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Sports › Re: Gerard Pique Announces Retirement From Football by Jokerman(m): 8:42pm On Nov 03, 2022
Wow.... Great Career.... Although GOATnaldo showed you shege.... but you earned your onions
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:26pm On Nov 03, 2022
Shaw slows down game
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:24pm On Nov 03, 2022
This Real Sociedad dey mark sha.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:07pm On Nov 03, 2022
This idiot deserves Red. angry

However if Martinez get injury better.... Any thing to make Argentina suffer grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:03pm On Nov 03, 2022
Lol.... why Lindelof for Tom?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:01pm On Nov 03, 2022
engrelvis:
We always look disjointed whenever Ronaldo is playing.Dt possessive football n controlling of game is gone or am i missing something?
How is Ronaldo stopping the team from playing possessive football??

I want to know...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:36pm On Nov 03, 2022
This man should give Sancho and Antony games jare.... They'd improve with time
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:34pm On Nov 03, 2022
To be Frank though, Bruno dey play nonsense
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:30pm On Nov 03, 2022
Anybody can miss that......
Politics › Re: CBN - Godwin Emefiele To Put Holy Mary On New Naira Notes by Jokerman(m): 6:00pm On Nov 03, 2022
iLegendd:
What is Nigeria's official religion? Answer me first.
The Northern or Southern protectorate? Or when Flora Shaw coined the term and rejoinder?
Politics › Re: CBN - Godwin Emefiele To Put Holy Mary On New Naira Notes by Jokerman(m): 5:54pm On Nov 03, 2022
iLegendd:
In your mind, all Christians go the Holy Mary route? No.

English is given to us by a Christian nation.
Arabic is given to us by a Muslim nation.

In the note, there is English (Christianity) and there is Arabic (Islam).

If the French have influence in Nigeria, French will be added too.

Everything I wrote above in English can also be written in Arabic and it will be understood by those who speak it just the same way you understand my English.

If Arabic, an Islamic language, should be removed, English, a Christian language, should also be removed. They should use only the 3 most popular languages in Nigeria only — which is already in some of the notes.

The only bad thing is if they write something like: "Mohammed is the greatest" in Arabic on the note, but you can write "God is great" on the note with either English or Arabic.

Let's not drag insignificant things. Arabic is a language for Muslims just the same way English is a language for Christians. In fact, Christians have dominated the world by forcing every nation to speak English.

Lots of Arab nations speak English today, but lots of Christian nations don't speak Arabic.

What I'm trying to say is, CBN is trying to please everyone and it's good. Let's not be too religious about it.

There is Igbo, Yoruba, and Hausa on some notes, but we, the Niger Deltans, are not crying for not adding our local languages.

Are we not part of Nigeria? In fact, don't you know we are the one feeding the nation with our natural resources?

If we, the mother of Nigeria, isn't crying, let our children wipe their tears.

The end.
What is Nigeria's official language?
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Says It's Disrespectful To Mention Funke Akindele's Name Around Him by Jokerman(m): 8:58am On Nov 03, 2022
Tradepunter2:
BE SHOUTING OBI UP AND DOWN.... THAT GUY STANDS NO CHANCE, YOU GUYS ARE TOO FKING SENTIMENTAL... DO YOU THINK OBI CAN REMOVE AN INCUMBENT??

I AM NO MORE DISILLUSIONED, ATIKU STANDS A CHANCE AND I AM GOING FOR HIM FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF UNSEATING THESE BSTRDS IN POWER....

HOW CAN WE EXPECT TO SUPPORT OBI WHEN THE ELITES OF THE EAST ARE NOT EVEN THROWING THEIR WEIGHT BEHIND HIM....

YOU GUYS SHOULD USE LOGIC AND REASONING AND NOT SENTIMENT, NOT WASTING MY VOTE ON OBI
Who cares about Vote wastage? Tinubu supporter parading as Atiku supporter...
grin
Business › Re: Ayodele Subair: 70% Of Lagos IGR Comes From Taxes by Jokerman(m): 8:30am On Nov 03, 2022
mrsage:
Taxation is serious business.

