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Politics › Re: Dear North; Why We should Vote Tinubu 2023 by Jokerman(m): 11:47pm On Oct 25, 2022
Mhen, e be like them dey pay this boys
Christianity Etc › Re: Babylon The Great Is Jerusalem,not America by Jokerman(m): 10:32pm On Oct 25, 2022
Dtruthspeaker:
Wrong! It is America.

All the signs in Revelation and other scriptures are being poured out by America.

Without a doubt, America has corrupted and destroyed the whole world dashing it several Hot Blows by Using Entertainment, Technology, Technology and Entertainment combined through the vehicle of Movies and Music and "Come to America" and green card and creating beautiful cities and very beautiful ready to fuq girls with no consequences etc.

Europe prepared the way via bandit attack on unsuspecting nations via what is deceitfully called colonialism. Whereas it is no different from what the bandits are doing in northern Nigeria.

Thus, after Europe's destruction America sneakily came in and colonised every nation in a different way.

And as it stands, no one can point at any evil thing which can be said to have originated from Jerusalem and promoted by them.

All the present wickedness and evil flying all over the world came from America eg "hate Godism" deceitfully called atheism, homosexuality, oloshonism, bestiality, promiscuity, tattooism, rebellism, unruliness, hard-drugism, rape, disrespectism and rascality, now, gender confusionism caused by the alteration of the natural body.

And as you see, they are very desperate in ensuring that the world accepts all these evils they throw out in praising and honouring and rewarding those who have complied with their desires while attacking and abusing any who disagrees and challenges them, getting their cronies and friends to join them in abusing and insulting those resisting them.

WHICH IS WHY THEY ALWAYS ATTACK GOD AND HIS FOLLOWERS CALLED CHRISTIANS. And they almost never attack others but they always attack God and His Followers with fury and anger and great hatred, Exactly as Prophecied.

And in all these no evil is coming out from Jerusalem, since dem don do the worsest one already wey no other country don do.
Trash.

Nazi Germany, Rome etc have done worse than America..
Politics › Re: 2023: Ortom, Benue Elders Withdraw Support For Atiku by Jokerman(m): 10:28pm On Oct 25, 2022
LeoDeKing:
On social media
A ya e lénù
Politics › Re: Nationwide Darkness Imminent As NCC Directs Generation Companies To Shut Down by Jokerman(m): 10:25pm On Oct 25, 2022
With all these combined with fuel scarcity, and you still want me to vote Tinubat because I'm a Yoruba?

Something must be wrong with you... clowns and thieves.

Peter Obi is the mandate on which sane Nigerians stand
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:02pm On Oct 25, 2022
The failed sharks of the champions league... remain uefalona grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:02pm On Oct 25, 2022
The failed sharks of the champions league... remain uefalona � � � � �
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:52pm On Oct 25, 2022
MaCLOWNbi Haifi angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Borussia Dortmund Vs Manchester City UCL (0 - 0) - Live by Jokerman(m): 9:35pm On Oct 25, 2022
The failed sharks are preparing to enter Europa grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: “i’m 43% Nigerian” – Meghan Markle Opens Up by Jokerman(m): 8:08pm On Oct 25, 2022
I'm 90% American
Foreign Affairs › Re: On This Day In History: First Kamikaze Japanese Suicide Pilots Attacked US Navy by Jokerman(m): 8:08pm On Oct 25, 2022
If they knew what the outcome would have been.

Don't joke with the USA.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Returns To Manchester United First-team Training Today by Jokerman(m): 4:11pm On Oct 25, 2022
Of cos.... that's why he's THE GOAT....

The pain of many clowns... grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Left Behind In Rapture....why? Because Of Little Ignorant Mistakes! by Jokerman(m): 1:51pm On Oct 25, 2022
Ken4Christ:
I insist that the present church is not included in the prediction of Jesus in Matthew 24. The church was still a mystery as at that time.

The prophecies concerns the nation of Israel and how they will be treated by the other nations of the world.
https://www.nairaland.com/7400335/seven-reasons-against-pretribulation-rapture
Travel › Re: Running Out Of Nigeria by Jokerman(op): 1:51pm On Oct 25, 2022
ednut1:
sorry to burst your bubble. He has no pathway to victory . Lets say he wins Labour Party has no governors, senator or rep members. So Obi wont be able to do anything
Presidential election results will shake a lot of things
Travel › Re: Running Out Of Nigeria by Jokerman(op): 1:20pm On Oct 25, 2022
Vote Peter Obi
Romance › Re: My Experience Dating A Married Woman by Jokerman(m): 10:38am On Oct 25, 2022
VictorUSA:
They have made themselves available so fuck_ the hell out of them.
Flee all appearances of evil.

