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Sports › Re: Why Is That English Premier League Players Barely Win The Ballon D'or by Jokerman(m): 10:03pm On Oct 26, 2022
OJEEMAH:
You just confirm Wetin I dey think since….. you no sabi ball

Have you finally accepted Ronaldo flopped at Juventus?
According to Barca and Pessi fans, Ronaldo flopped at Juve because he didn't win UCL, so I'm waiting for Pessi at PSG grin
Sports › Re: Why Is That English Premier League Players Barely Win The Ballon D'or by Jokerman(m): 10:02pm On Oct 26, 2022
OJEEMAH:
Hazard and Coutinho average too?

Song was one of the best dm at the time

Unless you know no Hleb…… you think Barcelona would have signed him if he was average?
Lol... same Barca wey sign Wolves Traore, Leeds Raphinha or what?

Hleb was a skillful and intelligent footballer, I no sabi wetin Barca give am chop grin
Sports › Re: Why Is That English Premier League Players Barely Win The Ballon D'or by Jokerman(m): 9:59pm On Oct 26, 2022
Lashist:
See this dummy. You think my life depends on Messi or ronaldo like yours. It's a good thing you aren't an APC supporter. Make I no begin throw words with my junior for faceless forum...relax. Don't let this football thing make you too emotional abeg cheesy
Why are you running then from your Barcelona thread? grin
Sports › Re: Why Is That English Premier League Players Barely Win The Ballon D'or by Jokerman(m): 9:24pm On Oct 26, 2022
OJEEMAH:
Beckham with 13goals in more than 100 appearances performed and you get mind call Messi flop for scoring 11goals in 30 appearances. You smoke kush?

EPL players that flopped

Coutinho
Hazard
Song
Hleb
Owen
Martial
Januzai

Players that performed in EPL from La liga
Kun Aguero
David Silva
Alexis Sanchez
Xabi Alonso
Santi Cazorla
Cesc Fabregas
Mesut Ozil and many others
Apart from Owen in the EPL list, the rest are average.

Hope you know if Pessi no win UCL, he will be considered a flop at PSG?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:17pm On Oct 26, 2022
ThierryJay:
Leave Messi alone joor. Na now we dey see say na him no let us play Europa all these years.
Lol... but una no win UCL for close to 7-8 years now... grin
Sports › Re: Why Is That English Premier League Players Barely Win The Ballon D'or by Jokerman(m): 9:16pm On Oct 26, 2022
Lashist:
Dummy avoid me...you aren't related to ronaldo so don't end up having high BP because only MLS clubs want him
If you keep typing trash and lies about the GOAT, you won't have peace of mind here grin

Moreover go to your Barcelona Bayern thread, and stop hiding here grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:00pm On Oct 26, 2022
Pessi really destroyed this club and ran away.... grin
Sports › Re: Why Is That English Premier League Players Barely Win The Ballon D'or by Jokerman(m): 8:52pm On Oct 26, 2022
Lashist:
Lol...see this dummy jambite cheesy...did van or bale win any personal awards that distinguished them. They played in Madrid that was one of the best club then and currently. What personal records did they break that you know. If you don't know what to say, please stick to watching farmers league that pep has reduced EPL to. No need to mention me again abeg
CLOWN.

You said Ronaldo did not win shishi at Man UTD...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:38pm On Oct 26, 2022
The failed sharks of the UCL wan come disturb my Man UTD or Roma now... angry grin
Sports › Re: Why Is That English Premier League Players Barely Win The Ballon D'or by Jokerman(m): 8:36pm On Oct 26, 2022
OJEEMAH:
You still dey blame Blatter till now?

Abeg na Blatter be FIFA President when Messi win 2019 FIFA Best & Balon D’or?

How about 2021 Balon D’or?

I just dey pray make you no run mad for this pain Messi dey put you through everyday.
I dey pay back una coin...

