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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:42am On May 18, 2023
2paid2Bmad:
Shut it with this rhetoric.

It’s not about being a really good manager, it has more to do with reinventing yourself, something Mouthrinho can never have.
Prime Mourinho destroyed Pep Barcelona with inter and Madrid... grin
Politics › $800million Loan: Some People Use ‘grammar To Confuse’ Buhari In Order To Steal- by Jokerman(op): 3:32am On May 18, 2023
$800Million Loan: Some People Use ‘Grammar To Confuse’ Buhari In Order To Steal And He’ll Just Approve –APC Chieftain, Ndume

Ndume, who vowed to challenge the loan request in court made this known in an interview on Trust TV’s Daily Politics.

The senator representing Borno South Senatorial District, Ali Ndume on Wednesday said the $800 million loan sought by President Muhammadu Buhari’s administration is unfair, illegal and unconstitutional.

According to him, some people are misleading the President.

He explained that President Buhari will just approve it because they are using grammar to confuse him. Stating that the President doesn’t understand that they just want to steal the money.

He said, “I will go to court on that because it is unfair, illegal and unconstitutional. Let me give you example, we are two now in the studio and you say you are going to borrow one million and share among the two of us, how are you going to select the two?

“Besides that, if you are giving to the two and they are the ones to pay that is okay but it is all Nigerians that will pay.

“If you give Nigerians today ₦4,000 randomly, how fair is that? In fact, it is unconstitutional because the constitution of Nigeria does not allow you to discriminate.

“These guys, they will just use grammar to confuse this old man (Buhari) and he will just approve. He (Buhari) doesn’t understand this, they just want to steal the money, we cannot continue to allow this kind of things.”

“What they are targeting is what they can get out of it not what Nigerians can get, you can quote me on that. Any of them can come to challenge me on TV, I will come back to explain myself; they are misleading the President,” he added.

https://saharareporters.com/2023/05/17/800million-loan-some-people-use-grammar-confuse-buhari-order-steal-and-hell-just-approve

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Real Madrid : UCL (4 - 0) On 17th May 2023 by Jokerman(m): 9:52pm On May 17, 2023
This is disgraceful sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:21pm On May 17, 2023
Ellexy:
Pep is the best in the world
Lies. I trust my coash.... cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Real Madrid : UCL (4 - 0) On 17th May 2023 by Jokerman(m): 9:11pm On May 17, 2023
xynerise:
Are you confused ?
See below cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Real Madrid : UCL (4 - 0) On 17th May 2023 by Jokerman(m): 8:40pm On May 17, 2023
xynerise:
New Era begins
TenHag era?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Real Madrid : UCL (4 - 0) On 17th May 2023 by Jokerman(m): 8:31pm On May 17, 2023
Initial gra gra as usual angry angry grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:11pm On May 17, 2023
eph12:
lol why are they talking about transfer budget when they haven't finalized the club sale? Or maybe it will never happen, at least not this year
I tire o.

These Glazers want to just finish Man Utd
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:47pm On May 17, 2023
🚨🚨🌕| JUST IN: #mufc are working with a budget of between £100m to £150m which would be supplemented with funds raised by departures. [@RobDawsonESPN]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:32pm On May 17, 2023
🚨 Manchester United have put 13 players up for sale or release this summer:

💰 Dean Henderson, Eric Bailly, Harry Maguire, Alex Telles, Brandon Williams, Scott McTominay, Anthony Elanga, Anthony Martial.

✅ Phil Jones, Axel Tuanzebe, Ethan Galbraith, Ondrej Mastny and Charlie Wellens will be released.

(Source: @MirrorFootball)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:02pm On May 17, 2023
[🌘] #mufc are interested in signing Sadio Mane who is set to leave Bayern Munich. [@MirrorFootball]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:49am On May 17, 2023
eyezik3:
🚨 Sheikh Jassim bin Hamad al-Thani will look to sign Neymar as the first statement purchase of his reign if he wins the #mufc takeover race.