Yet a huge number of individuals and companies still do not pay taxes in Lagos especially MSME's and those in the informal sector.

An average Mechanic, vulcanizer, fashion designer or carpenter in Lagos does not pay tax.
They pay tax. But it is the agberos that collect it... even shoemakers now, dem dey tear ticket for them...
Travel › Re: Lagos Bus Drivers Suspend Strike by Jokerman(m): 7:48am On Nov 03, 2022
They have to

Hopefully the agberos will have gotten some sense.....
Travel › Re: Canada Plans Record Immigration Targets Amid Labour Crunch by Jokerman(m): 7:42am On Nov 03, 2022
I'm coming on Canada... you need Engineers like Me that have suffered because of tribe and religion.... 2023 is the goal.... waiting for Nigerian choices grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Seven Reasons Against The PRETRIBULATION Rapture by Jokerman(op): 2:33pm On Nov 01, 2022
OkCornel:
Apparently, someone needs more breathing space and time to cook up more lies for the pretribulation rapture doctrine.

He’s been missing in action on this topic, although last seen around 10 am this morning. Almost 12 hours since these questions were asked, in addition to my unanswered questions for over 12 hours as well.

Now watch how he has nothing useful to say than wallow in the mud of insults again. What a poor soul to be pitied!
Honestly bro.... if one looks at it well... you'd see the errors in the pre tribulation rapture... how the devil has swayed minds over the last hundred years... but thank God, Jesus is revealing the truth back to his people...

You know I ask someone what's so special about today Christians that they will not pass through persecution?? If the early apostles and Christians could pass through it....
Travel › Re: People Boarding A Bus In Lagos In The 1980s (Throwback Photo) by Jokerman(m): 8:44am On Nov 01, 2022
voltron14:
What was in LEPZ before Tinubu?

What was The Palms (Shoprite)?

What was Eko Atlantic?

What were the earnings of a typical Lagos state worker like?

Did they have a scheme for home ownership?

Was there a dedicated bus lane?

What was Yaba like?
What was dubai like in the 80s, what was New York like in the 70s.... who developed them?
Crime › Re: Presidents That Were Assassinated When They Refuse To Go Along With W.H.O. by Jokerman(m): 6:17am On Nov 01, 2022
These are not coincidences.... these global actors are terrible
Politics › Re: Bus Drivers Not Attacked, Says MC Oluomo by Jokerman(m): 6:04am On Nov 01, 2022
Oga Remove Agbero from the road
Politics › Re: Security Situation Not Bad Enough To Warrant Terror Warning, NSA Replies UK, US by Jokerman(m): 6:01am On Nov 01, 2022
So we should believe you over USA or what?
Christianity Etc › Re: Seven Reasons Against The PRETRIBULATION Rapture by Jokerman(op): 10:34pm On Oct 31, 2022
Questions for CaptMarvel

1. The Foolish Virgins, what happened to them after the bridegroom shut the door? Did they still enter some time later? What did the bridegroom say to them?

2. We know that at the Rapture, there will be a resurrection of the dead, so how many resurrection are we excepting?

3. If the church is removed, then we know the Holy Spirit will be removed to. So if there are left behind saints, how will they be convicted of sin and turn to God, if there's no Holyspirit.... ?


4. Did Noah pass though the flood, but God protected him OR was he raptured away from the flood?

Also the Israelis at Egypt, where they raptured away from the plagues, or they were kept safe by God?


5. Why is the Man of Sin called "Antichrist "?
Christianity Etc › Re: Seven Reasons Against The PRETRIBULATION Rapture by Jokerman(op): 10:28pm On Oct 31, 2022
OkCornel:
Just to let you know, CaptMarvel has veered off topic, as he has nothing useful left to defend the pretribulation rapture lie.
Lol... that's pre tribulation soldiers for you .... I have been reading through
Celebrities › Johnny Depp Is Rumored To Return To The 'pirates Of The Caribbean' Franchise by Jokerman(op): 9:55am On Oct 31, 2022
According to a recent reach to a close source to the actor, Johnny Depp is probably returning as Jack Sparrow.

