologises To Nigerians(video) by jojothaiv(m): 6:11pm On Oct 11, 2021

OgunLaakaye:
I believe her!

They only fvcked.

Wahala

Career › Re: Why People Who Earn Less Than You Achieve More Than You by jojothaiv(m): 4:34pm On Oct 11, 2021

SimplyFacts:
My siblings & I are one big mansion built by our eldest brother, the breadwinner.

I couldn't stop pitying that young man. Thank God he's getting relieved now; none of the siblings depends on him for survival again & our mother can turn to others for stipends.

Some brothers & sisters are just God-sent. Always bear in mind that they owe you nothing, especially the lone survivors; who never had strong family support.

Hats off to you, Egbon.

Much respect to him too.

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Politics › Re: Umahi Orders The Arrest Of Godfrey Chikwere Over Facebook Post He Made by jojothaiv(m): 8:31pm On Oct 10, 2021

hisexcellency34:
Did i read 'Speach' instead of Speech??

That spelling is Hate Speech...

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Phones › Re: MTN Fully Restores Network After Hours Of Outage In Nigeria by jojothaiv(m): 4:58pm On Oct 10, 2021

See if you can live without it..

Family › Re: Men Please Try And Reduce Your Stress And Live.. Real Life Lesson by jojothaiv(m): 4:57pm On Oct 10, 2021

Going through this thread will make you understand why Wale 'It's Complicated' is really complicated.

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