#mufc is said to have 'most serious' interest in Neymar transfer. [George Smith, Steven Railston via Manchester Evening News]

📥 @Manchester_Utdfc
Neymar is needed at Man utd... We need quality
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:06pm On May 16, 2023
Oasis007:
Breaking: Sheikh Jassim has made an extraordinary eleventh-hour 'take it or leave it' offer for Manchester United. He has submitted a final, improved bid in an attempt to see off competition from Sir Jim Ratcliffe and conclude a deal for total ownership.
Those Glazers are very wicked souls
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:20pm On May 16, 2023
eyezik3:
🏆 2022/23 Premier League:

🇪🇬 Salah: 35 apps, 19 goals, 10 assists.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Saka: 36 apps, 13 goals, 11 assists.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Rashford: 33 apps, 16 goals, 5 assists.

Which of these players has had the best season? 👀
Saka

Salah

Rashford
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:42pm On May 15, 2023
Don't bring any average Dutch footballer to Man utd please
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:52pm On May 15, 2023
centredevils.
@centredevils
·
3h
🚨🚨| #mufc are interested in signing Neymar. PSG are studying every possible option to get rid of the player. [
@sport
]
Crime › Re: Young Man Kills His Mother In Rivers For Refusing To Give Him N20,000 (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 9:20am On May 15, 2023
Train your children in the way of the Lord when they are still young.

Ensure they go to good schools. Stop complaining about money to train your children. The money for owambe, use it on your children.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:17am On May 15, 2023
Trevor012:
Messi na Fraud normally . Psg fans don boo that one again😂😂
grin🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:06am On May 15, 2023
OhBritannia:
What a question!!!! I won't be surprised if you are amongst the sets of teens that just wrote jamb last two weeks.

Weren't Barcelona winning the league before Messi?
Oh I never knew grin🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:17am On May 15, 2023
So Barcelona can win Laliga without Pessi? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Brighton (0 - 3) On 14th May 2023 by Jokerman(m): 5:47pm On May 14, 2023
Brighton has 2 games in hand... Wow
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Air Defence Shot Down 4 Of His Fighter Aircraft Think It Was An Enemy Own by Jokerman(m): 5:21pm On May 14, 2023
Lol....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:17pm On May 14, 2023
eyezik3:
🚨🇫🇷 NEW:

#MUFC are pushing to sign Adrien Rabiot at the end of his contract this summer.

#MUFC and Rabiot have had contact in recent weeks.[L’equipe]

📥 @Manchester_Utdfc
Another average player... Make TenHag no bring an come man utd sha.... What's all these now?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 3:25pm On May 14, 2023
Sway RVN/Raul for Benzema

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:23pm On May 14, 2023
grin

Although I would swawp RVN/Raul for Benzema

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:22pm On May 14, 2023
City is so good mhen.... Only Chelsea and Brighton can halt their wheels now angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Worldly Targets Set By Churches: How My Friend Began Preaching Rubbish by Jokerman(m): 10:53am On May 14, 2023
rezzy:
Just wow,
But to me, it doesn't make sense nau.

Reporting to the province about a closed down parish would have been better sha, instead of pretending to have the parish still in existence.

Or there should be a way on the database where such parish can be removed

I believe those pastors know what to do, but it must never be heard that a parish closed down in their time. At least, i have heard a Zonal pastor say this
So the Zonal pastor can deceive both God and Man?
Education › Re: Open Letter To IGP Over Plight Of Teachers In Police Schools By Joseph Anjorin by Jokerman(m): 10:47am On May 14, 2023
Teaching is the most insulted profession of all time
Christianity Etc › Re: Does Your Church Still Preach About Hell Fire, Holy Living, Rapture, Eternity? by Jokerman(m): 10:45am On May 14, 2023
The Lord's Chosen teaches this and more every worship day.

It is now ingrained into the believers pysche
Christianity Etc › Re: Similarities Between Horus And Jesus by Jokerman(m): 7:56am On May 14, 2023
Lol... Another trashy thread full of contradictions...

Wastebin
Christianity Etc › Re: What's Your Proof Of God? by Jokerman(m): 7:53am On May 14, 2023
Me, being alive is proof of God
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:21am On May 14, 2023
José Mourinho did not lose any of his first 77 Premier League home games:

WWDWWWDWWWWWDWWDDWWWWWWWWWWWWWDWWWWWWWWWWDWWWDWDDWWWWWDDDWWDWWWWWDWWWWWDWWWWW

Then along came
@SunderlandAFC
...

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