How far uefalona scores grin
Sports › Re: Why Is That English Premier League Players Barely Win The Ballon D'or by Jokerman(m): 8:31pm On Oct 26, 2022
mickyeddi:
Michael Owen won it in 2001, get your facts right.
World player is not the same as ballondor
Sports › Re: Why Is That English Premier League Players Barely Win The Ballon D'or by Jokerman(m): 8:29pm On Oct 26, 2022
Archworld:
Take this your excuse to the cleaners. Many EPL players have tried severally in La Liga without succeeding. Many great EPL players never made in La Liga. EPL is so tough that Man United hardly beat any La Liga team even as small as Real sociedad, Vilareal . EPL is so tough that UCL and Europa is dominated by La Liga . EPL is so tough that Harzard , a famous EPL player can't play in La Liga . EPL is so tough that Thierry Henry failed in EPL.

EPL it's only regarded as the best because of the English media . The English media have made you love it . Because of that you defend them in every possible way .
Players that from EPL that performed in Laliga

Ronaldo
Bale
Beckham
Nistelrooy
Forlan
Modric
Calvarho
Sports › Re: Why Is That English Premier League Players Barely Win The Ballon D'or by Jokerman(m): 8:26pm On Oct 26, 2022
Lashist:
Oga what are you saying sef. Are you talking about madrid's money or what? Mention the EPL player that came to Spain and broke records. Just name one or rest forever please. You have forgotten pep guardiola is Spanish product that you mocked and said he won't win anything in EPL. Can you still count how many records and cups he has won?
Ronaldo
Van Nistelrooy
Bale

All made records in Laliga
Sports › Re: Why Is That English Premier League Players Barely Win The Ballon D'or by Jokerman(m): 8:25pm On Oct 26, 2022
Lashist:
Story...hazard that is a star in epl is a flop...nothing you fit talk...someone like you only watches Chelsea or many games. Football analysis isn't for you. Call your English favorites that performed in laliga? No call Ronaldo cus he didn't win shishi in England o. Call one big player from England that came to laliga to break records
Ronaldo didn't win shishi in England??

Ni wonder na teens dey support Pessi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Ajax Vs Liverpool UCL (0 - 3) On 26th October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:20pm On Oct 26, 2022
All these failed sharks of UCL coming to disturb my darling Man utd and Roma... na wa o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Ajax Vs Liverpool UCL (0 - 3) On 26th October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:18pm On Oct 26, 2022
This Barcelona worse grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:37pm On Oct 26, 2022
Inter Milan no give this people hope at all
Politics › Re: DSS, US Army Uncover Boxes Of Explosives In Trademoore Estate, Abuja by Jokerman(m): 7:05pm On Oct 26, 2022
CIA
Politics › Re: 5,000 Supporters Of Lagos PDP Gov Candidate, Jandor To Join APC On Thursday by Jokerman(m): 6:59pm On Oct 26, 2022
Lol... grin

Is this supposed to be funny? Who doesn't know that both Jandor and Funke na Tinubu children grin grin
Politics › Re: Oseni Rufai: We Eagerly Await Bola Tinubu To Show Up For Interview by Jokerman(m): 6:57pm On Oct 26, 2022
Lol...

If he can hole gun
If he can cock gun
If he can hole and clean gun chamber
If he can cock gun and shoot

He is fit to repair farm tractor... grin

Na werin we wan hear be this?
Sports › Re: Why Is That English Premier League Players Barely Win The Ballon D'or by Jokerman(m): 6:53pm On Oct 26, 2022
HedwigesMaduro:
Which of them won the golden boot in any competition outside the EPL while they were playing for an EPL side?
Jesus.

Van Nistelrooy won UCL golden boot thrice at Man utd.

Van Nistelrooy is one of the strikers to have won the golden boot in every league they have played...

Epl... Man utd
Laliga.... Madrid
Eredivisie..... PSV

So you don't know of Van Nistelrooy? Lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 6:36pm On Oct 26, 2022
OhBritannia:
I don't believe there is a single Cule that ever thought that Barcelona will still qualify.

So all this trolling isn't even painful because we had already given up in our last match.

