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Sports › Re: Eto'o Sensationally Claims Anelka Was Better Than Thierry Henry by Jokerman(m): 3:09pm On Oct 29, 2022
DeLaRue:
Till today, whether Ronaldo or Messi, I have still not seen any player that played football so elegantly and graciously as Henry.

Henry was also remarkably unselfish. If he had been like some ýof the current crop of strikers - particularly Ronaldo, he would have scored even more. Henry would be in a certain goal-scoring position, and he would still pass to a team mate out of generosity.

He was a more skillful and complete player, whereas Etoo was mostly an excellent goal scorer.

The only striker in the class of Henry in the past 30 years is the Brazilian Ronaldo.

Henry retired years before Etoo, but when that name, Thiery Henry, is mentioned today, one immediately thinks greatness. If you hear Etoo's name, you just think...yeah, fantastic goal scorer.

Etoo is almost forgotten. No one talks about him. He talks about himself and makes controversial statements to get attention.
Ronaldo has more career assists than Henry.

Ronaldo is not a pure striker.... He's a winger...
Sports › Re: Eto'o Sensationally Claims Anelka Was Better Than Thierry Henry by Jokerman(m): 2:25pm On Oct 29, 2022
Pinterest:
No dey use team achievements rate players. That’s why some people still think Ronaldo is a better player than Messi.
So dribbling is the only quality of a footballer?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester City (0 - 1) On 29th October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 1:39pm On Oct 29, 2022
This match will end 1 apiece
Phones › Re: Elon Musk Takes Control Of Twitter And Sacks Its Top Executives by Jokerman(m): 5:58pm On Oct 28, 2022
Thats the way to go.

So that you can have control of the platform and employ persons whom will work with you for the company's progress
Politics › Re: Osibanjo Doesn't Care Anymore by Jokerman(m): 11:34am On Oct 28, 2022
Kagd10:
Alatenuje ni baba ati iya e. Go face your uselessss leaders in your enclave. Tinubu didn't rule you or your papa
Fake Muslim cursing people... grin... only there for money.... angry
Politics › Re: Osibanjo Doesn't Care Anymore by Jokerman(m): 11:09am On Oct 28, 2022
Kagd10:
Tinubu gave Nigeria her democracy. Something none of your yuselessss leaders could do
Aláténùjè.... owó to ti gba... e go soon finish... angry grin
Health › Re: Please Help!!!! Possible Hiv Exposure And Symptoms. by Jokerman(m): 10:34am On Oct 28, 2022
Lol... go for test.

If you are positive, its not the end of the world, but your world won't be the same anymore

If negative, thank God and stop fornication....

God will see you through bro...
Politics › Re: Jandor: Sanwo-Olu Grew Lagos Debt From N542b To N797b Without Any Development by Jokerman(m): 10:32am On Oct 28, 2022
Sannisege:
Jandor na blind man o. So he can’t see all these trains, roads etc?
Where are the trains? Which roads?? Substandard roads....
Politics › Re: #japa- FG, Senate To Ban Foreign Exams by Jokerman(m): 10:30am On Oct 28, 2022
They are stupid.... grin

Unless Peter Obi wins.... any thing other than that... Japa!!
Politics › Re: Osibanjo Doesn't Care Anymore by Jokerman(m): 10:29am On Oct 28, 2022
Kagd10:
Tinubu, Omo iyaloja of Lagos built the economy his father's Lagos. Something your Peter Obi couldn't do for Anambra! Yuselessss hateful OSU! Tinubu didn't rule you or your papa
What has Tinubu built outside Lagos?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs FC Sheriff Europa League (3 - 0) On 27th October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 10:31pm On Oct 27, 2022
Snapchat:
When?
Sunday.
Nairaland General › Re: Python Swallows Woman At Plantation In Indonesia by Jokerman(m): 10:31pm On Oct 27, 2022
It will never be well with this animal...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs FC Sheriff Europa League (3 - 0) On 27th October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 10:27pm On Oct 27, 2022
Snapchat:
And how many times he don do am this season? Once. Against a washed up Everton side. grin
Lol..... West hamhuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs FC Sheriff Europa League (3 - 0) On 27th October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 10:21pm On Oct 27, 2022
Emu4life:
Does the Background looks like Barca to you? Abi you don smoke weed this night nihuh
Oga,the ballondor was won for Barcelona after cheating Lewandoski as usual.

