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Romance › Re: Funny Things People Do All In The Name Of Love by jojothaiv(m): 12:46pm On Aug 24, 2017
Love!


Who knows if i had stayed put, me and Martha would have been together till this day!


Most time, had to resume late at work just to be with her..


All those memories are nothing now cause i'm trying to put my life together!
Romance › Re: Funny Things People Do All In The Name Of Love by jojothaiv(m): 12:43pm On Aug 24, 2017
Akowemoon:
I almost jumped from third mainland bridge into lagoon when she told me its over.But today she dey beg me to come back.....#TeamSingle
abeg, how u take do am!
Romance › Re: Funny Things People Do All In The Name Of Love by jojothaiv(m): 12:41pm On Aug 24, 2017
Swashi007:
being faithful to her for more than 3yrs now kiss
You dey try o!
Romance › Re: Funny Things People Do All In The Name Of Love by jojothaiv(m): 12:39pm On Aug 24, 2017
joelens007:
love is real, love is a mirage
This is epic!
Phones › Re: MTK Vs Qualcomm Devices. Which Is Better? Which Do You Prefer? by jojothaiv(m): 12:37pm On Aug 24, 2017
bastien:
I tire oh, yet then dey do the same thing, Mercedes get level pass Toyota, yet Toyota sell pass am....
Real matter!
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Lessons From The Art Of Stone Balancing by jojothaiv(m): 12:35pm On Aug 24, 2017
Better days ahead!
Phones › Re: MTK Vs Qualcomm Devices. Which Is Better? Which Do You Prefer? by jojothaiv(m): 12:32pm On Aug 24, 2017
bastien:
Oga all this things no mara, weitin concern me with am, them dey use phone forever? Maximum of six months, I don change, whether na mtk, sandagron or qual, weitin go hot go hot ni
Lolz!


If no be now, wetin consign me 4 d mata, na 2 jux buy fone, tear d carton dey use am b dat!
Phones › Re: Check Out The 14 Powerful Features Of The New Android Oreo by jojothaiv(m): 12:28pm On Aug 24, 2017
cr7rooney10:
End is near
Chai, endtime crew spotted!
Celebrities › Re: Yvonne Orji Celebrates 33rd Birthday As A Virgin by jojothaiv(m): 12:24pm On Aug 24, 2017
jay2pee:
Believe this white lie at your own peril
Doubt this black truth at your safety!
Crime › Re: Prostitute Runs Mad In Owerri, Along Douglas Road, Strips Herself Unclad by jojothaiv(m): 12:14pm On Aug 24, 2017
taiyesoul:
"local" or " international " prostitute, all na Olosho.I smell ritual things here.
Camdan na! Must everything be ritual or spiritual, it's coincidence jo abi she get madness for her family history!


On behalf of our "learned" folks here...
Pun indented
Romance › Re: Why Some People (Especially Ladies) May Never Get Married by jojothaiv(m): 12:10pm On Aug 24, 2017
Make i dey stroll comot!
Celebrities › Re: Leyla Konjo Dumps Skales On Instagram, A Year After He Dumped His Nigerian Bae by jojothaiv(m): 12:02pm On Aug 24, 2017
Lets be grateful, some of us here nobody will get to read/know of our love life till we die!


Nothing serious!
Celebrities › Re: Iceberg Slim Grabs Juliet Ibrahim's Buttocks Again (Photo) by jojothaiv(m): 11:57am On Aug 24, 2017
Certain things in life are uncertain!
Phones › Re: Itel Mobile Unveils A31 - In Its Quest To Provide Android Phones For Everyone by jojothaiv(m): 11:51am On Aug 24, 2017
Banter1:
My course mate! He was able to raise 10k, the but school refused to assist him. Now he has missed 2 papers. Its a pity.
Too bad! Hope help come his way, wish i could help, but things are tight for me!
Politics › Re: Aso Villa And The Audacity Of Rats - Reuben Abati by jojothaiv(m): 10:27pm On Aug 23, 2017
eleojo23:
APC has turned this country into a joke
To some people, they are next best thing since stainless plates!
Politics › Re: Aso Villa And The Audacity Of Rats - Reuben Abati by jojothaiv(m): 10:26pm On Aug 23, 2017
BreezyCB:
Buhari was chased out of his presidential office by rats, Am sure these are church rats that are very hungry



Fifth Harmony ft Ty Dolla $ign & Buhari - Work from home remix
Chai!
Romance › Re: Ladies! Would You Marry A Man With Erectile Dysfunction? by jojothaiv(m): 10:23pm On Aug 23, 2017
Yes, If his pocket is well versed in hard currency!


Most of 'em no go tell you the truth but that's the answer at the back of their mind!
Politics › Re: Rats Invasion: Buhari Is The Worst President Ever - Mike Ozekhome by jojothaiv(m): 10:18pm On Aug 23, 2017
IdisuleOurOwn:
The economy is in horrific tatters, image bald-battered, security shattered, governance mangled and transparency and accountability interred. Nigeria is today more divided, more hate-inebriated, more crisis- ridden and more dangerous precipice-prone than ever before.

