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Foreign Affairs › Re: China’s Leader Xi Jinping Secures Historic Third Term In Power by Jokerman(m): 10:27pm On Oct 23, 2022
I heard no woman in the cabinet grin
Politics › Re: Buhari Allowed PDP’s Propaganda Bury His Government's Achievements - Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 10:26pm On Oct 23, 2022
Yeye old grandpa.

So the rice being bought at 48k from 8k about 7 years ago, is propaganda?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:51pm On Oct 23, 2022
Osinmhen that this team should have bought.... with their eyes Chelsea will buy him under their nose angry
Politics › Re: This Presidential Election Will Mark The End Of Tinubu's Dynasty in Lagos by Jokerman(m): 6:00pm On Oct 23, 2022
duro4chang:
bI am always happy when you are wailing like this. I like to torment you guys with the victory of Bola Ahmed Tinubu the incoming president of Nigeria. I want you to feel sad and commit suicide. Congratulations in advance to Jagaban.
Stop wasting your time. Tinubu can never be president. Old things are passing away 2023.
Politics › Re: No Mans Land: Iragbiji,Osun Native Bullied Lagosians To Collect 10% Tax Revenue by Jokerman(m): 5:56pm On Oct 23, 2022
Wait, so Tinubu no be omo eko?
Politics › Re: This Presidential Election Will Mark The End Of Tinubu's Dynasty in Lagos by Jokerman(m): 5:55pm On Oct 23, 2022
tribalmall:
You Igbo father said more than thins when Ebele brought dollars to Lagos.

I follow chop the dollar, Peter Obi na small pikin. If he gathers 2 million vote in the coming election INEC should give him the presidency
Don't waste your time.

Christians are not even voting Tinubu... you want us to vote him and relegate the church to the backyard through Shettima? God forbid
Politics › Re: This Presidential Election Will Mark The End Of Tinubu's Dynasty in Lagos by Jokerman(m): 5:53pm On Oct 23, 2022
duro4chang:
Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu is the next president of Nigeria. Jagaban is the best man for the job. The incoming president of Nigeria. May God bless him with wisdom to lead the country to the promised land. May he have the courage to usher in peace progress and prosperity. Congratulations in advance.
Elo lo ti gbá ni isé yí?
Celebrities › Re: Gideon Okeke's Marriage Crashes; Separates From His Wife, Chidera by Jokerman(m): 5:49pm On Oct 23, 2022
tribalmall:
You go marry Igbo woman lol.
Biodun Okeowo (Omo butty)
Adunni Ade
Mercy Aigbe etc et al. Are all divorced and they aren't igbos...

So no everything is about tribe...you pained Tinubu supporter
Celebrities › Re: Gideon Okeke's Marriage Crashes; Separates From His Wife, Chidera by Jokerman(m): 5:47pm On Oct 23, 2022
Marriage is for better for worse until death do you part...

So look before you leap grin
Christianity Etc › Re: "You All Will Have Implants" - Klaus Schwab And Google Co-founder Look Ahead To by Jokerman(m): 5:35pm On Oct 23, 2022
They are all deceiving themselves. Whatever they plan, if God does not will it, it can not come to pass...
Politics › Re: 2023: God Called Us To Change Lagos Story — Funke Akindele by Jokerman(m): 5:28pm On Oct 23, 2022
Lol.... grin

Sorry you can't beat Sanwo Eko in Lagos... Omo wa ni...

Our only interest is to vote Peter Obi for Nigeria to change....

Only atenujés want old hungry Bat.... grin

I implore every sane, educated and God fasting person to vote Peter Obi
Politics › Re: Video: Peter Obi Son , Oseloka Obi Featuring In Hollywood Movies by Jokerman(m): 5:21pm On Oct 23, 2022
funshint:
Hmnhmn...finger-pointing as usual! grin
You hate truth
Politics › Re: Photo : Tinubu Doss Again In Kano.. by Jokerman(m): 5:18pm On Oct 23, 2022
Lol... baba must sleep at his age... not his fault...
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 23rd October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 3:34pm On Oct 23, 2022
Arsenal will still win.

Barcelona fans disguising as Man City fans should continue in their delusion
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jokerman(m): 12:46pm On Oct 23, 2022
Lana1:
Yh. I wonder why grin grin
Isn't this the woman that divorced her Pastor husband, and is now a lesbian?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Flood Disaster In Nigeria Deeply Saddening — King Charles III by Jokerman(m): 12:21pm On Oct 23, 2022
Wetin concern Buhari with the Flood? Does he care?
Politics › Re: 63,000 APC Members Defect To PDP In Katsina (Pictures + Video) by Jokerman(m): 11:42am On Oct 23, 2022
Samyyorn5050:
Na who de count them?

Are they really APC card carrier?
If they are not
Then there was no defection
Eyaaa.... e Pele boda wa grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trans, Jordan Gray Plays Piano With Her Penis, Insults God On Live TV In The UK by Jokerman(m): 7:58am On Oct 23, 2022
These nust be soldier ants
Politics › Re: APC Members, How Much Do You Buy A Bag Of Rice? by Jokerman(m): 7:40am On Oct 23, 2022
I use my APC card to buy rice at 8K in any store in Lagos.... just say "emilokan" and show them yhe card... grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Left Behind In Rapture....why? Because Of Little Ignorant Mistakes! by Jokerman(m): 6:42am On Oct 23, 2022
OkCornel:
I tell you.

