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Politics › Re: Presidential Election: Why Some People Are Disappointed In God � by Jokerman(m): 10:38am On Mar 17, 2023
Trash.

God doesn't do politics of men.
Politics › Re: Police Impose Movement Restriction In Abia As Polls Hold Saturday by Jokerman(m): 10:04am On Mar 17, 2023
Labour Party is taking over in Abia state ... no more ochendo thievery
Politics › Re: GRV's Wife, Ify Reacts To MC Oluomo's Threat To Voters In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 6:30am On Mar 17, 2023
blackpanda:
Madam go back to your state if lagos is too hot for u. Cry me a river grin
Fear fear APC man grin
Politics › Re: Why Are APC Not Attacking Jandor, But Only GRV by Jokerman(op): 6:57pm On Mar 16, 2023
The way APC has been campaigning these few days in Lagos, its been long I saw such.... 😅 🤣 😂

1 derica of rice, 3 kg cooking gas, 5,000 transfer... lol...

Why so fearful?
Politics › Re: Yoruba Ronu: Tinubu Fought Against The Nomination Of Mulikat Akande As Speaker by Jokerman(m): 3:31pm On Mar 16, 2023
HIGHESTPOPORI:
Any Yoruba in Pdp or Lp is fake according to urchins
Trash. Stop listening to APC dimwits.

APC is not a yoruba party, same as LP is not an Igbo party... they cut across Nigerians...
Politics › Re: Yoruba Ronu: Tinubu Fought Against The Nomination Of Mulikat Akande As Speaker by Jokerman(m): 3:30pm On Mar 16, 2023
Wow... I never knew this until I read about it now .... that was bad of Tinubu
Politics › Why Are APC Not Attacking Jandor, But Only GRV by Jokerman(op): 3:21pm On Mar 16, 2023
I have noticed that the candidate of Labour Party Gbadebo Rhodes is always attacked by APC Keyboard warriors.....

Why are they not attacking Jandor?
Politics › Re: Igbo Should Develop Igbo Land And Leave Yoruba People To Develop Yoruba Land by Jokerman(m): 2:34pm On Mar 16, 2023
akingangan:
Everything Lagos!!!
There has been little news from other states across Nigeria about their governorship elections.
Igbos voting in Lagos is now the most contentious topic.

Togo, Benin and Ewe people of Ghana are culturally and geographically closer to Lagos and all the surrounding areas are all Yoruba Land.

States and capital are the creation of the military and Nigeria is a British creation. So, picking out Lagos is like picking a hand or leg from a body.

Definitely, the continuity in the developments by the government of Lagos has brought progress otherwise thousands of Igbo people will not keep migrating there everyday border free.

Don't spoil it for them now.

To gain respect
Igbo people need to develop their region.

If Igbo people try to take Lagos governorship and fail, The Yorubas with the Presidency of Tinubu will definitely likely change some things such as:

1. Compulsory purchase of land acquired by Igbo people (Such has been used by the government of England and Wales across the United Kingdom to take back land)
2. Restriction in selling land to non-indigenes (Such as practiced in Igboland, Benin, and several non-liberal places in Nigeria)
3. The gentrification of Igbo areas like Alaba and computer village in a way that the government will build modern malls there and redistribute to Yoruba people while compensating the evicted Igbo shop owners.
4. change in the law such that people must vote in their local government or hometown.

Ghana already did one of these self-preservation methods when they made a law that Nigeria (mostly Igbo) shops must pay 1 million dollars to be able to open their shop in Ghana and compete with Ghanaians in the same market. This led to the closure of several shops and redistribution to Ghanaians who the Igbos ran out of business and took over their market.

So Igbo people need to develop their land and be proud of it. That is the only place no one can dictate to them how to run their affairs.

Igbo Kwenu!
Fear fear APC urchins... ti yin bayin..... grin
Politics › Re: Lets Vote Labour Party On Saturday by Jokerman(m): 2:29pm On Mar 16, 2023
Chivisee:
God punish LP and everything associated with it. May it continue to carry on it attributes as a loser party.
We must comot egunje from your mouth... enu robotoó grin
Education › Re: When School Fees Are Not Paid, Who Should Be Punished? Student? Or The Parents? by Jokerman(m): 9:43am On Mar 16, 2023
If you are owing fees, and the school asks your pupil's to stay away until payment is made, please allow the children stay home or you visit the school with your child(ren) to give a dare of payment
Education › Re: When School Fees Are Not Paid, Who Should Be Punished? Student? Or The Parents? by Jokerman(m): 9:41am On Mar 16, 2023
DryMouth:
In my days, those useless military men at command day secondary school ojo cantonment always flog children for not paying school fees.

Why would you flog a child for not paying school fees?why not call their parents to school and flog them instead since you want to be stupid?

Men i hate military men with passion because of that school. I pray those soldiers meet their death in the hands of boko haram or UGM. Useless people.