Remember Joseph and Potiphar's wife
Romance › Re: Agony Of A Beardless Dude by Jokerman(m): 8:55am On Oct 25, 2022
Kid.

No wonder you support corrupt politicians
Romance › Re: My Experience Dating A Married Woman by Jokerman(m): 8:52am On Oct 25, 2022
VictorUSA:
You must be very stupid! Is everything lies to you? I'm currently in a relationship with two married women: one a colleague the other a neighbour. Married women are cheap. They are easier to get than single ladies.
Committing adultery and you are glad?
Romance › Re: My Experience Dating A Married Woman by Jokerman(m): 8:51am On Oct 25, 2022
If your story is true... do a restitution. Repent fully.its good you cut All ties with the woman...
Health › Re: Floods Cause Increase In Snakebite Cases In Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 8:31am On Oct 25, 2022
God please o..
Politics › Re: Just In: BAT Ambassadors Blackmailing Yorubas For Rejecting Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 7:48am On Oct 25, 2022
I'm a Christian, and you want me to vote Muslim Muslim? It can never work. All yoruba churches are not even voting Tinubu... Christians are not stupid
Politics › Re: Tinubu's Kano Rejection: Yorubas To Meet & Unanimously Adopt Peter Obi by Jokerman(m): 7:46am On Oct 25, 2022
Every sane and reasonable person that loves Nigeria, knows Peter Obi is needed now...

Away with the old system
Christianity Etc › Seven Reasons Against The PRETRIBULATION Rapture by Jokerman(op): 6:56am On Oct 25, 2022
3 Things Christians Agree On

1. There will be a tribulation with the coming of the antichrist, a false prophet, and a false teacher.
2. There will be a second coming of Jesus Christ.
3. There will be a rapture of believers where the believers will be caught up to meet the Lord.

7 Reasons To Support The Position Of A Post-Tribulation Rapture:

▪︎. The Bible talks about only one Second Coming of Jesus Christ.
If the rapture were to happen 7 years before the second coming of Jesus, and the Bible clearly states that during the rapture we will meet the Lord in the air (signifying the Lord is coming), this would mean that His second coming will happen twice. The Bible makes it clear there is only one second coming—the first coming, to die, and the second coming, to reign. If we will meet Him in the air while He is coming down, this is describing the second coming of Jesus when the rapture will take place.

▪︎The rapture to the Lord and His coming are the same event.
“For the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of an archangel, and with the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first. Then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And thus we shall always be with the Lord.” 1 Thessalonians 4:16-17.

There will be a shout, a trumpet sounding, and the voice of an archangel when He comes.This verse also does not specify that we are going to heaven, but just that we will be with Jesus.

▪︎Jesus’ second coming is happening after the tribulation and not before.
“…Immediately after the tribulation of those days the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens will be shaken. Then the sign of the Son of Man will appear in heaven, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory” Matthew 24:29-30.

There is only one second coming of Jesus. The descension talks about His coming. There is no verse that indicates that He is coming only halfway. He will come all the way, but we will meet Him halfway in the air. This verse indicates this coming is after the tribulation.

▪︎ The first resurrection happens right before the thousand year reign of Christ, not before the tribulation.
“And I saw thrones, and they sat on them, and judgment was committed to them. Then I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded for their witness to Jesus and for the word of God, who had not worshiped the beast or his image and had not received his mark on their foreheads or on their hands. And they lived and reigned with Christ for a thousand years. But the rest of the dead did not live again until the thousand years were finished. This is the first resurrection. Blessed and holy is he who has part in the first resurrection. Over such the second death has no power, but they shall be priests of God and of Christ, and shall reign with Him a thousand years.” Revelation 20:4-6.

During the tribulation, people will be saved, but people will also die for Christ—those who refuse to worship the beast and receive his mark. The Pre-Trib view holds that those who are killed are the people saved during the tribulation because the church is raptured.
But if the church has already been raptured, the Holy Spirit will also be removed with the Church.  How, then, can new believers be saved without the Holy Spirit on earth?

The people who die and didn’t worship the beast or take his mark, will rise again and reign with Christ for 1000 years. This is the first resurrection.If there is a resurrection happening with the rapture 7 years before that when we are changed, and the dead will rise, then which resurrection is that?

The first resurrection does not happen until Jesus sets up His 1000-year reign on the earth. There will only be one first resurrection at His second coming.

▪︎What makes the believers so special in the last days that they will be spared from persecution?

I need someone to answer this last question?? grin

Suffering weeds out compromising Christians.

https://pastorvlad.org/tribulation/
Christianity Etc › Re: Can You Endure Hell Fire by Jokerman(m): 6:38am On Oct 25, 2022
Pray not to go to lake of fire. The horrors there is described as hell. It is eternal.