What has he played in PSG, to warrant any award?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs FC Sheriff Europa League (3 - 0) On 27th October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 10:16pm On Oct 27, 2022
Snapchat:
For league abi all the comps in total? Someone that’s certainly going to be on bench in the next game grin
Lol... so na una prayer be that... cheesy... he will enter 2nd half and score
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs FC Sheriff Europa League (3 - 0) On 27th October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 10:13pm On Oct 27, 2022
Emu4life:
cheesycheesycheesy
Award he won for Barcelona?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs FC Sheriff Europa League (3 - 0) On 27th October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 10:09pm On Oct 27, 2022
ThierryJay:
Mute ke? Did you mute yourself when Messi that played as an attacking midfielder scored 11 goals and assisted 14 times last season? If you can't go mute for the GOAT who delivered 25 G/A last season, why should we keep quiet for a pure striking fraud that is still doing 4 G/A after 3 months? grin
I supported Pessi over Poch and Mbappe
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs FC Sheriff Europa League (3 - 0) On 27th October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 10:08pm On Oct 27, 2022
Snapchat:
3rd goal of the season against Sheriff. Shameless shocked
At least e go score pass 6 cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs FC Sheriff Europa League (3 - 0) On 27th October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:44pm On Oct 27, 2022
prinsam30:
oya CR7 haters where una dey, shame don catch una today
Shame don catch them grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs FC Sheriff Europa League (3 - 0) On 27th October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:40pm On Oct 27, 2022
Snapchat:
Awards that he won based on personal recognition and PR for Seria A. Lmao!!
Let Pessi win it for PSG grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs FC Sheriff Europa League (3 - 0) On 27th October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:39pm On Oct 27, 2022
At least haters will mute now... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs FC Sheriff Europa League (3 - 0) On 27th October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:25pm On Oct 27, 2022
Snapchat:
What did he do that’s special at 35? He’s always done what we know him for, same thing he doesn’t remember how to do again.

Hopefully, he leaves Manure by January. I’d love to see him breaking record in MLS or is it the Saudi Arabian League? grin

Finally, I’m glad you admitted that Messi is Pendu’s role model. He has always looked up to him throughout his career. Let him go to a farmers League and let’s see if he won’t be shipped out in another 2 seasons lmao
Hater grin

Juventus and serie best player ×2
SERIEA golden boot

Let pessi win these individual awards first for PSG
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs FC Sheriff Europa League (3 - 0) On 27th October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:18pm On Oct 27, 2022
Snapchat:
You sha want me to lecture you guys tonight grin

Once you talk about the misfiring Pendu, his boys will bring up his age as a defence to his woeful performance. Since he’s 38 ( not even 38 yrs yet) and old, why doesn’t he realise that and retire.
He's going to a smaller club by January... shebi una go let am rest grin?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs FC Sheriff Europa League (3 - 0) On 27th October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:14pm On Oct 27, 2022
These Barcelona and Pessi fans disguising as Man utd fans don infiltrate this thread again.

Young players like Antony, Rashford, dem no go criticised then every step, na old man dem dey follow everywhere
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs FC Sheriff Europa League (3 - 0) On 27th October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:13pm On Oct 27, 2022
Snapchat:
You sha want be to lecture you guys tonight grin

Once you talk about the misfiring Pendu, his boys will bring up his age as a defence to his woeful performance. Since he’s 38 ( not even 38 yrs yet) and old, why doesn’t he realise that and retire.
Maybe you should check what he played at 35 years up to 37 years...

Well not to worry, by January he's leaving man utd to play at a smaller team and smaller league, less focus, less pressure and more goals.

If Pessi can play at Farmers league 6 at 35, why should Ronaldo be killing himself at the toughest league in the world at such age ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs FC Sheriff Europa League (3 - 0) On 27th October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:05pm On Oct 27, 2022
Snapchat:
No be him make be Messi wey dey drop 9.2 star performance week in, week out.

If not because say I dey busy now, Pendu boys go hear am tonight. grin
Comparing 38 years old with 35 years?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs FC Sheriff Europa League (3 - 0) On 27th October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:49pm On Oct 27, 2022
Jack500:
Yes, I dey focus on him because of people like you, that prefer Ronaldo over Man u.
Ronaldo at this moment is not better than Rashford. Know that and have peace.
Your business... face other players... hater!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs FC Sheriff Europa League (3 - 0) On 27th October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:46pm On Oct 27, 2022
Good Dalot...

Now this would reduce pressure, and more goals will enter....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs FC Sheriff Europa League (3 - 0) On 27th October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:43pm On Oct 27, 2022
Jack500:
Have you seen your Ronaldo now?

See how he dey lose ball.
Na only Ronaldo dey pitch? Why can't you focus on someone else?
Sports › Re: Why Is That English Premier League Players Barely Win The Ballon D'or by Jokerman(m): 2:06pm On Oct 27, 2022
ThierryJay:
Lol, he cannot be one of us o. Maybe na from Madrid camp so no dey use him to gaslight us.
Lol..
Politics › Re: How ‘DSS, US Soldiers Arrested Suspected Terrorist’ In Abuja Estate by Jokerman(m): 9:07am On Oct 27, 2022
All real omoluabi must vote Peter Obi
Sports › Re: Barcelona Relegated To The Europa League At Group Stage by Jokerman(m): 11:49pm On Oct 26, 2022
Pessi destroyed thr club and ran away

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