The real pain is Messi scoring and assisting and Ronaldo getting sent to under 21 to do tap in

grin grin
Lol... so na Ronaldo una troll now instead of Madrid or Man utd or Roma? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 6:35pm On Oct 26, 2022
Failed sharks of the UCL grin grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Why Is That English Premier League Players Barely Win The Ballon D'or by Jokerman(m): 6:32pm On Oct 26, 2022
Well, only haters rescind the known fact that Cristiano is the goat of EPL... no other player has ever won both Ballondor and FIFA Best, even Blatter couldn't steal if for Pessi as usual that year....

Man utd legend
Epl legend
Madrid legend
Laliga legend
Juventus legend
SerieA legend
Portugal legend
Ucl legend
European legend
World legend
GOAT of all time, just a little bit below Pele and Maradona
Sports › Re: Why Is That English Premier League Players Barely Win The Ballon D'or by Jokerman(m): 6:28pm On Oct 26, 2022
Fearyourcreator:
Michael Owen won it too
Also, 1999 Beckham was cheated for Rivaldo, and 2003, Henry was cheated for Nedved....
Sports › Re: Why Is That English Premier League Players Barely Win The Ballon D'or by Jokerman(m): 6:20pm On Oct 26, 2022
HedwigesMaduro:
So, it's difficult for strikers in the EPL to win golden boot in England because the EPL is so tough, right? So, why are EPL strikers not winning the golden boot in European competitions? Oh I know why! They play against "tough" EPL defenders in the UCL and UEL. Smh.
Ruud Van Nistelrooy
Henry
Suarez

All ring a little bell
Sports › Re: Why Is That English Premier League Players Barely Win The Ballon D'or by Jokerman(m): 6:16pm On Oct 26, 2022
Ronaldo won it... Both Ballondor and FIFA BEST...

No player from EPL has ever won it apart from him
Sports › Re: EPL: Three Clubs Interested In Signing Cristiano Ronaldo From Man Utd Revealed by Jokerman(m): 2:22pm On Oct 26, 2022
Snapchat:
And that’s the difference between the two: no matter what, Messi never plays bad. He’s a valuable asset in every game and an undroppable team player.
Coming from you wey wan kill Pochettino last season? grin
Christianity Etc › Re: "You All Will Have Implants" - Klaus Schwab And Google Co-founder Look Ahead To by Jokerman(m): 2:13pm On Oct 26, 2022
MrPRevailer:
I did mention that there will be tribulations before the Rapture.
But it cannot be compared to the period of the Great Tribulation.

Matthew 24:21 "For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be."



In other words, there will always be tribulations. But the tribulation of the Antichrist will be unmatched. All hell will break loose. Some theologians debate that powerful fallen angels who are currently bound will be released in that period.

The wrath of God happens in the same period, upon those who take the mark.
Yes... Fallen Angels like Abbadon....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 2:11pm On Oct 26, 2022
Debroslink:
Who wanna bet against Messi overtaking Pendu this season?

Jokerman
Lol... because Ronaldo no dey UCL this year, but why is Pessi always trying to prove point or always playing catch up to Ronaldo? grin
Crime › Re: Accident At Ketu This Morning by Jokerman(m): 10:01am On Oct 26, 2022
Jesus Christ!!

Please always say a prayer before you leave your house every morning. Arrows are flying daily... with Jesus on our side, we shall conquer daily
Christianity Etc › Re: "You All Will Have Implants" - Klaus Schwab And Google Co-founder Look Ahead To by Jokerman(m): 9:44am On Oct 26, 2022
MrPRevailer:
If you read your Bible well, or focus more on end time prophesies, you will know it is the will of God and they are signs of the coming of Jesus.

John 14:30 "Hereafter I will not talk much with you: for the prince of this world cometh, and hath nothing in me."

Jesus wants to rapture his church, therefore the hour of darkness must come.
Just as Noah was deliver from the flood, the saints will be delivered from the great tribulation.

But before the Rapture and great Tribulation that follows, there will be famines, pestilences, iniquity abounding, tribulations, many departing from the faith, to try the saints.
This is in Matthew 24:3-13.
Verse 14 is where the Rapture happens.
Yes to all and understood.......

But the Bible teaches Tribulation before the rapture.

If the early Apostles, believers etc can suffer for Christ, what makes this generation special that they won't be persecuted for Christ?

Remember Tribulation of the antichrist, is not the same as God's wrath...

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