Even death and hell will be cast into it... that is the 2nd death
Christianity Etc › Re: Left Behind In Rapture....why? Because Of Little Ignorant Mistakes! by Jokerman(m): 10:53pm On Oct 24, 2022
Ken4Christ:
The event of 1st Thessalonians and Matthew 24 is not the same.

1. In 1st Thessalonians, Jesus will not be seen visibly by the people of the earth. The saints will be caught up to meet him in the air. In Matthew 24, Jesus will be seen visibly.

2. There is no such thing as the sun turning black and the moon turning red in 1st Thessalonians.

3. 1st Thessalonians is the rapture of the church. Matthew 24 is the second coming of Christ and the rapture of the elect of the Jews which is 144,000 mentioned in Revelation 7.
They are the same two.... 1 Thess describes how the rapture will be, Matthew 24,gives time
Sports › Re: Aston Villa Appoints Unai Emery As New Head Coach by Jokerman(m): 9:53pm On Oct 24, 2022
oluwaseyi0:
Is Aston villa bigger than Villarreal?

He's doing well at Villarreal
Yes.... laliga is the 3rd famers league.

List of farmers league according to rank

1. Ligue 1

2. Bundesliga

3. Laliga

4. Eredivisie

5. Portugal league

6. EPL
Foreign Affairs › Re: Rishi Sunak: 18 Things To Know About Incoming UK Prime Minister (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 8:25pm On Oct 24, 2022
Righteousness2:
Some crazy Endtimes arrangements is playing out . Unfortunately many do not see nor understand. Many are sleeping.

Klaus Schwab WEF/ Globalist in motion.
The Antichrist foot soldiers are taking position.
6uild 6ack 6etter in the white house
6uild 6ack 6etter In Canada
6uild 6ack 6etter In UK
Watch out as some crazy Deceptive Globalist control tactics will be playing out.

Live Ready! Be Ready! The Coming of JESUS is Imminent !!
Perhaps he is the new antichrist, just as Obama was grin
Crime › Re: Where Can I Report A Loan App by Jokerman(m): 8:23pm On Oct 24, 2022
Try to delete such apps when not on use anymore
Foreign Affairs › Re: Rishi Sunak To Become UK PM Tomorrow, After Meeting With King Charles by Jokerman(m): 7:36pm On Oct 24, 2022
I think UK and western countries should stop giving opportunities to immigrants, because they will still not appreciate it and wish the west is destroyed... let them try all these uplifting in China, North Korea, Russia et, they so love to support .
Foreign Affairs › Re: Heritage Foundation Says US Military Is WEAK And Unable To Win War (Pics) by Jokerman(m): 2:17pm On Oct 24, 2022
obedience4:
So ashamed of you sir, instead of you focus on preaching the word of God you are busing analysing military strength to preach the gospel..
You claimed to be a chosen member, I have never heard the chosen GO say the rubbish you keep spiting on niraland,
They are more genuine Christians here in the USA than anywhere in the world,even chosen church have branches here, stop behaving like a fool.
Preach the gospel of our lord Jesus Christ not rubbish, how those military strength of the USA got to do with the advancement of the kingdom of God,
You are criticizing biden didn't God said we should pray for people in authority, have your GO ever critized a leader before yet you claim you are following him,
If you know righteousness0, his antics here should not surprise you....
Foreign Affairs › Re: Heritage Foundation Says US Military Is WEAK And Unable To Win War (Pics) by Jokerman(m): 2:08pm On Oct 24, 2022
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Righteousness2:
There is really no Suprise here. What do you expect from a military that is more concerned with being gay, non binary and all that nonsense?
What is happening on the world stage right before our eyes is no political. It is Biblical.

We said here long ago that America aka Nomerica is the " Mystery Babylon " described in Revelation 18, that will be brought down in an hour.

The Biden Presidency assignment is to weaken America internally, Externally Spiritually and Physically. And he is doing it wonderfully well.

America not seen as a major Endtimes actor in the Holy Bible is not a mistake.
The major Endtimes actors in the Bible are the likes of Israel, Russia, China , Iran, the Middle East conglomerate, etc

We are living inside the Endtimes and programs are about to kick off.

The RAPTURE is Imminent! The Coming of JESUS is not Near. It is Here.
If you have not made JESUS Christ the Lord of your life, you are living Dangerously.
Repent and Surrender to JESUS now you have the opportunity. The next Moment is not Guaranteed.
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Back with your trashy conspiracy theories....
Family › Re: My Wife Twins Sister Moved To Our Apartment Of A Room And Parlour Self-contain by Jokerman(m): 9:18am On Oct 24, 2022
So una no fit rent one room for her and her kids to manage?

And then what about her market or shop? How woman go dey, she no dey sell market or get shop?

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