It’s sad a lot of people are still brainwashed with this pretribulation rapture doctrine Jesus or the Apostles never taught.
My annoyance is they refused to learn or to study the scriptures themselves.
Sports › Re: Liverpool V Chelsea: We Missed Ronaldo's Finishing In The First Half - Ten Hag by Jokerman(m): 6:41am On Oct 23, 2022
loswhite:
The only thing you guys care about is Renaldo's record
Isn't it what Pessi fans think about too?? Pessi ballondor record?
Christianity Etc › Re: Left Behind In Rapture....why? Because Of Little Ignorant Mistakes! by Jokerman(m): 11:19pm On Oct 22, 2022
OkCornel:
So why did Apostle Peter admonish believers to look forward to the day of the Lord whilst they were on earth?

2 Peter 3 v 10-12;
10 But the day of the Lord will come like a thief. The heavens will disappear with a roar; the elements will be destroyed by fire, and the earth and everything done in it will be laid bare.

11 Since everything will be destroyed in this way, what kind of people ought you to be? You ought to live holy and godly lives

12 as you look forward to the day of God and speed its coming. That day will bring about the destruction of the heavens by fire, and the elements will melt in the heat.


Can you explain the bolded bits of verse 10 & 12?

1) If the day of the Lord will come like a thief, then…how does it connect with your understanding of what it means to be gathered unto Christ?

2) Also, is the day of the Lord which is “like a thief in the night” going to happen before the great tribulation, or after the great tribulation…going by Apostle Peter’s writing here hmmm?

3) If Christians aren’t going be around, why was he admonishing believers alive on earth to look forward to the day of the Lord?
John Darby ready did wrong in his pre tribulation rapture
Sports › Re: Liverpool V Chelsea: We Missed Ronaldo's Finishing In The First Half - Ten Hag by Jokerman(m): 11:01pm On Oct 22, 2022
Angelfrost:
Yes... So have the players in those clubs too!

Matter of fact, most of the clubs (all of them actually) were already winning trophies before he joined them! grin

He didn't win anything all by himself! Neither did he help a trophy less club win trophies for the first time by joining them.

Boss, talk another thing! tongue
Yes... that tells you he is a team player, and that's why they won together to while he is there.... also their is always a best student in class....

Portugal has never won any trophy until Ronaldo became captain, now they have two.

Even Pessi has never helped a trophyless club too before...
Sports › Re: Liverpool V Chelsea: We Missed Ronaldo's Finishing In The First Half - Ten Hag by Jokerman(m): 10:50pm On Oct 22, 2022
Angelfrost:
Ronaldo should change his approach too! It takes two to tangle!
Ronaldo has won trophies In every club he has played
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Visits Umueri & Other Communities Affected By Flood In Anambra by Jokerman(m): 10:48pm On Oct 22, 2022
obembet:
Same wey Igbo hate YORUBAs and Tinubu
Eleribu... igbos and yorubas don't hate themselves .

Tinubu does not speak for all yorubas, only bigot
Sports › Re: Liverpool V Chelsea: We Missed Ronaldo's Finishing In The First Half - Ten Hag by Jokerman(m): 10:37pm On Oct 22, 2022
But farmer league merchant fans keep trying to destabilise Ronaldo hoping he'll retire thinking their man will break his records

Ronaldo and Man utd wil be back

Sports › Re: Unbelievable Lionel Messi Record - ESPN by Jokerman(m): 9:08pm On Oct 22, 2022
Snapchat:
Jokerman come here oh!

If I start now, una go say I dey hate Pendu lol
Answer him, without mentioning Ronaldo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 22nd October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:08pm On Oct 22, 2022
olayiwola72:
Which records … please educate me
UCL records
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 22nd October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:21pm On Oct 22, 2022
Blake755:
In as much as am a Ronaldo fan but we are better off without him no hate the guy isn't a team player he is an individual player
Reallyhuh How come all this awards at 37 years old?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 22nd October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:19pm On Oct 22, 2022
xzibit80:
Don't mind the he-goats and she-goats. I wish Ronaldo can leave, so they can just follow him out to wherever he is headed to, because it's pretty clear that they are TEAM RONALDO FC, ANYWHERE RONALDO GO, DEM FOLLOW. No clear direction in life.

I'm deactivating my account asap as usual., but these Ronaldo CR7 fanboys and girls should allow us drink water drop cup
Messi fan... sorry...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 22nd October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:18pm On Oct 22, 2022
Snapchat:
Messi still get Barca WiFi and PSG dey try extend his contact when the current one never expire grin. Any serious club knows how valuable Messi is to a team.

Someone that cannot score against ordinary Omonile, wey dey play for Cyprus wetin he wan do again? grin

Every football fans knows Pendu don finish except his gay boys lol
Tell us what Pessi has won outside Barca, that Ronaldo hasn't in multiple clubs? angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 22nd October 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:09pm On Oct 22, 2022
xzibit80:
They are very annoying sets of FOOLS. They are only interested in their RONALDO , he is like a god to them. They do not care about the betterment of the team, the team can lose 5-1 for all they care, so far Ronaldo scores the single goal.
The same you that abused Higuain till he retired ... OK o

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