Ever since he won the defamation trial against Amber Heard, Johnny Depp has been on a mission to get his movie career back on track. He finished filming the movie where he plays King Louis XV but he is only getting started. Depp was recently spotted in his hometown from Kentucky, Owensboro. During that visit, he always stopped to take pictures with the fans and paid a visit to his family that lives in the city right in the middle of his tour with Jeff Beck.

This sighting comes at the same time as reports of his possible return to play Captain Jack Sparrow in the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' are emerging. When the case against Amber Heard started picking up steam, Johnny Depp was immediately dropped by Disney and the actor even told the jury he won't likely return to the franchise. However, this report suggests Disney could actually convince him.

A source close to Depp spoke to the folks from Poptopic about Depp's possible return to play Jack Sparrow. This is what they said: "They reached out to the actor prior to his defamation trial against Amber Heard and asked whether he would be interested in returning for another pirate film or two.

"The deal is reportedly for Johnny Depp to return as Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean 6 and a spin-off Disney Plus series about the early life of the Captain of The Black Pearl. What I can tell you is that the studio has already penned up a draft for a film about Jack Sparrow so they are very hopeful that Johnny will forgive them and return as his iconic character."

According to this report, Disney is thinking about offering $300 million for Johnny Depp's return but nothing has been agreed yet. As of right now, Johnny is still considering any offer that comes his way. If he returns to the franchise, this would arguably become one of Depp's biggest wins after getting dropped from Disney without having any proof of what Amber Heard accused him.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.marca.com/en/lifestyle/movies/2022/10/25/635812ca22601d4d6f8b45a6.html

Celebrities › Re: VIDEO: Rapper 6ix9ine Breaks Up With His GF, Moves On With Two Slay Queens by Jokerman(m): 9:50am On Oct 31, 2022
He's an idiot...

Ged trying to hide his pain
Travel › Re: Lagosians Stranded At Bus Stops. What's The Situation In Your Area? by Jokerman(m): 9:48am On Oct 31, 2022
INDOMIE9090:
whether you wail or not,we go still vote TINUBU
Keep playing tribal politics o... you hear... continue
Travel › Re: How Is The Strike By Bus Drivers In Lagos Affecting You? by Jokerman(m): 8:32am On Oct 31, 2022
AlafinofEnugu:
Omo Igbo no dey force Yoruba grin
U look stupid
Anyone that is not comfortable should relocate to alaigbo
Same way they overtax drivers same way drivers overtax commuters
Rest grin
For Lagos here transport na billions
Yes... but tax them properly... stop using agbero to over tax... abi you be agbero yourself and hope you no be akotileta?
Education › Re: 16 Ogun Students In Detention For Destroying School Property, Parents Protest by Jokerman(m): 8:29am On Oct 31, 2022
Pay for what your children destroyed and they'd be released.

If you fail to train your children, someone outside will train them for you...
Travel › Re: How Is The Strike By Bus Drivers In Lagos Affecting You? by Jokerman(m): 8:26am On Oct 31, 2022
AlafinofEnugu:
Audio strike grin
From the news media of obidafti and zombiedient grin
Things still moving here
You are a clown... why are you over taxing transport workers with agberos, Ode, se o le ronu ni... abi kini eleyi bayi undecided
Sports › Re: Nigerian And German Women's U17 Teams Dance Together After Match by Jokerman(m): 7:44am On Oct 31, 2022
You can be my brother or sister, it don't matter if you are black or white!
Christianity Etc › Re: Seven Reasons Against The PRETRIBULATION Rapture by Jokerman(op): 9:37pm On Oct 30, 2022
CaptMarvel:
LOBATAN... grin grin

Bro stop this misinterpretation.
The flood refers to the tribulation that will take those left behind and others away in death.
Noah (who was saved with his family) (riding above the flood[Raptured] in the Ark [Salvation] warns the people then to enter into the boat or be taking by the flood, just as we are warning you to prepare for the Rapture by entering into the boat of salvation, so that when the flood[Tribulation] comes you'll ride above it [Raptured] or else be taken away in death by the flood [tribulation.]
1. Where was Noah Raptured to?

2. What makes present day Christians different from those that passed through persecution?

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