I even had to repeat SS1 just to change school to FGCL ijanikin cos FGC doesn't admit SS2. I hated command day secondary school ojo with passion.
Before military flogs students, they must have warned the students severally to stay away from school until payment is made, but some will still go to school stubbornly
Politics › Re: The States Where Atiku, Obi, And Tinubu Got Their Highest And Lowest Votes by Jokerman(m): 8:17am On Mar 16, 2023
Throwback:
That is why we say winning your tribal enclave at 98% but with very little votes compared to the massive votes that Tinubu won in the North even in states he came 2nd, is enough to make Obi realise his destiny was go block Atiku so Tinubu could progress.
Oga. Many of us came out to vote because of Obi. If it was only Atiku and Tinubu, a po ti aoni jade wa dibo.... we will just stay home
Politics › Re: Oro Is Pure Nonsense, Just Some Drunk Boys Making Wired Sounds by Jokerman(m): 8:09am On Mar 16, 2023
Moh247:
Ojuckwu talk pass this and 3 million still waste without any repercussions or consiquences

Na beg una still beg

Comot if na your papa born you, and post a thread on Nairaland
Eleribu... oro is nothing.... awon oni iró
Sports › Re: World Cup 2026 To Feature 48 Teams Instead Of Usual 32 — FIFA by Jokerman(m): 6:14pm On Mar 15, 2023
After doing ojoro for Pessi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:57am On Mar 15, 2023
🚨🌕] BREAKING: #ManCity are in the race to sign Victor Osimhen and have enquired about the player.

[@Plettigoal] angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:43pm On Mar 14, 2023
Leyqute:
Exactly. grin

El Baldinho listens to no man but himself.
Ego is his problem
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Fighter Jet Shoots Down U.S Reaper Drone Over Black Sea (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 6:57pm On Mar 14, 2023
I hope when US does its own back, we won't call them evil?
Career › Re: I Earn £50 As A Naked Cleaner - British Lady by Jokerman(m): 2:44pm On Mar 14, 2023
Can't try this in Nigeria
Politics › Re: What Did Buhari, Emefiele New Naira Notes & Cashless Policy Achieve? by Jokerman(m): 8:20am On Mar 14, 2023
Nothing.

Buhari is the most clueless president of all time.
Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom State Suspends Daily Ticket Levy On Tricycles & Minibuses by Jokerman(m): 6:15am On Mar 14, 2023
This can't happen in Lagos until a new government is installed.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What's Your Salary Expectations? by Jokerman(m): 1:12pm On Mar 13, 2023
As a master's degree holder with over 10 years experience

200k/300K per month...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:56pm On Mar 13, 2023
Old Trafford toilets flooded with urine.

What the Glazers have done to this magnificent stadium will forever be unforgivable.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 48,000 Killed By Earthquakes In Turkey, Says President Erdogan by Jokerman(m): 8:16am On Mar 13, 2023
Na wao....

These natural disasters. God have mercy on the world
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu: Old Naira Notes Remain Legal Tender by Jokerman(m): 5:36am On Mar 13, 2023
Citizens won't still accept to use it until Buhari or Emefiele speaks.....
Politics › Re: Nobody Is Contesting Lagos With Lagosians by Jokerman(m): 8:00pm On Mar 12, 2023
Everyone knows that it's the politicians going tribal with their foot soldiers .... but tribalism will be defeated on Saturday... Aseeeeooooo
Politics › Re: LASTMA Officials Beg Lagosians For Forgiveness Ahead Of Governorship by Jokerman(m): 6:01pm On Mar 12, 2023
Lol... crazy fools.

Why are you begging? So you'd continue your exploitation?

Well I know Nigerians like suffering and smiling and have short memories anyways..
Politics › Re: GRV Is Going To Forcefully Take Away Private Properties Away From Landlords by Jokerman(m): 5:36pm On Mar 12, 2023
ImperialYoruba:
Landlords in Lagos who in past rented to ibos have learnt painful lessons and vowed they would rather leave their apartment vacant than ever rent to ibo again. They rent to every other tribe, but not ibo.

GRV plans to run a pro-yanminri governance.

In this particular point you picked up, he will force-occupy those properties with homeless ibos.
Eleeribu.

Which Yoruba or Benue man wan pay 2M for 2 bedroom flat?

Ronu boda wa
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:52pm On Mar 12, 2023
How much I hate draw soup sha... lipsrsealed embarassed

Honestly these coach should learn to rotate his players, even playing with withTominay at DM, rather than Bruno.

We must finish top 4 o... biko
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:56pm On Mar 12, 2023
Bruno wey suppose play 8 or 10, una carry an go DM......

Weghorst is a pressing striker... we need him to press more
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:54pm On Mar 12, 2023
adebayo201:
10 against 12.

If you know, you know.

Mtcheeewwww
Lol... Wout grin

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