“Nigeria is today more derided, more excoriated and more corrupt than it has ever been. Nigeria has never had it so bad since her forced amalgamation on January 1,1914, by imperious Lord Lugard and his wife Flora Lugard”, he told Thisday.


Over to Lai Muhammad.
My brother, this sum up all the punchlines being traded on Nairaland at the moment!



"a sweet well told lie is hundred times better than a bitter truth"
Education › Re: JAMB Fixes Cut Off Marks For Universities, Polytechnics, Colleges Of Education by jojothaiv(m): 3:08am On Aug 23, 2017
Funny things are everywhere!


Nigeria is a case study!
Business › Re: Differences Between Debit And Credit Cards by jojothaiv(m): 3:01am On Aug 23, 2017
grin
Joseunlimited:
At end of everything na money u go use am Kolet cheesy
grin
Joseunlimited:
At end of everything na money u go use am Kolet cheesy
Crime › Re: Eiye Confraternity Members Arrested With Charms In Ogun State. Photo by jojothaiv(m): 2:56am On Aug 23, 2017
2016easy2017:
who can help guide me pls. MTN steals N5 from every N100 recharged. it disappear. u people just dont note. happens every day to me.if i load N100 , 7 times, they steal N5 on each.= N35.pls i have evidense for that now. what do i do
If you don't mind sir, you call their CC with t affected line or better still you can follow them on any of their social media outlets and let them know about it!
Crime › Re: Eiye Confraternity Members Arrested With Charms In Ogun State. Photo by jojothaiv(m): 2:53am On Aug 23, 2017
And Jesus wept!
Phones › Re: Telecoms Beg NCC To Block Whatsapp, Skype, IMO And Other OTT Services by jojothaiv(m): 9:23pm On Aug 22, 2017
dust144:
The thunder that will fire telecom is still doing press up in borno
The thunder go don faya den b4 d tin happen!



Awon weyrey sumborri!
Sports › Re: Wayne Rooney Taunts Same Angry Man City Fans - 5 Years Apart! by jojothaiv(m): 9:17pm On Aug 22, 2017
This Is what we called investigative journalism, not the speculative flowing and swimming all around us here everyday!




Kudos!
Culture › Re: Statue Erected In Honor Of The Founder Of Okrika Town (pictures) by jojothaiv(m): 9:11pm On Aug 22, 2017
Remind me of a story here...

The Devil Wear Okrika!
Business › Re: Lagos To Sell Lake Rice At 12K Per 50kg Bag - "Eld-el-kabir" by jojothaiv(m): 9:10pm On Aug 22, 2017
But here in Kebbi, Most of us never taste am,

Na online we dey taste the "LAKE" rice o!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Captain N-Power To Catch Beneficiaries Earning From Other Employment by jojothaiv(m): 9:05pm On Aug 22, 2017
oluseyiforjesus:
Corruption has change frm our middle name to our surname, do u knw there are pple receiving n-power salary of 5 pple?
Five bawo,



Lai must have a worthy competitor!
Culture › Re: 5 Unwritten Cultural Rules Of The Yorubas by jojothaiv(m): 1:58pm On Aug 22, 2017
Kudos to all Yoruba folks present here, respect to them!


Well everybody culture is unique and they have their own set of unwritten rules!


Sugbon Omo Gbagle lawa o!
Music/Radio › Re: Olamide’s New Song “Wavy Level” - Hit Or Trash? by jojothaiv(m): 1:52pm On Aug 22, 2017
BeastOfAfrica:
I did not listen to the song...but since it's Olamide. It is definitely













TRAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH.....






Members of the "streets" won't agree
Specifically "10Megabyte Niggas, Agberos etal"


Pun non indented!
Music/Radio › Re: Olamide’s New Song “Wavy Level” - Hit Or Trash? by jojothaiv(m): 1:50pm On Aug 22, 2017
MadeInTokyo:
grin

Olamide music juju is fast fading, he is releasing rubbish songs this days.
Remind me of Ice Prince after his Trash Can EP!
Music/Radio › Re: Critique: M.I 2 by jojothaiv(m): 10:32am On Aug 22, 2017
rapjunkie:
what makes me laugh is that MI delivered another classic album. . . that's the truth. . . .name another rapper who delivered an album as good as this one in 2010

Names. . . . .irony. . . .  AQ. . . . anybody?
Boogey nko!
Music/Radio › Re: Olamide’s Wo & Wavy Level, Davido’s IF & Fall And 9ice’s Living Things Banned by jojothaiv(m):
NBC don ban am, shikena!


You go see how some Nairalanders go take the matter personal!


I kuku dey laugh with my roasted corn here!

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